You Work on Thanksgiving, Teacher!

➡︎ Jubal Phone Pranks on The Jubal Show
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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello,
Hi McKenzie, this is Pete Eakan's assistant to the superintendent
here at school district. How are you today?

Speaker 2 (00:20):
Well, I'm okay.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
Great, I can help you. Well, I'm just checking in
to see if you have any sort of lactose intolerance issues,
or any gluten issues, or if you are any dietary restrictions,
you know, for Thanksgiving?

Speaker 2 (00:33):
I mean, I don't, But what do you mean Thanksgiving?

Speaker 1 (00:36):
Nobody has spoke with you about this, telling.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
Me about what, sir, I'm not understanding.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
You should have had a conversation by now with about
the principle about what. I'm sorry about Thanksgiving.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
I don't. I'm sorry, I just don't know what you're
talking about. I'm going on to the county Thanksgiving.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
Oh no, you're.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Not, No, you're not.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
Yeah, yeah, I kind of am okay.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Yeah. Now, every school at our district, the newest teacher
is the one that has to be there on Thanksgiving Day.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
That makes sense. There's no school on Thanksgiving. What are
you talking to?

Speaker 1 (01:14):
Well, there's not supposed to be. But what happened if
one of our students doesn't realize it's Thanksgiving Day and
then shows up. Who's going to teach them? That's why
we need at least one teacher on the school premises
so that they can hold classes as normal.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
You cannot expect me to work on Thanksgiving Day. Nobody
works on Thanksgiving anywhere?

Speaker 1 (01:32):
You do?

Speaker 3 (01:34):
You do? And what am I supposed to do about
having Thanksgiving dinner?

Speaker 1 (01:38):
I cases, no, absolutely not. That's why I was calling
in the first place, because I thought you were aware
of it. There will be a Turkish sandwich and all
of the fixings for the sides in the refrigerator in
the cafeteria, so you will still.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
Get and you're can be me. It's just going to
be me, or if.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
You show up, you can also eat your Thanksgiving meal
with them.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
Are you telling me a turkey sandwich in the refrigerator
and I'm alone in the school. In case a student
shows up because they don't know that school's closed and
I'm supposed to share a turkey sandwich.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
With a student, we will have two turkey sandwiches in
there just in case, and then you can have both
of them if nobody shows up seconds there.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
Is no wait, I'm working on Thanksgiving.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
If I could just you know, you can take this
up with the principal. I will say, if you are
not willing to work on Thanksgiving Day, it probably leads
to termination.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
But there may be is terminate someone for not working
on a holiday.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
This is a I just need to know aitary issues
so I can order mac and cheese or not.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
You know what, Yes, order mac and cheese. Order a
lot of mac and cheese. I love Maga cheese. Order
so much mac and cheese because I will we do
have over your head.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
I'm sorry, what did you want to do with mac
and cheese?

Speaker 2 (02:53):
Okay, so what was your name again?

Speaker 3 (02:55):
H P.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
Dakin's assistant to the superintendent here.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
You know what, until a brual superintendent called me and
notifies me of this, that someone with actual power.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
You can eat that macaroni and cheese all by yourself.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
Because I am not working on Thanksgiving.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
Alyssa said you'd be working. Alyssa, yeah, your coworker. Listen, Yeah,
she volunteered you.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
What do you mean she volunteered me?

Speaker 1 (03:22):
She said that.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
Just because I'm the newest teacher. Just because I'm the
newest teacher doesn't mean Alyssa.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
What we talked to Alyssa about it. She said that
you wanted to do it.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
Actually, we know Immana Lissa are going to have some
words because I did not.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
Well, maybe you should, because this is a prank phone
call set up by Alyssa. This is actually show doing
a phone prank on you and your coworker. Alyssa set
you up. I need you.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
I hate everybody, I hate I hate y'all forrank.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
She said crap all the time about being the newest
teacher in the school and wanted to mess with you.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
Wake up every morning with jubile phone Franks.