May 4, 2023 • 4 mins
Welcome to "HOA or NO WAY" Listen to Jubal pretending to be a member of the HOA board and start dishing out fines left and right! Lawn ornaments are a violation of HOA regulations and that mailbox is too flashy.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Jubile Show on demand.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's another Jewbile Phone Frank.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Hello, Hi, this is Gary Charles. I was calling from
Shine's Homeowners Association. I was looking for Shawna.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Yeah, this is Shawna.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Hi, Shawna. How are you today?
Speaker 1 (00:27):
I'm great, Gary, How are you well?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
I'm not too bad. Thank you very much for asking.
We welcome to the neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Oh, thank you guys so much. I'm so glad you
guys called. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
I don't think anybody from the homeowners association has officially
reached out yet, have they.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
No, not yet, But I'm very excited to live here.
And yeah, thank you Gary for calling.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Yes, no problem, thank you for moving on in. And
I think we'll get to know each other very well
over your stay here.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Good. Good to it.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
First item of business that I wanted to call you
about was I wanted to alert you to our rule
that there are to be no abandoned vehicles parked on
the street. Okay, okay, And I should say really quickly
that we will not be issuing a fine just yet,
but that is a finable offense up to five hundred
(01:20):
dollars per day that that car is left out there.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
A fine, there's no, there's no been in cars parked
in front of my house. That means there's my car,
but you guys have my late and make it model.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
The car that I'm specifically speaking of is a very
disheveled late model Subaru and it looks like there may
be somebody even living in it, and we don't allow that.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Well, that's that's my car. It's a late model Subaru,
but it's not shoveled. It's my car.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
So you're going to tell me that the dilapidated Subaru
which is actually your car that you drive around in.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Are you an idiot?
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Okay, SHAWNA, I con sense that you and I are
not getting along as best of friends right now. Did
something I say reb be the wrong way?
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Yes, you're telling me that car which is perfectly fine.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Yes, I did say all that, and I stand by that.
We have the Home Own Association here stand.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
By you find me for a car that you guys
checked out.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
No, actually looked.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
At my cart before I got here, before we moved in.
We gave you all our information and he said, oh, yes,
that's fine. And now you're telling me it's not.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Yeah, okay, well that's twice. Now, that's twice. Now I'm
gonna go ahead and write that down. That's twice twice.
What that is twice that you have swore at a
home owner association representative and we frown on that here.
That's going to be at least a three hundred dollars
fine for eachwhere work. You want to try it again,
(02:56):
You're up to nine hundred dollars now in the cush jar. SHAWNA,
What Gary? I just wanted to let you know. This
is a prank phone call, that's all. This is what.
It's a prank phone call. Who is this is Jewel
from the Jewbel Show. It's a phone prank and your husband,
James set you up.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
James s.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Yes. He said that you guys just moved into a
new place with a homeowners association and he wanted me
to mess with you.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 2 (03:23):
No, I'm not. Also, he said that your car is
kind of crappy.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Is that the truth it? It's like ten years old?
And oh my gosh, I was I was about to
pop an artery.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Well, your husband wanted to phone frank you to let
you know you got a new car. I'm just kidding.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
That was another prank.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Are you what, No, I'm joking. He did.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
He did.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Actually, yes, I'm serious. He got you a new car.
You want to let you know? Yeah, okay, all right,
that's another three hundred dollars into the cust Jar Cary
wake up every morning with jebal phone pranks weekday mornings
on the twenties.
The Jubile Show on demand.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's another Jewbile Phone Frank.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Hello, Hi, this is Gary Charles. I was calling from
Shine's Homeowners Association. I was looking for Shawna.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Yeah, this is Shawna.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Hi, Shawna. How are you today?
Speaker 1 (00:27):
I'm great, Gary, How are you well?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
I'm not too bad. Thank you very much for asking.
We welcome to the neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Oh, thank you guys so much. I'm so glad you
guys called. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
I don't think anybody from the homeowners association has officially
reached out yet, have they.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
No, not yet, But I'm very excited to live here.
And yeah, thank you Gary for calling.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Yes, no problem, thank you for moving on in. And
I think we'll get to know each other very well
over your stay here.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Good. Good to it.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
First item of business that I wanted to call you
about was I wanted to alert you to our rule
that there are to be no abandoned vehicles parked on
the street. Okay, okay, And I should say really quickly
that we will not be issuing a fine just yet,
but that is a finable offense up to five hundred
(01:20):
dollars per day that that car is left out there.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
A fine, there's no, there's no been in cars parked
in front of my house. That means there's my car,
but you guys have my late and make it model.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
The car that I'm specifically speaking of is a very
disheveled late model Subaru and it looks like there may
be somebody even living in it, and we don't allow that.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Well, that's that's my car. It's a late model Subaru,
but it's not shoveled. It's my car.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
So you're going to tell me that the dilapidated Subaru
which is actually your car that you drive around in.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Are you an idiot?
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Okay, SHAWNA, I con sense that you and I are
not getting along as best of friends right now. Did
something I say reb be the wrong way?
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Yes, you're telling me that car which is perfectly fine.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Yes, I did say all that, and I stand by that.
We have the Home Own Association here stand.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
By you find me for a car that you guys
checked out.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
No, actually looked.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
At my cart before I got here, before we moved in.
We gave you all our information and he said, oh, yes,
that's fine. And now you're telling me it's not.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Yeah, okay, well that's twice. Now, that's twice. Now I'm
gonna go ahead and write that down. That's twice twice.
What that is twice that you have swore at a
home owner association representative and we frown on that here.
That's going to be at least a three hundred dollars
fine for eachwhere work. You want to try it again,
(02:56):
You're up to nine hundred dollars now in the cush jar. SHAWNA,
What Gary? I just wanted to let you know. This
is a prank phone call, that's all. This is what.
It's a prank phone call. Who is this is Jewel
from the Jewbel Show. It's a phone prank and your husband,
James set you up.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
James s.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Yes. He said that you guys just moved into a
new place with a homeowners association and he wanted me
to mess with you.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 2 (03:23):
No, I'm not. Also, he said that your car is
kind of crappy.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Is that the truth it? It's like ten years old?
And oh my gosh, I was I was about to
pop an artery.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Well, your husband wanted to phone frank you to let
you know you got a new car. I'm just kidding.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
That was another prank.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Are you what, No, I'm joking. He did.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
He did.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Actually, yes, I'm serious. He got you a new car.
You want to let you know? Yeah, okay, all right,
that's another three hundred dollars into the cust Jar Cary
wake up every morning with jebal phone pranks weekday mornings
on the twenties.
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