April 28, 2023 • 4 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Jubile Show on demand. It's another Jewbile phone Frank
weekday mornings on the twenties. Hello is this Leah? Yes, Leah?
How are you?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
This is Smitty I'm calling from Oh hey, Hey, how's
it going good? Is everything okay?
Speaker 1 (00:26):
You sound like out of breath?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
I am out of breath. I just ran out of
your house. We were scheduled to spray for bugs today.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Yeah. Yeah, and uh, I have some bad news for you. Okay,
you're really freaking me out. What's going on? Well? Are
you able to come down here at all? Not? Right now?
Why is everything okay? What? Can you just tell me?
There is a major infestation? What do you mean well
(00:56):
you're talking about well.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
I mean I was at the in the crawl space
of your house, sprang from us, and I heard some
really loud knocking from the floor. So I went ahead,
and I apologize about this, but I went up through
the crawl space into your house.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
For a second. You went into my house.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Yeah, I felt that it was appropriate because I had
to check it out. I mean, I've never heard or
experienced anything like this in my twenty seven years of
being a exterminator. Oh my god, what what just tell
me you're freaking out, Please come on.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
So I've experienced some very big spiders before, and some
very big vermin. Yeah, but what I saw inside your house,
I honestly I'm scared right now.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
I'm shaking. I've never seen this ever before. Well, what
the hell is it? Just tell me. I don't know.
That's the thing. I don't know what it was. Okay,
what was it?
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Is it a spider like I saw?
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Tell me what it was.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
I saw fingers, It had legs, fingers.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
What the hell was it?
Speaker 2 (02:01):
I tried to have no idea, honestly, That's why I
was asking if you coming down your head fingers?
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Are you sitting down? I think I heard it talk? Okay, okay,
can you send me a picture. I don't want to
go back in there, Committy, this is your job. You
have to go back in and kill it or whatever.
Don't make me go back in there. What did it
look like? It was white? It was wrinkly. I saw
(02:26):
some white hair, it's all I saw. How big was it?
It was like five three? I think it was five
three five three? What bug is five three? This makes
no sense? Are you talking about my grandma? Okay?
Speaker 2 (02:43):
So I think I had my wires crossed a little bit. I, honey,
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Why are you laughing? What? Well, because this is awkward.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
I think I was freaking out thinking I ran into
a big old spider in your place, and I think
it might have been your grandma.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
How did you not know a grandma from above? So
you must live with your grandma? Yes, I do? You idiot?
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Okay, well you might want to call and ask if
she's okay because I just sprayed her with a bunch
of chemicals that kill spiders and things like that.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
So what you sprayed my grandma with bugs? By? So
just maybe a little bit. What kind of company is this? Well,
it's not a company at all. It's actually a prank
phone call. So that's good.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
I didn't what this is actually Jeubil from the Jubil
Show doing a phone prank on you. Are you kidding?
Speaker 1 (03:38):
No, it's a joke. Your cousin set you up. Oh
my gosh. So you didn't spray my grandma with bugspray?
No I didn't, So everything's fine. Oh my god, I
had to step out of a feeding for that.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Well, I figure maybe your grandma being sprayed with bugspray
be a nice break from your meeting, so I'll let
you get back to work now.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Wake up every morning with jebals Own Franks weekday mornings
on the twenties, The Jubil Show on demand
The Jubile Show on demand. It's another Jewbile phone Frank
weekday mornings on the twenties. Hello is this Leah? Yes, Leah?
How are you?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
This is Smitty I'm calling from Oh hey, Hey, how's
it going good? Is everything okay?
Speaker 1 (00:26):
You sound like out of breath?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
I am out of breath. I just ran out of
your house. We were scheduled to spray for bugs today.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Yeah. Yeah, and uh, I have some bad news for you. Okay,
you're really freaking me out. What's going on? Well? Are
you able to come down here at all? Not? Right now?
Why is everything okay? What? Can you just tell me?
There is a major infestation? What do you mean well
(00:56):
you're talking about well.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
I mean I was at the in the crawl space
of your house, sprang from us, and I heard some
really loud knocking from the floor. So I went ahead,
and I apologize about this, but I went up through
the crawl space into your house.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
For a second. You went into my house.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Yeah, I felt that it was appropriate because I had
to check it out. I mean, I've never heard or
experienced anything like this in my twenty seven years of
being a exterminator. Oh my god, what what just tell
me you're freaking out, Please come on.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
So I've experienced some very big spiders before, and some
very big vermin. Yeah, but what I saw inside your house,
I honestly I'm scared right now.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
I'm shaking. I've never seen this ever before. Well, what
the hell is it? Just tell me. I don't know.
That's the thing. I don't know what it was. Okay,
what was it?
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Is it a spider like I saw?
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Tell me what it was.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
I saw fingers, It had legs, fingers.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
What the hell was it?
Speaker 2 (02:01):
I tried to have no idea, honestly, That's why I
was asking if you coming down your head fingers?
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Are you sitting down? I think I heard it talk? Okay, okay,
can you send me a picture. I don't want to
go back in there, Committy, this is your job. You
have to go back in and kill it or whatever.
Don't make me go back in there. What did it
look like? It was white? It was wrinkly. I saw
(02:26):
some white hair, it's all I saw. How big was it?
It was like five three? I think it was five
three five three? What bug is five three? This makes
no sense? Are you talking about my grandma? Okay?
Speaker 2 (02:43):
So I think I had my wires crossed a little bit. I, honey,
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Why are you laughing? What? Well, because this is awkward.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
I think I was freaking out thinking I ran into
a big old spider in your place, and I think
it might have been your grandma.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
How did you not know a grandma from above? So
you must live with your grandma? Yes, I do? You idiot?
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Okay, well you might want to call and ask if
she's okay because I just sprayed her with a bunch
of chemicals that kill spiders and things like that.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
So what you sprayed my grandma with bugs? By? So
just maybe a little bit. What kind of company is this? Well,
it's not a company at all. It's actually a prank
phone call. So that's good.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
I didn't what this is actually Jeubil from the Jubil
Show doing a phone prank on you. Are you kidding?
Speaker 1 (03:38):
No, it's a joke. Your cousin set you up. Oh
my gosh. So you didn't spray my grandma with bugspray?
No I didn't, So everything's fine. Oh my god, I
had to step out of a feeding for that.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Well, I figure maybe your grandma being sprayed with bugspray
be a nice break from your meeting, so I'll let
you get back to work now.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Wake up every morning with jebals Own Franks weekday mornings
on the twenties, The Jubil Show on demand
Host
Jubal Fresh
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