May 2, 2023 • 4 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Jubile Show on demand.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
It's another Jewbile phone Frank weekday mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hey,
this is Trevor calling from plumbing. Is this Jason?
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Hey Jason. So I was just calling you with a
bit of an update on the situation. What's going on?
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Oh? Okay, I is my My wife should be right
there if you if you have anything. I'm at work
right now. My wife should be there.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Oh yeah, okay, yeah, she leaves.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
She said she had some errands to do and you know,
asked us if we'd be good if she went around
errand so we said yeah, And I didn't have her number.
Your number was on the invoice. So just calling you
to kind of update you on the situation.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Okay, so you guys done already.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
No, we're not done so much. It's we have an issue,
a little bit of an issue.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Okay, What's what's going on?
Speaker 2 (01:04):
So I'm just gonna be honest.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
So, me and my coworker here, we were doing the
work on your plumbing, and you know, we uh were
walking through the house and then I noticed what looked
like the sword from the movie Brave Heart. Like there
was like a toy sword from there was like a
toy sword from the movie Brave Heart in one room.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Oh no, that's not a toy sword. That's that's an
exact repleti. That's a usable sword. Oh oh what what happened?
Speaker 4 (01:32):
So where did you get that sword? Because was it
like like on Amazon or.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
No not not on Amazon. My my wife got that
for me. She tracked down the guy that actually made.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
It for the movie. So that is that's like, okay,
what happened? What happened?
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Okay, So we were walking through the house and we
saw that sword and I was like, oh cool, that
looks like the sword from the movie Brave Heart. And
then my coworker Gary was like, yeah, dude, it does.
And so we were looking at it and then we
had our pipes because we're plumbers, you know, and then
we kind of had an impromptu duel.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
And you hold on, you started fighting with my sword.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
Uh yeah, just kind of a real quick duel. And
you might want to ask for your money back, honestly
when it comes for that sword.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
What did you do? What happened?
Speaker 4 (02:20):
Well, it's not made very well because like I took
one swing at him and then he blocked it with
the pipe. That he was holding, and then it just
split in half. I'm sorry, like.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
You got you gotta be you broke my sword. Well
that sword, that sword wasn't a toy. It's an actual sword.
That sword cost my wife twelve thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Okay, So and then, oh, you gotta be kidding.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
Okay, So I could offer you maybe some options, like
to say, sorry, I have some samurai swords at my house.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
No no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, what are
you talking about. No, I don't want your swords.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
They're pretty sweet.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
No, they're You're not pretty sweet. Okay, those are stores. Okay.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
What you're gonna do is you're gonna you're gonna get
your owner, whoever owns this company, to get a hold
of me, because if that doesn't happen soon you're gonna
be hearing my attorneys.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
Well, I was hoping we could work it out a
way where because I can't have this happen again.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
So I was hoping there was a way we could.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Work it out where you didn't talk to the owner
like I have twenty five samurai swords and machete swords.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Okay, my sword.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Okay, Well, that sword wasn't made very good because it
broke like right away.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
So that's it. That's it. I'm done. I'm calling the owner.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
You're fired, hopefully if this owner has any kind of sense.
And I'm damn sure getting the money back from my sword.
I don't care what.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
I have to do.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
And you better hope you're not there when my wife
get back, because when she gets there and seezing you
messed up for that she bought me, you are going
to need a hospital bed.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
Okay, well, then at this point, I'll just let you
know that it's a prank phone call and this is
actually Jebel from the Jebel Show doing a phone prank
on you and your wife.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Tina sets you up.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
She has no idea how much I'm shaking right now.
I'm so oh my god, you got She.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
Said that you had this really expensive sword that's a
replica from the one in Bravehearted.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
She wanted she wanted me to break it today, So
there you go.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Oh my god, she's so good.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
Wake up every morning with Jubile Phone Franks weekday mornings
on the twenties
The Jubile Show on demand.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
It's another Jewbile phone Frank weekday mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hey,
this is Trevor calling from plumbing. Is this Jason?
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Hey Jason. So I was just calling you with a
bit of an update on the situation. What's going on?
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Oh? Okay, I is my My wife should be right
there if you if you have anything. I'm at work
right now. My wife should be there.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Oh yeah, okay, yeah, she leaves.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
She said she had some errands to do and you know,
asked us if we'd be good if she went around
errand so we said yeah, And I didn't have her number.
Your number was on the invoice. So just calling you
to kind of update you on the situation.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Okay, so you guys done already.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
No, we're not done so much. It's we have an issue,
a little bit of an issue.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Okay, What's what's going on?
Speaker 2 (01:04):
So I'm just gonna be honest.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
So, me and my coworker here, we were doing the
work on your plumbing, and you know, we uh were
walking through the house and then I noticed what looked
like the sword from the movie Brave Heart. Like there
was like a toy sword from there was like a
toy sword from the movie Brave Heart in one room.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Oh no, that's not a toy sword. That's that's an
exact repleti. That's a usable sword. Oh oh what what happened?
Speaker 4 (01:32):
So where did you get that sword? Because was it
like like on Amazon or.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
No not not on Amazon. My my wife got that
for me. She tracked down the guy that actually made.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
It for the movie. So that is that's like, okay,
what happened? What happened?
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Okay, So we were walking through the house and we
saw that sword and I was like, oh cool, that
looks like the sword from the movie Brave Heart. And
then my coworker Gary was like, yeah, dude, it does.
And so we were looking at it and then we
had our pipes because we're plumbers, you know, and then
we kind of had an impromptu duel.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
And you hold on, you started fighting with my sword.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
Uh yeah, just kind of a real quick duel. And
you might want to ask for your money back, honestly
when it comes for that sword.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
What did you do? What happened?
Speaker 4 (02:20):
Well, it's not made very well because like I took
one swing at him and then he blocked it with
the pipe. That he was holding, and then it just
split in half. I'm sorry, like.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
You got you gotta be you broke my sword. Well
that sword, that sword wasn't a toy. It's an actual sword.
That sword cost my wife twelve thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Okay, So and then, oh, you gotta be kidding.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
Okay, So I could offer you maybe some options, like
to say, sorry, I have some samurai swords at my house.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
No no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, what are
you talking about. No, I don't want your swords.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
They're pretty sweet.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
No, they're You're not pretty sweet. Okay, those are stores. Okay.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
What you're gonna do is you're gonna you're gonna get
your owner, whoever owns this company, to get a hold
of me, because if that doesn't happen soon you're gonna
be hearing my attorneys.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
Well, I was hoping we could work it out a
way where because I can't have this happen again.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
So I was hoping there was a way we could.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Work it out where you didn't talk to the owner
like I have twenty five samurai swords and machete swords.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Okay, my sword.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Okay, Well, that sword wasn't made very good because it
broke like right away.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
So that's it. That's it. I'm done. I'm calling the owner.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
You're fired, hopefully if this owner has any kind of sense.
And I'm damn sure getting the money back from my sword.
I don't care what.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
I have to do.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
And you better hope you're not there when my wife
get back, because when she gets there and seezing you
messed up for that she bought me, you are going
to need a hospital bed.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
Okay, well, then at this point, I'll just let you
know that it's a prank phone call and this is
actually Jebel from the Jebel Show doing a phone prank
on you and your wife.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Tina sets you up.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
She has no idea how much I'm shaking right now.
I'm so oh my god, you got She.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
Said that you had this really expensive sword that's a
replica from the one in Bravehearted.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
She wanted she wanted me to break it today, So
there you go.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Oh my god, she's so good.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
Wake up every morning with Jubile Phone Franks weekday mornings
on the twenties
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