April 27, 2023 • 4 mins
What the hell would you do if your delivery driver called you and asked for you to VENMO him because he spilled your food.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Jibil Show on demand.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's another jewbile phone Frank weekday mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hi,
this is Gary. I was looking for Danielle. Yeah, this
is sair I Danielle. This is Gary. I delivered some
(00:25):
Mexican food to you the other day via the app
Uber Eats, and so I was just calling you because
I wanted to see if you wanted to take care
of like the charges off of the app, Like I
could give you my Venmo if you don't want your
ready to go down or whatever?
Speaker 1 (00:43):
What off app charges are you talking about? Also, how
did you get my number?
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Oh? You know, like after I delivered your food the
other day because of what happened, I just saved your
name and stuff because I knew I was probably gonna
have to call you back for this, and I've done
it before when this has happened. I called someone and
then all was like, hey, if you don't want to
pay through the app, because like they charged a lot more,
I just gave them my Inmo and then they paid
(01:08):
me that way and it was much easier and cleaner.
So I just wanted to extend the offer.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
I have no idea what you're talking about I already
you know, paid for everything.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Okay, but I know you did it. The thing is, like,
you didn't pay for all of it.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
So what paid for all of what my food? I
paid for the food.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
So I don't know if you remember did you eat
you ate Mexican food a few days ago and I
delivered it.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
I do remember that.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Yeah, yeah, so you had a burrito and that you
had some Mexican food, like some refried beans, brito, and
I think a couple other things, oh some, and yeah,
I think you have some nachas.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Yeah, So it's not the food. It was the cleaning
fee that needed to be paid, and that's like a
separate thing. So that's why I was calling what needed
cleaning my car? So I had to get my car cleaned.
I don't know if you've ever tried to clean refried
beans and nacho cheese off of the floor of your car,
but it like sticks, and so I had to take
it to get it detailed.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
And so you're telling me you spilled my food and
you still delivered it.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Well, yeah, because like I wanted to make sure that
you got your food. But yeah, it's spilled everywhere on
the floor. Of my car, and so like I was
able to get it that I was able to salvage
all of it and still deliver it to you. So
I hope it was delicious, but it did get my car.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Mas God, that is disgusting.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
You're telling me to touch the floor of your car
and you scooped it up and still brought it to me.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
But it was I timed it and five second rules,
so it was less than five seconds, Like I cleaned
it up real quick, like I pulled over right away.
So five second rule on that.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
No, no, no, the five second rule. That is utterly disgusting.
Let me let me just get this clear. You spilled
my food in your car. I ate it, and now
you want me to pay for to clean up in
your car.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Yeah, that's pretty much what I'm saying, because like refried
breans and nacho cheese, Like it's really hard to get
out of the carpet, so I can't you know, I
tried to clean myself, but I can't get it out
of the carpet, so I had to take it to
get detailed. And that's why I was saying, like if
we do it through Vinmo would be much cheaper.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
I'm gonna throw up. I'm about a calt breeze right now,
and I'm gonna make sure that you never have a
job with them again. And if I ever do you
delivering food around my neighborhood ever again, I'm going to
write up to you and kick you in.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
The Okay, well, don't do that, because this is actually
Jubil from The Jewel Show doing a phone prank on
you and your roommate Bellis hit you up, my, it's
a job out. She said that you get food delivery
a lot and she wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Oh my god, I really really thought I ate refried
beans off of some guy's gardens. Like I was gonna
throw up. Dude, Wake up every morning with Jubile Phone
Franks weekday mornings on the twenties.
The Jibil Show on demand.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's another jewbile phone Frank weekday mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hi,
this is Gary. I was looking for Danielle. Yeah, this
is sair I Danielle. This is Gary. I delivered some
(00:25):
Mexican food to you the other day via the app
Uber Eats, and so I was just calling you because
I wanted to see if you wanted to take care
of like the charges off of the app, Like I
could give you my Venmo if you don't want your
ready to go down or whatever?
Speaker 1 (00:43):
What off app charges are you talking about? Also, how
did you get my number?
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Oh? You know, like after I delivered your food the
other day because of what happened, I just saved your
name and stuff because I knew I was probably gonna
have to call you back for this, and I've done
it before when this has happened. I called someone and
then all was like, hey, if you don't want to
pay through the app, because like they charged a lot more,
I just gave them my Inmo and then they paid
(01:08):
me that way and it was much easier and cleaner.
So I just wanted to extend the offer.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
I have no idea what you're talking about I already
you know, paid for everything.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Okay, but I know you did it. The thing is, like,
you didn't pay for all of it.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
So what paid for all of what my food? I
paid for the food.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
So I don't know if you remember did you eat
you ate Mexican food a few days ago and I
delivered it.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
I do remember that.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Yeah, yeah, so you had a burrito and that you
had some Mexican food, like some refried beans, brito, and
I think a couple other things, oh some, and yeah,
I think you have some nachas.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Yeah, So it's not the food. It was the cleaning
fee that needed to be paid, and that's like a
separate thing. So that's why I was calling what needed
cleaning my car? So I had to get my car cleaned.
I don't know if you've ever tried to clean refried
beans and nacho cheese off of the floor of your car,
but it like sticks, and so I had to take
it to get it detailed.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
And so you're telling me you spilled my food and
you still delivered it.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Well, yeah, because like I wanted to make sure that
you got your food. But yeah, it's spilled everywhere on
the floor. Of my car, and so like I was
able to get it that I was able to salvage
all of it and still deliver it to you. So
I hope it was delicious, but it did get my car.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Mas God, that is disgusting.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
You're telling me to touch the floor of your car
and you scooped it up and still brought it to me.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
But it was I timed it and five second rules,
so it was less than five seconds, Like I cleaned
it up real quick, like I pulled over right away.
So five second rule on that.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
No, no, no, the five second rule. That is utterly disgusting.
Let me let me just get this clear. You spilled
my food in your car. I ate it, and now
you want me to pay for to clean up in
your car.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Yeah, that's pretty much what I'm saying, because like refried
breans and nacho cheese, Like it's really hard to get
out of the carpet, so I can't you know, I
tried to clean myself, but I can't get it out
of the carpet, so I had to take it to
get detailed. And that's why I was saying, like if
we do it through Vinmo would be much cheaper.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
I'm gonna throw up. I'm about a calt breeze right now,
and I'm gonna make sure that you never have a
job with them again. And if I ever do you
delivering food around my neighborhood ever again, I'm going to
write up to you and kick you in.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
The Okay, well, don't do that, because this is actually
Jubil from The Jewel Show doing a phone prank on
you and your roommate Bellis hit you up, my, it's
a job out. She said that you get food delivery
a lot and she wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Oh my god, I really really thought I ate refried
beans off of some guy's gardens. Like I was gonna
throw up. Dude, Wake up every morning with Jubile Phone
Franks weekday mornings on the twenties.
Host
Jubal Fresh
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