April 21, 2023 • 4 mins
A Jubal Phone Prank is when our listeners set-up a friend or family member to wake up with The Jubal Show, phone prank style.
Today Jubal Fresh calls a woman who is worried about her kittys. She just dropped them off at a place where they train them to walk on a harnest, so now Jubal Fresh is going to call from that place and tell her something big happened, but instead of actually telling her what happened he is going to offer her other things like mittens for kittens in this Jubal Phone Prank!
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Today Jubal Fresh calls a woman who is worried about her kittys. She just dropped them off at a place where they train them to walk on a harnest, so now Jubal Fresh is going to call from that place and tell her something big happened, but instead of actually telling her what happened he is going to offer her other things like mittens for kittens in this Jubal Phone Prank!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Jubile Show on demand.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's another Jewbile phone.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
Frak Ekday Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Hello, Hi, this is Pete Eakins calling from pet Training.
I was I'm looking for Angela. This is Angela Angela. Hey,
how you doing.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
I'm okay? Everything okay? Oh?
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Yes, with your kittens that you dropped off here today
to get a little bit of harness training, their first
round of harness training?
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Yeah, is everything all right with them?
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Well? I am calling you with a little bit of an.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Update, okay, an update that doesn't really sound good. Is
everything okay with them?
Speaker 2 (00:45):
I mean just harness training?
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Well, before I give you a full update on how
the day's going so far in getting your cats all
trained for harnesses, I wanted to ask you if you
would be interested in our Mittens for Kittens program. We
send a new pair of mittens for you getting every
three weeks during the winter months to keep their midst
all nice and warm. It's a twenty nine dollars ninety
five cent fee. I wanted to know if you would
(01:08):
be interested in that.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Oh no, I'm okay with that. My kittens don't need mittens,
but thank you.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Just just the harness training. Okay, so update on your kiddies.
I think it's an important thing that you need to
know right now. We have a long day of training
and they're on a break right now. I've had our
number one cat harness trainer working with them.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Okay, that's great, but he did.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Tell me that I should call you and let you
know something.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Let me know, let me know what.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Well, Hey, before I give you the info on what's
going on and what happened a little while ago with
your cats O'Ryan and Sky here during their harness training,
I wanted to know if you might be interested in
our Coats for Cats program.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Coats for Cats, No, just tell me what's going on
with my cats.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
It's similar to the Mittens for Kittens program. It's just
we'd send a coat every It's twenty nine dollars ninety
five cents, and for an extra ten dollars fee, we
can embroider their names O'Ryan and Scott on the pocket
of those coats.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Everyone to go ahead and cut you out there.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
I appreciate the coats and the mittens, but my cats
will be fine with what they're wearing.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
What's going on with them physically, though, are they.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
On the coats. Cats, you don't get you're not interested.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
In your coats?
Speaker 1 (02:21):
No?
Speaker 2 (02:22):
What?
Speaker 1 (02:22):
No?
Speaker 2 (02:22):
On the coats the cat.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
They're already wearing a harness and they've got fur. I
don't need coats or accessories for my cat. But I'm
starting to get kind of Yeah, man, what's going on
with my cat?
Speaker 3 (02:33):
I'm not sorry, I don't I didn't want to upset you.
I just wanted to let you know about a few
of the exciting things that we do here for our
feline friends. Before I give you the update on your cats,
can I interest you in our zipline your feline program?
Speaker 1 (02:45):
No?
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Man, Like, why would you zipline a cat? They're afraid
of their own shadow? Man? What the what is going
on with my cat? Give you the.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Sub Okay, I will give you that update because it
was a big update. He said that there was something
I I really needed to share with you, and so
I want to make sure that I give you that
information because I know your cats are probably very very
special to you.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
They are They're my babies.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Oh hey, while I'm thinking about it, Before I give
you the update on what's going on with your cats? Here,
would you like to sign them up for our witty
kitty comedy classes.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Man, are you saying.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
That there's actually a comedy class for cats.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Yes, we offer you. It's forty nine dollars ninety five
cents a month, and it's once a month, and it's
an intensive of course to teach your katy to be
a little more witty.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
All right, man, I've heard everything like this is both
I'm coming down there. I'm gonna get my money back.
I'm going to post so many bad reviews. This is insanity, dude.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
I will be there in twenty minutes, have my cats
in their crate and ready to go.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
You okay to handle this?
Speaker 3 (03:47):
How about I let you know that this is actually Jubil
from The Jewel Show doing a phone print on you. Then, yeah,
your husband Jared set you up. He said that you
dropped your cat off for training today and he wanted
to mess with you.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
You could have known when you offered some ziplining. Oh
my god, that's ridiculous. The Jubil Show on Demand
The Jubile Show on demand.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's another Jewbile phone.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
Frak Ekday Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Hello, Hi, this is Pete Eakins calling from pet Training.
I was I'm looking for Angela. This is Angela Angela. Hey,
how you doing.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
I'm okay? Everything okay? Oh?
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Yes, with your kittens that you dropped off here today
to get a little bit of harness training, their first
round of harness training?
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Yeah, is everything all right with them?
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Well? I am calling you with a little bit of an.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Update, okay, an update that doesn't really sound good. Is
everything okay with them?
Speaker 2 (00:45):
I mean just harness training?
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Well, before I give you a full update on how
the day's going so far in getting your cats all
trained for harnesses, I wanted to ask you if you
would be interested in our Mittens for Kittens program. We
send a new pair of mittens for you getting every
three weeks during the winter months to keep their midst
all nice and warm. It's a twenty nine dollars ninety
five cent fee. I wanted to know if you would
(01:08):
be interested in that.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Oh no, I'm okay with that. My kittens don't need mittens,
but thank you.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Just just the harness training. Okay, so update on your kiddies.
I think it's an important thing that you need to
know right now. We have a long day of training
and they're on a break right now. I've had our
number one cat harness trainer working with them.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Okay, that's great, but he did.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Tell me that I should call you and let you
know something.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Let me know, let me know what.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Well, Hey, before I give you the info on what's
going on and what happened a little while ago with
your cats O'Ryan and Sky here during their harness training,
I wanted to know if you might be interested in
our Coats for Cats program.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Coats for Cats, No, just tell me what's going on
with my cats.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
It's similar to the Mittens for Kittens program. It's just
we'd send a coat every It's twenty nine dollars ninety
five cents, and for an extra ten dollars fee, we
can embroider their names O'Ryan and Scott on the pocket
of those coats.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Everyone to go ahead and cut you out there.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
I appreciate the coats and the mittens, but my cats
will be fine with what they're wearing.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
What's going on with them physically, though, are they.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
On the coats. Cats, you don't get you're not interested.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
In your coats?
Speaker 1 (02:21):
No?
Speaker 2 (02:22):
What?
Speaker 1 (02:22):
No?
Speaker 2 (02:22):
On the coats the cat.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
They're already wearing a harness and they've got fur. I
don't need coats or accessories for my cat. But I'm
starting to get kind of Yeah, man, what's going on
with my cat?
Speaker 3 (02:33):
I'm not sorry, I don't I didn't want to upset you.
I just wanted to let you know about a few
of the exciting things that we do here for our
feline friends. Before I give you the update on your cats,
can I interest you in our zipline your feline program?
Speaker 1 (02:45):
No?
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Man, Like, why would you zipline a cat? They're afraid
of their own shadow? Man? What the what is going
on with my cat? Give you the.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Sub Okay, I will give you that update because it
was a big update. He said that there was something
I I really needed to share with you, and so
I want to make sure that I give you that
information because I know your cats are probably very very
special to you.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
They are They're my babies.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Oh hey, while I'm thinking about it, Before I give
you the update on what's going on with your cats? Here,
would you like to sign them up for our witty
kitty comedy classes.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Man, are you saying.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
That there's actually a comedy class for cats.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Yes, we offer you. It's forty nine dollars ninety five
cents a month, and it's once a month, and it's
an intensive of course to teach your katy to be
a little more witty.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
All right, man, I've heard everything like this is both
I'm coming down there. I'm gonna get my money back.
I'm going to post so many bad reviews. This is insanity, dude.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
I will be there in twenty minutes, have my cats
in their crate and ready to go.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
You okay to handle this?
Speaker 3 (03:47):
How about I let you know that this is actually Jubil
from The Jewel Show doing a phone print on you. Then, yeah,
your husband Jared set you up. He said that you
dropped your cat off for training today and he wanted
to mess with you.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
You could have known when you offered some ziplining. Oh
my god, that's ridiculous. The Jubil Show on Demand
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