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Speaker 1 (00:15):
Do you dare to be stupid with us?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
It's time for you versus Victoria, your chance to see
if you can take down Victoria Ramirez in a rip
roaring game of trivia to see who gets to call
themselves the Maestro of Trivia for the day. And also
tickets to see comedian Hassan manage. And let's meet today's
contestant for you versus Victoria. Her name is Christina. Fun
fact about Christina. She recently got called into HR for
(00:39):
stealing flow from aggressives lunch from some break room. Oh yeah,
apparently she works two cubicles down from flow. That's pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
What's up, Christina? How are you?
Speaker 3 (00:49):
I'm great? How are you good?
Speaker 2 (00:50):
It's cool that flow still works out there with the
rest of you guys in the cubicles.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Are you ready to take on Victoria?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Yep, I sure, I am.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Victoria out of the studio. The game is played like this.
You have thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say pass and you
have to beat all right, Victoria has to beat you
outright t win.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Are you ready, Christina?
Speaker 3 (01:14):
I'm ready?
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Good, because I'm also ready. You know what else?
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Is ready?
Speaker 2 (01:18):
What the sound to let everybody.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Know We're ready?
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Everything is ready to go, Christina, Your time starts now.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
What Greek god statue is one of the seven Wonders of.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
The ancient world.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
Gasha.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
What is the capital city of Australia Sydney? In the
video game The Legend of Zelda? What is the main
character's name? Game of Thrones is a TV show inspired
by books by what author name the process by which
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plants make their own food using sunlight photosynthesis?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Okay, got that in Christina. Good answers will bring Victoria
back into the studio. And now it's time, Christina, for
us to learn something actually interesting about you. Christina, what
is something that you would like the world to know
about you?
Speaker 6 (02:15):
I can't put my eyelids inside out and I can't
bend all my fingers back.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
That's cool.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Always wanted to do the eyelid thing. I can never
get that.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Oh yeah, it's great, great, it is a great party trick.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Can you send me a tutorial? All right?
Speaker 2 (02:36):
I'd like to do the whole show one day with
my eyelids turn inside out.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Do that your face will freeze that night? All right? Victoria?
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Yes, do you want to try to turn your eyelids
out inside out real quick before we do this, or
are you ready to go? Give me an next mooint
if you can do it?
Speaker 6 (02:50):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (02:59):
You know pop toys that you pressed down on the ground,
they pop up?
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Oh yeah, oh that's how you do it. Io my eye.
So Victoria squinting and ready to go.
Speaker 6 (03:11):
Since they know how to do it.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Whoa, I'm gonna give you one. Sure, cool, got it.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
I'm taking away one from Victoria's And she couldn't do it,
but I attempted to a.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Here we go, Victoria, thirty seconds. Answer as many questions possible.
If you don't know when, just say pass your time
starts now?
Speaker 4 (03:31):
What Greek god statue is one of the Seven Wonders
of the Ancient World?
Speaker 1 (03:35):
What? Uh? Adina? What is the capital city of Australia? Oh, Sydney.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
In the video game The Legend of Zelda, what is
the main character's name?
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Wait? Zelda?
Speaker 4 (03:49):
That Game of Thrones is a TV show inspired by
books by what author?
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Crap?
Speaker 5 (03:57):
Uh something here?
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Name the process by which plants make their own food
using sunlight?
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Oh oh I know it is one?
Speaker 2 (04:09):
I know, I know.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
This eight is that counting it's on the tongue or two,
just say something. No, I know that, like the Phytochadria
and everything.
Speaker 5 (04:27):
Oh oh my gosh, this is so frustrating because I
swear I know this.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
We all know when we go.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
I can't wait to see your reaction when you hear
what it is because I know you know it too. No,
let's go to the scoreboard and see how you guys did.
While Victoria still tries to remember that word that I
know you know it. I can tell you know once
you hear it, are gonna be all right anyway, Producer Brad,
what's this?
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Camera's ready? Lunch bandit?
Speaker 7 (04:55):
Christina, you got two correct plus one for the eyelid creepiness,
so that's three congratulations for that. Victoria, you got zero
correct minus one for the lack of eyelid freaks.
Speaker 6 (05:06):
Guess what congratulations yesterday.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
So there you go, you and now the maestro of
trivia for the day. Anybody has to you speak to
or interact with has that way. If not, they'll be arrested.
And you got yourself some Hassan Manajh tickets.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Let's go over the answers with Nina.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
Okay, so the Statue of Zeus at Olympia is one
of the Seven Wonders of the Ancient World. Canberra is
the capital city of Australia. What Sydney Caberra that's where
Link is the name of the main character in the
Legend of Zelda.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
George R. R.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
Wrote Game of Thrones and Ready for It, Vic, No,
plants make their own food using sunlight, and it's called photosynthesize.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Victoria's on the other side of the studio punching and
kicking the air. Congratulations Christina. Why are people so bad
at dating? It's the Jubile show if you think about it.
People are always trying new ways to date, speed dating,
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slow dating, zoom dating, raccoon dating. Wait what Yeah, that's
where if you find someone to talk to while you're
digging through someone trash late at night.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Oh yeah, it's supposed to.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Be very effective. I haven't tried it yet, but I'm
hoping to go on a raccoon dates.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
This is a documentary about that. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Yeah, people are finding love that way. But people are
looking for love in every way possible. And there's a
new dating trend in the dating world that's taking That's
all the rage in South Korea right now. But they're
they're saying it might come here to America soon.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Yeah, they'll get it first. They're the trendsetters.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Yeah, and some people think it's a good idea. Some
people think it's a terrible idea. It's called air drop dating.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
Oh so you already do that, like on the subway,
and so when people drop package picks thinking it's going
to actually get them a day or on planes. Yeah,
here's a deal.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
This continues where we're on the ground, I'm gonna have
to pull back to the gate. Everybody's gonna have to
get off. We're gonna have to get spirit evolved.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
No minutes dacation.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
That's going to be real hot. Whatever that air drop
thing is, let's set a picture, let's get yourself to
gab o.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
End a planning togabo a little while, video and viral
because people would not stop air dropping. Funny, here's somebody
explaining air drop dating.
Speaker 8 (07:39):
I just found out the number one way people in
Korea are meeting their potential partners, and it's uplanding. So
apparently Koreans are going to a bar, turning their air
drop on and then sending their photos to every single
person in that bar that has their air drop on.
Then while they're drinking, they wait for people to come
up to them that liked their photo and think that
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they look like they're ideal type.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
That's so great.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
So you go to a bar and then just start
air dropping photos to everybody, and if you're interested in somebody,
then you come talk to them.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
I mean this is like lazy dating perfected because at
least you can still sit there and enjoy your drink.
I guess it's true, and then you don't have to
scope out try to make eye contact, will you or
won't he talk to me?
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Can I buy him a drink? Is he gonna buy
me a drink? Shoot? Does air drop that? Sucker? Let's go?
You know, this is like skip.
Speaker 7 (08:23):
This is like kind of like if you if you
could set Tinder or bumble or hinge on point one
miles basically right, Like you're just like I only want
to the people around me, and then you skip all
the nonsense.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
You just walk across the room, right. Yeah, it's like
it's still a digital component.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Why do you need the air drop for? That is
what confuses me.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Well, what would be the alternative to the air drop? Walking?
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Up to a person that you're attracted to, introducing yourself
and saying I think you're attractive and I would like
to take you out sometime.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Yes, but that would.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
Require you having to pay attention to every single person
that walks in the room. So this way, it's a hat.
You can look down at your table, enjoy your food,
your drinks, whatever, and.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Just scroll through all the pictures in your phone. Yeah, Isabelle, Yeah,
you actually met a guy through air drop?
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Yes, I sure did. Oh wow, Actually, yeah, I had
her of this trend. So I was at a bar,
I turned my air drop on and I actually got catfished.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Yeah what happened? How did that work?
Speaker 4 (09:33):
So?
Speaker 3 (09:34):
I actually I didn't get a picture of the guy.
I got a picture of his dog or what I thought.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
You started the word with a D and I was
very scared. Okay, So he sent a picture of the
dog and his.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Dog, right, and I'm like, oh, that is so cute,
you know. So anyway, so we started the conversation and
eventually he was like, well, would you like to go
meet my dog?
Speaker 6 (09:58):
Right?
Speaker 3 (09:59):
But the point was he was a complete jerk, and
I was thinking that maybe it was because it was
a little drunk, you know, And I was like, well,
maybe he's you know, he's.
Speaker 7 (10:08):
Just a little drunk.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
Anyway, there's no dog. There was no dog. He said
it was like his dad's dog or something. But you know,
like I could go see him on the weekends or
the next day or whatever. And I was like, you
know what, no, this is not going well.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Sorry, well I don't actually have a dog. It's Google
like images of dogs. But I could put that picture
up like on the ceiling of the bedroom if you
want to call us up eighty eight three four three
on a six one. What do you think of air
drop dating?
Speaker 7 (10:48):
Well, that catfish things an interesting thought because you could say,
you send a picture of the best version of yourself,
but you might not look like that that night.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
They can't find you based off the photo. I think
it explained itself, right maybe.
Speaker 5 (11:01):
But also when you air drop like, you can do
a picture of yourself with your number. So now all
these guys already have your number, and that way, whoever
texts you you want to do it.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
So Victoria, you like it. You like the air drive
dating idea.
Speaker 5 (11:14):
I mean, I don't know if I'm forward enough to
do it, but I like the idea.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
I'd love to see you try, though. I think this
is a great experiment for Victoria.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
For me to go try and air drop my number.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
No airdrop your photo at a bar when you go
out this weekend and see what happens.
Speaker 5 (11:26):
What if I get no messages back or no one
comes up to me, and then I feel really.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Sad the air dropp just wasn't working there.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Oh okay, yeah, you can always find excuse to make
it better for Yourself's also, who cares. That's the problem
with the dating world is like people are so worried
about rejection.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
It's crazy to me.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
I've never felt that way, so I've been able to
just walk up to people if I'm interested in go hey,
I think you're cute. I would like to take out
for a drink or whatever. Right, But people are get
so scared of being rejected.
Speaker 4 (11:53):
That's a gift for you, though, because rejection sucks. But
when you figure out how to redirect your thought process
into Okay, this isn't about them rejecting me. It's whether
or not I like them. So they're the ones that
are auditioning for you, not them. You know you auditioning
for them.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
I mean you are.
Speaker 4 (12:09):
But if you're always thinking that way, then you're gonna
get hurt a lot easier.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Huh, that's true too. Yeah, your self worth is wrapped
up in their reject You're.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Trying to get people to like you, rather like you're
trying to You're worried about them liking you and not you. Sorry, yes, yes, right, yah,
yeah yeah, them liking you, but not being like, yeah,
I'm good enough where you should like me.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
You're just like me. Also, so you like you change
who you are and all this totally, and maybe you
don't even like them, that's true, you're not really paying attention. Oh,
you just don't like being rejected. Oh, Mike drop again. Anyway.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
I think it's a terrible idea, just because I think
it's a terrible idea to just have air drop open
in a bar where dudes can send you whatever picture
they want.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
That's true. Well, yes, but that's dudes just being dude.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
I guess you're getting that in your Instagram dms anyway,
and uh to talk messages and email and everywhere.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Basically, Yes, that's true.
Speaker 4 (13:09):
I think I was just hoping that if we were
in that space and they understood that it was dating
that they wouldn't do that.
Speaker 7 (13:14):
I could see if there's like a party surrounds like
it's like this is the theme of the party. Everyone
came here to do this.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
And you'll get kicked out if a package pick gets.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Drunk you make it oh yeah, Or if they do
it at a bar and it's themed, it's like air
drop dating. But if anybody sends one of those picks,
it gets put up on the big screen and everybody,
everybody gets to comment on it, they get to critique it.
That would be just great idea.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
I would definitely on the