November 6, 2023 • 19 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What do you mean to open it?
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Like this?
Speaker 3 (00:02):
To get the CD?
Speaker 1 (00:03):
Open?
Speaker 4 (00:03):
Open the case?
Speaker 5 (00:06):
What do you mean? Open it?
Speaker 3 (00:07):
This is a trend that's going viral on social media
right now of Generation Alpha kids trying to open a
tailor shift CD case.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
O god, he's not coming down, you guys laugh. How
we listen to music.
Speaker 5 (00:33):
Like you? Oh my god, I do want to open
a CD.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
That's a trend that's going viral right now. Also going
viral are the top Dilfs of twenty twenty three. It's
time for year end lists, and as always, it never disappoints.
And the one of the first top ten top end
of your list that's come out is the top Dilfs
of twenty twenty three.
Speaker 5 (00:54):
We really prioritize these lists and importance. I guess.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Let's go over the list of dilves and see if
you agree. Nina, Nina, I think you'd be our dilf
expert in here.
Speaker 5 (01:04):
I'm a fan of dilf's.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
What do you like about it? If you don't know
what a dilf is, it's like a milf, but a dad.
I just I guess I have a thing for single dads.
Why don't I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
I think it's trauma.
Speaker 5 (01:21):
No, it's not a trauma.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
I think it's because I think it's because now they
have more responsibility. There's something else going on there. You're
not just out at the party because you got to
take care of your kid. You're not doing stupid stuff
because you've got priorities. And so now they get to
grow up. Maybecause they've grown up a little bit. You've
got to be a little at least a little bit
of a grown up to have children, right.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
No, yeah, some people I know that I've kids, I'm like, wow,
good luck with that.
Speaker 5 (01:49):
I guess I love kids. So I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Here's some of the top Dilfs of twenty twenty three.
See if you agree. Keanu Reeves what King Dilf really red?
He's just he's such a sweetheart.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
All of all of the history about this guy is
that he's just a sweetheart.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Well, that's just the sweetest man that's ever existed.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
I like Keanu Reeves a lot. I just don't know
why we're talking about Keanu Reeves. What has he done lately?
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Been sweet?
Speaker 3 (02:15):
And j John Wick? There was a didn't h have
you seen him shooting? For John Wick? Like actually shooting
on the shooting range. No, it's amazing, dude, I would
be He's this, he could be a spy. I'm scared
of him now, Holy crap.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
I feel like Keanu Reeves is like that Roman Empire
for guys. Like I think a lot of guys just
really like him.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Look you, I would you know what it sounds. I
see The lake House just because Keanu Reeves.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
What.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
I don't never even heard of that movie, but now
I want to watch it because Keanu Reeves.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
It's a very sappy, romantic comedy. It's great. It's not
even comedy, sorry, it's a romance. It's just a romantic movie.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Keanu Reeves is such a sweetheart that when he takes
pictures with fans, he doesn't even touch them. He's not
like Robin Thick out here grabbing butts. He puts his
hands behind his back. So he's so respectful to all the.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
Women's Is that cuters that? Like, he just doesn't want
to touch people.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
He doesn't want to get sued. But also it's cute.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Yeah, it's also a great way to say you don't
want to touch people, just like I don't want to
be respectful. Also, I don't want gross germs. We're going
over a list of the top dilfs of twenty twenty three.
Ryan Gosling, Yes, yes, absolutely what.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Yeah, looks like a child to me, still looks like
he looks like he's twenty.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
But he's super sweet.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
What happened to that? Looks like he's twenty?
Speaker 5 (03:28):
Great, perfect for all of us.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
I didn't even realize Ryan Gosling was a dad. He's
got kids with even Mendez or oh, that's right, even
Mendez Man. Now I want to be Ryan Gosling.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
That's honestly why I don't like him, got it?
Speaker 5 (03:44):
Tai, Oh, yeah he is. He's definitely.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Yeah, dude, I think he's a dilf because he's so talented.
If you don't know who he is, what has he done.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
He's married to Rita Aura. Yeah, he's married to Read
but he's he's Marvel movie. He's very prolific, writer, direct,
all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Yeah, and he's one of the top dilves of twenty
twenty three. Michael Sheen. Do you know who Michael Sheen is? Nope,
I don't know who is. And this is according to
the Internet. This is a poll. According to the Internet.
So a lot of people think Michael Sheen is one
of the top delves above Keanu Reeves, Ryan Gosling, what yep,
(04:21):
Oh my gosh, okay, Cillian Murphy, Yes, who's that?
Speaker 5 (04:24):
Yes, Peaky Blinders Okay.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
The awkward looking dude on peind what.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
I sound like Victoria over here saying, what.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Am I wrong?
Speaker 3 (04:33):
He's got weird facial features. He's beautiful. Mad's Michelson, No idea.
David Tennant, Nope. These are just dudes, random dudes, and
people know I think that David Tennant is one of
the top delves.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
Oscar Isaac Nope. I don't know. I'm just saying no
because I don't know who that.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Pedro Pescoll, Yes, yeah, okay, who's that?
Speaker 5 (04:55):
He's an actor?
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Okay, yeah, well he's number one on the list of
the top I think he's.
Speaker 5 (05:01):
Having a moment. Didn't he just do Saturday Night Live
with Bad Bunny?
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Did he?
Speaker 5 (05:05):
I think?
Speaker 6 (05:05):
So?
Speaker 5 (05:06):
Oh he did he did?
Speaker 4 (05:07):
I mean he's like the meme king, Like he's on
every Instagram meme.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
There's pictures of him just.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
Eating chips and people are like, oh daddy, So I
mean he's like, yeah, he's the Internet's delf.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
The Internet zad who's your favorite delf? Nina?
Speaker 2 (05:22):
I think I like real dolves, But out of that list,
I'm gonna go with Ryan Gosling.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Okay, just in general. Then, like, let's say celebrity delf. Okay,
that you would choose.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
So I like David Beckham. He's a good delf.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
He's a good deal.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
So Derek Jeter. I'm sorry, always in forever.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
Oh, Victoria, who's your favorite delf?
Speaker 6 (05:47):
I don't know. I'm kind of confused it like Matt Damon,
Bradley Cooper, Mark Wahlberg, Like none of those were on
that list.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Oh that's a good point. That's my thing, Victoria. Would
you date a with kids? Right now?
Speaker 5 (06:03):
I believe I am still a child. Therefore, only I
can date someone with a child.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Okay, you might be the only person that's room without
daddy issues. I'm stupid, you're smart.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
I was wrong, you were right.
Speaker 5 (06:19):
You're the best.
Speaker 6 (06:20):
I'm the worst.
Speaker 5 (06:22):
You're very good looking.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
I'm not attractive, all.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Right, as long as you're willing to admit that.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
And now it's time for you versus Victoria, your chance
to take on our own. Victoria Ramire is in a
game of trivia to see if you get to wear
a velvet track suit and call yourself trivia Pete for
the day, and also Tate McCrae tickets if you can
beat Victoria, And let's meet today's contestant, Justin. Justin was
married to Kanye West for a brief minute and then
(06:51):
ended up leaving the relationship because Justin refuses to be
second to somebody's career. And now he's here to see
if he can beat Victoria in a game of trivia.
What's up, Justin?
Speaker 4 (06:59):
How?
Speaker 1 (07:00):
How are you good?
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Good?
Speaker 2 (07:04):
So?
Speaker 3 (07:04):
What was married life with Kanye?
Speaker 6 (07:06):
Like?
Speaker 3 (07:08):
It was very, very sad.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
I couldn't appreciate it.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
All right, man, are you ready to play Victoria?
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Definitely?
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Okay, here we go. Victoria is gonna leave the studio justin.
The game is played like this. You got thirty seconds
answer as many questions as possible. If you don't, no
one just say passed. And you have to beat Victoria
outright to win. Are you ready ready? Okay? She's outside,
the door is closed. She's extra out of it today,
so she might want to go off. She might not
even be back. You might win by default. Justin, Okay,
(07:41):
here we go. Your phone is a little bit hard
to understand, so just need to make sure you speak
up so we can understand your answers. Justin, your time
starts now.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
What is the only sport to have been played on
the Moon? What was Bad Bunny's before he became a rapper?
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Waiter?
Speaker 5 (08:04):
Where was Cardi b born.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
New York?
Speaker 5 (08:09):
What is the name of Batman's butler.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Alfred?
Speaker 5 (08:14):
What sport did Sissa do in high school?
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Uh? Track? Okay?
Speaker 5 (08:21):
What was America's first national park?
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Yellowstone?
Speaker 3 (08:27):
Okay? Got that in on time, We'll bring Victoria back
in the studio. She's talking to somebody or something.
Speaker 5 (08:34):
Object.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
While Victoria gets situated, what's something that you would like
the world to know about you?
Speaker 5 (08:45):
He needs a new phone?
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Yeah, your phone's fading out there.
Speaker 5 (08:48):
Justin, I think the world's too serious these days.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
We need to remember what humor is like and to
be able to postpone at it, even though it's a
high tention these days.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
By that statement, justin, nothing is a joke. It's all serious,
all right. Hold on, now it's time for Victoria. Victoria.
Are you ready? Oh no, but I want the tickets,
not the tracksuit.
Speaker 5 (09:13):
But you can't wait anyway though, Yeah, I know, but
just nice thought.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Yeah, okay, just to paint a picture really quick. She
is wearing a big dazzled Caliber girl hat right now.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
So much fun. Victoria was in Nashville all weekend.
Speaker 5 (09:28):
I was.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
It was amazing And I still think you're in Nashville
in your brain. Yeah, in my head.
Speaker 5 (09:34):
I am my head.
Speaker 6 (09:35):
I'm on Broadway at a bar listening to some country music.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Fun. All right, here we go, though. You have thirty
seconds answer as many questions as possible. If you don't
know when to say pass, Victoria, your time starts now.
Speaker 5 (09:47):
What is the only sport to have been played on
the Moon? Soccer? What was Bad Bunny's job before he
became a rapper?
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (09:54):
Pizza delivery driver? Where was Cardi b born?
Speaker 7 (09:57):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (09:58):
Texas? What is the name of Batman Butler?
Speaker 3 (10:01):
Oh ah, he's in English?
Speaker 5 (10:03):
Disnety, No, Robert.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
What sport did says the do in high school basketball?
What was America's first national park?
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Central Park?
Speaker 5 (10:14):
How many colors are in a rainbow?
Speaker 6 (10:17):
Eight?
Speaker 3 (10:18):
All right, I was very confident with that last. Let's
send it over the scoreboard and see how you guys
did with our scoreboard.
Speaker 4 (10:24):
Producer brat Wow Man, he has some good answers there,
Victoria amazing answers, zero of them.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Career the rainbow not even that's true. Yeah, well you're wrong,
Victoria got a zero.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
Kanye's ex justin clean sweep with four congratulations.
Speaker 5 (10:43):
Okay, we gave you the answer beforehand.
Speaker 6 (10:45):
Justin.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
You got yourself Tay McCray tickets. Also, we'll put that
velvet track suit in the mail and you can call
yourself trivia Pete for the day. Congratulations. All right, let's
go over the answers.
Speaker 5 (10:55):
Is Nina The only sport to have been played on
the moon was golf? What bad?
Speaker 2 (11:00):
He used to be a story stocker and a grocery store.
Cardi b was born in the Bronx. And then the
name of Batman's butler is Alfred.
Speaker 6 (11:09):
I knew that one.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
So there was a gymnast in high school. Apparently she
was fifth in the nation. What and then Yellowstone National
Park was America's first national park. I liked Central Park.
That was a great guest, thank you. And there are
seven colors in a rainbow.
Speaker 5 (11:22):
That's true that there's eight. She's pretty confident and I
know for a fact.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
Okay, Victoria, what are the eight colors?
Speaker 6 (11:28):
Okay, there's red, orange, yellow, Oh no, green, blue, okay, violet,
violet and yellow.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
No, I didn't Yeah you started, Yeah you did.
Speaker 5 (11:44):
No, I didn't you did.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Wait said yellow. I'm sure you said yellow. I'm there's eight.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
I've counted eight before. See five on one hand right now?
Speaker 1 (11:56):
I know I only have one hand.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
Hands, Victoria, man, that is hot. You've got two hands.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
I do.
Speaker 5 (12:05):
I just can't look it up.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
I think she's doing great. I also want whatever she's on.
Being a kid is so nice. For example, I take
my pants off in the middle of a walmart and
start crying, saying I want to put on those underwear now,
and I get arrested.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
You would get arrested.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
Little Timmy does it, and there was like, oh, that's fine.
He doesn't know any better. But it would be nice
to be a kid because you don't have to have
a filter, and you can do whatever you want because
you don't know any better yet. And a list is
going viral of the most embarrassing things kids have done
(12:51):
in public as according to parents, it's hilarious and we'll
go over it. One says, my daughter asks every bald
man if he's her daddy, even if we are with
her daddy, that's so cute.
Speaker 5 (13:08):
Wait, but why maybe her dad's probably bald. Oh, that
makes more sense.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
We're going over the list. It's going viral of the
most embarrassing things people's kids have done or said in public.
Here's another one. We were in the pet food aisle
of a grocery store and talking about how our dog
was very old when he died, and how our cat
was quite old and we weren't sure how much longer
he would have to live. This older woman was sharing
(13:34):
the isle with us, and my four year old son
turned to point at her and said, so so this lady,
And then the parents said I had to scoop him
up and comes she's also gonna die soon. Nina, have
(13:55):
you ever had a kid say something to you awkward
in public?
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Well, I don't know if it's awkward as much as
it just happened. Earlier this week. Actually, we took my
mom out for dinner and we were with my niece
and my nephew. My nephew's four, and he's really big
into saying where it's like button poop and all that
kind of stuff. So he just made up his own
little song, started standing on top of like the chair
thing and was singing for the whole restaurant to hear.
Speaker 5 (14:15):
So in that moment, I.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
Was like, was the restaurant impressed with the butt poops on?
Speaker 5 (14:19):
The guys sitting behind him was He was like, that's
so cute. My poor brother's like down down real quick.
It was really I thought it was great. I was
really impressed by his musicality.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
Going over a list of the most embarrassing things kids
have said or done in public calls with the RS
if you have one eight eight eight, three, four, three,
one six one. One says I took my daughter, I
think she was three at the time into a public
restroom with me, and she loudly started asking why I
have hair on my butt. It also says it wasn't
my butt. Another one says an older woman we ring
(15:00):
a big black cloak looking jacket with a visible wart
on her nose, said hi to my daughter at a
grocery store when she was almost three, and then my
daughter immediately glared at her and said, go away, witch.
Don't you wish you could do that as an adult?
Sometimes just as a joke, right, just like hey, you're
(15:20):
a witch because he got a word on your nose.
But you can't do that.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
That's rude. We really do ruin ourselves becoming adults.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
And if the lady with the warder nos could laugh
at herself and go, I kind of do hunh, it'd
be fun. Right, people should just lighten up a little bit. Also,
don't do that because it is rudely. Yah. We're going
over a list of the most embarrassing things kids have
said or done in public, according to parents. One says
we were standing in line to get on a plane
and my oldest, who was three at the time, pointed
(15:48):
to the man directly behind us, who had a very
large stomach, and said, very loudly, he's having a baby.
Speaker 4 (15:59):
Which is something you should never guess about anyway, in
this case, that's bad.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
I was at the grocery store the other day and
the clerk did it to ask someone and when they're
when they're due, and they weren't. Dude, it happens so
often you're not absolutely sure. Don't ask if they don't.
Speaker 4 (16:16):
If they're wearing a shirt that says I am currently
pregnant with the child, right, you should just assume that
you don't need to go down that route of compeation.
Speaker 5 (16:25):
So bad for the woman too. It's the worst feeling ever.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Of course it happened to me and that yes, I
was wearing a bathing suit, so underneath of my shirt
it was wet, so it looked like I had Like
if I was like leaking or something. Somebody was like, oh,
how far along are you?
Speaker 5 (16:41):
Or like whatever. I'm like, what are you talking about?
They're like, well, you're leaking.
Speaker 7 (16:44):
Doesn't that mean something? Also weird reason to say it?
Speaker 3 (16:57):
They could have made it up, like not sorry, it
looks like the two little facets you got on.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Your chest nail they returned on sting or something.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
That's weird, weird. Don't let that get to your head.
That's a them problem for sure. My bloody married thank you.
Speaker 4 (17:17):
That's what my daughter Declan does. She shames people in public.
She doesn't really say embarrassing things. Well, one time we
were at a Red Robin yum and she was sitting
there and she got really quiet, and I was like,
what was about to happen?
Speaker 7 (17:30):
Right?
Speaker 4 (17:30):
And she stands up on the booth. She was This
is a few years ago, so she's six years old.
She stands up on the booth. She turns around and
she points at somebody's like, you stop chewing with your
mouth open, and when you mouth fart, you say excuse me.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
The person burped and didn't say it's mouth smart. She
called it a mouth fart. Back then, what did you do?
I was like, all right, well checks out. So that
was a loud mouth part and you are chewing your
mouth open.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
We call here. Here's another thing on the list of
the most embarrassing things kids have said or done in public.
One parent said, I'm currently thirty eight weeks pregnant, and
my six year old told a cashier, my mom looks
fat when she's naked, but when she's wearing clothes, she
looks pregnant.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Oh my goodness.
Speaker 3 (18:22):
The cashier said, thank you for sharing. Yeah, what else
do you say?
Speaker 5 (18:28):
Tell me more.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
Another thing from the list says when we were in
a health and beauty shop, there weren't too many customers,
and we were talking about our holidays as we were
shopping for Suntime lotion, and then my five year old
pipes up with remember when they closed the pool because
you pooped in the pool. I I haven't either, but
(18:53):
apparently that parent did and their kid did not let them.
Forget it. You forget, that's when you're get in argument
with your KIDNA star like you pooped in the pool,
not me. I'm an adult. I would never do that.
It's good. Put that on me, Gas early yeah, Gas,
like everybody he popped in the pool, not me,
What do you mean to open it?
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Like this?
Speaker 3 (00:02):
To get the CD?
Speaker 1 (00:03):
Open?
Speaker 4 (00:03):
Open the case?
Speaker 5 (00:06):
What do you mean? Open it?
Speaker 3 (00:07):
This is a trend that's going viral on social media
right now of Generation Alpha kids trying to open a
tailor shift CD case.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
O god, he's not coming down, you guys laugh. How
we listen to music.
Speaker 5 (00:33):
Like you? Oh my god, I do want to open
a CD.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
That's a trend that's going viral right now. Also going
viral are the top Dilfs of twenty twenty three. It's
time for year end lists, and as always, it never disappoints.
And the one of the first top ten top end
of your list that's come out is the top Dilfs
of twenty twenty three.
Speaker 5 (00:54):
We really prioritize these lists and importance. I guess.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Let's go over the list of dilves and see if
you agree. Nina, Nina, I think you'd be our dilf
expert in here.
Speaker 5 (01:04):
I'm a fan of dilf's.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
What do you like about it? If you don't know
what a dilf is, it's like a milf, but a dad.
I just I guess I have a thing for single dads.
Why don't I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
I think it's trauma.
Speaker 5 (01:21):
No, it's not a trauma.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
I think it's because I think it's because now they
have more responsibility. There's something else going on there. You're
not just out at the party because you got to
take care of your kid. You're not doing stupid stuff
because you've got priorities. And so now they get to
grow up. Maybecause they've grown up a little bit. You've
got to be a little at least a little bit
of a grown up to have children, right.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
No, yeah, some people I know that I've kids, I'm like, wow,
good luck with that.
Speaker 5 (01:49):
I guess I love kids. So I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Here's some of the top Dilfs of twenty twenty three.
See if you agree. Keanu Reeves what King Dilf really red?
He's just he's such a sweetheart.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
All of all of the history about this guy is
that he's just a sweetheart.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Well, that's just the sweetest man that's ever existed.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
I like Keanu Reeves a lot. I just don't know
why we're talking about Keanu Reeves. What has he done lately?
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Been sweet?
Speaker 3 (02:15):
And j John Wick? There was a didn't h have
you seen him shooting? For John Wick? Like actually shooting
on the shooting range. No, it's amazing, dude, I would
be He's this, he could be a spy. I'm scared
of him now, Holy crap.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
I feel like Keanu Reeves is like that Roman Empire
for guys. Like I think a lot of guys just
really like him.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Look you, I would you know what it sounds. I
see The lake House just because Keanu Reeves.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
What.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
I don't never even heard of that movie, but now
I want to watch it because Keanu Reeves.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
It's a very sappy, romantic comedy. It's great. It's not
even comedy, sorry, it's a romance. It's just a romantic movie.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Keanu Reeves is such a sweetheart that when he takes
pictures with fans, he doesn't even touch them. He's not
like Robin Thick out here grabbing butts. He puts his
hands behind his back. So he's so respectful to all the.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
Women's Is that cuters that? Like, he just doesn't want
to touch people.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
He doesn't want to get sued. But also it's cute.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Yeah, it's also a great way to say you don't
want to touch people, just like I don't want to
be respectful. Also, I don't want gross germs. We're going
over a list of the top dilfs of twenty twenty three.
Ryan Gosling, Yes, yes, absolutely what.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Yeah, looks like a child to me, still looks like
he looks like he's twenty.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
But he's super sweet.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
What happened to that? Looks like he's twenty?
Speaker 5 (03:28):
Great, perfect for all of us.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
I didn't even realize Ryan Gosling was a dad. He's
got kids with even Mendez or oh, that's right, even
Mendez Man. Now I want to be Ryan Gosling.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
That's honestly why I don't like him, got it?
Speaker 5 (03:44):
Tai, Oh, yeah he is. He's definitely.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Yeah, dude, I think he's a dilf because he's so talented.
If you don't know who he is, what has he done.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
He's married to Rita Aura. Yeah, he's married to Read
but he's he's Marvel movie. He's very prolific, writer, direct,
all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Yeah, and he's one of the top dilves of twenty
twenty three. Michael Sheen. Do you know who Michael Sheen is? Nope,
I don't know who is. And this is according to
the Internet. This is a poll. According to the Internet.
So a lot of people think Michael Sheen is one
of the top delves above Keanu Reeves, Ryan Gosling, what yep,
(04:21):
Oh my gosh, okay, Cillian Murphy, Yes, who's that?
Speaker 5 (04:24):
Yes, Peaky Blinders Okay.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
The awkward looking dude on peind what.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
I sound like Victoria over here saying, what.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Am I wrong?
Speaker 3 (04:33):
He's got weird facial features. He's beautiful. Mad's Michelson, No idea.
David Tennant, Nope. These are just dudes, random dudes, and
people know I think that David Tennant is one of
the top delves.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
Oscar Isaac Nope. I don't know. I'm just saying no
because I don't know who that.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Pedro Pescoll, Yes, yeah, okay, who's that?
Speaker 5 (04:55):
He's an actor?
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Okay, yeah, well he's number one on the list of
the top I think he's.
Speaker 5 (05:01):
Having a moment. Didn't he just do Saturday Night Live
with Bad Bunny?
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Did he?
Speaker 5 (05:05):
I think?
Speaker 6 (05:05):
So?
Speaker 5 (05:06):
Oh he did he did?
Speaker 4 (05:07):
I mean he's like the meme king, Like he's on
every Instagram meme.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
There's pictures of him just.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
Eating chips and people are like, oh daddy, So I
mean he's like, yeah, he's the Internet's delf.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
The Internet zad who's your favorite delf? Nina?
Speaker 2 (05:22):
I think I like real dolves, But out of that list,
I'm gonna go with Ryan Gosling.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Okay, just in general. Then, like, let's say celebrity delf. Okay,
that you would choose.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
So I like David Beckham. He's a good delf.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
He's a good deal.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
So Derek Jeter. I'm sorry, always in forever.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
Oh, Victoria, who's your favorite delf?
Speaker 6 (05:47):
I don't know. I'm kind of confused it like Matt Damon,
Bradley Cooper, Mark Wahlberg, Like none of those were on
that list.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Oh that's a good point. That's my thing, Victoria. Would
you date a with kids? Right now?
Speaker 5 (06:03):
I believe I am still a child. Therefore, only I
can date someone with a child.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Okay, you might be the only person that's room without
daddy issues. I'm stupid, you're smart.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
I was wrong, you were right.
Speaker 5 (06:19):
You're the best.
Speaker 6 (06:20):
I'm the worst.
Speaker 5 (06:22):
You're very good looking.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
I'm not attractive, all.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Right, as long as you're willing to admit that.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
And now it's time for you versus Victoria, your chance
to take on our own. Victoria Ramire is in a
game of trivia to see if you get to wear
a velvet track suit and call yourself trivia Pete for
the day, and also Tate McCrae tickets if you can
beat Victoria, And let's meet today's contestant, Justin. Justin was
married to Kanye West for a brief minute and then
(06:51):
ended up leaving the relationship because Justin refuses to be
second to somebody's career. And now he's here to see
if he can beat Victoria in a game of trivia.
What's up, Justin?
Speaker 4 (06:59):
How?
Speaker 1 (07:00):
How are you good?
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Good?
Speaker 2 (07:04):
So?
Speaker 3 (07:04):
What was married life with Kanye?
Speaker 6 (07:06):
Like?
Speaker 3 (07:08):
It was very, very sad.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
I couldn't appreciate it.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
All right, man, are you ready to play Victoria?
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Definitely?
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Okay, here we go. Victoria is gonna leave the studio justin.
The game is played like this. You got thirty seconds
answer as many questions as possible. If you don't, no
one just say passed. And you have to beat Victoria
outright to win. Are you ready ready? Okay? She's outside,
the door is closed. She's extra out of it today,
so she might want to go off. She might not
even be back. You might win by default. Justin, Okay,
(07:41):
here we go. Your phone is a little bit hard
to understand, so just need to make sure you speak
up so we can understand your answers. Justin, your time
starts now.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
What is the only sport to have been played on
the Moon? What was Bad Bunny's before he became a rapper?
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Waiter?
Speaker 5 (08:04):
Where was Cardi b born.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
New York?
Speaker 5 (08:09):
What is the name of Batman's butler.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Alfred?
Speaker 5 (08:14):
What sport did Sissa do in high school?
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Uh? Track? Okay?
Speaker 5 (08:21):
What was America's first national park?
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Yellowstone?
Speaker 3 (08:27):
Okay? Got that in on time, We'll bring Victoria back
in the studio. She's talking to somebody or something.
Speaker 5 (08:34):
Object.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
While Victoria gets situated, what's something that you would like
the world to know about you?
Speaker 5 (08:45):
He needs a new phone?
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Yeah, your phone's fading out there.
Speaker 5 (08:48):
Justin, I think the world's too serious these days.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
We need to remember what humor is like and to
be able to postpone at it, even though it's a
high tention these days.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
By that statement, justin, nothing is a joke. It's all serious,
all right. Hold on, now it's time for Victoria. Victoria.
Are you ready? Oh no, but I want the tickets,
not the tracksuit.
Speaker 5 (09:13):
But you can't wait anyway though, Yeah, I know, but
just nice thought.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Yeah, okay, just to paint a picture really quick. She
is wearing a big dazzled Caliber girl hat right now.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
So much fun. Victoria was in Nashville all weekend.
Speaker 5 (09:28):
I was.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
It was amazing And I still think you're in Nashville
in your brain. Yeah, in my head.
Speaker 5 (09:34):
I am my head.
Speaker 6 (09:35):
I'm on Broadway at a bar listening to some country music.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Fun. All right, here we go, though. You have thirty
seconds answer as many questions as possible. If you don't
know when to say pass, Victoria, your time starts now.
Speaker 5 (09:47):
What is the only sport to have been played on
the Moon? Soccer? What was Bad Bunny's job before he
became a rapper?
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (09:54):
Pizza delivery driver? Where was Cardi b born?
Speaker 7 (09:57):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (09:58):
Texas? What is the name of Batman Butler?
Speaker 3 (10:01):
Oh ah, he's in English?
Speaker 5 (10:03):
Disnety, No, Robert.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
What sport did says the do in high school basketball?
What was America's first national park?
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Central Park?
Speaker 5 (10:14):
How many colors are in a rainbow?
Speaker 6 (10:17):
Eight?
Speaker 3 (10:18):
All right, I was very confident with that last. Let's
send it over the scoreboard and see how you guys
did with our scoreboard.
Speaker 4 (10:24):
Producer brat Wow Man, he has some good answers there,
Victoria amazing answers, zero of them.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Career the rainbow not even that's true. Yeah, well you're wrong,
Victoria got a zero.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
Kanye's ex justin clean sweep with four congratulations.
Speaker 5 (10:43):
Okay, we gave you the answer beforehand.
Speaker 6 (10:45):
Justin.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
You got yourself Tay McCray tickets. Also, we'll put that
velvet track suit in the mail and you can call
yourself trivia Pete for the day. Congratulations. All right, let's
go over the answers.
Speaker 5 (10:55):
Is Nina The only sport to have been played on
the moon was golf? What bad?
Speaker 2 (11:00):
He used to be a story stocker and a grocery store.
Cardi b was born in the Bronx. And then the
name of Batman's butler is Alfred.
Speaker 6 (11:09):
I knew that one.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
So there was a gymnast in high school. Apparently she
was fifth in the nation. What and then Yellowstone National
Park was America's first national park. I liked Central Park.
That was a great guest, thank you. And there are
seven colors in a rainbow.
Speaker 5 (11:22):
That's true that there's eight. She's pretty confident and I
know for a fact.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
Okay, Victoria, what are the eight colors?
Speaker 6 (11:28):
Okay, there's red, orange, yellow, Oh no, green, blue, okay, violet,
violet and yellow.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
No, I didn't Yeah you started, Yeah you did.
Speaker 5 (11:44):
No, I didn't you did.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Wait said yellow. I'm sure you said yellow. I'm there's eight.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
I've counted eight before. See five on one hand right now?
Speaker 1 (11:56):
I know I only have one hand.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
Hands, Victoria, man, that is hot. You've got two hands.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
I do.
Speaker 5 (12:05):
I just can't look it up.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
I think she's doing great. I also want whatever she's on.
Being a kid is so nice. For example, I take
my pants off in the middle of a walmart and
start crying, saying I want to put on those underwear now,
and I get arrested.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
You would get arrested.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
Little Timmy does it, and there was like, oh, that's fine.
He doesn't know any better. But it would be nice
to be a kid because you don't have to have
a filter, and you can do whatever you want because
you don't know any better yet. And a list is
going viral of the most embarrassing things kids have done
(12:51):
in public as according to parents, it's hilarious and we'll
go over it. One says, my daughter asks every bald
man if he's her daddy, even if we are with
her daddy, that's so cute.
Speaker 5 (13:08):
Wait, but why maybe her dad's probably bald. Oh, that
makes more sense.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
We're going over the list. It's going viral of the
most embarrassing things people's kids have done or said in public.
Here's another one. We were in the pet food aisle
of a grocery store and talking about how our dog
was very old when he died, and how our cat
was quite old and we weren't sure how much longer
he would have to live. This older woman was sharing
(13:34):
the isle with us, and my four year old son
turned to point at her and said, so so this lady,
And then the parents said I had to scoop him
up and comes she's also gonna die soon. Nina, have
(13:55):
you ever had a kid say something to you awkward
in public?
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Well, I don't know if it's awkward as much as
it just happened. Earlier this week. Actually, we took my
mom out for dinner and we were with my niece
and my nephew. My nephew's four, and he's really big
into saying where it's like button poop and all that
kind of stuff. So he just made up his own
little song, started standing on top of like the chair
thing and was singing for the whole restaurant to hear.
Speaker 5 (14:15):
So in that moment, I.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
Was like, was the restaurant impressed with the butt poops on?
Speaker 5 (14:19):
The guys sitting behind him was He was like, that's
so cute. My poor brother's like down down real quick.
It was really I thought it was great. I was
really impressed by his musicality.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
Going over a list of the most embarrassing things kids
have said or done in public calls with the RS
if you have one eight eight eight, three, four, three,
one six one. One says I took my daughter, I
think she was three at the time into a public
restroom with me, and she loudly started asking why I
have hair on my butt. It also says it wasn't
my butt. Another one says an older woman we ring
(15:00):
a big black cloak looking jacket with a visible wart
on her nose, said hi to my daughter at a
grocery store when she was almost three, and then my
daughter immediately glared at her and said, go away, witch.
Don't you wish you could do that as an adult?
Sometimes just as a joke, right, just like hey, you're
(15:20):
a witch because he got a word on your nose.
But you can't do that.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
That's rude. We really do ruin ourselves becoming adults.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
And if the lady with the warder nos could laugh
at herself and go, I kind of do hunh, it'd
be fun. Right, people should just lighten up a little bit. Also,
don't do that because it is rudely. Yah. We're going
over a list of the most embarrassing things kids have
said or done in public, according to parents. One says
we were standing in line to get on a plane
and my oldest, who was three at the time, pointed
(15:48):
to the man directly behind us, who had a very
large stomach, and said, very loudly, he's having a baby.
Speaker 4 (15:59):
Which is something you should never guess about anyway, in
this case, that's bad.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
I was at the grocery store the other day and
the clerk did it to ask someone and when they're
when they're due, and they weren't. Dude, it happens so
often you're not absolutely sure. Don't ask if they don't.
Speaker 4 (16:16):
If they're wearing a shirt that says I am currently
pregnant with the child, right, you should just assume that
you don't need to go down that route of compeation.
Speaker 5 (16:25):
So bad for the woman too. It's the worst feeling ever.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Of course it happened to me and that yes, I
was wearing a bathing suit, so underneath of my shirt
it was wet, so it looked like I had Like
if I was like leaking or something. Somebody was like, oh,
how far along are you?
Speaker 5 (16:41):
Or like whatever. I'm like, what are you talking about?
They're like, well, you're leaking.
Speaker 7 (16:44):
Doesn't that mean something? Also weird reason to say it?
Speaker 3 (16:57):
They could have made it up, like not sorry, it
looks like the two little facets you got on.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Your chest nail they returned on sting or something.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
That's weird, weird. Don't let that get to your head.
That's a them problem for sure. My bloody married thank you.
Speaker 4 (17:17):
That's what my daughter Declan does. She shames people in public.
She doesn't really say embarrassing things. Well, one time we
were at a Red Robin yum and she was sitting
there and she got really quiet, and I was like,
what was about to happen?
Speaker 7 (17:30):
Right?
Speaker 4 (17:30):
And she stands up on the booth. She was This
is a few years ago, so she's six years old.
She stands up on the booth. She turns around and
she points at somebody's like, you stop chewing with your
mouth open, and when you mouth fart, you say excuse me.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
The person burped and didn't say it's mouth smart. She
called it a mouth fart. Back then, what did you do?
I was like, all right, well checks out. So that
was a loud mouth part and you are chewing your
mouth open.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
We call here. Here's another thing on the list of
the most embarrassing things kids have said or done in public.
One parent said, I'm currently thirty eight weeks pregnant, and
my six year old told a cashier, my mom looks
fat when she's naked, but when she's wearing clothes, she
looks pregnant.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Oh my goodness.
Speaker 3 (18:22):
The cashier said, thank you for sharing. Yeah, what else
do you say?
Speaker 5 (18:28):
Tell me more.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
Another thing from the list says when we were in
a health and beauty shop, there weren't too many customers,
and we were talking about our holidays as we were
shopping for Suntime lotion, and then my five year old
pipes up with remember when they closed the pool because
you pooped in the pool. I I haven't either, but
(18:53):
apparently that parent did and their kid did not let them.
Forget it. You forget, that's when you're get in argument
with your KIDNA star like you pooped in the pool,
not me. I'm an adult. I would never do that.
It's good. Put that on me, Gas early yeah, Gas,
like everybody he popped in the pool, not me,
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