November 10, 2023 • 20 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's forty five mile hours. So do you have your
(00:01):
driver's slice in trentistration proof insured?
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (00:04):
I apologizer, I'm on the I'm doing a test start
right now for.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Because he used car salesman who got pulled over doing
one hundred and three miles an hour in a Mustang
s I'm so sorry about that.
Speaker 4 (00:15):
I'm on it.
Speaker 5 (00:16):
I'm on my job.
Speaker 4 (00:16):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Bro, here's my information right now, you're under restaurant. I'm sorry.
Speaker 6 (00:23):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Here you're unders Can I call my boss to let
him know in a little bit, but not right this moment?
What I apologized, Officer, that's a video that's going viral
right when you turn years old? Immediately going on out
of here test driving a car for somebody one hundred
(00:44):
and three miles an hour? I said, sorry? Can I
call my boss? Though? It's a jewel show and your
phone might be able to accurately tell how drunk you
are very soon? Interesting it probably already can you just
don't know it yet based on the X that you
send to people late at night. Right, they have apps
(01:04):
for that.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Actually that'll make you, but decide whether it will help
you decide whether or not you should call her text
somebody like it'll lock your phone.
Speaker 6 (01:10):
What.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Yeah, it's like no drunk dial no or something. I
downloaded him once at one point, but when I had
a problem.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
You got hammered and then turned it off. You're like, no,
I don't want your advice right now. Yeah. Researchers are
working on an app. They can tell you how much
you've had to drink just by listening to you read
Tongue Twisters out loud. Wow, I hate that interesting. That
would just be fun, like that a game, but that
would also work. Try, I mean try saying Sally sells
sea shells by the seashore sober.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
See.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
We can't even do that though, dang how much wood
could wood? Chuck? Chuck? So if you're drunk, though, you're
like good at this though, Jubilngue Twisters. Yeah, thanks, highlight
that lit moment there. You're welcome later. Yeah, I'm putting
(02:00):
that in my bio. Let's not my Instagram bile. I'm
great at tongue Twisch's party trick. Yeah, back on track
please something also, breathe through my ears had gills like
a fish. Don't worry about it, Victoria. I don't know
(02:26):
if you're you're not old enough to understand other crazy
science news. Other than I'm trying to come up with
an app that can tell how drunk you are by
reading tongue twisters off your phone. Elon Musk's company, Neuralink
is ready to start testing computer chip brain implants on humans. WHOA,
what does that mean? Why isn't there already a conspiracy
(02:47):
that were chipped?
Speaker 6 (02:48):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Yeah, for sure. I mean it happens when we're born
and then they get the vaccine, right, That's what I said.
I remember, Yes, I'm joking. I have to say that
because some people out there don't realize that it's sarcastic.
And then I get all kinds of emails and then
I get in trouble with the bosses sometimes because of it.
Thousands of people already lined up to be the first
(03:10):
to test the computer chip brain implants. What are the benefits?
I don't really know exactly, other than Elon Musk wants
everybody to be a slave in his little human android army. Wait,
where's this little sign up thing? Man?
Speaker 3 (03:25):
This is like worse than a regular cult chipmobrain dot com.
I could be winning these victoria versus the call games
that we play.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Do you have a brain, I mean a computer in
your brain.
Speaker 7 (03:35):
Though, Yeah, No, I think it's more about tracking health stuff.
There's another part of it that I think, like, you
can use Apple Pay with it.
Speaker 6 (03:47):
I'm not your brain.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
That's cool with the chip, yeah, do you have to
put your head ache?
Speaker 6 (03:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:55):
I gotta get my credit card to tap correctly. Most
of the time, I'm just baking my on a counter.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Now that you say that, though, the health benefits actually
might not be a bad thing if he can tell
you what's wrong with you before anything's wrong, like detect
stuff and so you can get it taken care of it.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
But how is it gonna tell you? I don't know.
Speaker 7 (04:12):
It's a ship, I said, there's a readout, Like, I'm
sure there will be a companion app or a website
you could go to and you could see all your thoughts.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
It sounds cool, right until you get the brain chimp
implant from Elon Musk and then all of a sudden,
somehow you end up at a party where Amazon CEO
or used to be CEO, Jeff Bezos is there, and
all of a sudden you're like, why do I want
to kill this man?
Speaker 6 (04:32):
Right now?
Speaker 1 (04:32):
I know Why am I being told to kill this man?
What's going on? Why am I? Why am I trying
to find Bill Gates house? That's scary because this stuff
could really happen.
Speaker 7 (04:44):
Well, there's a theory about Elon musk So if you
look at all of his companies, Right, He's got the
cars Tesla, which is transportation, He's got the Neurlink thing,
which is your brain. He's got the Boring company, which
creates tunnels so more infrastructure, right, and then he's got
the satellite company that provides internet. The running theory is
that Elon Musk Oh, and then Twitter or x controls speech.
(05:08):
There's a running theory that Elon is trying to create
an entire digital society that he controls.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
I fully believe that already have it.
Speaker 7 (05:17):
Well, I mean you got to get a hundred percent
people on it, you know.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
And by do that by getting chips in their brains. Yeah,
and some space news and astronaut lost a tool bag
during a spacewalk last week. Yeah, and NASA says you
can actually see it just by using a pair of binoculars.
It's reflective enough to see the sunlight bouncing off to it.
Oh my, they hope that it burns up in the
(05:42):
atmosphere in the next few months, but they're not sure.
But you can literally see his toolbag floating through space. Interesting. Actually,
how annoying is that for that astronaut. He's probably like, man,
my favorite wrench was in there.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
They're supposed to be talking about me, but they're just
talking about my tool bag.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Nobody knows. And Animal News this week, we learned that
helicopters can put crocodiles in the mood. Yeah, I don't
want sound of helicopters puts crocodiles in the mood. Apparently
they like to start mating when it rains, So the
(06:19):
sound of thunder or helicopters, something that sounds like thunder
thunder gets crocodiles all hot and bothered.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
My goodness, man, So we can go on one of
those like those rides where no, I don't know, like
where you're out in the water and it just like
posts through the swamps alligators and I want to get
one of those, yeah, because like normally feed the marshmallows.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
But then like you just have a sound effect and
you have the little mark you got to show. Well. Scientists.
Scientists found out that that that I don't. I just
would like the power to make it. Scientists found out
that helicopters puts crocodiles in the mood because some military
helicopters flew over a crocodile farm in Australia and all
(07:04):
of them started.
Speaker 7 (07:05):
Hanging out.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Looked down. They're like, what is going on? It's time
(07:30):
for your chance to battle alone Victoria Ramirez in a
game of trivia to see who gets to perform their
amazing trivia abilities that this year's Puppy Bowl halftime show. Yeah,
and also your chance to win some Jonas Brothers tickets.
It's you versus Victoria, and let's meet today's contestant. Christian,
an avid garage sailor and self proclaimed anteacog. They just
(07:52):
released their new book, How to Trade Any Mattress for
a Really Cool retro ash Tray and Tea COG's Guide,
The Wonderful World of Other People's Up, already number thirteen
on the New York Times bestseller list. Christian, how are you?
Speaker 6 (08:05):
I am absolutely wonderful. How are you guys?
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Great? I want to go with you sometimes? Okay, Christian,
are you ready to take on Victoria?
Speaker 6 (08:24):
I don't know Victoria is a smart coutain.
Speaker 8 (08:26):
So well, my best I'm not the best.
Speaker 6 (08:31):
I'm not the most educated person in the world.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
But well, Christian, stop it right now. You already have
strong energy and you're speaking gibberish with this. Victoria is
a smart Yeah, yeah, Christian, I think I think you're
gonna do great. All right, We're gonna send Victoria out
of the studio.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
She was just settling in. She's had a cup of coffee,
and she was just like, what do you guys do?
The answer she's ready to wear. When she is outside,
the door is closed. She's looking through the window with
sad puppy dog guys for some reason. All right, Christian,
I don't know. You have thirty seconds to answer as
many questions as possible. If you don't know when, just
(09:09):
say passed and Victoria has to beat you outright to win.
Are you ready?
Speaker 6 (09:13):
I'm nervously Yeah, bringing on, here we go.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
You're so cool, Yeah, Christian, your time starts now. What
day is known as Star Wars Day?
Speaker 6 (09:24):
I should know this all right?
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (09:26):
Oh May four?
Speaker 3 (09:28):
How many years passed between the release of the first
two Avatar movies?
Speaker 6 (09:34):
Oh goodness, is that Avatar last Airbender of the Blue
Avatar Beata fifteen years.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Okay, what is Dumbo's real name? What is the number
one holiday song of all time?
Speaker 6 (09:49):
Dingle belts?
Speaker 1 (09:52):
All right, got that in on time. We'll bring Victoria
back into the studio. How are you feeling about things, Christian?
Speaker 6 (10:00):
I'm confident on the on the first Yeah, on the
first one. That's about it.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Okay, Christian, what is something interesting that you would like
the world to know about you?
Speaker 6 (10:11):
Something interesting about me?
Speaker 2 (10:12):
I absolutely love doing music. I'm prior military, I'm the
cancer survivor, and I love everybody. I'm a I'm a
people talker.
Speaker 6 (10:23):
I talked to everybody. You call me garylf you know.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
That's great, man. And congratulations on beating cancer. That's dope, man.
Your energy is off the chila. Thank you for sharing it.
Speaker 6 (10:33):
Oh well, it's Friday too.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
All right, Here we go, Victoria. Yeah, thirty seconds answers,
make questions as possible. If you don't know when, just
say pass and you have to beat Christian outright in
order to win. Okay, your time starts now. What day
is known as Star Wars Day? Oh oh ah, I don't.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
Know how years pass between the release of the first
two Avatar movies.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Oh my gosh, I ten. What's Dumbo's real name? Theodore?
What is the number one holiday song of all time?
Speaker 6 (11:17):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (11:17):
For Christmas?
Speaker 6 (11:18):
Is you?
Speaker 1 (11:18):
What is the tallest breed of dog? Uh? Great Pyrenees? Wait,
I want to great Pyrenees is. Yes, it is. But
I just did not expect that answer. I think I
didn't say something else, but says you are laughing in between.
One of the questions is why do I get an
extra question? You don't know? My slack cab set the
tone for today. All right, let's send it on over
(11:40):
to the scoreboard. You should have seen how proud Victoria was,
which you said, Theodore's really proud of us. All right,
let's go over to the scoreboard and see how you
guys did with our scoreboard. Producer, Victoria, you got one correct, one.
Speaker 7 (11:58):
Antique hog Christian out one correct as well? Okay, Tyberger
question No, you have to beat him out right to win.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
That means Christian congratulations. The victory is yours. Yes, you
did it. That puppy bull thing is the actual thing,
and I just made that up. So I don't have
any promises on performing at the House time event, but
you can call them up and see if they'll let you. Okay. Also,
(12:27):
Jonas Brother's tickets are yours too. Man, congratulations, heyo, let's go.
Speaker 6 (12:33):
Thank you, Victoria, you did awesome. Jim.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Yeah, let's go over the answers you. Needa's got your answers.
May the Fourth be with you. That's what I mean.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
Is known as Star Wars Day. Thirteen years have passed
between the two Avatar movies. Dumbo's real name is not Theodore,
but I wish it was Jumbo Junior. What I've never
heard that before? Bradley the number one holiday song of
all time. Don't you ever forget?
Speaker 1 (12:59):
His name is Dumbo. People call him Dumbo. That's rude,
sad because it was Dumbo sad. Wait, that makes he's
so sad for my face off during that movie. Yeah,
I guess you're right. I was thinking of a bar movie.
Bar's got confidence.
Speaker 8 (13:14):
Man.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
The bar is my favorite elephant. Is he royalty? Yeah,
he's dude, He's dope the bar. I mean he travels.
Speaker 7 (13:22):
He's like a prince, basically Dumbo's dad, because we never
do meet Dumbo's dad.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Okay, oh well, I'm gonna take points away from a
bar then for abandoning Dumbo.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
But can we go back to the number one holiday
song of all time? Yes, because never forget that. It's
Mariah Carrey's All I want for Christmas is you. Oh
and the tallest breedom dog is a great dame.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Dang it. I think I meant to say that, but
I just said something else. It just didn't match.
Speaker 7 (13:48):
I had thirty six extra cool points for antique called
Christian anyway, no matter what we did. So yeah, Christians, congratulations.
Speaker 6 (13:57):
I want to put myself down on that everything.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Now put yourself down about no.
Speaker 6 (14:02):
No, write my name on everything. Anti com a name.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
I'm a little bit of an anti coog. I guess
you could say I had the only poke on it too, man,
people will love it.
Speaker 4 (14:13):
Apparently a lot of people don't know what the bird
test is. I'm sure there's like a better name for it,
but that's wild to me because I live and die
by the bird test.
Speaker 5 (14:21):
Okay, because it never fails.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Have you heard of the bird test? It's the do
the show.
Speaker 5 (14:25):
Apparently a lot of people don't know what the bird
test is?
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Where are some of them?
Speaker 5 (14:29):
I'm sure there's like a better name for it, but
that's wild to me.
Speaker 4 (14:31):
Because I live and die by the bird test, okay,
because it never fails.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
If you don't know what the bird test is, it's
a trend that's going viral on TikTok right now of
how to tell if your relationship will last?
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Test?
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Yes, by the bird test? Is it a real bird
or is this just what we're calling it. I'm excited
to learn more about so am I and TikTok always had,
like every day TikTok has a new test to see
if your relationship will last or not. Earlier this week
it was if your birth moon's lineup, then you're good.
Oh that's second. Yeah, I didn't see that one. Yeah,
(15:05):
now it's the bird test.
Speaker 5 (15:06):
Apparently a lot of people don't know what the bird
test is.
Speaker 4 (15:09):
I'm sure there's like a better name for it, but
that's wild to me because I live and die by
the bird test, okay, because it never fails.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
It never fails. Apparently, here is more explanation on what
the bird test is.
Speaker 5 (15:19):
You don't know what the bird test is.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
It's like a test to gauge whether or not a
relationship will be successful, and usually it's in the context
of a romantic relationship. But I always do this with friends,
family members, literally anyone that I meet, if they passed
the bird test, I tell them so fast because.
Speaker 5 (15:32):
This is so fascinating.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
All right, here is what the bird test is.
Speaker 5 (15:39):
Give you an example.
Speaker 4 (15:39):
I meet this girl, we start becoming like newer friends,
and we go to Starbucks.
Speaker 5 (15:42):
One day.
Speaker 4 (15:43):
We're sitting at this table at Starbucks and I'm looking
out the window and I see a woodpecker in a
tree and I'm like, holy it, there's a woodpecker in
that tree. This girl whips around so fast she's like where,
I kid you not. For the next ten minutes, the
two of us stared out the Starbucks window, just watching
this woodpecker peck.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Away at this tree.
Speaker 5 (15:57):
So while we googled random facts about woodpeck. Okay, now
the bird test dates.
Speaker 4 (16:01):
But if you're with someone whoever gonna do the test with,
romantic or not, if you say something that could be
deemed like insignificant and your partner responds with like genuine curiosity,
like what woodpecker where, that's a really good sign that
your relationship will last a long time. But if they
like blow you off, they don't acknowledge you and they're
just like, oh, cool like a woodpecker.
Speaker 5 (16:16):
That's a really bad sign.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
I actually true co sign with the bird test, it
makes a lot of sense totally, it does. Yeah, it
doesn't make sense set Victoria. It does. But like, I
don't think it's a sign that your relationship won't last.
Maybe they're trying interested in birds. Well, it's a.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
Sign that they're not interested in you. They're not paying
attention to what you're saying. So, whether it's birds or
coffee or whatever, it is, the point is that they're
engaged in what you're saying. And if you're excited about it,
especially if your tone's like oh my gosh, look at
that and they're like whatever, then they don't.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Care about you. Well damn that makes sense to me.
Especially goes on to say it doesn't have to be birds.
You can use it with anything, right, Just seem like
you're interested in something random in the moment, and if
they go along with you in that journey, then they
seem they might be the right person for you because
they're actually interested in what you're saying.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
Yeah, So along those lines, I don't use a bird test,
but if somebody doesn't ask me how I am, and
it doesn't have to be every time we have a conversation,
but if it's pretty much just always talking about you
and there's not a moment where it's like how are you,
how is your day?
Speaker 1 (17:14):
With genuine curiosity and listening bye, oh shoot, Nina, how
are you? How is your da? I'm gonna ask you, mo,
you have a test that you do?
Speaker 8 (17:24):
Oh yeah, no, no, no, forget the bird, it's the
soda can test.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
The soda can w Yeah, so what I yeh?
Speaker 8 (17:32):
What I do is I shake out my cannesda right
and handed to people, usually a guy, to make sure
you know, friends, I don't want to mess with the lid,
but guys, don't you know, you want to find out
how he's gonna react to stuff, right, So if I
offer minesota, I go in the other room and I
shake up, like really bad, shake up a can of
soda and hand it to him, okay, and just to
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see how he reacts to it, so like if it
goes all over his face, if he freaked out and
gets up yourself, I'm like, or just you roll with
it and kind of laugh it off.
Speaker 6 (18:04):
You know.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
That's also a pretty good test too. That's not bad,
not bad, right, because I mean, you're ruining you so
you get sprayed in the face with soda and see
if they have anger issues you didn't know about this,
or if they're like kind of carefree person's like whatever,
I'll take my shirt off now. I guess that's not
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a bad test at all, Not at all. I mean
some people that would ruin their whole day, right, And
if you're not the kind of person that would ruin
your whole day, you probably don't want to be with
someone that would ruin their whole day.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
Well, I mean, honestly, who really wants to have a
soda can't explode in their face?
Speaker 6 (18:42):
But that's the point.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
How do you have diversity?
Speaker 3 (18:44):
You know what if you're already having a bad day
and then you get a soda can popped in your face,
and how.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
You do it? Even I'm going home, you go it off. No,
not if I'm already having a bad day, you made
it worse it ever, Like you have a bad day
where life just gets so bad where you're just like
what else can you do? This is hilarious. Is a
donkey gonna all of a sudden shut up and show
up in my room and kick me in the stuff.
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What else can you throw at me?
Speaker 6 (19:11):
Like?
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Come on, this is nuts. You ever have days like that?
Speaker 3 (19:14):
I mean some people laugh at those days. Other people
just end up crying. Either way, you get the release. Yeah,
I feel like the jubile mindset with it because I
feel like you when you have those bad days sometimes
you just laugh at everything.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
I do because it's ridiculous. I had one of those
days the other day. Everything was going wrong, and I'm
just like, okay, what else? This is a funny journey.
Speaker 6 (19:35):
Now.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
It's kind of scary actually when you do that, like
out of nowhere, all of a sudden, you start too.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
He just starts cackling.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
It is actually kind of scary when you do it too,
because it's not like genuine laughter.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
It's like almost this evil laughter, Like he's laughing now.
It's almost like a challenge dude to be like, dude,
all right, let's go then, Universe, if you're gonna make
my days up, let's go see how bad you can
bring it, because I'll laugh at all of it. Scree
Let's can I get out of here?
Speaker 6 (20:04):
S
It's forty five mile hours. So do you have your
(00:01):
driver's slice in trentistration proof insured?
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (00:04):
I apologizer, I'm on the I'm doing a test start
right now for.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Because he used car salesman who got pulled over doing
one hundred and three miles an hour in a Mustang
s I'm so sorry about that.
Speaker 4 (00:15):
I'm on it.
Speaker 5 (00:16):
I'm on my job.
Speaker 4 (00:16):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Bro, here's my information right now, you're under restaurant. I'm sorry.
Speaker 6 (00:23):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Here you're unders Can I call my boss to let
him know in a little bit, but not right this moment?
What I apologized, Officer, that's a video that's going viral
right when you turn years old? Immediately going on out
of here test driving a car for somebody one hundred
(00:44):
and three miles an hour? I said, sorry? Can I
call my boss? Though? It's a jewel show and your
phone might be able to accurately tell how drunk you
are very soon? Interesting it probably already can you just
don't know it yet based on the X that you
send to people late at night. Right, they have apps
(01:04):
for that.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Actually that'll make you, but decide whether it will help
you decide whether or not you should call her text
somebody like it'll lock your phone.
Speaker 6 (01:10):
What.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Yeah, it's like no drunk dial no or something. I
downloaded him once at one point, but when I had
a problem.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
You got hammered and then turned it off. You're like, no,
I don't want your advice right now. Yeah. Researchers are
working on an app. They can tell you how much
you've had to drink just by listening to you read
Tongue Twisters out loud. Wow, I hate that interesting. That
would just be fun, like that a game, but that
would also work. Try, I mean try saying Sally sells
sea shells by the seashore sober.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
See.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
We can't even do that though, dang how much wood
could wood? Chuck? Chuck? So if you're drunk, though, you're
like good at this though, Jubilngue Twisters. Yeah, thanks, highlight
that lit moment there. You're welcome later. Yeah, I'm putting
(02:00):
that in my bio. Let's not my Instagram bile. I'm
great at tongue Twisch's party trick. Yeah, back on track
please something also, breathe through my ears had gills like
a fish. Don't worry about it, Victoria. I don't know
(02:26):
if you're you're not old enough to understand other crazy
science news. Other than I'm trying to come up with
an app that can tell how drunk you are by
reading tongue twisters off your phone. Elon Musk's company, Neuralink
is ready to start testing computer chip brain implants on humans. WHOA,
what does that mean? Why isn't there already a conspiracy
(02:47):
that were chipped?
Speaker 6 (02:48):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Yeah, for sure. I mean it happens when we're born
and then they get the vaccine, right, That's what I said.
I remember, Yes, I'm joking. I have to say that
because some people out there don't realize that it's sarcastic.
And then I get all kinds of emails and then
I get in trouble with the bosses sometimes because of it.
Thousands of people already lined up to be the first
(03:10):
to test the computer chip brain implants. What are the benefits?
I don't really know exactly, other than Elon Musk wants
everybody to be a slave in his little human android army. Wait,
where's this little sign up thing? Man?
Speaker 3 (03:25):
This is like worse than a regular cult chipmobrain dot com.
I could be winning these victoria versus the call games
that we play.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Do you have a brain, I mean a computer in
your brain.
Speaker 7 (03:35):
Though, Yeah, No, I think it's more about tracking health stuff.
There's another part of it that I think, like, you
can use Apple Pay with it.
Speaker 6 (03:47):
I'm not your brain.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
That's cool with the chip, yeah, do you have to
put your head ache?
Speaker 6 (03:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:55):
I gotta get my credit card to tap correctly. Most
of the time, I'm just baking my on a counter.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Now that you say that, though, the health benefits actually
might not be a bad thing if he can tell
you what's wrong with you before anything's wrong, like detect
stuff and so you can get it taken care of it.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
But how is it gonna tell you? I don't know.
Speaker 7 (04:12):
It's a ship, I said, there's a readout, Like, I'm
sure there will be a companion app or a website
you could go to and you could see all your thoughts.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
It sounds cool, right until you get the brain chimp
implant from Elon Musk and then all of a sudden,
somehow you end up at a party where Amazon CEO
or used to be CEO, Jeff Bezos is there, and
all of a sudden you're like, why do I want
to kill this man?
Speaker 6 (04:32):
Right now?
Speaker 1 (04:32):
I know Why am I being told to kill this man?
What's going on? Why am I? Why am I trying
to find Bill Gates house? That's scary because this stuff
could really happen.
Speaker 7 (04:44):
Well, there's a theory about Elon musk So if you
look at all of his companies, Right, He's got the
cars Tesla, which is transportation, He's got the Neurlink thing,
which is your brain. He's got the Boring company, which
creates tunnels so more infrastructure, right, and then he's got
the satellite company that provides internet. The running theory is
that Elon Musk Oh, and then Twitter or x controls speech.
(05:08):
There's a running theory that Elon is trying to create
an entire digital society that he controls.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
I fully believe that already have it.
Speaker 7 (05:17):
Well, I mean you got to get a hundred percent
people on it, you know.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
And by do that by getting chips in their brains. Yeah,
and some space news and astronaut lost a tool bag
during a spacewalk last week. Yeah, and NASA says you
can actually see it just by using a pair of binoculars.
It's reflective enough to see the sunlight bouncing off to it.
Oh my, they hope that it burns up in the
(05:42):
atmosphere in the next few months, but they're not sure.
But you can literally see his toolbag floating through space. Interesting. Actually,
how annoying is that for that astronaut. He's probably like, man,
my favorite wrench was in there.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
They're supposed to be talking about me, but they're just
talking about my tool bag.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Nobody knows. And Animal News this week, we learned that
helicopters can put crocodiles in the mood. Yeah, I don't
want sound of helicopters puts crocodiles in the mood. Apparently
they like to start mating when it rains, So the
(06:19):
sound of thunder or helicopters, something that sounds like thunder
thunder gets crocodiles all hot and bothered.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
My goodness, man, So we can go on one of
those like those rides where no, I don't know, like
where you're out in the water and it just like
posts through the swamps alligators and I want to get
one of those, yeah, because like normally feed the marshmallows.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
But then like you just have a sound effect and
you have the little mark you got to show. Well. Scientists.
Scientists found out that that that I don't. I just
would like the power to make it. Scientists found out
that helicopters puts crocodiles in the mood because some military
helicopters flew over a crocodile farm in Australia and all
(07:04):
of them started.
Speaker 7 (07:05):
Hanging out.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Looked down. They're like, what is going on? It's time
(07:30):
for your chance to battle alone Victoria Ramirez in a
game of trivia to see who gets to perform their
amazing trivia abilities that this year's Puppy Bowl halftime show. Yeah,
and also your chance to win some Jonas Brothers tickets.
It's you versus Victoria, and let's meet today's contestant. Christian,
an avid garage sailor and self proclaimed anteacog. They just
(07:52):
released their new book, How to Trade Any Mattress for
a Really Cool retro ash Tray and Tea COG's Guide,
The Wonderful World of Other People's Up, already number thirteen
on the New York Times bestseller list. Christian, how are you?
Speaker 6 (08:05):
I am absolutely wonderful. How are you guys?
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Great? I want to go with you sometimes? Okay, Christian,
are you ready to take on Victoria?
Speaker 6 (08:24):
I don't know Victoria is a smart coutain.
Speaker 8 (08:26):
So well, my best I'm not the best.
Speaker 6 (08:31):
I'm not the most educated person in the world.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
But well, Christian, stop it right now. You already have
strong energy and you're speaking gibberish with this. Victoria is
a smart Yeah, yeah, Christian, I think I think you're
gonna do great. All right, We're gonna send Victoria out
of the studio.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
She was just settling in. She's had a cup of coffee,
and she was just like, what do you guys do?
The answer she's ready to wear. When she is outside,
the door is closed. She's looking through the window with
sad puppy dog guys for some reason. All right, Christian,
I don't know. You have thirty seconds to answer as
many questions as possible. If you don't know when, just
(09:09):
say passed and Victoria has to beat you outright to win.
Are you ready?
Speaker 6 (09:13):
I'm nervously Yeah, bringing on, here we go.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
You're so cool, Yeah, Christian, your time starts now. What
day is known as Star Wars Day?
Speaker 6 (09:24):
I should know this all right?
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (09:26):
Oh May four?
Speaker 3 (09:28):
How many years passed between the release of the first
two Avatar movies?
Speaker 6 (09:34):
Oh goodness, is that Avatar last Airbender of the Blue
Avatar Beata fifteen years.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Okay, what is Dumbo's real name? What is the number
one holiday song of all time?
Speaker 6 (09:49):
Dingle belts?
Speaker 1 (09:52):
All right, got that in on time. We'll bring Victoria
back into the studio. How are you feeling about things, Christian?
Speaker 6 (10:00):
I'm confident on the on the first Yeah, on the
first one. That's about it.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Okay, Christian, what is something interesting that you would like
the world to know about you?
Speaker 6 (10:11):
Something interesting about me?
Speaker 2 (10:12):
I absolutely love doing music. I'm prior military, I'm the
cancer survivor, and I love everybody. I'm a I'm a
people talker.
Speaker 6 (10:23):
I talked to everybody. You call me garylf you know.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
That's great, man. And congratulations on beating cancer. That's dope, man.
Your energy is off the chila. Thank you for sharing it.
Speaker 6 (10:33):
Oh well, it's Friday too.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
All right, Here we go, Victoria. Yeah, thirty seconds answers,
make questions as possible. If you don't know when, just
say pass and you have to beat Christian outright in
order to win. Okay, your time starts now. What day
is known as Star Wars Day? Oh oh ah, I don't.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
Know how years pass between the release of the first
two Avatar movies.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Oh my gosh, I ten. What's Dumbo's real name? Theodore?
What is the number one holiday song of all time?
Speaker 6 (11:17):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (11:17):
For Christmas?
Speaker 6 (11:18):
Is you?
Speaker 1 (11:18):
What is the tallest breed of dog? Uh? Great Pyrenees? Wait,
I want to great Pyrenees is. Yes, it is. But
I just did not expect that answer. I think I
didn't say something else, but says you are laughing in between.
One of the questions is why do I get an
extra question? You don't know? My slack cab set the
tone for today. All right, let's send it on over
(11:40):
to the scoreboard. You should have seen how proud Victoria was,
which you said, Theodore's really proud of us. All right,
let's go over to the scoreboard and see how you
guys did with our scoreboard. Producer, Victoria, you got one correct, one.
Speaker 7 (11:58):
Antique hog Christian out one correct as well? Okay, Tyberger
question No, you have to beat him out right to win.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
That means Christian congratulations. The victory is yours. Yes, you
did it. That puppy bull thing is the actual thing,
and I just made that up. So I don't have
any promises on performing at the House time event, but
you can call them up and see if they'll let you. Okay. Also,
(12:27):
Jonas Brother's tickets are yours too. Man, congratulations, heyo, let's go.
Speaker 6 (12:33):
Thank you, Victoria, you did awesome. Jim.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Yeah, let's go over the answers you. Needa's got your answers.
May the Fourth be with you. That's what I mean.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
Is known as Star Wars Day. Thirteen years have passed
between the two Avatar movies. Dumbo's real name is not Theodore,
but I wish it was Jumbo Junior. What I've never
heard that before? Bradley the number one holiday song of
all time. Don't you ever forget?
Speaker 1 (12:59):
His name is Dumbo. People call him Dumbo. That's rude,
sad because it was Dumbo sad. Wait, that makes he's
so sad for my face off during that movie. Yeah,
I guess you're right. I was thinking of a bar movie.
Bar's got confidence.
Speaker 8 (13:14):
Man.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
The bar is my favorite elephant. Is he royalty? Yeah,
he's dude, He's dope the bar. I mean he travels.
Speaker 7 (13:22):
He's like a prince, basically Dumbo's dad, because we never
do meet Dumbo's dad.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Okay, oh well, I'm gonna take points away from a
bar then for abandoning Dumbo.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
But can we go back to the number one holiday
song of all time? Yes, because never forget that. It's
Mariah Carrey's All I want for Christmas is you. Oh
and the tallest breedom dog is a great dame.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Dang it. I think I meant to say that, but
I just said something else. It just didn't match.
Speaker 7 (13:48):
I had thirty six extra cool points for antique called
Christian anyway, no matter what we did. So yeah, Christians, congratulations.
Speaker 6 (13:57):
I want to put myself down on that everything.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Now put yourself down about no.
Speaker 6 (14:02):
No, write my name on everything. Anti com a name.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
I'm a little bit of an anti coog. I guess
you could say I had the only poke on it too, man,
people will love it.
Speaker 4 (14:13):
Apparently a lot of people don't know what the bird
test is. I'm sure there's like a better name for it,
but that's wild to me because I live and die
by the bird test.
Speaker 5 (14:21):
Okay, because it never fails.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Have you heard of the bird test? It's the do
the show.
Speaker 5 (14:25):
Apparently a lot of people don't know what the bird
test is?
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Where are some of them?
Speaker 5 (14:29):
I'm sure there's like a better name for it, but
that's wild to me.
Speaker 4 (14:31):
Because I live and die by the bird test, okay,
because it never fails.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
If you don't know what the bird test is, it's
a trend that's going viral on TikTok right now of
how to tell if your relationship will last?
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Test?
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Yes, by the bird test? Is it a real bird
or is this just what we're calling it. I'm excited
to learn more about so am I and TikTok always had,
like every day TikTok has a new test to see
if your relationship will last or not. Earlier this week
it was if your birth moon's lineup, then you're good.
Oh that's second. Yeah, I didn't see that one. Yeah,
(15:05):
now it's the bird test.
Speaker 5 (15:06):
Apparently a lot of people don't know what the bird
test is.
Speaker 4 (15:09):
I'm sure there's like a better name for it, but
that's wild to me because I live and die by
the bird test, okay, because it never fails.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
It never fails. Apparently, here is more explanation on what
the bird test is.
Speaker 5 (15:19):
You don't know what the bird test is.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
It's like a test to gauge whether or not a
relationship will be successful, and usually it's in the context
of a romantic relationship. But I always do this with friends,
family members, literally anyone that I meet, if they passed
the bird test, I tell them so fast because.
Speaker 5 (15:32):
This is so fascinating.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
All right, here is what the bird test is.
Speaker 5 (15:39):
Give you an example.
Speaker 4 (15:39):
I meet this girl, we start becoming like newer friends,
and we go to Starbucks.
Speaker 5 (15:42):
One day.
Speaker 4 (15:43):
We're sitting at this table at Starbucks and I'm looking
out the window and I see a woodpecker in a
tree and I'm like, holy it, there's a woodpecker in
that tree. This girl whips around so fast she's like where,
I kid you not. For the next ten minutes, the
two of us stared out the Starbucks window, just watching
this woodpecker peck.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Away at this tree.
Speaker 5 (15:57):
So while we googled random facts about woodpeck. Okay, now
the bird test dates.
Speaker 4 (16:01):
But if you're with someone whoever gonna do the test with,
romantic or not, if you say something that could be
deemed like insignificant and your partner responds with like genuine curiosity,
like what woodpecker where, that's a really good sign that
your relationship will last a long time. But if they
like blow you off, they don't acknowledge you and they're
just like, oh, cool like a woodpecker.
Speaker 5 (16:16):
That's a really bad sign.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
I actually true co sign with the bird test, it
makes a lot of sense totally, it does. Yeah, it
doesn't make sense set Victoria. It does. But like, I
don't think it's a sign that your relationship won't last.
Maybe they're trying interested in birds. Well, it's a.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
Sign that they're not interested in you. They're not paying
attention to what you're saying. So, whether it's birds or
coffee or whatever, it is, the point is that they're
engaged in what you're saying. And if you're excited about it,
especially if your tone's like oh my gosh, look at
that and they're like whatever, then they don't.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Care about you. Well damn that makes sense to me.
Especially goes on to say it doesn't have to be birds.
You can use it with anything, right, Just seem like
you're interested in something random in the moment, and if
they go along with you in that journey, then they
seem they might be the right person for you because
they're actually interested in what you're saying.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
Yeah, So along those lines, I don't use a bird test,
but if somebody doesn't ask me how I am, and
it doesn't have to be every time we have a conversation,
but if it's pretty much just always talking about you
and there's not a moment where it's like how are you,
how is your day?
Speaker 1 (17:14):
With genuine curiosity and listening bye, oh shoot, Nina, how
are you? How is your da? I'm gonna ask you, mo,
you have a test that you do?
Speaker 8 (17:24):
Oh yeah, no, no, no, forget the bird, it's the
soda can test.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
The soda can w Yeah, so what I yeh?
Speaker 8 (17:32):
What I do is I shake out my cannesda right
and handed to people, usually a guy, to make sure
you know, friends, I don't want to mess with the lid,
but guys, don't you know, you want to find out
how he's gonna react to stuff, right, So if I
offer minesota, I go in the other room and I
shake up, like really bad, shake up a can of
soda and hand it to him, okay, and just to
(17:54):
see how he reacts to it, so like if it
goes all over his face, if he freaked out and
gets up yourself, I'm like, or just you roll with
it and kind of laugh it off.
Speaker 6 (18:04):
You know.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
That's also a pretty good test too. That's not bad,
not bad, right, because I mean, you're ruining you so
you get sprayed in the face with soda and see
if they have anger issues you didn't know about this,
or if they're like kind of carefree person's like whatever,
I'll take my shirt off now. I guess that's not
(18:29):
a bad test at all, Not at all. I mean
some people that would ruin their whole day, right, And
if you're not the kind of person that would ruin
your whole day, you probably don't want to be with
someone that would ruin their whole day.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
Well, I mean, honestly, who really wants to have a
soda can't explode in their face?
Speaker 6 (18:42):
But that's the point.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
How do you have diversity?
Speaker 3 (18:44):
You know what if you're already having a bad day
and then you get a soda can popped in your face,
and how.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
You do it? Even I'm going home, you go it off. No,
not if I'm already having a bad day, you made
it worse it ever, Like you have a bad day
where life just gets so bad where you're just like
what else can you do? This is hilarious. Is a
donkey gonna all of a sudden shut up and show
up in my room and kick me in the stuff.
(19:10):
What else can you throw at me?
Speaker 6 (19:11):
Like?
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Come on, this is nuts. You ever have days like that?
Speaker 3 (19:14):
I mean some people laugh at those days. Other people
just end up crying. Either way, you get the release. Yeah,
I feel like the jubile mindset with it because I
feel like you when you have those bad days sometimes
you just laugh at everything.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
I do because it's ridiculous. I had one of those
days the other day. Everything was going wrong, and I'm
just like, okay, what else? This is a funny journey.
Speaker 6 (19:35):
Now.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
It's kind of scary actually when you do that, like
out of nowhere, all of a sudden, you start too.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
He just starts cackling.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
It is actually kind of scary when you do it too,
because it's not like genuine laughter.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
It's like almost this evil laughter, Like he's laughing now.
It's almost like a challenge dude to be like, dude,
all right, let's go then, Universe, if you're gonna make
my days up, let's go see how bad you can
bring it, because I'll laugh at all of it. Scree
Let's can I get out of here?
Speaker 6 (20:04):
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