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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh, no bags.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
I love that.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
You love those sounds.
Speaker 4 (00:10):
He loves those sounds of paper bags. The guy like
walking up to like all these girls saying I love
the sounds of paper bag.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
That's the guy on TikTok who just loves paper bags
that much. So creepy. Speaking of creepy, there's a trend
going viral, a thread going viral of the most disgusting
things you've seen people do in public? Yeah, people are nasty.
What is the most disgusting thing you've seen somebody do
in public? Call us eight eight eight three four three
six one eight eight eight three four three and six
one texted in at four one o six one. One
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person said, I saw I was on a flight from
Norway to Ireland and there was a woman sitting beside
me who was eating a whole head of iceberg lettuce
like it was an apple.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
I don't think that's that growth. It's interesting, that's very
you know, easy. If you don't have a fork, what.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Do you do?
Speaker 5 (00:55):
It's certainly off putting.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
There's another somebody else. I was at a bar one time.
It was a hot day and there was a lady
drinking agent and tonic. She had her dog with her,
and the woman got an ice cube out of her drink,
let the dog suck on it, and then popped it
right back into her glass.
Speaker 6 (01:14):
Why did you just put it on the ground. Yeah,
you don't put it back in your glass.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
You gotta keep the drink cold.
Speaker 5 (01:19):
So weird, disgusting themates.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Yeah, and people make out with people they don't know
in public. Think about that, like or that they just
met for the first time. I've done it a lot,
and then I think about it after. No, I'm not
saying I haven't done it. I'm just saying I think
about it after and I'm like, I don't know where
their mouth has been. They could have been. They could
have just been at a bar with their dog letting
their dogs suck on ice cum they put it back
in their glass. I have no idea. When you put
it that way, I'm like, most of the time, I've
(01:43):
been pretty drunk, so I'm like the alcohol kill it anyway. Always,
there's a list is going viral of the most disgusting
things that people have seen somebody do in public. Because
one time in school, all the boys were spitting greenies
on the wall. I'm guessing boggers. Oh is already gross. Right,
But you know, when you're a boy, you do that, Yeah,
(02:03):
you do you do Yeah? Why you try to get
it on the ceiling so that.
Speaker 6 (02:07):
Hangs down the point Like, why, where's are gross?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Bro? It's fun? You don't know? Yeah, I don't understand that.
You don't understand the point, Victoria. Anyway, it says anyone
they gave another boy money to lick it all up. No,
for five dollars, I still have nightmares about it.
Speaker 5 (02:27):
I have nightmares about it's starting now.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
You know, I'm totally grossed out by that, jubowl.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
I feel like that's the kind of stuff that you
would have done back in the day, remember when you
were just.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Like, I'll do whatever, give me a dollar. I probably
still would do it, maybe not for five bucks. It depends. Yeah,
if I knew it was going to go viral on
the internets, I probably would do it for free at
least I'm honest about it. But it'd probably be more
than five bucks now at this point in my life. Okay,
cool standards, But it depends because if you if you
were to like double dog dare me, well, I would
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not let it get to a triple. Victoria's not agreed,
absolutely not. That's just calls up eighty eight three, four,
three one, six one next and four one of six one.
Thanks to the Internet, there's a list going viral of
the most disgusting things that people have seen someone do
in public. Another person said, my aunt used to pick
dead skin off her feet and then stuff it into
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her slipper. What I don't I don't know why she
would do that. People are funny, that's funny.
Speaker 5 (03:31):
I'm working out the calculus on that, and it's like,
so you take it off your foot, you put it back,
so maybe it goes back to it, then you put
your foot back in there.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
I didn't want to make a mask, and then she
just didn't want to make a mask. I really have
What do you think it was? I really do. It's
not that I do that.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Are you sure? I really don't.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
It's just pologically to me. It feels like you don't
want your skin hang and out seeing and stuff it
back in.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Hey, Rachel, morning, morning. What is the most disgusting thing
that you've witnessed somebody doing public?
Speaker 2 (04:01):
All right, so I won't say where, but cursing down
the street and one day I just see somebody drop
these times sitting in the bus stop and took it
down fright there and runt up everybody and then pulled
these pants up and got back on the sut on
the bus.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Well, at least he didn't do it on the bus. Yeah,
that was yeah, a little bit.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
I was up called. I could not believe what my
eyes just saw at that very minute, Like, what the
heck did he just do that right in front of everybody.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Yeah, it's one of those moments where you drive around
for the rest of the day and you're like, did
I actually see somebody do that?
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Well, we were just talking about this, how people were
doing it in the line at Disneyland, right, so.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
I guess you gotta go. You gotta go. Still gross,
stop looking at me like I do this. I don't
do this.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
I mean it's defending some of these things, but not
the other.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
There's another thread on this thing that's going by the
twenty four most discussed things you've seen somebody do in public.
I saw a baby with a really running nose once
and then the mob bent over, put the mouth, put
her mouth around the baby's nose and then just sucked
out My god, Yeah, you make me sick. It goes
(05:16):
on to say, and swallowed it. Eh, all right, well
good morning. He's a good Yeah, you should have been
like so, hopefully you're not eating breakfast or you've already
had it because Another one said, I work at a
college and a colleague of mine loads his curry with mayonnaise.
That's interesting. With mayonnaise, I don't know about that one.
(05:39):
That's interesting.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
I mean, it's not quite as bad as sucking the
not snot out of a child's nose, but it's up there.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Another one says, while I was on a train, I
saw a person cutting their toenails and was sprinkling the
clippings onto the seats airplane. Yea, all of the things you're.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
Why you gotta spread the evidence.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
I mean, I understand clipping your toenails, but like on
the plane or in a train or whatever.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Why Yeah, people do people clip their toenails in the
weirdest place. What's the urgency? You know? It does bug
me when my nails get a little long, But I
can usually wait until I'm not sitting next to somebody
on a plane, you know, public transportation cool, or at
a cafe, I can usually wait. Or I could go
to the bathroom and do it if I need If
I really need to.
Speaker 5 (06:23):
Why wouldn't you just do that?
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Who's carrying clippers around that? I won't know? Another one
says it was the middle of summer. What carrying clippers around?
I don't know. I actually carry clippers around with me.
I was waiting out in my pocket, in my bag.
I usually have some in my car. I have some. Wait,
why because it bugged me when nails get too long?
Speaker 6 (06:43):
Why don't you cut them before? Like frea come to work?
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Sometimes I forget. I also keep nail files with me
because I like to file instead of clip them.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Actual.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Wait, good to know, Thank you, it is good to know.
Speaker 6 (06:53):
But I asked you the other day for a nail
file and he said, no, you didn't have one.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Yeah, because I had taken stuff out of my bag
before and I forgot to put them back in, Which
is why I have clippers as a backup, because they
need the thing. Well. Another one says it was the
middle of summer on the top deck of a full
busy bus and some person took off their stained sandals,
put their feet on the dashboard, and then started picking
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their toenails. People. Why do people mess with their toenails
so much in public.
Speaker 6 (07:21):
Good question.
Speaker 5 (07:22):
There is something wild about what people will do with
their feet on planes, on buses, just out in public.
It's disgusting.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
People don't care. No, nobody cares like I always. I
don't like it when I'm on a road trip, or
if it's a busy weekend and you're stuck in traffic
and then someone's got their feet hanging out the window.
I get how the fresh air could feel good on
it and the sun, but if my windows down then
it's gonna be waffed in.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
People are making mistakes though, because all of those places
where they're just letting their feet be out in the open,
you could be making money off of all of those moments.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Feetfinder dot com is real, So why seriously? I mean,
if you're gonna pick your toast, film it at least
have you tried to make Have you made money on
feet fight? What is it? Feet Finders's feetfinder dot com?
Speaker 2 (08:07):
No?
Speaker 1 (08:07):
But I keep meaning to you and I never do. No,
you should, I know, we should do it. Do it
as a show. That would be hilarious. We could fund
like our vacation.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
You have to do stuff like step in berries and
like put your in the frass.
Speaker 5 (08:22):
I'll do the weird stuff, but I'm not I'm not.
I'm not doing like nice pictures of my feet because
they're not very nice.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
So there's somebody out there who likes some trust me boundaries.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
I know that having a boyfriend may seem like the
most important thing in the world right now, but you
don't have to dumb yourself down to get guys to
like you.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
It's America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria, where you
battle our own Victoria Ramirez in a game of trivia
to see who will be accepted into the National Trivia
be in See Me Valley, California next year. It's a
big event. Also your chance at Tate McCrae tickets. Let's
meet today's contestant for You Versus Victoria. Her name is
(09:00):
Melissa and she is actually the creator of the clown
face emoji. Wow, she's got clown face emoji money. That's amazing, Melissa.
How are you? Yes, I'm amazing. How are you tell
us about your process when creating that emoji?
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Well, you know, it's just a lot of hard work
and a lot of mental power, But I just did it.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Yeah, true success. Story. All right, we're gonna send Victoria
out of the studio. Game is played like this, Melissa.
You have thirty seconds to answer as many questions as
possible if you don't know when Jesse passed, and Victoria
has to beat you outright to win. Are you ready?
All right? I've already beat Victoria one you have you've
played before.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
I played for pink tickets and then pink was postponed.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Oh that's right, I do remember that. My whole heart hurt. Well,
now you're back to beat her again, so we can
make your heart whole one more time. All right, I hope.
So all right, here we go, Melissa. Your time start now.
What is cinophobia?
Speaker 7 (10:03):
I have no idea.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Path love is the most used hashtag on what social
platform Facebook? In the TV series Stranger Things, what is
the name of the parallel dimension who wrote the classic
novel To Kill a MOCKINGBIRDA? What is the chemical symbol
for the element gold on the periodic table?
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Yeah? An iron man.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
What is the name of Tony Stark's artificial intelligence system Jarvin?
Speaker 1 (10:34):
All right, time is up there, Melissa. Good job, We'll
bring Victoria back into the studio. I don't remember what
you said last time about yourself, Melissa, but you can
say it again if you want to, or you can
give us a new thing about yourself, tell us something
interesting about yourself.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
I am a manager of Mob Pizza at Newcastle.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
You guys, now I remember Love Pizza is good? All right?
Well we still say we're going to come in there,
and we are. Yeah. Just wait, wait, all right, here
we go, Victoria. Are you ready? Yes? Do you remember
Melissa from last time?
Speaker 6 (11:08):
I think so.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
She beat you. I'm for sure I lost yep. Okay,
it's time for you to redeem yourself. Okay, here we
go thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say pass and you
have to beat Melissa out right to win, Victoria. Your
time starts now.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
What is cinophobia? The fear of movies? Love is the
most used hashtag on what social platform TikTok and the
TV series Stranger Things. What is the name of the
parallel dimension?
Speaker 6 (11:34):
Oh underground Underwait?
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Uh yeah? Who wrote the classic novel To Kill a Mockingbird?
Speaker 3 (11:40):
H What is the chemical symbol for the element gold
on the periodic table geo an iron man?
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Wait?
Speaker 6 (11:54):
No, no, no, keep one my last question.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
You should start that, but you told me to stop,
like you're going back to the other one.
Speaker 6 (12:04):
No, no, I mean keep going that question. I just wanted
to make sure we kept going.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Man my question.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
All right, and iron man, what is the name of
Tony Stark's artificial intelligence system?
Speaker 1 (12:15):
She doesn't know it? Oh, yeah, I do, Yes, I do, Jarvis, Yeah,
you just seem a little happy dance. Victoria just did
me that one. Okay, here we go. Oops, I'm sorry there. Yeah,
let's sit it on over to the scoreboard and see
you guys did with Brad Nolan, our producer.
Speaker 5 (12:31):
All right, clown face artist, Melissa, you got one correct.
Good job. Me and Victoria also got one correct.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Which means that Melissa victory number two. Congratulations, you did it.
You beat Victoria two times. Now you've won invitation into
the National Trivia be in Seamy Valley, California.
Speaker 6 (12:54):
Well, listen, I think this is putting a straight on
our relationship here.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
All Smiths is paid to stay at a motel six.
It'll be great. Yeah, no meal vouchers, but it'll be
super nice. Also, you got some Tame mc creat tickets.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Okay, that's great, heart.
Speaker 5 (13:14):
What's that wanted Seahawks tickets.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
I said, I wanted Seahawks tickets, but you know, we'll
go with him. You can get those on the talkback app.
Speaker 5 (13:20):
I hear, Yeah, I hear.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
But you know, I'm driving the work and I just
happened to be sitting in front.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
Of my job because I got here super early to
beat the traffic because I drive from Tacoma to newcast Fool.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Whoa, it was a long drive.
Speaker 5 (13:33):
Well, yeah, after this super early, after.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
This, talk it back, get on the app, talk back
a little bit. If you make a Seahawks chant on
the talk back it's the little button, the microphone button,
this by the play button, and you could win that. Yeah,
you can win tickets to the Seahawks on Thanksgiving Day.
So talk it back, all right, I will. All right,
(13:56):
let's go to ANSWERSA senophobia is the fear of dogs
loves the most used hashtag on Instagram. Yeah, I use
it every time.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
Stranger things. The parallel dimension is the upside down. Harper
Lee wrote to kill a mockingbird. Au is the symbol
for the element of gold on a periodic table. And yes,
Jarvis is Tony Starks.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
A little homie. Congratulations Melissa, it really was not confident
thing about it. We'll play you versus Victoria same time tomorrow.
The future of Patties depends on us completing this seminar.
Speaker 5 (14:34):
Harassment in the workplace between.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
The limitation the police, he's it's.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
Sexual harassment when a man constantly calls his female coworker
a bird, it's not sexual harassment.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
All new every iconic show as their wacky cast of characters,
and the Tubil Show is no different. Why we've got
everybody's drunk ant Nina Hi. And then there's your younger sister,
Victoria Ramirez Hey. And who could forget the quirky neighbor
kid who lives next door and drops by every once
in a while with some kind of weird issue going on.
(15:11):
That's our digital producer Gabby. Then there's Brad he's a dad.
Speaker 5 (15:17):
Hello there.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
And then there's the weird guy. That's me. I'm Jewbil
and it's time to check in with the Jubil Show. Nina,
what's up with you this week? So I came home
the other day and my mom was yelling at me
from the other room. She's like, Nay, are you okay
with day?
Speaker 3 (15:30):
Somebody that's fifty and I came back and I was like, fifty,
what are you doing. I walk in on her in
the office. She's filling out paperwork for matchmakers for me,
and that legit sounds like I've seen from a sitcom.
And She's just just maybe you need to keep your
options open because I just don't know how people are
gonna feel about you living with your parents still, so
(15:50):
I just want to make sure. So this whole thing
about her going and finding me a matchmaker, which is
funny because I actually just started hanging out with Somennay.
I kind of like, so it's like the timing of
all this.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
She's just I want your options, keep your options open,
because I've got three that I'm interviewing this week. That's funny.
I'm just like, what is happening right now? I just
don't know what to do. Has she hired a matchmaker?
Speaker 3 (16:14):
Well, I talked to one on Saturday. I got a
couple of emails from a couple other companies. I'm like,
what is she doing. She's going hand I'm trying to
force full force. She's like, I want the best deal
because it's not che and she's gonna pay for it.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
That's crazy. I live with my parents for a reason.
Like lo, everybody's younger sister Victoria ever, Mirre is, what's
going on with you this week? Oh boy?
Speaker 6 (16:42):
Mine also has to do with my mom. And I
love this woman.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Shou said she as I love my mom. Is she
sending over the matchmaker Victoria two? Same issue?
Speaker 4 (16:54):
No? She This woman might be the most dramatic talker
I have ever For no reason. She calls me as
today and she's like, are you okay?
Speaker 1 (17:07):
I like, can I just point on them out real quick?
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Like mother, like daughter. She's the most dramatic talker I've
ever met. For no reason, I d dramatic like this.
Speaker 4 (17:20):
She calls me and she's like, what are you doing?
And I my breath was I was out of breath.
So I had just gone for a run and she's like,
what are you doing? I was like, I'm running.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
What are you doing? I'm running?
Speaker 4 (17:31):
What is that?
Speaker 3 (17:32):
Mom?
Speaker 1 (17:32):
I went for a run. What do you want?
Speaker 4 (17:34):
And she goes, well, I don't know how to tell
you this, but your little brother. I'm like, I see, okay, no,
he's fine, but we can't sleep over in Laredo like
for Thanksgiving where all my family's at we can't spend
the night because he has to be at work the
next morning.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
I was like.
Speaker 6 (17:49):
Okay, She's like, are you okay with that?
Speaker 1 (17:53):
I'm like, Mom, what's wrong with that?
Speaker 6 (17:56):
And she's like, well, I know you want to spend
the night.
Speaker 4 (17:57):
I just wanted to make sure and I just want
I just spend the night because I wanted the little bundursa,
like the little Mexican cookies and like pastries that they have.
And I was like, Mom, I'm not upset about it,
but she was so dramatic about it and thought I
was gonna be like crying.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Parents are funny, man, when their kids get older, they're
really funny because also, you may have freaked out one
time when you stayed over there when you're a kid.
And she's like, she just loves it so much. She's
gonna be so upset if she doesn't get that in the.
Speaker 6 (18:23):
Morning, Like, Mom, that's really okay.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Are you sure? Are you positive?
Speaker 2 (18:27):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (18:27):
I am positive. It's not that big of a d
be ruined. Yes, all because Mike lost to work the
next morning.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Oh hey, everybody, it's our digital producer Gabby dropping by. Hey,
what's up with you? This week, not a whole lot.
Speaker 7 (18:41):
I downloaded BUMBLEBFF. It's like a dating app but for friends,
and I've been doing to her friend dates going.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
It's been really fun.
Speaker 7 (18:50):
Actually, it's really nice.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Is a friend aid awkward? You know? Do you do
you go to things together? How do you do a
friend date? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (18:58):
So mostly like coffee shop, Like I went to Boba.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
Yesterday, so it's like a date date.
Speaker 7 (19:03):
Yeah, it's kind of like a date, and it is
a little awkward, I will say, because.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
You really liked her though, right, Oh yeah.
Speaker 7 (19:10):
I met with this girl and you're listening, what's up?
I met with this girl yesterday and she was amazing,
Like I felt like we had been friends for a
long time. Like the conversation was so natural and so
that was really exciting.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Okay, that's cool, Which I want to try it, just
to see how awkward that would be. Yeah, they show up,
they're like, am I on a date? No, I'm not
on a date, but it feels like a date. Interviewing
this person to see if we could be friends. That's cool. Congratulations,
I mean that's what you gotta do because you just
moved here. It's a good way to meet people. It's
cool and the best part thing I looked at her,
I was like, are you going to see her again?
Speaker 2 (19:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Oh my god, are you guys going out this weekend?
I remember to take it slow with this one.
Speaker 5 (19:49):
I feel like I only ever hear of ladies doing
the bumble bff thing, not so much dude.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
I really have not heard a dude say that he's
done it before. I'm sure there's guys on that is there. Yeah,
it's literally a couple and for some reason they haven't
matched to be friends. Pretty so, Brad, what's going on
with this week? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (20:07):
So my mom, No, I'm kidding. I opened a new
Instagram account just to see what it would do. And
my first like kind of cool reel is like over
seven thousand views and it's like.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Whoa, what's it called.
Speaker 5 (20:21):
It's called Brad about Flight. It's all aviation related stuff
because I'm a nerd about aviation, so that's I've figured
I'd separate it from my normal life only focus on aviation.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
It's pretty cool. Does it say that you're a pilot
in the bio?
Speaker 5 (20:33):
It does, of course. Yeah, obviously you gotta add some
legitimacy to your aviation channel. It can't just be a
geek out here liking planes.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Yeah, and how seven thousand likes?
Speaker 3 (20:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (20:42):
The one No, the one video has over seven thousand
views and like four hundred likes or something like that,
pretty much forty shares and like eighty saves.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
The video is like what's in the video? It's just a.
Speaker 5 (20:51):
Funny video of like like saying that like flying is fancy,
but then a video following it that shows it's not
fancy at all. It's me pulling a plane.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
Okay, well we should maybe just do aviation stuff on
the Dubeil show at the duo. Get on that now
a flight account. What's going on with me this week
is I'm excited because I've started painting again. So that's fun.
Like I've been painting a lot actually, so it's it's
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nice because I, you know, it's been a few years
since I really was doing art, and for a while
people were really like digging my stuff and they wanted
to buy it. I had sold some things and I
wanted to do an exhibit. So I've been painting a lot,
which is cool. It's not good for my house necessarily
because I don't set things down and then I and
like I don't take my time and do it, so
I get paint everywhere, but I don't really care. So
(21:41):
I got paint on the chair the other day and
I don't think it will come off, but I don't care.
But also, yeah, I've made a bunch of like I
just start painting everything when I start painting, So I've
been painting things that shouldn't be painted too. But whatever.
I love that a couch you painted a couch? Yeah?
Was it? Your couch used to be?
Speaker 5 (22:00):
I got new challenge.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
I've got different couch, but now it's in the Girl
an Artist. Anyway, I'm excited to be doing that again,
and I'm excited to be getting back to comedy. Gods
shows coming up next week on Wednesday, I'll be at
the Tacoma Comedy Club the day before Thanksgiving. I've got
Atlanta January nineteenth, Portland February tenth, and there are a
(22:22):
few others, but I'm gonna take it slow and only
remember a few at a time because it's been a
while since I've been doing comedy too. So tom out
to the shows.