November 30, 2023 • 19 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, like, is this that time of you where you
get those handful of guys saying, oh, I'm gonna take
you to swim up? The thing is no makeuple loudie.
That's fine because I'm gonna vite you of and we
gonna have a pillow fight and catch this no hats aloud?
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Yeah, so I'm snap that thing up off.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Your heading to people bright that Haroline is Jared simply
both gonna be crying.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
So funny and accurate, right, So grateful for TikTok every
single morning because of the people that you find on there.
It's the Jewel Show and Hi, I'm Jewel Fresh. And
I didn't get to become the most successful radio personality
the world has ever seen because I got lucky or
because of the fact that I lie about my accomplishments.
(00:44):
And despite popular opinion, it isn't because of my dashing
good looks. It's because I know the secret to become
instantly more attractive. Okay, And how do I know them?
Because I believe everything I read on the Internet, and
the list is going viral of the ways you can
be instantly more attractive to everybody that you meet today.
(01:04):
So let's go over the list, have a soft yet
direct expression.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
What does that mean?
Speaker 5 (01:10):
Look at me? Like for examples, I was like, what
am I?
Speaker 3 (01:16):
It says staring intensely into someone someone's eyes without flinching
is more likely to a retractor straining order then the
person in front of you. Eye contact is a good thing,
but look gently into the endless space of another's eye
as well, softening your face with a gentle smile. So
don't you know, be too intense with the eye contact, Victoria.
Speaker 5 (01:38):
It makes me uncomfortable sometimes it's awkward.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
If you do eye contact and you do look away
every once in a while, right, and you do it
with a soft face, it's non threatening. But if you
are literally two inches away, like tell me all about you?
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Tell that's funny.
Speaker 5 (01:56):
My trick is to look down and then up, so
you get like a little angle.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
Is that the angle for you or for them? We're both.
I guess.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
We're going over a list that's going viral of the
subtle ways that will make you instantly more attractive.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
Slow down, Yeah, I could see that.
Speaker 5 (02:19):
What do you mean like?
Speaker 3 (02:20):
It says, if you're jumpy when you're nervous, especially after
coffee or something like that, and you're speaking and moving
too quickly. If you're on a date or something, it
can make people nervous around you.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
What if we're just fun, jumpy people, then.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
You should find to either you have to find another
fun jumpy person or slow down a little bit.
Speaker 5 (02:42):
Do you imagine that conversation.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Yeah, I've got some friends that I've known for a
long time and they're jumpy people, and they do the
intense eye contact thing, so you'll be talking to them.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
I've known them forever, and I know they don't want
to fight me.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
That's the part of me is like, I don't know
if they're gonna punch me at some point. They look
like you never know what they're gonna do.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
Slow down a little bit.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Also ask unique questions that will make you instantly more attractive.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
You know.
Speaker 6 (03:10):
A really simple example of that is when I asked somebody.
Instead of asking somebody how old they are, I asked
them how young they are?
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Like, how young are you? And just enough to throw
them off.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Nina shaking your head at that one. What that didn't.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
Do it for you?
Speaker 6 (03:24):
No, No, it's not. It's not for an attractive thing.
It's more just like it throws them off. Just enough
to be like, Okay, now we're not we're not having
a normal, boring conversation. This person's interesting enough to change
at least one word in that question.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Yeah, but I thought you never were supposed to ask
one's age.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
I'm gonna hit you with the finger guns. How young
are you?
Speaker 2 (03:41):
I mean, it literally works every time.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Hopefully and hopefully you do that to adults, because that
could also get you into.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
It, well anywhere. That's the other thing. If you're smart. Yeah,
if you're smart, you realize I know that you're older
than you want. That's why I'm asking you like that.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Call us eight a eight three fourth three one o
six one eight eight three four three one six one.
Do you have any tricks for being instantly more attractive?
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Hello, Jennifer, Hey, good morning, good morning. How are you.
Speaker 7 (04:14):
I'm good?
Speaker 4 (04:14):
How are you guys good?
Speaker 3 (04:16):
So, do you have a technique for being instantly more attractive?
Speaker 7 (04:20):
I do, but you gotta be careful with this one.
Speaker 5 (04:23):
Okay, So I.
Speaker 7 (04:25):
Had a day planned with this really hot guy. I
was super excited about it. And you know, e'sipt for
being very attractive is just being relaxed, like you don't chill,
being in control.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
That would probably be slow the slow down, okay, which
was ye listen to more attractive?
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Okay, So I thought.
Speaker 7 (04:45):
You know, it'd be a good idea if I took
a muscle relaxer to kind of.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Calm my Okay.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
So you wanted to really slow down point.
Speaker 8 (04:54):
To the end.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Wow, So are you saying it's become instantly more attractive
start taking muscle relaxes, like.
Speaker 7 (05:08):
Maybe not a muscle relaxer, but any type of thing
that can calm me down before like a date.
Speaker 8 (05:13):
Okay, So it really didn't work.
Speaker 7 (05:15):
Out in my favorite because next thing, I'm waking up
in my food. I fell asleep in my.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
Food, and.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
You were on a date and you fell asleep in
your food, So you just loped down.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
This is not a tip, This is on what not
to do.
Speaker 5 (05:29):
Was the guy still there when you woke up?
Speaker 7 (05:33):
Guess he was? He called nine one.
Speaker 8 (05:35):
And I woke up.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
He would have just been chill about it, maybe attractive.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
I'm guessing. I'm guessing that you didn't get a second
date on that one.
Speaker 8 (05:48):
Oh no I did.
Speaker 7 (05:49):
Actually he's my husband now.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
Okay, so it does work.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
There you go, there's another way to become instantly more
attractive than jediferd.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
You're in league with that moronic woman. You're part of
the League of Morons.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
Yes we are something you will show and a sign
for you.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Versus Victoria America's favorite trivia game where you get to
take on our own Victoria ramiers for fabulous prizes, including
today's prizes of a ride along with a real life mailman.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
It's going to be very exciting.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Also Trevornoo tickets. So let's meet today's contestant to play
you versus Victoria. Her name is Ingrid, the creator of
Friet Coke. Oh, it's like diet coke, but has seventeen
times the calories of real coke because it's deep fried.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
Ingrid, great idea.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Hello, how are you great?
Speaker 4 (06:44):
Thank you for asking? Are you ready to take on Victoria?
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Yes, sir, Victoria are Do you now take Ingrid to
be your trivia partner that you're trivia competitor?
Speaker 2 (06:58):
I do all right?
Speaker 5 (06:59):
Please leave the round, Ingrid, will you tu radio down
to settle before please?
Speaker 8 (07:04):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (07:05):
Awesome?
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Thank you sweet? All right, Victoria is leaving the studio, Ingrid.
The game is played like this. You have thirty seconds
thence there as many questions as possible. If you don't
no one, just say passed, and Victoria has to beat you.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
Outright to win. Are you ready?
Speaker 8 (07:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (07:19):
All right, here we go, Ingrid. Your time starts now.
Speaker 5 (07:26):
Who directed the movie Jaws.
Speaker 8 (07:30):
On pa?
Speaker 5 (07:32):
What is the name of the first Harry Potter book?
Harry Potter? Okay? What is the name of the first
Disney princess? The first was? Who is the creator of
(07:54):
the TV show The Simpsons?
Speaker 4 (07:57):
I don't know, okay, got that in it on time?
Don't read?
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Victoria back into the studio. Yeah, those are tough questions. Yeah, yeah,
Victoria's coming back into the studio. So, Ingrid, what is
something that you would like the world to know about
you other than the fact that you're the creator of
Fried Coke?
Speaker 4 (08:12):
Fried Coke?
Speaker 7 (08:14):
I love baking and cookie?
Speaker 4 (08:17):
Oh nice? What's the last thing you baked?
Speaker 7 (08:21):
Banana bread?
Speaker 3 (08:24):
I wonder what that tastes like? Deep bride Holly excellent?
And just wait for the state fairs to come back?
All right, Victoria, are you ready? So here we go
thirty seconds. Answer as many questions as possible. If you
don't know one, just say pass and you have to
beat Ingrid out outright to win, okay, Victoria?
Speaker 4 (08:47):
Away we go?
Speaker 5 (08:49):
Who directed the movie Jaws?
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Uh?
Speaker 7 (08:53):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (08:54):
To think of something Spielberg. What is the name of
the first Harry Potter book?
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Oh ah, Chamber of Secrets?
Speaker 5 (09:03):
What is the name of the first Disney Princess? The first?
Speaker 4 (09:07):
Yep, one of them, the first one?
Speaker 5 (09:09):
So wh who's the creator of the TV show The Simpsons?
Speaker 2 (09:13):
I don't know?
Speaker 5 (09:14):
Past What is the name of the character played by
Tom Hanks in the movie Forrest Gump? Wait?
Speaker 4 (09:23):
True question?
Speaker 5 (09:24):
I know, I'm confused it again? Can you repeat it?
Repeat the question?
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Please?
Speaker 4 (09:29):
We kind of past your time, but.
Speaker 5 (09:30):
I don't care.
Speaker 4 (09:30):
Repeat the question.
Speaker 5 (09:31):
What is the name of the character played by Tom
Hanks in the movie Forrest Gump? Forstma, that's the question?
Speaker 4 (09:36):
Like, what's the name? Answer?
Speaker 5 (09:38):
Are you asking what his name is in the movie?
Speaker 2 (09:41):
I want you've heard the question.
Speaker 5 (09:43):
I know, but I don't know why it's not rendering
my forest rendering?
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Victoria?
Speaker 4 (09:49):
Is the computer's a Victoria? Victoria's AI. I'ming right now?
Sorry you stuck? Hello? All right, let's let's go my
final answer. Let's find out the school.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
There was a glitch in the matrix for a second
send on over to the scoreboard.
Speaker 6 (10:08):
I'm all right, Fried, Queen Ingrid, you got one correct,
good job, those were hard and Victoria stumbled her way
into three correct.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Whoa what? Victoria?
Speaker 3 (10:20):
Congratulations and Ingrid, I'm sorry. It was also revealed that
Victoria is a computer, So don't feel too bad about
the loss today, right right, Ingrid.
Speaker 4 (10:32):
No worry. Congratulations or the two wins in a row?
Speaker 3 (10:38):
Yeah, surprising, Ingrid. You still get the Trevor Noah tickets
for playing though, Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
Yep. Let's go over the answers with Nina.
Speaker 5 (10:48):
The director of Jaws is Steven Spielberg. Name of the
first Harry Potter book is Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone.
The name of the first Disney Princess snow White really,
creator the TV show Disruption. I don't know how to
say this guy's last name Matt Browning, groaning, groaning, Matt Groening.
Speaker 4 (11:07):
I think it's Groening, is it? Yeah, that's ground Greening, Okay,
that guy.
Speaker 5 (11:11):
And then the name of the character played by Tom
Hanks in the movie Forest Cup is Forest Gump.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
Victoria is not even paying attention to Her eyes are
closed and she's dancing. Wow, angered, thank you for playing.
We'll play you versus Victoria same time tomorrow. Whoever runs
the sizing department at Alo were shoots right now. The
new fitness craze for the Utah Moms and La girlies
is Alo.
Speaker 4 (11:33):
So Gift one was a sports brawl for the girls.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Guess what wasn't a sad option? What the what is
a double zerow? How are you zero?
Speaker 7 (11:40):
Zero?
Speaker 2 (11:41):
There's no you can't be less than zero.
Speaker 4 (11:42):
You're either zero or you don't exist.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
But my mom exists, so.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
It's just no double zero And I'm like, all right, well,
what's the The next is two to four?
Speaker 5 (11:49):
What is two to four?
Speaker 3 (11:51):
Because when you're measuring men's waists, you take a tight measure,
you're wrapping around the waist and it's twenty nine inches.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
That's your side. What is two to four is that's circumference.
That's the damn man.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
I'm trying so to make this a surprise that I'm
gonna have to end up somehow giving her a quiz
on a print out sheet.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
So Ma, if you end up getting a wrench for Christmas,
just keep the receipt. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
That's a video that's going viral of a guy just
a tad bit frustrated after doing some holiday shopping.
Speaker 5 (12:16):
Well, welcome to be a woman, because that's how we
deal with sizes, and they are not all the same
across the board.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
I'm surprised I don't see that more in stores when
going through the mall or something. Just it's a double
zero can be a double zero being screamed from every store.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
Yeah, it's the jewbile show. And have you been orange peeled?
Speaker 5 (12:33):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (12:34):
You could have been birded?
Speaker 5 (12:36):
Oh wow, I don't think so.
Speaker 4 (12:39):
Well, if you've been paying attention at all.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
On TikTok, there's been a trend recently of people giving
you their theories on how you can test the people
around you to see if they are trustworthy, nice people
that will also do things for you. A while back,
we talked about the bird theory, where it's if you're
with somebody you go, hey, look a bird, and if
they look at the bird and are also interested in
(13:02):
the bird and go, oh cool, that's interesting bird. What
kind of bird do you think it is? Or continue
the conversation about anything that you're pointing at that could
seem very mundane, then they're interested in you and like
experiencing things with you. If they just go, yeah, whatever
about the bird back to you and me, baby, you
know what I mean, Like they then probably don't really
care about you and your needs at all, right right right?
(13:24):
Nothing above that bird I got there, there's a bird.
There's wire bird wires. There's wires outside my house where
birds sit. Sometimes they can go back there if you
want to watch birds so bad. You be looking at
the sky anyway.
Speaker 8 (13:34):
So.
Speaker 4 (13:37):
That's probably probably not someone who's gonna, you know, be
there for the long haul to help you out.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Also not someone has a skylight.
Speaker 4 (13:44):
Outside of the skylight.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
I got roommates in their home right now, but I
got a coop truck so that we can get the
back of the trucks.
Speaker 5 (13:57):
Oh man, the picture that has been painted.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
There's a new theory called the orange peel theory that
is similar but different. They say, if you give somebody
that you know an orange and ask them to peel it,
see if they peel it for you, or if they
have a problem with it and don't do it.
Speaker 4 (14:15):
What does that tell you?
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Though?
Speaker 4 (14:16):
Like what if you just really hate peeling oranges.
Speaker 5 (14:18):
It goes suck.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
But if you're not willing to do that for me, Victoria,
then I guess you're just not willing to do things
for me at all.
Speaker 4 (14:25):
I mean, you know that I really need it.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
If you ask me to peel the orange for you,
I'd give it right back to you and be like,
you eat this hole like I'm not peeling it for.
Speaker 6 (14:32):
You, And I know you can eat the skin, which
interestingly enough, would work with Jewbel because he doesn't peel
his orange.
Speaker 4 (14:38):
That's true. I yeah, you started doing that last year
and it's great. I love it.
Speaker 5 (14:42):
I'm trying to figure out who this test is actually for, though,
the person that needs the peel done or the person
that's asking for the peel. You know what I'm saying,
Because if you're asking me to peel your orange, I
am now judging you, and this is now what you
would you want me to do? Get the toilet paper
for you too? I mean, which I would, of course,
I mean, and I would also peel your orange. But
I'm just saying, like, I.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
Think the toilet paper test is a better one than
the orange test. Yeah, that's wherever you're whoever, you're hanging
out with a friend, someone that you're interested in romantically,
at work, you just yell down the hall, could somebody come.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
In here and help me?
Speaker 5 (15:17):
Yeah, Victoria, you've given me toilet paper.
Speaker 4 (15:19):
Oh, I need to actually do the task, right, No,
that's yeah, that's next level. That's yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
I don't want to do that, but well that's what's
the point. That's why it's a test. You don't want
to do it, do you?
Speaker 3 (15:31):
So? Do you see any validity in the orange peel
test that if somebody peels an orange for you, it
means that they will do things for you and they
care about your needs.
Speaker 6 (15:40):
Yeah, I actually do, I see because because a peeling
an orange is quite frustrating. It can be because it's like,
oh and you got the little like white stuff on
the orange, and like do you get that off too?
And maybe there's a part of this test too, it's
like how welden you peel the orange? But I think
that if you had somebody, hey, Victoria, will you peel
this orange for me? And then I like, I'm gonna
do something else and you just go, which, by the way, Victoria,
(16:02):
you're making a big sting by this.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
I believe you would peel the orange. You'd be like, yeah, sure, whatever,
and then you would just do it.
Speaker 6 (16:07):
The idea I think here is you're testing is someone
gonna make a big deal about providing some support to
you or not?
Speaker 3 (16:13):
Okay, I think that that's a good points read as
how how how they react to it.
Speaker 6 (16:19):
Yeah, it's not really about the action itself. I don't
think it's about do they go, what, peel your own orange?
Or or do they go oh random?
Speaker 5 (16:26):
Sure, but if you gave me an orange, I wouldn't
want to peel it. Maybe I would, but that's but
that's the point. Nobody wants to do that, but because
they care about you, they do it. Yeah, but I
don't know if I actually would do it. But also,
if you.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
Can't like role play, Victoria, Okay, don't have me be
me because I know you'll say I'll eat the orange hole.
Speaker 4 (16:43):
Have me be Uh.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
My name is Terrence, so randomimett Terrence Howard Terrence. That's
a beautiful actor. Yes, I'm him, the guy from Hustle
and Flow and all those other things. Okay, I can't
do his impersonation, I'm but just imagine me as Terrence
out right now. Dang I look good. Hey, Victoria, could
you peel this orange for me? I'm Terrence Howard, why
can't you peel the orange? You wouldn't say that.
Speaker 4 (17:05):
I would not Terrence Howard, but.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
I was like if you can't him and like, hey,
I'm like really stressed, like I need twenty bucks. I'd
give you twenty bucks. But like so like I'll do
things that's very easy for you. But if I'm really
stressed and I need the orange peeled, why do you
the orange?
Speaker 5 (17:18):
Like why can't you peel it?
Speaker 8 (17:19):
Though?
Speaker 5 (17:20):
Like why do I have to peel it? Okay, so
for me, it's not always an orange peel. So as
a woman, you know your your your necklace is and
your jewelry gets tangled up.
Speaker 7 (17:27):
Huhuh.
Speaker 5 (17:27):
I have long nails. It's hard for me to do it.
So if a guy i'm dating comes up to me
even it's like I just need your help with this,
and they're happy to untangle all, I'll do that. That's
the same thing. That's like so sweet obvious.
Speaker 6 (17:39):
I think the reason this is a good test is
because the orange isn't it's that's obviously.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
A functional thing. You're gonna untangle your necklace. This is
this means you don't.
Speaker 4 (17:48):
Even think about it with the orange. Orange slides under
the radar. Yeah, this, you don't need it.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
The orange is, but it means nothing if you don't
peel it somebody.
Speaker 6 (17:55):
It's not about the peeling, it's about the reaction to
being asked to peel the orange for somebody, because it's annoying.
It means nothing, it has no value, it's not productive.
But will you do it for that person anyway? And
that's why the test works because if I hand you
an orange appel and you don't peel it, I cannot
rely on you my friends.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
Not true, because I'm just sarcastic and I'm going to
be annoying about it.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
Yes, but you will be sarcastic while you're peeling the orange.
Speaker 4 (18:18):
Habits. You're hanging out one day and I have a
heart attack and you need to call nine one one.
Speaker 5 (18:21):
I'll call it for you.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
Oh sorry, but what do you call your own?
Speaker 3 (18:25):
No?
Speaker 1 (18:26):
I give I look at the orange and be like,
oh not like, No, my nails aren't getting all messed
up for those?
Speaker 4 (18:32):
Yeah I could. He's doing the same thing with the phone.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
No, I'm not messing up my nails because I'll get
a new friend.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Hey, what's up? You have a theory?
Speaker 4 (18:42):
That you use on people.
Speaker 8 (18:44):
Hey guys, I'm dumbfounded that I didn't know about the
orange peel. This would have replaced something I've been doing
that is a long, like, very similar line since high school.
What do you do?
Speaker 4 (18:57):
I call it?
Speaker 8 (18:58):
I call it the hangars theory.
Speaker 4 (18:59):
Though the hanger I don't know. I mean I think
like hanger, like a clothes hanger.
Speaker 8 (19:05):
Well yeah, but let me this is what I do.
I think it's a longest similar along a similar line. Okay,
So when I was in high school, my girlfriends and
I used to like put stuff. It would start out
with a prank, just like put stuff in our noses
to see if like people would tell us, like, you
have a booger in your nose.
Speaker 5 (19:26):
So this orange peel would have saved me a lot
of trouble.
Speaker 8 (19:31):
I'm like, why didn't I know about the orange peel?
But yeah, so what I do?
Speaker 2 (19:37):
He'll do it.
Speaker 5 (19:38):
I'm twenty seven.
Speaker 4 (19:39):
Oh, like a hanger?
Speaker 5 (19:40):
Do you still put fake bies in your nose?
Speaker 1 (19:42):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (19:43):
Yeah, all right,
Well, like, is this that time of you where you
get those handful of guys saying, oh, I'm gonna take
you to swim up? The thing is no makeuple loudie.
That's fine because I'm gonna vite you of and we
gonna have a pillow fight and catch this no hats aloud?
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Yeah, so I'm snap that thing up off.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Your heading to people bright that Haroline is Jared simply
both gonna be crying.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
So funny and accurate, right, So grateful for TikTok every
single morning because of the people that you find on there.
It's the Jewel Show and Hi, I'm Jewel Fresh. And
I didn't get to become the most successful radio personality
the world has ever seen because I got lucky or
because of the fact that I lie about my accomplishments.
(00:44):
And despite popular opinion, it isn't because of my dashing
good looks. It's because I know the secret to become
instantly more attractive. Okay, And how do I know them?
Because I believe everything I read on the Internet, and
the list is going viral of the ways you can
be instantly more attractive to everybody that you meet today.
(01:04):
So let's go over the list, have a soft yet
direct expression.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
What does that mean?
Speaker 5 (01:10):
Look at me? Like for examples, I was like, what
am I?
Speaker 3 (01:16):
It says staring intensely into someone someone's eyes without flinching
is more likely to a retractor straining order then the
person in front of you. Eye contact is a good thing,
but look gently into the endless space of another's eye
as well, softening your face with a gentle smile. So
don't you know, be too intense with the eye contact, Victoria.
Speaker 5 (01:38):
It makes me uncomfortable sometimes it's awkward.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
If you do eye contact and you do look away
every once in a while, right, and you do it
with a soft face, it's non threatening. But if you
are literally two inches away, like tell me all about you?
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Tell that's funny.
Speaker 5 (01:56):
My trick is to look down and then up, so
you get like a little angle.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
Is that the angle for you or for them? We're both.
I guess.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
We're going over a list that's going viral of the
subtle ways that will make you instantly more attractive.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
Slow down, Yeah, I could see that.
Speaker 5 (02:19):
What do you mean like?
Speaker 3 (02:20):
It says, if you're jumpy when you're nervous, especially after
coffee or something like that, and you're speaking and moving
too quickly. If you're on a date or something, it
can make people nervous around you.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
What if we're just fun, jumpy people, then.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
You should find to either you have to find another
fun jumpy person or slow down a little bit.
Speaker 5 (02:42):
Do you imagine that conversation.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Yeah, I've got some friends that I've known for a
long time and they're jumpy people, and they do the
intense eye contact thing, so you'll be talking to them.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
I've known them forever, and I know they don't want
to fight me.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
That's the part of me is like, I don't know
if they're gonna punch me at some point. They look
like you never know what they're gonna do.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
Slow down a little bit.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Also ask unique questions that will make you instantly more attractive.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
You know.
Speaker 6 (03:10):
A really simple example of that is when I asked somebody.
Instead of asking somebody how old they are, I asked
them how young they are?
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Like, how young are you? And just enough to throw
them off.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Nina shaking your head at that one. What that didn't.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
Do it for you?
Speaker 6 (03:24):
No, No, it's not. It's not for an attractive thing.
It's more just like it throws them off. Just enough
to be like, Okay, now we're not we're not having
a normal, boring conversation. This person's interesting enough to change
at least one word in that question.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Yeah, but I thought you never were supposed to ask
one's age.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
I'm gonna hit you with the finger guns. How young
are you?
Speaker 2 (03:41):
I mean, it literally works every time.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Hopefully and hopefully you do that to adults, because that
could also get you into.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
It, well anywhere. That's the other thing. If you're smart. Yeah,
if you're smart, you realize I know that you're older
than you want. That's why I'm asking you like that.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Call us eight a eight three fourth three one o
six one eight eight three four three one six one.
Do you have any tricks for being instantly more attractive?
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Hello, Jennifer, Hey, good morning, good morning. How are you.
Speaker 7 (04:14):
I'm good?
Speaker 4 (04:14):
How are you guys good?
Speaker 3 (04:16):
So, do you have a technique for being instantly more attractive?
Speaker 7 (04:20):
I do, but you gotta be careful with this one.
Speaker 5 (04:23):
Okay, So I.
Speaker 7 (04:25):
Had a day planned with this really hot guy. I
was super excited about it. And you know, e'sipt for
being very attractive is just being relaxed, like you don't chill,
being in control.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
That would probably be slow the slow down, okay, which
was ye listen to more attractive?
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Okay, So I thought.
Speaker 7 (04:45):
You know, it'd be a good idea if I took
a muscle relaxer to kind of.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Calm my Okay.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
So you wanted to really slow down point.
Speaker 8 (04:54):
To the end.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Wow, So are you saying it's become instantly more attractive
start taking muscle relaxes, like.
Speaker 7 (05:08):
Maybe not a muscle relaxer, but any type of thing
that can calm me down before like a date.
Speaker 8 (05:13):
Okay, So it really didn't work.
Speaker 7 (05:15):
Out in my favorite because next thing, I'm waking up
in my food. I fell asleep in my.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
Food, and.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
You were on a date and you fell asleep in
your food, So you just loped down.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
This is not a tip, This is on what not
to do.
Speaker 5 (05:29):
Was the guy still there when you woke up?
Speaker 7 (05:33):
Guess he was? He called nine one.
Speaker 8 (05:35):
And I woke up.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
He would have just been chill about it, maybe attractive.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
I'm guessing. I'm guessing that you didn't get a second
date on that one.
Speaker 8 (05:48):
Oh no I did.
Speaker 7 (05:49):
Actually he's my husband now.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
Okay, so it does work.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
There you go, there's another way to become instantly more
attractive than jediferd.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
You're in league with that moronic woman. You're part of
the League of Morons.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
Yes we are something you will show and a sign
for you.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Versus Victoria America's favorite trivia game where you get to
take on our own Victoria ramiers for fabulous prizes, including
today's prizes of a ride along with a real life mailman.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
It's going to be very exciting.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Also Trevornoo tickets. So let's meet today's contestant to play
you versus Victoria. Her name is Ingrid, the creator of
Friet Coke. Oh, it's like diet coke, but has seventeen
times the calories of real coke because it's deep fried.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
Ingrid, great idea.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Hello, how are you great?
Speaker 4 (06:44):
Thank you for asking? Are you ready to take on Victoria?
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Yes, sir, Victoria are Do you now take Ingrid to
be your trivia partner that you're trivia competitor?
Speaker 2 (06:58):
I do all right?
Speaker 5 (06:59):
Please leave the round, Ingrid, will you tu radio down
to settle before please?
Speaker 8 (07:04):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (07:05):
Awesome?
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Thank you sweet? All right, Victoria is leaving the studio, Ingrid.
The game is played like this. You have thirty seconds
thence there as many questions as possible. If you don't
no one, just say passed, and Victoria has to beat you.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
Outright to win. Are you ready?
Speaker 8 (07:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (07:19):
All right, here we go, Ingrid. Your time starts now.
Speaker 5 (07:26):
Who directed the movie Jaws.
Speaker 8 (07:30):
On pa?
Speaker 5 (07:32):
What is the name of the first Harry Potter book?
Harry Potter? Okay? What is the name of the first
Disney princess? The first was? Who is the creator of
(07:54):
the TV show The Simpsons?
Speaker 4 (07:57):
I don't know, okay, got that in it on time?
Don't read?
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Victoria back into the studio. Yeah, those are tough questions. Yeah, yeah,
Victoria's coming back into the studio. So, Ingrid, what is
something that you would like the world to know about
you other than the fact that you're the creator of
Fried Coke?
Speaker 4 (08:12):
Fried Coke?
Speaker 7 (08:14):
I love baking and cookie?
Speaker 4 (08:17):
Oh nice? What's the last thing you baked?
Speaker 7 (08:21):
Banana bread?
Speaker 3 (08:24):
I wonder what that tastes like? Deep bride Holly excellent?
And just wait for the state fairs to come back?
All right, Victoria, are you ready? So here we go
thirty seconds. Answer as many questions as possible. If you
don't know one, just say pass and you have to
beat Ingrid out outright to win, okay, Victoria?
Speaker 4 (08:47):
Away we go?
Speaker 5 (08:49):
Who directed the movie Jaws?
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Uh?
Speaker 7 (08:53):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (08:54):
To think of something Spielberg. What is the name of
the first Harry Potter book?
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Oh ah, Chamber of Secrets?
Speaker 5 (09:03):
What is the name of the first Disney Princess? The first?
Speaker 4 (09:07):
Yep, one of them, the first one?
Speaker 5 (09:09):
So wh who's the creator of the TV show The Simpsons?
Speaker 2 (09:13):
I don't know?
Speaker 5 (09:14):
Past What is the name of the character played by
Tom Hanks in the movie Forrest Gump? Wait?
Speaker 4 (09:23):
True question?
Speaker 5 (09:24):
I know, I'm confused it again? Can you repeat it?
Repeat the question?
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Please?
Speaker 4 (09:29):
We kind of past your time, but.
Speaker 5 (09:30):
I don't care.
Speaker 4 (09:30):
Repeat the question.
Speaker 5 (09:31):
What is the name of the character played by Tom
Hanks in the movie Forrest Gump? Forstma, that's the question?
Speaker 4 (09:36):
Like, what's the name? Answer?
Speaker 5 (09:38):
Are you asking what his name is in the movie?
Speaker 2 (09:41):
I want you've heard the question.
Speaker 5 (09:43):
I know, but I don't know why it's not rendering
my forest rendering?
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Victoria?
Speaker 4 (09:49):
Is the computer's a Victoria? Victoria's AI. I'ming right now?
Sorry you stuck? Hello? All right, let's let's go my
final answer. Let's find out the school.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
There was a glitch in the matrix for a second
send on over to the scoreboard.
Speaker 6 (10:08):
I'm all right, Fried, Queen Ingrid, you got one correct,
good job, those were hard and Victoria stumbled her way
into three correct.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Whoa what? Victoria?
Speaker 3 (10:20):
Congratulations and Ingrid, I'm sorry. It was also revealed that
Victoria is a computer, So don't feel too bad about
the loss today, right right, Ingrid.
Speaker 4 (10:32):
No worry. Congratulations or the two wins in a row?
Speaker 3 (10:38):
Yeah, surprising, Ingrid. You still get the Trevor Noah tickets
for playing though, Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
Yep. Let's go over the answers with Nina.
Speaker 5 (10:48):
The director of Jaws is Steven Spielberg. Name of the
first Harry Potter book is Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone.
The name of the first Disney Princess snow White really,
creator the TV show Disruption. I don't know how to
say this guy's last name Matt Browning, groaning, groaning, Matt Groening.
Speaker 4 (11:07):
I think it's Groening, is it? Yeah, that's ground Greening, Okay,
that guy.
Speaker 5 (11:11):
And then the name of the character played by Tom
Hanks in the movie Forest Cup is Forest Gump.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
Victoria is not even paying attention to Her eyes are
closed and she's dancing. Wow, angered, thank you for playing.
We'll play you versus Victoria same time tomorrow. Whoever runs
the sizing department at Alo were shoots right now. The
new fitness craze for the Utah Moms and La girlies
is Alo.
Speaker 4 (11:33):
So Gift one was a sports brawl for the girls.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Guess what wasn't a sad option? What the what is
a double zerow? How are you zero?
Speaker 7 (11:40):
Zero?
Speaker 2 (11:41):
There's no you can't be less than zero.
Speaker 4 (11:42):
You're either zero or you don't exist.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
But my mom exists, so.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
It's just no double zero And I'm like, all right, well,
what's the The next is two to four?
Speaker 5 (11:49):
What is two to four?
Speaker 3 (11:51):
Because when you're measuring men's waists, you take a tight measure,
you're wrapping around the waist and it's twenty nine inches.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
That's your side. What is two to four is that's circumference.
That's the damn man.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
I'm trying so to make this a surprise that I'm
gonna have to end up somehow giving her a quiz
on a print out sheet.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
So Ma, if you end up getting a wrench for Christmas,
just keep the receipt. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
That's a video that's going viral of a guy just
a tad bit frustrated after doing some holiday shopping.
Speaker 5 (12:16):
Well, welcome to be a woman, because that's how we
deal with sizes, and they are not all the same
across the board.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
I'm surprised I don't see that more in stores when
going through the mall or something. Just it's a double
zero can be a double zero being screamed from every store.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
Yeah, it's the jewbile show. And have you been orange peeled?
Speaker 5 (12:33):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (12:34):
You could have been birded?
Speaker 5 (12:36):
Oh wow, I don't think so.
Speaker 4 (12:39):
Well, if you've been paying attention at all.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
On TikTok, there's been a trend recently of people giving
you their theories on how you can test the people
around you to see if they are trustworthy, nice people
that will also do things for you. A while back,
we talked about the bird theory, where it's if you're
with somebody you go, hey, look a bird, and if
they look at the bird and are also interested in
(13:02):
the bird and go, oh cool, that's interesting bird. What
kind of bird do you think it is? Or continue
the conversation about anything that you're pointing at that could
seem very mundane, then they're interested in you and like
experiencing things with you. If they just go, yeah, whatever
about the bird back to you and me, baby, you
know what I mean, Like they then probably don't really
care about you and your needs at all, right right right?
(13:24):
Nothing above that bird I got there, there's a bird.
There's wire bird wires. There's wires outside my house where
birds sit. Sometimes they can go back there if you
want to watch birds so bad. You be looking at
the sky anyway.
Speaker 8 (13:34):
So.
Speaker 4 (13:37):
That's probably probably not someone who's gonna, you know, be
there for the long haul to help you out.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Also not someone has a skylight.
Speaker 4 (13:44):
Outside of the skylight.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
I got roommates in their home right now, but I
got a coop truck so that we can get the
back of the trucks.
Speaker 5 (13:57):
Oh man, the picture that has been painted.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
There's a new theory called the orange peel theory that
is similar but different. They say, if you give somebody
that you know an orange and ask them to peel it,
see if they peel it for you, or if they
have a problem with it and don't do it.
Speaker 4 (14:15):
What does that tell you?
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Though?
Speaker 4 (14:16):
Like what if you just really hate peeling oranges.
Speaker 5 (14:18):
It goes suck.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
But if you're not willing to do that for me, Victoria,
then I guess you're just not willing to do things
for me at all.
Speaker 4 (14:25):
I mean, you know that I really need it.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
If you ask me to peel the orange for you,
I'd give it right back to you and be like,
you eat this hole like I'm not peeling it for.
Speaker 6 (14:32):
You, And I know you can eat the skin, which
interestingly enough, would work with Jewbel because he doesn't peel
his orange.
Speaker 4 (14:38):
That's true. I yeah, you started doing that last year
and it's great. I love it.
Speaker 5 (14:42):
I'm trying to figure out who this test is actually for, though,
the person that needs the peel done or the person
that's asking for the peel. You know what I'm saying,
Because if you're asking me to peel your orange, I
am now judging you, and this is now what you
would you want me to do? Get the toilet paper
for you too? I mean, which I would, of course,
I mean, and I would also peel your orange. But
I'm just saying, like, I.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
Think the toilet paper test is a better one than
the orange test. Yeah, that's wherever you're whoever, you're hanging
out with a friend, someone that you're interested in romantically,
at work, you just yell down the hall, could somebody come.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
In here and help me?
Speaker 5 (15:17):
Yeah, Victoria, you've given me toilet paper.
Speaker 4 (15:19):
Oh, I need to actually do the task, right, No,
that's yeah, that's next level. That's yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
I don't want to do that, but well that's what's
the point. That's why it's a test. You don't want
to do it, do you?
Speaker 3 (15:31):
So? Do you see any validity in the orange peel
test that if somebody peels an orange for you, it
means that they will do things for you and they
care about your needs.
Speaker 6 (15:40):
Yeah, I actually do, I see because because a peeling
an orange is quite frustrating. It can be because it's like,
oh and you got the little like white stuff on
the orange, and like do you get that off too?
And maybe there's a part of this test too, it's
like how welden you peel the orange? But I think
that if you had somebody, hey, Victoria, will you peel
this orange for me? And then I like, I'm gonna
do something else and you just go, which, by the way, Victoria,
(16:02):
you're making a big sting by this.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
I believe you would peel the orange. You'd be like, yeah, sure, whatever,
and then you would just do it.
Speaker 6 (16:07):
The idea I think here is you're testing is someone
gonna make a big deal about providing some support to
you or not?
Speaker 3 (16:13):
Okay, I think that that's a good points read as
how how how they react to it.
Speaker 6 (16:19):
Yeah, it's not really about the action itself. I don't
think it's about do they go, what, peel your own orange?
Or or do they go oh random?
Speaker 5 (16:26):
Sure, but if you gave me an orange, I wouldn't
want to peel it. Maybe I would, but that's but
that's the point. Nobody wants to do that, but because
they care about you, they do it. Yeah, but I
don't know if I actually would do it. But also,
if you.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
Can't like role play, Victoria, Okay, don't have me be
me because I know you'll say I'll eat the orange hole.
Speaker 4 (16:43):
Have me be Uh.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
My name is Terrence, so randomimett Terrence Howard Terrence. That's
a beautiful actor. Yes, I'm him, the guy from Hustle
and Flow and all those other things. Okay, I can't
do his impersonation, I'm but just imagine me as Terrence
out right now. Dang I look good. Hey, Victoria, could
you peel this orange for me? I'm Terrence Howard, why
can't you peel the orange? You wouldn't say that.
Speaker 4 (17:05):
I would not Terrence Howard, but.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
I was like if you can't him and like, hey,
I'm like really stressed, like I need twenty bucks. I'd
give you twenty bucks. But like so like I'll do
things that's very easy for you. But if I'm really
stressed and I need the orange peeled, why do you
the orange?
Speaker 5 (17:18):
Like why can't you peel it?
Speaker 8 (17:19):
Though?
Speaker 5 (17:20):
Like why do I have to peel it? Okay, so
for me, it's not always an orange peel. So as
a woman, you know your your your necklace is and
your jewelry gets tangled up.
Speaker 7 (17:27):
Huhuh.
Speaker 5 (17:27):
I have long nails. It's hard for me to do it.
So if a guy i'm dating comes up to me
even it's like I just need your help with this,
and they're happy to untangle all, I'll do that. That's
the same thing. That's like so sweet obvious.
Speaker 6 (17:39):
I think the reason this is a good test is
because the orange isn't it's that's obviously.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
A functional thing. You're gonna untangle your necklace. This is
this means you don't.
Speaker 4 (17:48):
Even think about it with the orange. Orange slides under
the radar. Yeah, this, you don't need it.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
The orange is, but it means nothing if you don't
peel it somebody.
Speaker 6 (17:55):
It's not about the peeling, it's about the reaction to
being asked to peel the orange for somebody, because it's annoying.
It means nothing, it has no value, it's not productive.
But will you do it for that person anyway? And
that's why the test works because if I hand you
an orange appel and you don't peel it, I cannot
rely on you my friends.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
Not true, because I'm just sarcastic and I'm going to
be annoying about it.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
Yes, but you will be sarcastic while you're peeling the orange.
Speaker 4 (18:18):
Habits. You're hanging out one day and I have a
heart attack and you need to call nine one one.
Speaker 5 (18:21):
I'll call it for you.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
Oh sorry, but what do you call your own?
Speaker 3 (18:25):
No?
Speaker 1 (18:26):
I give I look at the orange and be like,
oh not like, No, my nails aren't getting all messed
up for those?
Speaker 4 (18:32):
Yeah I could. He's doing the same thing with the phone.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
No, I'm not messing up my nails because I'll get
a new friend.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Hey, what's up? You have a theory?
Speaker 4 (18:42):
That you use on people.
Speaker 8 (18:44):
Hey guys, I'm dumbfounded that I didn't know about the
orange peel. This would have replaced something I've been doing
that is a long, like, very similar line since high school.
What do you do?
Speaker 4 (18:57):
I call it?
Speaker 8 (18:58):
I call it the hangars theory.
Speaker 4 (18:59):
Though the hanger I don't know. I mean I think
like hanger, like a clothes hanger.
Speaker 8 (19:05):
Well yeah, but let me this is what I do.
I think it's a longest similar along a similar line. Okay,
So when I was in high school, my girlfriends and
I used to like put stuff. It would start out
with a prank, just like put stuff in our noses
to see if like people would tell us, like, you
have a booger in your nose.
Speaker 5 (19:26):
So this orange peel would have saved me a lot
of trouble.
Speaker 8 (19:31):
I'm like, why didn't I know about the orange peel?
But yeah, so what I do?
Speaker 2 (19:37):
He'll do it.
Speaker 5 (19:38):
I'm twenty seven.
Speaker 4 (19:39):
Oh, like a hanger?
Speaker 5 (19:40):
Do you still put fake bies in your nose?
Speaker 1 (19:42):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (19:43):
Yeah, all right,
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