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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Can I take your order? I'm going to a tall.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Childs had a large black coffee large black cos Do
you mean AVENTI?
Speaker 3 (00:07):
No, I mean he means yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
The biggest one you've got venty is large.
Speaker 4 (00:12):
Is twenty Danny, Yeah, large is large.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
In fact, coll is large and grande is Spanish for large.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Anty's the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also
the only one that's Italian. Congratulations for stupid in three languages.
Have time for you versus Victoria. Your chance to battle
our own Victoria Ramirez in a by facious game of
trivia to see who will be the head of the
White House's tribute apartment. It is the most important job
(00:39):
in politics. Also your chance at Tate McCray tickets. And
let's meet our contestant for today, is you versus Victoria Patricia,
who created the newest martial arts craze of fun Fu.
It's like Kung Fu, but with EDM Music's Patricia such
an innovator. I'm I'm calling into to beat Victoria today.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
All right, beat you mean play.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
I'm gonna I'm gonna, I'm gonna win.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
I'm hoping. Anyways, love is confidence.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
We're gonna send Victoria out of the studio, Patricia. Game
is played like this. You got thirty seconds to answer
as many questions as possible. If you don't know one,
just say passed, and Victoria has to beat you outright
to win. Okay, okay, okay, Victoria is outside and here
we go. Trish. Can I call you Trish? Yeah? That's
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my name? Starts now? What is a haboo?
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Pah?
Speaker 4 (01:44):
The four forces of light are lift, drag, thrust, and what.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Oh a flight? Sorry?
Speaker 4 (01:54):
What is actor Timothy Shallomey's favorite TV show?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Right live?
Speaker 4 (02:01):
What country eats more macaroni and cheese than any other country?
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Did us?
Speaker 3 (02:07):
In?
Speaker 4 (02:07):
What decade did the Today Show have the Chimpanzee co host? Uh?
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Nineties? I don't know? All right, got that time? Victoria
back in the studio, So, Patricia, Other than creating the
newest martial arts craze of fun fu kung fu but
with em music, what else do you do?
Speaker 4 (02:30):
I actually am an it technician Oe smarty pants?
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Yeah? What do you do for fun? A? Gamble? It?
You want to put some money on if you're gonna
win or not? I met us so kwamee? So yeah, okay,
all right, Victoria is back in studio headphones on. Yep,
all right, Victoria, here we go. Okay, scary thirty seconds
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to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't
know when, just say pass and you have to beat
Tricia outright to win Victoria your time? What is a haboo?
Speaker 4 (03:13):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Pass?
Speaker 4 (03:16):
The four forces of flight are lift, drag, thrust and
what liftit?
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Trust? And pop?
Speaker 4 (03:26):
What is actor Timothy shallow May's favorite TV show? Uh? Friends?
What country eats more macaroni and cheese than any other country? America?
In what decade did The Today Show have a chimpanzee
co host? Two thousand? How many children does Celebrity Chefboard
and Ramsey have three?
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Okay, got that time. Let's send it on over to
the scoreboard and see how you guys did with our scoreboard.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Pretue, Brad, all right, fun food, Ninja Patricia, you got
zero correct, but so did Victoria.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Patricia. Congratulations, you were right.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
You won.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
You should have put money on it. Yeah, you beat Victoria,
so that means that you get to head to the
White House to become the head of the trivia department. Also,
you got yourself some Tate McCrae tickets. Congratulations, awesome, thank you.
Let's go over the answers with Nina. Okay.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
Haboob is a type of sandstorm. The four forces of
flight are lift, drag, thrust, and gravity.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
It sounds like a dance.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
Timothy challameag's favorite TV shows, The Office, Canada actually eats
more macaroni and cheese than we do.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Oh, I thought it was gonna be Italy.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
The Today's Show had a chimpanzee on in the fifties
and his name was Jay Fred Muggs fifties.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
And then chef Gordon Ramsay has six kids. Six Yeah. Wow,
everybody learned something today. But is that how you I'm
still stuck on a haboob.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Yep, that's how I said. Haboo what.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
Either a type of sandstorm?
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Now you have congratulations, Thank you for playing.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
Thanks again so much.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
You're welcome. You're welcome for the tame of great tickets
and also for learning the word haboob.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Today in our community, things like Grinder, it's usually got
a picture of a bloke with his top off taken
in his bathroom mirror, and I sort of knew it's
never going to work for me when I found myself
ignoring the person in the photograph and started judging him
instead on the bathroom. The abbreviations are confusing, isn't it,
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And now you put like gs o H.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
I thought she just worked at Great Ormondtrey Hospital.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
But also I think it's strange on dating profiles where
people are like, don't be over thirty, don't live up
home with your parents, have more than one friend. That's
not robecckette Like when people were their dating profile, I
sort of think, well, you know, come on, you wouldn't
be here if you had loads of options.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
That's true, it's the double show. The online dating world
rough scary place. It's hard well. A study done by
e Harmony just took a look at twelve thousand online
profiles to see which top ten words being used by
both men and women were the best ones when it
comes to finding dates. And there are six words that
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they narrowed down for women that they can have in
their profile that pretty much guarantees you'll get swiped on.
One of those words being the number one word that
you should have in your profile.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
If you're a guy or a girl.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
If you're a girl, okay, looking for a guy. On
the Harmony a Victoria. Yeah, any dating profile at all?
Are you listening to the show?
Speaker 4 (06:51):
No, I am. I haven't heard of E harmony, so
I know neither of I why they did this stuff.
Funny are out there different?
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Okay, funny of people will like a profile but has
funny And.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
I don't call the word funny.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
You call yourself funny. Oh you say you're funny.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
I think women definitely like to see that on men.
And actually, this is where my question comes in. Do
men really like funny women because or do you feel
like you need to be funnier than your women because
I'm funny, and I think that sometimes that's intimidating.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
I love it.
Speaker 5 (07:29):
Man.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
If I'm dating somebody and they crack me up that
I love it, yeah, because then I do funny for
a living too, So it's like, you know, yeah, I
think it's critical.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
It's critical to at least have a sense of humor,
a sense of humor and that and a lot of
guys when they say that they mean I think my
jokes are funny. I just not what I mean. What
I mean is be able to laugh at things that are,
you know, maybe not always right essentially funny, like obviously funny.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Just don't be serious all the time, you know, yeah,
you want to date a.
Speaker 6 (08:01):
Karen writing the word funny in your bio, Like, that's
I don't know if that's gonna.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
Get me, Like you can make me laugh, but that's
not gonna do anything for me. Did you write it
in your own bio?
Speaker 1 (08:11):
NIC's for you to get guys. Yeah, it's for women
to get men.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
The idea is, if you put funny in your profile,
we're gonna think that's a priority for you.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Oh, it must be true, she said it. Yes, let
me explain this one more time. We're going over a
list of the top words that women should have in
their dating profile if they want to attract men. That
was for the people in the back and Victoria Ramirez
in the sitting right.
Speaker 6 (08:39):
Next to know if that's like if I put that
in my bio, am I telling you hey, I'm funny?
Or if it's like me and be like, hey, I'm
looking for someone who is funny.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
It doesn't matter. These are trigger words. It's like, funny
is in yourself.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
You're looking for a guy that's funny, guy who thinks
these funnies and you be like swipe and every guy
thinks they're funny, so exactly.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
So, how do I know that you're actually funny?
Speaker 2 (08:59):
What if you're writing not about whether you like the
person or not, it's how to get more swipes?
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Should we start over?
Speaker 4 (09:05):
I think you should go on to.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Yeah, yeah, physically fit.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
Okay, Victoria, how does that work?
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Physically fit? If you have physically fit written in English
in whatever language you speak, and you want to date
someone that speaks the same language or reads it as well,
I'm not just actually explaining for Victoria. If you put
physically fit in your profile, there's a twenty two percent
chance that you'll get a lot of dates.
Speaker 4 (09:33):
I don't like that. No, No, I don't think that
you need to say physically fit. I think you can
say I like to hike, or I work out regularly,
or you can just post a picture. But to actually
be like, I'm physically fit.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Right, it's a little ridiculous if you're physically fit and
there's pictures that should show.
Speaker 4 (09:48):
But also it's based off of what you like to do, right,
Like that would be a sneaky way active. Yes, that
I appreciate more than physically fit, because that's a little
bit self done.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Yeah, it does kind of sound a little debaggy. Huh,
little meat heady.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Yeah, so you're trying to cut through the nonsense, right, Yeah,
so just put what you want in there.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
Sure you can, but that still comes off d baggy.
So if you don't mind that, then go ahead.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Yeah, I mean you'll get the swipes. Though. Spontaneous I
do know they're one of the top words that a
woman should have in their dating profile if they want
to get guys thirty percent.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
Really, but only if you are, because if you say
that and then something happens curvedball, that's so much anxiety.
Really be that.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
If you say you're spontaneous and then the restaurant changes
last minute and you freak out.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
I'm not that Probably it's.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Just about getting the swipe. You don't have to actually
go on the just got to get there first. Another
word is thoughtful. That's also thirty percent success rate. That's
too thoughtful in there.
Speaker 4 (10:49):
I like that too, But why do you have to
spell that out?
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Why it's spelled? Any of these appens? Most people are
not thought there's a lot of not thoughtful people out
of there.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
That's true. That's very actually, very true.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
And if you took the time to put in there.
I think that makes you thoughtful or a liar, either one.
Speaker 4 (11:04):
I'm kind of leaning towards that.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Ambitious is the other one. Oh yeah, thirty nine percent.
Speaker 4 (11:12):
You have to put that because I think people need
to know what they're getting into, because if that's not
for everybody, If you're an ambitious person, your partners, not
all partners are down for that. You know what I'm saying.
It's important to let you know.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
I think it's refreshing too, because a lot of girls
are like, just take care of me, right.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
Some some, but not all.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
That's the trend. I think that's why this word makes
some people will call themselves ambitious and not be that's true.
That's the same as thoughtful.
Speaker 4 (11:40):
So people can lie on all of it, right right.
Catfishing is real entrepreneur on somebody's instabio.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
I'm like, Okay, so you got a day job and
you're working on the other thing, which is fine, Which
is fine. The number one word that women should have
in their dating profile if you want to get the
most dates is the word sweet. Okay, I do, which
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surprises me. Honestly, I thought ambitious or funny would be
above sweet, but apparently sweet.
Speaker 4 (12:19):
I would think so too. What do you think of
when somebody says I'm sweet? I say that about myself
a lot, But that's different to you.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Guys.
Speaker 6 (12:28):
You can't like say like, I feel like these words
have them.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
Someone needs to tell you.
Speaker 6 (12:33):
You can't just come up and say like, oh my god,
like I'm very sweet.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
That's well you could put people tell me I'm sweet.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
And what if my bio says I'm a self proclaimed sweetheart?
Speaker 1 (12:49):
How do I know that's physically fit and a bit spontaneous.
I'm also very funny and thoughtful. Man, you must be
killing it on that side. Phone break out thins every
single hour. Hold on one second, one second, man, I
almost forgot hold on, Oh my gosh, Trida, pose you
never forgot?
Speaker 4 (13:08):
I did? I was so caught up in being a sweetheart.
This is the sweetest evolved. Yeah, this is a very
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Speaker 4 (13:50):
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