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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You're part of the League of Moron.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
It's time for another exciting round of you versus Victoria.
Glad you will be known as the valedictorian of the
world today.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
That's a lot of power. Is a lot of power
that will go to my head. Let's meet. At least
you're self aware. Watch out, guys. If I win today,
I'm going to be real annoying.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Let's meet our contestant today. Her name is Linda and
she is the nation's leading spelunker. She's plunked in all
fifty states.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
That's absolutely true. I am a slunk.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Oh what is the most extravagant spelunking you've done?
Speaker 3 (00:41):
You know, sometimes you find things you can slunk in
special places like doster oh.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Dumpster love, and that is from one of the nations.
I'm actually never see the city urbans plunker. That's urban's plunking.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
How I've managed to do it across all fifty states.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Impressive, Linda. That's We're gonna send Victoria out of the studio.
And Linda, obviously you're ready to play the game.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Victoria is the annihilate her.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
She does not get this title. It is not a thing.
I woke up late. I'm sicy this morning. Victoria. I'm sorry,
but I'm going forward to tell everybody how annoying I am.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
You're gonna do the Valorian of the World today. I
can tell Linda. Here we go. You have this window,
it's kind of loud. Your phone is hang one. Okay,
whoa wow, wow, we just got full Linda.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
I love it all right, Linda from my car to
my actual phone.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Oh okay, there we go. But magic impressive, Linda. You ready?
Speaker 2 (01:51):
You have thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible.
If we don't know when, just say passed, and you
have to beat Victoria outright to win.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Here we go. Your time starts now.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
What alcohol is used into Margaritagila? Twenty twenty three saw
a scandal named scandalval from.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
What TV show?
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Huh?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
What fruit is a pickle?
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Cucumber?
Speaker 4 (02:15):
How many days are in August thirty? What singer holds
the record for most Grammy nominations?
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Boo out? Okay, fance?
Speaker 1 (02:28):
What artist or band has the most number one hits ever?
Speaker 3 (02:33):
In?
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Tink? Okay? Got that in? On time? We'll bring Victoria
back into the studio. Linda. I think you did a
good job. Yeah, you know you're on fire today. Other
than a an urban spelunker, what else do you do, Linda,
what would you like the world to know about you?
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Well, honestly, I'm just a dental assistant. I really love
helping people fix their smiles. So that's pretty much like
the basics of what I do every day. But I'm
a mom too, and a grandma's But other than that,
I'm a huge show fan. Oh I listen every day,
you guys bring joy to my day.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
It's awesome. And it's not just a dental assistant. You're
like a sleeper one here. That is a good job
and a mom and all that stuff. There you go,
Linda Mibble.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
I recently told you that I played the clarinet poorly.
Oh yeah, guess what happened, as karma calling that joke
on your show, My kid took up the violin in orchestra.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
So oh, I'm so sorry. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
So you can feel the fruition of how that conversation
with you went and then what happened afterward. I thought
of you a lot.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
I see why you woke up late today too.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Yeah, practice late.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Victoria? You ready? Yes? Here we go thirty seconds to answer.
So many questions as possible. If you don't know when,
just say passed, Victoria, your time starts now? Okay? What
alcohol is used in a margarita? Tequila?
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Twenty twenty three saw a scandal named scandalval from what
TV show?
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Oh, oh, Bravo, Oh my gosh, oh my god.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
What fruit is a pickle? Okay?
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Work?
Speaker 4 (04:01):
How many days are in August? What singer holds the
record for most Grammy nomination? What artist or band has
the most number one hits ever?
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Oh, oh one direction?
Speaker 4 (04:11):
What English actor uses the name DJ Big Drid performs
as a DJ.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Oh I'm going to jump on that one.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
All right. Let's send it off over to score imboard
and see how you guys did with our scoreboard.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Producer Brad Victoria, you got three correct Oh yeah, I
mean Linda get correct well, dumpster splunker, Linda, you got
three correct as well, plus one for being a hero.
Congragt Hi breaker. No, Linda, guess what you are?
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Valedictorian of the World today, Victorious.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
So there you go. That's the right attitude. Let's go
over the answers. You guys both got this one right.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
Tequila is in a Margarita vander pump rules is skinned
of all.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Cucumber is a pickrel. There are thirty one days in August.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
Beyonce is the artist with the most Grammy nominations, the Beatles.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Linda did have that.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
The Beatles have twenty number one hits, of course, and Idris.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Elba is the DJ. Oh really, I didn't know that. Yeah,
that's what he is. I forgot did that guy man? Yeah,
his skin? I want to pet him. It looks like
but is it looks so smooth? I just wanted to hug.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Me, like Charlotte, how are you toss s?
Speaker 1 (05:48):
I know it doesn't make me too, And like he's
just demeanor too. He's just a big soft dude with
an accent to He's so much swag.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Congratulations, Linda, you will laugh at this, so you will show.
A tweet has gone viral from a woman named Jennifer Whartman,
and the tweet simply says, today I discovered my husband
has me and his phone as Jennifer Whartman.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
That's the last name.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
The tweet has gone viral people responding how they've been
saved in their significant other's phone. Some of the responses
are hilarious. We'll go over those in just a second.
Call us up though eight eight eight three four three
one o six one. Text in four one o six one.
What's the funniest contact you have in your phone? Or
how is your significant other saved in your phone? Hey,
Denisha to my significant others.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Hey, guys, Chain from Hell because we met in college
and it was an inside joke between us.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Hey, it's pain from Hell. Shane from Hell. Shame from Jane. Sorry,
Shane from Hell is calling you get an accident? They're like,
who do we call?
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Well, I kept it that way, so yeah, it's just
like a cute old joke.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
So I think having the first last name of your
significant other, like it was a business person or like
a random contact in your phone is kind of weird.
Like if I went there and it was my name,
jubil Fresh would be like, are we even together?
Speaker 1 (07:09):
No emoji? Nothing?
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Thanks for your phone called the nature. Call us up
eighty eight three four three one six one. Text in
four one of six one.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
I'm talking about a tweet that has gone viral from
a wom named Jennifer Warman. It says, today i'scovered my
husband has me in his phone as Jennifer Ortman.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
And there's been a bunch of replies to it. Another
woman replied and said, I have the full name for
my husband, which I finally changed from Okay Cupid Guy
number three after five years in a marriage.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
It was still Okay Cubid Guy number three. I would
have never changed it. I would have just left it there,
my husband. Do you immediately think, wait, who's one and two? Yeah?
Exactly number three? Is it because I won? Or is
it just because those other guys are pout out number?
The third option?
Speaker 2 (07:52):
You one, honey eight eight eight three four three six
one text in four one of six one.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
How is your significant other saved in your phone? Nina?
Do you save people on your phone? Yeah? Seking weird ways, Yeah,
I do.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
So.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
I have noodles in my phone, I have like a
little squid in my phone, and I have a serial
killer in my phone. Oh those are all dates that
I've been on, and that was how I was able
to remember them. But the last yeah, because he really
gave me serial killer vibes. I thought he was going
to chop me into little pieces. But the last guy
I dated, I used just emojis. It was like a
little whale emoji, little hard eye emoji while whale.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
You know it's a slim it gets excited. Okay three eight? Wow?
Exactly was up?
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Man?
Speaker 2 (08:39):
How's your significant other saves in your phone? Or whoever
saved in your phone? I'm just thinking about the whales.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
That's my favorite emoji. I've got my wife staves.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
In my phone. I've got my wife staying in my phone.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Is infected infected?
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Yeah yeah, because back when covid was like super big
and popular, she got she got COVID. I was free
and clear.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
So I told her it was either that or something else.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
That's what she's the infected now, patient zero love Zach,
thank you for your phone call. I like how you
phrased it. When COVID was popular, you know, BA covid
thought it was so cool. Yeah, hey Annica, Yeah, how's
your significant other saving your phone?
Speaker 3 (09:24):
I have him in my phone under specty and under
that from when we started dating, and I just never
changed it. But I have to tell you a funny story.
This is why I actually called because I had an
exit had me in his phone under liar.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Calling, and how I found out one day.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
As I called and I was like, I can't find
my phone, call my phone. He called him and shout
up lying, and I was like, look, you know that's
what my mom won't know that she on the phone.
She doesn't like.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
You, My god, that's what I wow, it's funny, you
know what.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
That's actually interesting when you break up with somebody, right,
or if someone that you are close with and then
you weren't anymore, what do you change it to after
block blocker?
Speaker 1 (10:10):
You're not answer Gabby? Who does social media? You have
a friend that puts headstones? What does she do? Yeah,
when someone does her dirty, she changes the contact name
to a little gravestone and then she'll post.
Speaker 4 (10:21):
About it and say that the cemetery is fill enough.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
That's awesome. That's a great idea. I want to do that.
It's really funny.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Call us eight and eight three four three six one
text in four one o six one. What is the
funniest contact you have saved in your phone?
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Do you do this? Jubil? Yeah? Oh yeah. I give
everybody a nickname. Pretty much everybody in this room has
a nickname. Oh great, what's fine? Well, actually you don't.
Victoria is just Victoria Ramirez. I thought that I said it.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
I was like, wait a second, Well that's it's just
Victoria Ramirez on yours.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
That's cool. Producer Brad is Brad mister pushback Nolan.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Because he's We were in a meeting one time and
our boss Brad was doing nothing. Brad was literally doing nothing.
He was just trying to add to the conversation so
I could deal without all the pushback Brad, and I
was like sitting there like I didn't see any kind
of I didn't see a push forward or back. I
just saw a guy trying to help out. I don't
know what's going on. Nina has saved in my phone
(11:16):
as Nina something that rhymes with weakness.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
As because my friends used to call me that in
high schools man man. Then ju Will liked it. Hey Christian,
well it's not a significant other. Here's my mother and
I have her down as spawn Point. It's like video
games and stuff. That's great. That should be actually the
new name.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
For her mom, the spawn Point.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Thank you for