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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time for America's favorite game show, You Versus Victoria,
where you battle our own Victoria Ramireus to see if
you can beat her in a game of trivia and
be known as lad Trivia all day long.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Who's ready to play You Versus Victoria?
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Me?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Well, let's meet our first contestant. His name is Jay.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
And when Jay's not gardening, his day job is the
top ox massager in the nation. He's even published his
first series, Ox Massaging for Dummies. Comp These big beasts
work hard, massaging them is even harder. He's got strong
yet soft hands. Everybody say hi to Jay. Hi Jay.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Everybody very hard to get those muscles loosened up.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Yes, and his do you have a massage humans or
only oxes?
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Definitely?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Yeah. He laughed because that was a stupid question. All right,
are you ready to play?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Jay?
Speaker 3 (00:56):
I'm ready? How about you guys?
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Yes, Raddy, I'm ready to hear you play? And Victoria
is about to leave the studio. Victoria is now getting ready.
She's leaving the studio. The game is played like this.
You have thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say passed and you
have to beat Victoria outright to win.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Are you ready?
Speaker 3 (01:12):
I am ready.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Here we go. Okay, your time starts now.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
What is the color of the most poisonous frog in
the world?
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Green?
Speaker 4 (01:22):
What is the national sport of Japan? Which condiment was
used as medicine during the eighteen thirties?
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Gotcha?
Speaker 4 (01:31):
In the state of Georgia, it's illegal to eat what
with a fork?
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Hot dogs?
Speaker 4 (01:37):
How many bones do we have in an ear?
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Two?
Speaker 2 (01:42):
True or false?
Speaker 4 (01:44):
Halloween originated as an ancient Irish festival.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Both okay, got that in.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
We'll bring Victoria back into the studio. Jay, Other than
ox massaging, what else do you do?
Speaker 2 (01:54):
What's your actually at home father to my two and
a half month old son.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
And I am currently doing a split sleep with my wife,
so that way we're not losing sleep.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Oh you're a sweetheart, aren't you? Jay?
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Man?
Speaker 3 (02:09):
I try to be the best I can to my wife.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
That's dopere. You have a lucky wife and alecta son.
What's your new kid's name? Sounds weird the way I said.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
My new kids name is Oscar Cornelius Weatherford.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
When he was born.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Yeah, that's right. I love the middle name Cornelius. By
the way, that's dope too. That's so cool, all right.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
I really appreciate that we're trying to go for something debonair.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
It is debir.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
He is going to have to use all three of
those names throughout his life no matter what.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Hello, Cornelius, I'm in third grade.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
I'd like my pencil. Now here we go, Victoria, your
time starts now.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
What is the color of the most poisonous frog in
the world?
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Green?
Speaker 4 (02:56):
What is the national sport of Japan baseball? Which condiment
was used as medicine during the eighteen thirties, Oh, a
salt in the state of Georgia, it's illegal to eat what.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
With a fork? A peach?
Speaker 4 (03:12):
How many bones do we have in an ear?
Speaker 2 (03:14):
What you were fallen?
Speaker 4 (03:16):
Halloween originated as an ancient Irish festival. True, I didn't
like those questions, obviously.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
How many buzzers? Why ask me some stuff like that?
It's a hard question.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
What kind of question is that?
Speaker 2 (03:32):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
We'll find out the answer to it in just a second, though.
But let's go to the scoreboard with our produce of
bread and.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Ox, massager and nobleman maker. Jay got one correct?
Speaker 4 (03:43):
Oh, okay, Okay, good job, we got.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Victoria got one correct? Whoah one because you're questioning my
skills minus one figure, Jay, you won. Victoria now has
negative negative points.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Also, she got distracted and just her condiment was like,
oh yum wait, what did.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
I actually get right?
Speaker 1 (04:14):
What? Right? Find out question Victoria. Let's find out and
send it over to Nina. She's got the answers.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Yellow is the color of the most poisonous frog in
the world. Sumo wrestling is the national sport of Japan.
Kasha was a condiment used as medicine during the eighteen thirties,
though I do believe that salt was also used at
some point in time.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Salt is not a condom.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
In the state of Georgia. It's illegal to eat fried
chicken with a fork.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
I thought that educated to eat peach with the hands.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
There's three bones, I mean, right, and then it is true.
Halloween was originated in an ancient Irish festival.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Wow, yeah, good time something today.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Yes, we did love congratulations Jay? Yeah you have you
know you should call the show pretty much every day. Jay,
you sign us pictures of your kid. I need to
see the little kid. So Oscar Cornelius Weatherford. Every time
you take a picture of him, does it come out
in black and white? And he's wearing a suit?
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Well, we do have a we do have like a
bow tie suit for him.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
So yeah, all right, well you tell Oscar Cornelius Weatherford.
We said, have a great day, sir, and.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
He's hearing you. He's in the truck with me. So
he said thank you, and you too.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Yeah, in perfect English. Already thanks Jay, We'll play you
versus Victoria tomorrow same time.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
The dule show. You need to hear this, it's the
Jewel Show.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Scientists have finally found the answer to one of life's
biggest questions. And I'm not over exaggerating. Think of some
of the biggest questions in life we have. Am I
being ghosted? Or are they breadcrumbing me? Or well I
slow faded them, but now are they soft launching me?
You know, tough questions like that. But one of life's
hardest questions to answer is how can I get as
(06:02):
drunk as possible and not have a hangover?
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Really?
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Is it really is?
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Well guess what, now you can check this out. You
might be able to get drunk without a hangover because
a synthetic alcohol called alcohorel.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Well what is it? Then?
Speaker 1 (06:16):
It's an alcohol, but it's synthetic. But a company in
the UK hopes to start selling it by twenty twenty six.
They have to wait a little bit, but they say
it doesn't have any negative health effects. It will get
you drunk just like alcohol, and you won't have a hangover.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
That's probably what they said about alcohol when it first
came out.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
I don't take it outside of that.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Yeah, synthetic alcohol.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Also check this out.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Now that space tourism has become a thing, the two
hundred and fifty mile High Club is also becoming a thing. Nice,
but experts are saying that you should be safe if
you plan on doing that up in space.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
I love that that's one of the first things that
they chose to investigate. Right, I'm going to send people
to the Moon. They better be able to.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Do go to the zero gravity effects on this it's
like a swing with It's exactly why I said.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
That's exactly why I said that aliens don't want us
up in space because humans are caveman.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Look at us.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
We just want to blow everything up and pump.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
Can you imagine if they send people up there and
they start finding aliens and then like pump it.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Yes, that's all we want to know.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
True, we're going to go to space, but we got
to make sure we have enough explosives.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
And also is it safe to do it up there
because we can't go any.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
But their main concern is that somebody could get pregnant
if they do that in space, because they say even
a day or two of radiation up there could harm
a fertilized egg.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Oh but won't they just like be more commodated to
life up there. No, maybe it'd be a superhero, I
think so. I think. Guess how Superman was radiation and stuff?
Spider Man definitely true?
Speaker 1 (07:50):
So is that it really bad? In fact, just more
proof of ultimate human behavior.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Super it would just be a super big I know,
I know, we don't have any projections, but it don't
just be a super baby. Let's have a super baby. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
I'm pretty I'm pretty sure I can't get anybody pregnant anyway,
you know, they say until they do another thing.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
This is a weird thing.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
But a I recently found an asteroid and the asteroid
is described as the size of one hundred and eighty
two beavers.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Yeah, who measured that? I have no idea. It's so weird.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Yeah, what are you doing? I don't know why they've
decided to measure it in beaver's. But it's supposed to
be like the most intelligent thing in the world.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Yeah, you picked this little thumper.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
That thing's got to be at least one hundred and
eighty two beavers big. And you know, I think you're
gonna like this news a lot because Ozimpic, that's the
weight loss drug that you've been talking about that people have, right, right.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
What right?
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Right?
Speaker 2 (09:00):
I love that. I'm gonna love this one. I just
know because you've been talking about it, because I've.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
Asked you with trying to find me some on the street.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
She was like I find anything.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
I was like, cool, can you go get that ozempic?
Speaker 2 (09:11):
And I haven't been able to find it. But actually
I'm really.
Speaker 4 (09:14):
Glad because since then ozembic face and all the things
with ozembic isn't necessarily good for you.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
But anyway, so I don't know much about ozimpic, so
to explain it again.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
Ozembic is something that they've said that a lot of
people in Hollywood have been taking but I think it's
a drug for diabetes.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
Yeah, that's what it is. That makes sense.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
Yeah, people are supposed to take it if they need it,
but somehow somebody figured out how to make it a hack.
But these people have been losing weight at such drastic rates.
They now have something called ozempic face, like their face
is just super skinny and saggy. Or like my one
friend told me her friend got it and she was
freaking out and totally regrets it because right when she
stopped taking it, all of her weight came right back, okay,
and so then she'd have to stay on ozempic forever
(09:48):
just to stay like that size.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
I don't know. It's not healthy. Guys, just let's not
do it. What about we Govy.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
It's another drug made by the same company that makes ozempic.
It also helps people lose weight. It also can cut
heart attack and stroke by twenty percent. Say so, insurance
companies might be covering both of those things soon.
Speaker 5 (10:03):
Well that's a product out there. Mant No, No, it's
not bad for you, not at all.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
It actually cuts heartbreak and stroke WRIS by one hundred
and eighty two.
Speaker 4 (10:19):
Beavers, you stop taking it, You're going to gain one
hundred and eight with you