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November 3, 2023 11 mins

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Stop.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
This is a grandma in England who's upset because she
got a wheelchair as a gift.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
I don't know, you don't want to, but I aint
going on plenty me chack.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Keep that in mind for your holiday gift giving. Maybe
don't give your grandma a wheelchairs. You might not like
it noted. That's from the internet, and the Internet teaches
us a lot of things. The Internet can teach you
all about how many conspiracies.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
You should be paying attention to. True.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
It can also teach you which friends you should stop
being friends with based on how many conspiracies they pay
inn And finally, there's some actual useful information on the
Internet thanks to a thread that's going viral called I
was today years old when I learned Blank. The answers
are not only funny and informative, but they'll also have
you going say. There's a lot of trippy things on

(01:07):
this list, so let's go over some of the things
of I was today years old when I learned blank.
I was today years old when I learned that the
KFC Twitter account only follows eleven people, the five Spice
girls and six guys named Herb. I don't get it
why though, the eleven herbs and spices. Yeah, the secret recipe.

Speaker 4 (01:27):
Yeah, KFC.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
That is some of these companies have such great marketers
behind it. They just do little jokes like that that
you don't even realize unless you really look into it.
There's also one that says, I was today years old
when I found out about donkey nannies, Like, what.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
Do you mean?

Speaker 5 (01:42):
What is a donkey nanny?

Speaker 2 (01:45):
Donkeys that are used in Italy to transport newborn lambs
down from the mountains for seasonal grazing. Cute donkey nannies.
An actual donkey that's a nanny and it is super cute.
There's a picture of it, and it's a donkey with
this saddle on, but the saddle has a little on
the side and there's about six little lambs sitting in
this little satchel. He's got a lamb satchel on. I

(02:07):
want a lamb sack. I want a donkey nanny and
a lamb sanchel. Hello, Corey.

Speaker 6 (02:11):
I didn't know that like eighty percent chance of it raining. Man,
It's one hundred percent raining somewhere, just not where you're at.
I thought it meant like eighty percent chance. They were
just going to rain in the world or something like that.

Speaker 4 (02:24):
That's what I thought too, Are you sure?

Speaker 6 (02:26):
Yeah, Basically it's raining somewhere, but only at eighty percent
of the place.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
I don't know if that's true.

Speaker 5 (02:31):
I think it's is an eighty percent chance it will rain,
not that eighty percent coverage.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
Yeah, I think so. I was today years old when
I realized, who cares about paying attention to the weather?
I know anything about it. Thanks for your phone call, Corey.
We're going over a threat that's going viral of I
was today years old when I learned blank.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
Here's another one.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
I was today years old when I found out screwdriver
handles are designed to put a wrench on it to
help you loosen tight screws.

Speaker 4 (02:56):
I think I knew that. Wait, pretty sure I knew that.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
I did not know that. I just learned that right now.
Whoa cool game changer. There's a picture of it. Yeah,
if you put them around, part of a wrench on
the screwdriver thing it made to fit the screwdriver so
you can.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
Oh, man, I've wasted so much time. I was today years.

Speaker 4 (03:17):
Old and I realized how many hours I've.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
Wasted and how many cuss words I've said trying to
screw something in or out that I could have done
that and it would have gone so much quicker.

Speaker 5 (03:24):
I'm literally picturing myself in the past wrapping a leather
strap around a screwdriver so I had more leverage and I.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
Could have just used Yes, there's a lot of people
right now going I could have just used the wrench.
Going over a list that's going viral of things I
learned when I was today years old. It says I
was today years old when I realized a butt load
is an actual measurement?

Speaker 4 (03:46):
What?

Speaker 3 (03:47):
Yes, it really is.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
English wine cask units are, so there are different ones.
There's a pin ferkin' kilder can and it goes up.
A tim is the biggest u size of gallons and leaders.
So you'd say tim load in an English wine casket, Yes,
a tim load, and the one below that is a
butt What in English wine cast units a buttload? Is

(04:11):
it actual measurement? Bush came first? That buttload or the
other butt load had to have.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
Been that one, right? There's yeah, old, definitely wow.

Speaker 4 (04:20):
So tim load? What is it called?

Speaker 5 (04:22):
Again?

Speaker 3 (04:22):
Himself?

Speaker 2 (04:23):
Tim is the top one in English winecast units, but
is the second a butt load is an actual measurement.

Speaker 3 (04:31):
How much is a buttload? Exactly?

Speaker 2 (04:32):
So you can know next time if you've got an
actual butt load, it's one hundred and thirty six gallons
or four hundred and seventy seven leaders or half of
a tym load.

Speaker 3 (04:41):
Oh my goodness, one.

Speaker 4 (04:42):
Day somebody is gonna say thank you for listening to
the show because they're gonna end up on Jeopardy. Yeah,
I know what a butt load is.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
There's another one that says I was today years old
when I found out Harvest mice like to crawl inside
flowers to eat the pollen and sometimes fall asleep inside
the flower, And there's pictures of it. It's the most
adorable thing I've ever seen in my life.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
There's just little tiny mouse mouse is or mice. Can
we be sleeping in flowers?

Speaker 5 (05:07):
Can we get a picture of this up on the
Jewel Show Social com We definitely should.

Speaker 4 (05:12):
It's like a little sleeping bag.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
Yeah, it's the cutest thing I've ever seen in my life.

Speaker 3 (05:17):
Oh my goodness, google it.

Speaker 4 (05:20):
They're really just sleeping in those flowers.

Speaker 7 (05:22):
Harvest mice tulips make the perfect The one looks like
he's holding onto it like a petal, like a little blanket,
and he's sleeping on his side.

Speaker 4 (05:32):
He's a side sleepers. That's so cute.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
That amount of cute, that's more than a buttload of
cute right there. She should not be allowed. You can
go check it out at the Jewel Show if you
want to see it.

Speaker 3 (06:01):
Join the crowd into double should to be stupid.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
It is our motto and a sign for America's favorite
trivia game, You Versus Victoria, where you get to battle
our own Victoria Ramirez in a game of trivia to
see who gets the honor of being King of the
Trivia Monkeys for the day.

Speaker 3 (06:17):
I know that, I know you want that, Victoria. I
want to be Queen of the Trivia Monkeys, be king.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
Sure, oh you're looking for I'm Queen of the Trivia
Monkeys and I'm looking for my king.

Speaker 3 (06:30):
Cool.

Speaker 2 (06:31):
Let's meet today's contestant in You versus Victoria, Leslie. She
also wants to be Queen of the Trivia Monkeys. Leslie,
do you already have a king or are you looking
for a King of the trivia.

Speaker 3 (06:40):
Monkeys as well?

Speaker 4 (06:41):
I do already have a king.

Speaker 8 (06:43):
Okay, lets you don't need a brag more equipped to
be queen and you can make some trivia royalty later on.
You need a king to be a queen, exactly, Thank you.
All right, let's just keep it with the trivia. This
is one of those debates is gonna go viral on
the internet and arguing for a while. All right, Leslie,
are you ready to take on Victoria?

Speaker 6 (07:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (07:03):
I'm ready.

Speaker 8 (07:04):
Let's go.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
Heay, Victoria is going to leave the studio. Game is
played like this. You have thirty seconds to answer as
many questions as possible. If you don't know when, just
say pass, and Victoria has to beat you outright to win.

Speaker 3 (07:14):
Here we go. Your time starts now.

Speaker 4 (07:20):
Name the list. The last winner of the Voice path
has no idea how many feet are in a mile?

Speaker 6 (07:30):
Five?

Speaker 4 (07:33):
Keep calm and carry on is the slogan of which nation?

Speaker 6 (07:39):
I don't know?

Speaker 1 (07:40):
Pat?

Speaker 4 (07:40):
What is Beyonce's middle name?

Speaker 6 (07:45):
Queen?

Speaker 4 (07:45):
I don't know which musicians? Start in the Hunger Games
movie series, A few questions?

Speaker 2 (07:53):
Okay, got that in on time, We'll bring Victoria back
into the studio. While she's walking back in. This is
the time on every game show where they get to
know the contestants. So the audience roots for them, bleslie,
What is something that you would like the audience to
know about you so they root for you to win?

Speaker 3 (08:06):
I am a.

Speaker 4 (08:07):
Third generation hairstylist and salon owner. Amazing.

Speaker 2 (08:11):
What's the name of your salon? The scissors cuts hair?
You hit people in the head with rocks. I love
that you're head rocks. Hold down the paper that you
take the reservations on. I get it, Victoria?

Speaker 3 (08:32):
Are you ready?

Speaker 4 (08:33):
Ready?

Speaker 3 (08:34):
All right? Your time starts now?

Speaker 4 (08:38):
Name the last winner of the voice. Oh, I don't
know past. How many feet are in a mile? Wait?
What keep calm and carry on is the slogan of
which nation? Literally everywhere? What is Beyonce's middle name?

Speaker 6 (09:03):
Marie?

Speaker 4 (09:04):
Which musicians? A great guest? I starred in the Hunger
Games movie series? But you, bro, you gotta listen. I
wasn't listening what musicians that you said?

Speaker 3 (09:14):
I distracted?

Speaker 4 (09:15):
You Give me a second. I'm wait, I know, wait,
I watched the movie Hunger Games.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
I know.

Speaker 4 (09:20):
I'm thinking. I told you my friend wasn't working. No, I
feel like that's what she says every time, just so
we think she's smart. No, but you are smart. I
didn't mean that.

Speaker 2 (09:30):
I feel like she should get I feel like she
should get points for her first answer.

Speaker 3 (09:36):
What many feed her a mile?

Speaker 1 (09:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (09:39):
I was impressed, I swear I know that. I just can't.
So we gave up on the Hunger Games.

Speaker 3 (09:47):
Send it over to the scoreboard, yes, Victoria.

Speaker 4 (09:50):
Yeah, I give up on.

Speaker 3 (09:51):
Send it over to the scoreboard. See you guys did
with producer bread. Leslie, you got one correct? Good job,
because Victoria got zero.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
Congratulations, Leslie, you did it here. God, here's a queen
of trivia, queen of all the trivia monkeys.

Speaker 3 (10:07):
Today, let's go over the answers.

Speaker 4 (10:12):
Also right, Bryce Leatherwood is the name of the last
winner of the Voice. There are five and eighty feet
in a mile. I was not going to get the key.
Keep Calm and carry On is the slogan of Britain
and Beyonce's middle name is Giselle.

Speaker 3 (10:33):
Oh wait, thought Marie was a great guest. It is
a very common middle name.

Speaker 4 (10:36):
It's mine.

Speaker 3 (10:38):
It is a good name, very common.

Speaker 4 (10:40):
Ed Nique Okay, Lenny Kravitz was in the Hunger Games?
What when?

Speaker 2 (10:46):
What?

Speaker 6 (10:47):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (10:47):
Okay, I've ever seen the movies.

Speaker 4 (10:49):
What I have? But where you can't argue because this
was what the answers are who what? Who was he?
I don't know. I didn't see the movie, Victoria. Yes,
I saw two of them.

Speaker 3 (10:59):
Oh dude in the leather paints.

Speaker 4 (11:01):
Oh he died in case you haven't seen it.

Speaker 3 (11:06):
Yeah, let's not spoil it. Learn year old movie. I
think it's fine if something would happen.

Speaker 8 (11:12):
Then if you know one who died in the end,
like I almost cried when.

Speaker 3 (11:17):
He died, Leslie, do you know if he died.

Speaker 4 (11:21):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (11:22):
Oh yeah, you said he didn't watch it.

Speaker 4 (11:24):
Oh dang it.

Speaker 3 (11:25):
I think we have time right now, Leslie, would you
go watch it real quick? And there were
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