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November 9, 2023 14 mins

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
There's a clown inside the inside the house right now?

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Do you know who it is? No? Is there anybody
else in the.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
Inside with him?

Speaker 3 (00:10):
My friend's Karen.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Okay, did you get here?

Speaker 1 (00:14):
Please?

Speaker 4 (00:15):
We're okay, we're playing a joke.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
Sorry.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
They Oh okay, yeah, they called lad daughter had.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
A friend of the phone.

Speaker 4 (00:23):
I'm sorry that audio of a parent trying to scare
their kids on Halloween, the kid doing the right thing
and calling nine one one?

Speaker 3 (00:32):
What are you doing? Your maniac?

Speaker 1 (00:33):
You got to be proud of that moment.

Speaker 4 (00:35):
Yeah, you do read the room a little bit. All right,
Now that I have your attention, I really need to
get your attention. There's an alarming trend that's been happening
at the happiest place on Earth show you. So much
so that Disney has had to an issue a statement
asking people not to do something at their theme parks.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
In Aladdin, I'm just going to the right now karaoke.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
Disney has had to ask people.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
Open your eyes.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
To stop.

Speaker 4 (01:12):
This is disturbing what I'm about to say. That's why
I'm moving slow, shocking and disturbing. Yeah, it has opened
up a whole new world. Disney has asked people to
stop going number two in line because people are waiting

(01:35):
so long for rides, they're literally going to the bathroom
right there and then just walking by it.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
Yes, you can't put this song on right after that.
Doesn't know, you're so clear that your lines are too long, Disney.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Why like, why are people doing it anyway?

Speaker 3 (02:01):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (02:03):
There's nothing I would wait and long in line for
that long where I would do that.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
I would get out of line.

Speaker 4 (02:08):
I'd have somebody hold my spot, even if I had
to pay them to hold my spot, to go find
a bathroom.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
So many things that you can do the don't involve
squatting in line.

Speaker 4 (02:17):
To former Disneyland custodial team workers have written it in
unsavory book about Disneyland and working there called Cleaning the
Kingdom Insider Tales of Keeping Waltz Dreams Spotless. I want
to read, Oh wow, I bet you that is fascinating. Yes,
in the chapter called Disgusting Things, the chapter, yeah, the

(02:43):
whole chapter in the book called Disgusting Things. And the
former cast members custodians at Disney revealed that they have
a code for this. It's called human Code. H. So,
if you're ever at Disney, a lot of people are
going to be going to Disney soon for the Hall
of Days. People have to go there for you know,
the holiday break, and you see an employee walk by

(03:04):
and it's like.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
We got a human code.

Speaker 4 (03:05):
H run get out of the same part. That means
somebody literally pood in line. I'm not in it on
themselves like they went in And there is also a
threads on Reddit where people are talking about it literally
witnessed this happen.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
Why do you like clean yourself up?

Speaker 5 (03:25):
There are so many, so many stopping points on that road,
Like you're standing in line and you're like, oh, my tummy,
and then you're like, oh, okay, well and then I'm
just gonna undo my belt, I'm gonna open my pants,
I'm gonna pull my pants down. Now I'm in public,
I'm gonna now pull my underwear down, and I'm just
gonna let it rip.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
This is just furthering my concern for interpersonal communication, because
if you could look at the person in front of
you or behind you and say, excuse me, do you
mind just holding my place in line for a second,
and then you go to the bathroom and you come
right back. Instead, you don't want to have an awkward
conversation with the person in front of you or behind
you because you're afraid they're gonna do something and you're
just gonna go to the bathroom instead. You guys, it's

(04:04):
okay to talk to people. Sometimes they're not always nice, though,
I was.

Speaker 5 (04:07):
Gonna say, they'll be like no.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
Also, so many twists and turns in the lines.

Speaker 4 (04:13):
If you got out of line and it started moving,
it would be so hard to get back there because
people wouldn't let you through either.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
This is supposed to be the happiest place on earth.
Why is everybody angry?

Speaker 4 (04:22):
That's just marketing because they're they're holding it there. A
lot of people are holding in the poos for a
long time. I guess that's probably why they're so angry.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
Don't you plan for that? Because I know when I
get on a plane, okay airplane, you know you're going
on a long flight. I don't drink a lot of water,
and I make sure everything is taken care of so
I don't have to go to the bathroom on the
plane as much as possible. Because when you plan for
a line, it's the same concept. I didn't be there
for a few hours, just like, don't do it.

Speaker 4 (04:46):
We're talking about a new book that has come out
called Cleaning the Kingdom Insider Tales of Keeping Waltz, Dreams Spotless.
Two former Disneyland custodial workers wrote the book, and they've
revealed that people going number two in line because the
lines are so long is such a common thing that
they have a code for it, human code h And

(05:06):
there's posts on Reddit where people are talking about this.
Somebody actually did it in the moment they said I'm
in line, and someone just took their pants down and
went on the floor and then they just walked by
and left.

Speaker 3 (05:20):
And just left it there. This is how we can
find psychopath right.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
I hate judging people, right, Like you want to see
the good and everything, but if you are a pooper
on the ground like that, I am judging you.

Speaker 3 (05:31):
It's not okay. It's not okay.

Speaker 4 (05:34):
And somebody commented on that on Reddit and said, I
work at Disney And here's a fun fact. This happens
at least three times a day day.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
Wait, are talking disney Land or Disney World? Probably more
at World.

Speaker 4 (05:48):
Yeah, cleously, it's bigger, lines are longer, there's more people there.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
Does it say like which town or which part of
the park has the most activity.

Speaker 4 (05:56):
I wish it did because I wanted to stay away
from because I know if you were on I don't know,
if you're about to go on Space Space Mountain, right, yeah?
And I look down and be like, there's no horses
in Space Mountain. There's also no horses in this line.
Where did that come from?

Speaker 3 (06:12):
Doesn't look like yeah, wait a second, is this how
they do it in the future.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
I'm like, sad.

Speaker 3 (06:20):
Do you think it's shocking? It's crazy.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
It's not sad too.

Speaker 3 (06:23):
I feel like it's so sad.

Speaker 5 (06:24):
Well, to be fair, Disney just could just throw up
some bathrooms.

Speaker 4 (06:27):
Well yeah in lines? Yeah yeah, Wow, that's a good
problem solving.

Speaker 3 (06:32):
You're right, you're right. If they put bathrooms in the line, I'm.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
All mad at people. But like Disney knows this is
the problem, then why didn't.

Speaker 5 (06:38):
They if they took the time to sit down, have
a staff meeting about what should we call this code?

Speaker 3 (06:43):
Yeah, but they couldn't put up a bathroom or two.
I'm sure they.

Speaker 4 (06:46):
Could put some pot in the line, you know, something
they can make them look like we're judging everybody putting
in line.

Speaker 3 (06:53):
It's really, Disney, you should be judged. I apologize.

Speaker 4 (06:57):
It's perfect if you put in line at because probably
just based on numbers and statistics, somebody listening right now
is a line tower.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
Would you please be honest and just call us?

Speaker 3 (07:07):
Please?

Speaker 1 (07:08):
What's our phone number again?

Speaker 4 (07:09):
Eight eight three four three one to sixty one? Also,
no judgment, man, that's not on you. Don't carry that
around because I'm sure you've been walking around with that
shame for a while. That's Disney's fault. They should have
put a bathroom for you. Now, I want more people
to do it because if.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
Enough people do it, they'll have more bathrooms.

Speaker 4 (07:23):
They will put bathrooms in line. So I think it's
a jubile show trip to Disney.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
Absolutely. Now you guys we.

Speaker 4 (07:30):
Have that plug red double show trip to Disney, and
that's it's a protest basically to get bathroom.

Speaker 3 (07:39):
No, you would do it too. That's mean.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
Do a lot of things with you, But that's not
it's not I'll do it all right, sweet like any
listeners that want to come with us, would it will stay?

Speaker 3 (07:50):
It's a spread.

Speaker 4 (07:51):
You know they do sit ins when they protest, they
do like sit ins and stuff.

Speaker 3 (07:55):
This will be a squat in.

Speaker 5 (07:57):
Yeah, and we'll sell Mickey Mickey themed diapers yep, fifty
a piece, and.

Speaker 3 (08:01):
We will get bathrooms in line for the line pooter.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
Are you doing a Victoria? Absolutely not. I'll be on
the rides.

Speaker 3 (08:07):
I'm gonna be testing all everything and getting people to
go with y'all all right, you know if you're.

Speaker 4 (08:12):
Interested to hit us up at the Jubile show on
Instagram texting four one oh six to one.

Speaker 3 (08:16):
Let's get some lines in the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
Busy flash bombs no more, it's flashprooper.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
You know what's weird about your quizes, Katie, is that
all the work is right and just the answers are wrong.
I know that having a boyfriend may seem like the
most important thing in the world right now, but you
don't have to dumb yourself down to get guys to
like you.

Speaker 3 (08:35):
It's time for you versus Victoria.

Speaker 4 (08:38):
Your chance to battle our own Victoria Ramirez in a
game of trivia to see if you get to be
the bell of the ball at this year's Home Depot
Trivia Gala.

Speaker 3 (08:50):
I really won't wait for it. It's coming up soon.

Speaker 4 (08:52):
Also, Jonah's Brothers tickets and Let's meet today's contestant for
you versus Victoria. Her name is Jackie and Jackie is
the current world champion of the Tickle Fighting League. What's up, Champ?

Speaker 3 (09:11):
Good morning? How are you? I'm good? Let's do that.

Speaker 4 (09:16):
Come on, all right, we send Victoria out of the studio.
The game is played like this. You have thirty seconds
answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,
just say passed, and you have to beat Victoria outright
to win, or Victoria has to beat.

Speaker 3 (09:29):
You outright to win. Sorry, I always get that wrong
with Okay, ready, I know this is.

Speaker 1 (09:32):
Going to be.

Speaker 2 (09:33):
It's easy when I'm not on the phone with.

Speaker 3 (09:35):
You, guys.

Speaker 1 (09:37):
Take yourself out, stay confident.

Speaker 3 (09:39):
Yeah, yeah, exactly, you're right.

Speaker 2 (09:40):
Let's go.

Speaker 4 (09:41):
If you know you'll get a victory, I guarantee you'll
get a victory, Jackie, Okay, believe it with all of
your beautiful heart.

Speaker 5 (09:49):
I do.

Speaker 3 (09:50):
There you go, All right, here we go. Your time
starts now.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
Who is Walt Disney's favorite princess? Who is just in
Timberlake married to Jessica something Jessica Bill Bell something like that?
Which country is also a continent?

Speaker 4 (10:14):
Pass?

Speaker 1 (10:15):
Who's channing Tatum's fiance. Oh, I want to say Miley
Cyrus because Rone I don't know path the Little Mermaid
had a pet fish named what. Oh my god, I
just literally.

Speaker 3 (10:36):
Your answers are gonna be very similar to Victoriasm.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
My ten year old is going to be so mad.
I mean, that's the word I'm gonna use.

Speaker 4 (10:45):
Mad pass Yeah, you ran out of time a long
time ago. But we'll bring Victoria back in the studio. Jackie,
what's something interesting that you would like people to know
about you? While Victoria gets all settled and puts their
headphones on and.

Speaker 1 (10:58):
Stuff that I have been a hospice worker for twenty
four years. Oh wow, bless you you angel.

Speaker 3 (11:07):
Yeah, that's that's to be hard.

Speaker 4 (11:08):
Yeah it is.

Speaker 5 (11:11):
You know, we have a lot of dark kids on
it and it's.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
All but you know what, thankfully they have you in
your big heart. So that's that's awesome.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
Thank you, thank you.

Speaker 4 (11:21):
Victoria's got her headphones on. Oh there we go, all right, Victoria,
I win, Are you ready?

Speaker 1 (11:33):
But that's not very likely. I'm ready.

Speaker 3 (11:34):
All right, here we go. Your time starts.

Speaker 1 (11:39):
I'm nervous. No, who is Walt Disney's favorite princess? Lor
wried who's justin Timberlake married to wait, uh Bill? Which
country is also a continent? I'm not stupid, but I
just can't think right now. Okay, who is chanting tatums fiance?

Speaker 4 (12:03):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (12:04):
Zilly Kramitz, The Little Mermaid had a pet fish named
what founder? Who is the only female artist to replace
herself at one on the Hot one hundred chart.

Speaker 3 (12:13):
Here's what I find out.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
I answer that was a question country one, though, because
I'm mad that I don't know it, because I sound
like a gen z.

Speaker 4 (12:23):
We'll find out in just a second. But first, let's
get the scoreboard with producer Brett.

Speaker 5 (12:28):
All Right, tickle fighting champion, hospice worker Jackie, you got
too correct?

Speaker 1 (12:32):
Okay, take it?

Speaker 3 (12:35):
Victoria got four? What whoa? Victoria just took her headphones off?
Wow is high?

Speaker 1 (12:51):
I am.

Speaker 4 (12:54):
I'm gonna say congratulations.

Speaker 3 (12:57):
There you go.

Speaker 1 (12:57):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (12:58):
Jackie.

Speaker 4 (12:59):
You're still gonna get the tickets. You still got you
on the tickets. You're already going to the show, so
it doesn't matter at Victoria. But Victoria does get Yeah,
you're getting the tickets no matter what. Yet, get the ticket,
yes you do.

Speaker 3 (13:15):
You guys can't see me, but I'm driving, talking and
doing the awesome Happy days is everywhere.

Speaker 4 (13:23):
Unfortunately, though, for you, Victoria does get to be the
bell of the ball this year's home depot Trivia Gallo.

Speaker 3 (13:28):
But you still get the tickets, and I'm vowing to
you you can't see me, but unbowing, let's go over
the answers with Nina.

Speaker 1 (13:37):
She put her crown on.

Speaker 3 (13:38):
Okay, enough of this.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
Walt Disney's favorite princess. Walt Disney's favorite Princess is Cinderella.
Justin Timberlake is married to Jessica Beale. A country that
is also a continent is Australia. Guess that Channing Tatum
is engaged. Shoes Zoe Kravitz, The Little Mermaids homie is flounder,

(14:01):
and yes it's Taylor Slape who replaced herself at number one.
Yeah she did well.

Speaker 4 (14:06):
That was a riveting game, especially the damn.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
It's okay next time, It's all right.

Speaker 4 (14:14):
Thank you very much for playing Jack, Thank you for listening,
Thank you're playing. To play you versus Victoria, same time tomorrow.
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