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December 5, 2023 11 mins

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (00:00):
If I said that you were done, maybe I meant
you're stupid.

Speaker 1 (00:03):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
I don't know, Sime. For you versus Victoria, your chance
to take on our own Victoria Ramirez in a fantastic
game of trivia to see who we'll get to sing
the hook on Beyonce's next song Trivia Queen, so go
and of course, now horn tickets and let's meet today's
contestant for you versus Victoria. Her name is Jenny and

(00:27):
she's actually missus Claus.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
Wow, behave yourselves.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
That's missus Flau's first name, Miss Jenny, and she's on
the phone right now. Thanks for calling in today, miss Claus.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
Of course, of course here I am.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
Are you ready to take on Victoria? Yes, I am
all right. We'll send Victoria out of the studio. The
game is played like this. You have thirty seconds to
answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know one,
just say pass, and you have to beat Victoria outright
to win. Are you ready?

Speaker 1 (00:56):
I am ready?

Speaker 2 (00:57):
Okay, here we go. Help you wait.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Tell Santa we were all good this year.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
And I said that the wrong way. Victoria has to
be your care. We go Jenny, your time starts now.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
What popular video game franchise features a character named Master
Chief Pat. What is it called when a word can
be spelled the same forwards and backwards? Oh? Uh? Anagram?

Speaker 2 (01:24):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
What is the name of the largest bone in the
human body?

Speaker 3 (01:30):
Bone?

Speaker 1 (01:32):
What pop star is known as the Queen of pop?

Speaker 2 (01:36):
Taylor? Quick?

Speaker 3 (01:38):
Name the line dividing earth into the northern and southern hemispheres.
Can you repeat that again? Name the line dividing earth
into the northern and southern hemispheres.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:53):
I know that.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
It selling Victoria.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Oh, it is so hard. We're giving you a lot.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
All right, Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
Okay, bring Victoria back into the studio. Yeah, good job, Jenny. So, Jenny,
I don't think you're actually miss Clause. What is something
you would like the world to know about you? I
would say, I am Miss Claus and Mary Chrysler and
what and what Mary Chrysler?

Speaker 4 (02:29):
Have you all seen the vine?

Speaker 2 (02:31):
No? Yes? What does that mean?

Speaker 4 (02:34):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (02:34):
It's thank you, thank you, It's hilarious.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
Look it up.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
Look what is that would help?

Speaker 2 (02:42):
What is that? Victoria?

Speaker 1 (02:43):
It's almost like the TikTok before TikTok.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
All right, okay, what's for die A long time ago?

Speaker 1 (02:51):
It's gone, It's gone.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
Okay, okay, okay, we'll look it up though, gry Chrysler.
Thank you, Jenny. Yeah, Victoria, here we go thirty seconds
to answer as many questions as possible if you don't know,
and just a pass and you have to beat Jenny
out right to win. Are you ready? Yep? All right, Victoria? Oh,

(03:18):
everybody's full time.

Speaker 3 (03:20):
What popular video game franchise features a character named Master
Chief Uros? What is it called when a word can
be spelled the same forwards and backwards?

Speaker 4 (03:30):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (03:30):
Wait?

Speaker 1 (03:30):
What? Uh?

Speaker 2 (03:32):
I know?

Speaker 3 (03:32):
What I don't What is the name of the largest
bone in the human body?

Speaker 2 (03:36):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (03:37):
What is the name of the large fur?

Speaker 3 (03:41):
What pop star is known as the Queen of pop?
Name the line dividing Earth into the northern and southern hemispheres?

Speaker 1 (03:49):
Equator? Wait one more? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (03:52):
What?

Speaker 1 (03:52):
Why not?

Speaker 2 (03:54):
Well?

Speaker 1 (03:54):
But yeah, it's just so I was thinking bro.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
This alright, let's go to the scoreboard with our scoreboard
producer Bread the First Lady of Christmas.

Speaker 4 (04:04):
Jenny got one correct. Good job, Jenny, Jenny, and Victoria got.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
To hold on. That means congratulations, Victoria. You can just
sing the hook on Beyond's next song, Trivia Queen can
I yeah, hit her up. But guess what, Jenny, just
for playing, you still get the Nile Horn ticket. Let's

(04:30):
go over the answers with Nina.

Speaker 3 (04:32):
Master Chief is in halo. A palindrome is that how
you say it? A palindrome is the word that can
be spelled the same forwards and backwards.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
White beamur is the largest bone in the human body.
So you guys, you both are you serious?

Speaker 3 (04:48):
Jenny got that one right too. The queen of Pop
is Madonna.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
That makes more sense.

Speaker 3 (05:00):
And then the equator is the line dividing the northern
and southern hemispheres.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
So very proud of myself.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
Thanks very much, Thank Jenny, Thank you for playing. Congratulations
Victoria on the actual victory. Thank you for that. Actually
feel pretty good.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
I will hit up Beyonce in a little bit and
let you know the answer. Okay, I know guys are
attracted to red nails.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
And I'll tell you why.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
It's called the red nails theory.

Speaker 3 (05:23):
Every time I have red nails, eight guy comments on it.

Speaker 4 (05:26):
And I always thought red nails was like a Grandma
nail colors, Like, why are you liking red.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
Nails, and then it hit me.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
In the nineties, when we were growing up, women had
red nails a lot, especially like our moms.

Speaker 3 (05:38):
Guys are attracted to red nails because it reminds them
of their moms when they were growing up taking care
of them, or like some sort of mommy issue with it.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
I swear to God, I have red nails right now.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
She should write a book.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
But you know what you did start calling me mama.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
I did, but I don't remember why that happened. That
wasn't because of the red nail. Do not have red
nailes that? Oh yeah, Nina said Mama needed coffee, and
I said, I'm gonna start calling you mom. And from
now it's it's hilarious because can you imagine if we
went to an event and I was like, hey, Mamma,
get you best me a drink, anything you need, people
will be so upset by it. Yeah. Probably the Jubile

(06:16):
show and it's another day. So there is a new
dating term out there, and you might be one of
these people. Single women are looking for a guy who's attractive.
Others want someone funny. We have both, someone with a
certain career, maybe a little family focused.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
Yeah, all of it.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
Well, there's a new dating term for the perfect type
of man, Golden retriever man. What yep, that's the victoria
you've heard of a golden retriever man.

Speaker 3 (06:42):
Yeah, it's like guys that are like cute and Mike,
we'll kind of just like follow you around, like are
super sweet.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
Pretty much.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
Yeah, the new dating term golden retriever man can be
described as a guy who's like the breed of dog, sweet, gentle, affectionate,
and eager to please.

Speaker 3 (06:56):
You know who is one hundred percent of golden retriever man? Well,
yes you are actually, Because it also goes on to
say an easy to train I will no longer be
trained though. I'm just gonna be comfortable being me.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
Yes, And then the next adventure that I go on
with another person, they will be happy with me just
being the golden retriever that I am and not trying
to change me into a different kind of bork.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
You get the good boy behind you, that's all I need.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
That's really all I need, dude, and I will go
the extra mile. Let the man hunt. But yeah, I
would say that I would fall under the category of
golden retriever man.

Speaker 3 (07:31):
I feel like it who else are you going to say?
You know, well, I was actually gonna say Chase Stokes.
So I don't know if you guys follow Kelsey Ballerini
and Chase Stokes' relationship.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
This is pop culture and stuff like that. But he's
so cute.

Speaker 3 (07:42):
He goes with her everywhere, has been to all of
her shows, and he's her biggest cheerleader. He's like the
cutest little puppy out there in the crowd, Like I
want a puppy in the crowd.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
We're cute. I love them.

Speaker 2 (07:51):
So everybody's looking for a golden retriever man right now, there's.

Speaker 3 (07:55):
Something really sweet about it. I told you those f boys,
you're not it anymore?

Speaker 2 (07:59):
Not it?

Speaker 1 (08:00):
Do you say that?

Speaker 4 (08:00):
I just don't agree that girls are actually looking for
this as scientific of a study as her looking at
her nails and going, why do men like my nails?
I get it, but like I'm just like you all
say you want a B and C, but always go
for D.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
And that is true. They always say you want a
nice guy and then get a nice guy. And then
all of a sudden it's like ill, like he's got
no backbound, right, Like he's always just so nice he's
just like always there, like wanting to help and like
stop touching me. That's annoying.

Speaker 3 (08:29):
Well, because there's a healthy balance. I remember we talked
about being respectfully checked. Yeah, like you can be a
sweet puppy and still respectfully checked.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
What other type of dog would you want a date?

Speaker 3 (08:38):
Then?

Speaker 2 (08:38):
If it's not a Golden retriever man, I want a
pug man wan pit bull.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
I don't think. I don't think.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
I don't know what a pug guy would be like.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
But he breathes in your face, and he's.

Speaker 2 (08:49):
Always at that door when you open it. He's ready
to hang He's not ready to do anything though, he's
not a word. He's just ready to hang out.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
Rub and just kind of run around a little bit.

Speaker 2 (08:59):
And that's a pug guy.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
What kind of dog like wags their tail a lot?

Speaker 3 (09:03):
Like I feel like that kind of guy, Like when
you come home and that tail starts going ham.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
That's what I'm saying. But that's what a pug is
to me. Yeah, that's the helicopter CURLYQ tail, just like.

Speaker 2 (09:12):
Just running around like yeah, your own let's not do
anything but get on the couch. I can breathe in
your face and all you did was go check the mail. Yeah,
that's it. You know, the kind can hug you. We're
talking about a new dating term that's out there, Golden
retriever man. A guy who's like that breed of dog. Sweet, gentle, affectionate,
eager to please, and also easy to train.

Speaker 4 (09:32):
I think a lot of girls like pit bulls as well,
super sweet, kind of mean, but really sweet at the
end of the day. Sweet and a sweet only to you.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I do like that.

Speaker 2 (09:44):
I mean everybody else you disagree with that, Victoria, I
don't know. I feel like pipples are trained to be nice,
like no, no, no, they're genuinely sweet.

Speaker 4 (09:52):
They're trained to be mean.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
They're protectors.

Speaker 2 (09:54):
Pipples are super nice, but also they can snap it
any moment. Based on their bloodline, right, because some of
them come from like fighting dogs, someone come from guard
dogs and stuff like that, and it's that it's really
like prominent. So that's why you have to train them
and make sure that they're trained, otherwise they could freak
out a lot like most dudes.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
Well, yeah, I used to really depends on their bloodline.

Speaker 2 (10:13):
I used to say that hot women are a lot
like pit bulls. Really Yeah, they look great, but every
single one of them, like you get a little too close,
they might bite you in the face.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
Yeah, it's called.

Speaker 4 (10:26):
You do understand.

Speaker 2 (10:27):
Yeah. What other kind of dog though, would you date?
You know, I'm thinking of those Rottweiler's tooler. Yeah, like
a protector, you know, like a you got it. A
Rottweiler man would be a good type of man to
be because they're also very nice dogs. But they are protective,
but they're not like a pit bull for that's always
kind of hard, you know what I mean, Like they're soft.

Speaker 4 (10:45):
Yeah, and there five ten at least.

Speaker 2 (10:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
The man, well, all the one that you know.

Speaker 2 (10:58):
Actually, as soon as you said Nina, Nina and I
go way back. We've known each other for a long
long time. And I know somebody that she used to
data That dude is definitely a chala. He's fancy and prancy,
and he will snap in a second, and he definitely
is particular about his food and drink.

Speaker 3 (11:17):
No, don't date a chiabo man on anybody's lap and
doesn't care
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