November 8, 2023 • 22 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Our handbook policies are very vague and they just say
something about like represent yourself.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Well, this is a former teacher who made nearly a
million dollars from only fans in six months.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
If I late that, I feel like that's a matter
of opinion. I've definitely gone through a grieving process, especially
that first week, in the second week, just knowing that
I won't be going back to education and I won't
ever be seen.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Yeah right, I've been able.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
To pay off all my student loans, like any car
loans or credit card debt, Like I have no debt now,
so like that's really free.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
She decided to quit her job after she made it
on a community Facebook page for being the teacher at
the school that was on OnlyFans. Except she's laughing all
the way to the bank. Now a million dollars in
less than six months.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
I am tempted every days. Every day.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
I'm tempted every day. But I know if I did it,
I would not make a million dollars and then it
would just make me feel bad about myself. I was like,
you did six months.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
The whole world is there.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
You never know somebody in like Australia, you might be
their thing.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
It's the Jewbill Show, and there's a poem that apparently
is going to put you in a better mood, whether
you want to be in a good mood or not.
We're about to play it. It's not just any poem.
The Shoe Company A six commissioned a poet, a music producer,
and a music producer to create a poem that would
(01:29):
put you in a better mood just by listening to it.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
If it's not lin Manuel Miranda, then it's not work.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
You don't like Oh I love I love him from
you too. I just saw that anyway.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Okay, I'm about to play it right now. The poem
is called nothing Feels Better. All right, we'll see if
this puts you in a good mood or not. Here
it goes.
Speaker 5 (01:50):
It can feel gloomy in here. That overwhelmed the sleepy.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
So I like the accent. Yeah, the accent is good.
That's helping a little bit. It's probably not helping that
I'm starting and starving.
Speaker 5 (02:02):
It, fighting off the thought just for a day, giving up, screaming,
give me a break. Why can't waking up be enough?
Breaking up with faking thoughts of everything is fine? Thanks,
because it's not being human is tough. I need time
(02:24):
to show myself some love. I want to shake my
body until it releases tiny voices that sing songs. My
head can shake off my body. I want to bathe
in the commotion. I want to become the very notion
of a transformation. I am every outstretched and the fount
(02:45):
of feeling. I am the crowd of my mind's elation,
showing myself with every minute that what I never thought
possible even this morning, will keep on shifting. With the
bass stump of my heart, with the pace of my feet.
All of this means in my mind, nothing feels better
(03:08):
than this brilliant, than this healthy, empowered, committed moment.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
How are we feeling?
Speaker 4 (03:29):
I mean, I was kind of into it. The peloton
instructors kind of get like that too. It's really good
when you're trying to do your workout.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Yeah, but I want more like a heype music.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
I waiting for the future drop.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Feeling it in your stomach like you weren't feeling that
I was listening.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
But if I'm being fully honest.
Speaker 6 (03:46):
Transformation Victoria the company just released this.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
It's scientifically engineered to put you into better mood. It's
a minute and thirty second lot, I mean today's attention
span world. Yeah, how are you going to make that happen? Hey, Cassandra,
I liked it. Hey, did that put you in a
better mood?
Speaker 4 (04:14):
No?
Speaker 1 (04:19):
I guess if there's like a visual to it, maybe
it would have done something.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
I can tell you the visual. The visual is somebody
getting ready to go for a run and then going
for a run.
Speaker 7 (04:30):
I'm okay, So you did not munch Victoria couldn't pay
attention to the whole thing.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Yeah, I kind of did too, Yeah, producer, Honestly, listen,
I think with the attention span issue.
Speaker 8 (04:49):
The first five seconds are sad and I don't like
running and a six I haven't heard of those guys
in like twenty years. So for me, the whole thing
just felt like a weird commercial and all the sounds
were kind of stressful.
Speaker 7 (05:03):
Was stressed.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
I was looking at everybody's face in the studio, and
Producer Bread was like back in his chair and his
eyes were huge. What going on?
Speaker 4 (05:16):
I feel like you related to the beginning, like, yeah,
life is hard some mornings, I don't want to get up.
It's okay to not be made and the boom and
then you're like, but it's up to you to transform.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
I like that part. That's the message. I think the
second part is where I kind of cut out. I
like the first part.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
No, that overwhelmed the sleepy sludge.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Yeah, I feel that every day.
Speaker 5 (05:38):
Or just for a day. Giving up.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Yeah, they should have just edited it right, Like some
days it's okay to just give up. Why not this morning?
Speaker 6 (05:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:48):
I was like, you know what, the kid to life
is trying just hard enough. You woke up, congrats and
now go back to bed. That was a good mood.
Inspired give me excuses to walk away. I'm just gonna
text it Formunta six one and said that didn't put
me in a better mood. It made my trust issues worse.
(06:09):
That means, okay, I trying. Yo, you don't even know
what stupid is. He's about to get all stupid up here.
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria,
where you get to battle our own Victoria Ramirez to
see who gets to be ruler of Triviaville, Kentucky for
(06:31):
the day, and also Jonas Brothers tickets. Are you ready
Victoria to meet today's contestant for You Versus Victoria Yes,
Let's meet our contestant, Crystal, who just opened their new
chain of restaurants to compete with Dunkin Donuts Crystal's Dunken Burgers.
Who wants to dunk a donut and milk when you
can dunk a delicious all beef patty on a sesame
(06:51):
seed bun into your milk or coffee every single morning.
Some people dunk donuts, but at dunkele Burger's, we'd be
duncan Burgers. It's Crystal. What's up, Crystal? How are you?
It's actually creating.
Speaker 7 (07:01):
I'm doing well.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
How are you guys?
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Good? Congrats on starting dunkle Berger's. I hope it works
out for you.
Speaker 5 (07:08):
Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Are you ready to take on Victoria?
Speaker 5 (07:12):
I think so.
Speaker 7 (07:13):
My daughter's here with me.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
What's your daughter's name, Madison.
Speaker 5 (07:18):
She's twelve and she's gonna be late for school because
this is more important.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
Absolutely absolutely, It's so cute and I love it.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Victoria, Victoria, you want to leave the studio now? Victoria
is the studio.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
She's not excited to me.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Yeah, all right, Crystal, the game is played like this.
You got thirty seconds answers and many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say passed and Victoria
has to beat you, all right to win? Here we go, Crystal,
your time starts now.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Name Disney Channel's highest rated series of all time? Hand
in Montana?
Speaker 4 (08:03):
In what city is the NFL Hall of Fame located?
Kath What artists had the longest running number one song
in twenty twenty three?
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Taylor Sliff? What social network has the most users? Twitter?
Speaker 4 (08:21):
In Celsius Talk, kick.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Took in Celsius.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
What temperature does water freeze?
Speaker 5 (08:28):
Zero?
Speaker 2 (08:30):
All right, you got that in on time. We'll bring
Victoria back into the studio. So, Crystal, what's something interesting
that you would like the world to know about you?
I mean, other than the famous soon to be famous
restaurant chain Dunkelberger's.
Speaker 6 (08:41):
But I don't know.
Speaker 5 (08:44):
I could do the worm and I'm thirty three and
I can still do the worm?
Speaker 7 (08:48):
Nice?
Speaker 3 (08:49):
Nice, Madison? Does Madison seen you do that?
Speaker 5 (08:56):
Have you seen me do the worm? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (08:57):
It's hilarious, bro, I bet it is.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Yeah, yeah, Madison, I don't buy that. You're thirteen. All right,
Victoria's back in studio, and if you lose Victoria, you
have to try to do the worm before we Yes.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
I only ever tried it once and it hurt.
Speaker 9 (09:20):
All right, Victoria, I just have to say this.
Speaker 6 (09:23):
I love your wys thing is the whole world?
Speaker 3 (09:31):
Sweet?
Speaker 2 (09:31):
It's so great.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
Somebody loves that.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
We hear it a lot in here. Yeah, hey, Victoria,
did you get that thing done that we needed for work?
What today?
Speaker 3 (09:44):
Victoria?
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Here we go, Victoria thirty seconds ans. There's many questions
as possible. If you don't know when, just say past
your time starts now.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Name Disney Channel's highest rated series of all time? Was
it a really place or hand one tannel in? What
city is the NFL Hall of Fame located?
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Oh La?
Speaker 4 (10:03):
What artists had the longest running number one song in
twenty twenty three tests? What social network has the most users?
Speaker 8 (10:11):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Instagram, Instagram?
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Celsius to pick an answer?
Speaker 3 (10:15):
I know what temperature does water freeze?
Speaker 5 (10:17):
Ah fast?
Speaker 4 (10:20):
In the year two thousand? Who won the Grammy for
Song of the Year two thousand?
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Met I was born?
Speaker 2 (10:26):
I should ask, okay, are we accepting? Are we accepting
as an answer? Official answer for that? Sure? Okay, I
won't change the outcome.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
That was really stressful.
Speaker 6 (10:36):
I just I think I just drink a lot of
coffee beforehand, and now I'm just like really jagging.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Let's go over the answer, or let's find out the
score and send it on over to our scoreboard Produce
bred Burger dunking. Crystal, good job, you got too correct? Yay, okay,
it's good. Victoria got zero correct?
Speaker 5 (10:53):
What?
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Yeah? Zero? There was a big one up on that
one zero correct? Well, a couple of them. You answered
two answers. Yeah, you can't say nine answers like that's
zero points? Do you mean they're all wrong anyway? But
it's like not the point.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
I should get it right if I but you didn't.
Speaker 8 (11:12):
You're gonna be real mad about the first answer because
I did not give you credit because you can't say,
oh my gosh.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
It was it was what delayly place, wasn't it?
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Crystal? That's your final answer. Let's congratulations you one. You
are the ruler of Triviaville, Kentucky and some Jonas Brothers tickets. Congratulations.
Let's go over the answers now and send it over
to Nino Didsey.
Speaker 4 (11:33):
Channel's highest rated series of all time was actually Hannah Montana.
The NFL Hall of Fame is located in Canton, Ohio.
What Morgan Wallin has the longest running number one song
for twenty twenty three. Okay, Facebook has the most users
zero degrees Celsius is freezing. Oh and then in the
year two thousand, you two won the Grammy FIRS Song.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Of the Year. Who I didn't you too? You too me?
I said me, You got it right. I'm with Victoria.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
I got two of those right. I just want to
find that out.
Speaker 8 (12:05):
Okay, if you give all of the possible answers, that's
not how it works.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
So Crystal, congratulations on the victory. Do you have any
advice for Victoria now that she has to do? Try
to do the worm.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
She's just loosen your body up. It's fine, Okay. Do
you start up and then go down like you go?
You like jump with your hands backwards. You gotta go backwards,
so start with.
Speaker 5 (12:31):
Your hands, push yourself up, and then make yourself.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Do a worse Okay, we'll post this on the Jewel
Show on Instagram. At the Jebel Show. She's turning out
the path.
Speaker 7 (12:42):
Now.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
You should have seen her eyes get so big when
you said backward. Crystal.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Yeah, okay, she's on.
Speaker 4 (12:47):
The ground now, her hands are just do it. She's
going to be in a push up position.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
Oh, Victoria, she kind of did it. She didn't. She
totally landed on her chest.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Yeah, lifted her whole body up and just slammed it
back down. It looked like a worm that had leg
weights on, like on the back of it, but the
front part started. She's just laying flat on the floor.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
But you got it.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
I think we all won today. Christ Thank you for
playing Madison. Have a good day at school. Thank you,
thank you. We'll play you versus Victoria the same time tomorrow.
How are you feeling after that?
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Owink, I'd rather go to school with you.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Has problems.
Speaker 5 (13:29):
What's going on up here?
Speaker 8 (13:30):
Charlie's using you to prove that he's not racist, and
then he asked me up to date, he's not really
really vain.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Indeed, she's kind of removed.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
You're not telling me you were gay.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
I'm a musical theater actor. It's always sunny in Philadelphia.
Every iconic show has their wacky cast of characters, and
The Jewel Show is no different. Why we've got everybody's drunk?
Nina Hi. She cooks with wine, but mostly she drinks
the wine. And who can forget everybody's younger sister Victoria
Ramirez Hi okay by. And then there's the quirky neighbor
(14:17):
kid who lives next door and pops over every once
in a while to judge us. Our social media producer Gabby.
And then there's producer Brad. He's a dad. That's me.
And the guy who lives outside in a treehouse and
pretends to be Lord of all the birds. That's me.
I'm Jewel Lord of all the birds.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
It really does.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
They don't listen to me very well.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
Though, Well, you haven't practiced very well.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
I'm they're king the bird Lord. I don't need to
practice anyway. It's time to check in with another episode
of The Jewel Show and find out what's going on
with us. Nina, what's up with you this week?
Speaker 4 (14:53):
So I'm trying to get used to wearing this new
hat of small business owner.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
He actually looks at me.
Speaker 7 (15:00):
I looked at your head, so I was like, that's a.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Great It's like a bun fun.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
Ahead of life. Okay, okay, multitasking.
Speaker 4 (15:12):
But if you don't know, I just recently launched a
new skincare brand a couple months ago, and it's growing
and we're developing the rest of the line.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
As we speak.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
But I'm excited because we're doing a Black Friday sale.
We're doing small business Saturday sale. And this isn't so
much like to tell you to follow me and like
use those deals but also do that.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
But you do that my tea Bozzi dot com.
Speaker 4 (15:34):
But really, I think it's just more about like learning
how to do these things. Like as you get older,
when you take on a new task, I don't know
what to call it a task, but you need just
new things starting a business. Starting a business, you learn
new things. You learn new things about yourself, not just
how to do be a business owner. But yeah, it's
kind of cool, like I can do this. I'm doing it. Yeah,
that's awesome. That's the part that is really cool.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Thank you for me.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
When I've thought about starting a new business, I learned
how Actually late, I am a lot of workday, I
just take a frienday off the lights are Yeah, Victoria,
what's up with you this week?
Speaker 3 (16:13):
Well, I actually just need some like help. This may
sound like a dumb.
Speaker 6 (16:19):
Question, but I went up to breakfast by saying, I've
never had to go to this kind of doctor before.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
And I'm talking about the eye doctor. Oh I went
somewhere else. Yeah, I figure you did.
Speaker 6 (16:29):
So that's why immediately said eye doctor, because I was
worried where your head was going.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
Okay, but the eye doctor. Now I think I might
need glasses.
Speaker 6 (16:37):
I'm getting kind of like older in age, and I
think my eyes are just like not doing great anymore,
like twenty three.
Speaker 4 (16:43):
Yeah, you know think age though, Like isn't screen time?
Wouldn't screen time have an effect on your eyesight?
Speaker 2 (16:50):
And I really hope not, because what's going on with
your eyes?
Speaker 3 (16:53):
Well, I don't know.
Speaker 6 (16:54):
I just I can't read as well as I used
to be able to.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
I just care so you're not saying things as well
like right now, No, I.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
Can see you clearly.
Speaker 6 (17:10):
But I went like a concert recently, thank you, and
I realized I couldn't even read, like the mert like
I just got so close just to see it pre sober.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
No, but that's I had nothing to do with it.
Speaker 6 (17:23):
Wait, anyways, I'm sure to figure out do you need
to find an eye doctor and like do they have
like their own practice and stuff like that, or can
I just go to costco?
Speaker 2 (17:33):
Costco?
Speaker 3 (17:34):
Like do you where do I get the prescription?
Speaker 4 (17:36):
I think you need to get a reference a referral
on those from your primary care doctor.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Oh no, no, I don't think you might just goometrist.
Speaker 3 (17:45):
But if you want your insurance to cover it, don't
you need the referral?
Speaker 2 (17:47):
I don't think so. I think we have some places
have we have?
Speaker 3 (17:52):
We have vision.
Speaker 6 (17:53):
I just found that out and so I just registered
whatever for the vision.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
I don't think it starts till next year.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Just wait it out.
Speaker 6 (18:02):
Okay, So my primary doctor is when I made the
joke about like chlydio, so I'm trying not to go
back to him.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
I have to, well, don't make the chlamydia joke that
you made to your general practitioner, trying to hit on
him saying that you but it sounds so bad. What
happened again with that? Explain that story.
Speaker 6 (18:23):
He was just asking me if I wanted to get
tested because it was the first time he had saw
me and he didn't have my records, and I thought
it would be a good time to make a joke
like I do, and was like, oh no, it's fine.
I got my chlomdia taken care of her last week.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
But he's a doctor smooth, so he was like, oh good, okay,
we got check that off. Would you like to test
for righting?
Speaker 3 (18:46):
I was like, oh my god, no, I was like,
that was a joke. That was a joke. He was
wasn't a joke where you've been serious. I was like,
I'm sorry, I'm so sorry. That was a joke.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
I make the same joke with your eye doctor and
see how that goes. That'll be fun. Switch it up
to syphilis this time. Oh hey, look everybody, it's the
neighbor kid Gabby. Hey, our social media preducer. What's going
on with you this week?
Speaker 9 (19:05):
This week I got to puppy sit jubils puppy mister
Peeves and he is just the cutest little baby boy
and he's so smart.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
He is smart.
Speaker 9 (19:16):
He was like blown away. He knows so many tricks.
And him and my for baby Diddy are now best friends.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
And peeves little group do not like. Diddy's the wild
one and Peeves is the serious one. You can tell
pretty so, Brad, what's going on with you? This week?
I rode a horse for the first time. Wow, did
you say the cowboy? Maybe I did? Tangentially, yeah, look
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it up.
Speaker 8 (19:48):
Yeah, I know, I've I've been scared of horses my
entire life, and my daughter forced me to go on
a trail ride and I had a nice little conversation
with the horse beforehand. I said, hey, Rio, my name
is Brad, Please don't kill me. And it seemed very
nice to me, and it was nice.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
It's kind of like riding the motorcycle, honestly, but a
little slower. Yeah. And they look at you sideways. Literally.
I don't like the way the horse looked at me
that I rode one time.
Speaker 3 (20:10):
Yeah, because they can feel energy.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
You must have been off that day. I think I
was off that day.
Speaker 5 (20:14):
I want.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
And their eyes are on the side of their heads,
so they sideways no matter.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
What technical something I mean, Okay, no, they're on side
of the head. No, I'm sorry. Go on YouTube ball.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
What's going on with you is? I discovered that I
really like rock climbing. I went to Joshua Tree to
get away for a couple of days just by myself.
I'll do that from you know, from time to time. Nice,
but also got into a little battle with my overconfidence.
I'm a confident person. I'm a confident person no matter what,
but I also do struggle with overconfidence, which makes me
think that I can literally do anything you do.
Speaker 5 (20:50):
Well.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
I went rock climbing when I've never rock climbed before. Wait,
and I didn't even have the stuff with me, just
on a whim. I was like, whoa, that is a huge, huge,
huge hill of rocks.
Speaker 3 (21:01):
You went to go climb rocks with no equipment.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
No equipment, no, no how no nothing. I just had
some nikes on.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
And me so much stress.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
I was climbing it, and then at a certain point
I was literally I was holding myself between two rocks,
and then I saw people had left their ropes and
things into the I was like, oh, this is one
of those where you need ropes and stuff.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
Yeah, that's so dangerous.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
Yeah. I made it all the way to the top, though.
I did it congratulation, and then coming down, my shoes
were bad because I ned rock climbing shoes, so I
had to throw off my shoes. I was like, I
gotta go barefoot. So I went barefoot down this huge
mountain of rocks, and then I had to walk two
miles through the desert barefoot to get back to my car.
Shoes back on, I couldn't find them because they went
(21:49):
down way down in the rocks somewhere. I also feel
bad because I kind of littered, but I couldn't. There's
no way I could have found my shoes.
Speaker 6 (21:57):
You want barefoot?
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Yeah, no choice, that burns your feet, Yes, you tell
me about it. So I really like rock climbing, but
I wanted to be prepared and actually do it on
purpose next time.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
That's idea. Which shoes did you lose?
Speaker 2 (22:10):
Side note? My best Nike. They're like just like Nike
workout shoes. Yeah, but they're bad for rock climbing, very slippery.
Speaker 3 (22:17):
Somebody's going to be very happy to find them.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
I don't think they can be found. They went so
far down in there. Yeah, there's probably there's a tarantula
living in things or something
Our handbook policies are very vague and they just say
something about like represent yourself.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Well, this is a former teacher who made nearly a
million dollars from only fans in six months.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
If I late that, I feel like that's a matter
of opinion. I've definitely gone through a grieving process, especially
that first week, in the second week, just knowing that
I won't be going back to education and I won't
ever be seen.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Yeah right, I've been able.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
To pay off all my student loans, like any car
loans or credit card debt, Like I have no debt now,
so like that's really free.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
She decided to quit her job after she made it
on a community Facebook page for being the teacher at
the school that was on OnlyFans. Except she's laughing all
the way to the bank. Now a million dollars in
less than six months.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
I am tempted every days. Every day.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
I'm tempted every day. But I know if I did it,
I would not make a million dollars and then it
would just make me feel bad about myself. I was like,
you did six months.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
The whole world is there.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
You never know somebody in like Australia, you might be
their thing.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
It's the Jewbill Show, and there's a poem that apparently
is going to put you in a better mood, whether
you want to be in a good mood or not.
We're about to play it. It's not just any poem.
The Shoe Company A six commissioned a poet, a music producer,
and a music producer to create a poem that would
(01:29):
put you in a better mood just by listening to it.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
If it's not lin Manuel Miranda, then it's not work.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
You don't like Oh I love I love him from
you too. I just saw that anyway.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Okay, I'm about to play it right now. The poem
is called nothing Feels Better. All right, we'll see if
this puts you in a good mood or not. Here
it goes.
Speaker 5 (01:50):
It can feel gloomy in here. That overwhelmed the sleepy.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
So I like the accent. Yeah, the accent is good.
That's helping a little bit. It's probably not helping that
I'm starting and starving.
Speaker 5 (02:02):
It, fighting off the thought just for a day, giving up, screaming,
give me a break. Why can't waking up be enough?
Breaking up with faking thoughts of everything is fine? Thanks,
because it's not being human is tough. I need time
(02:24):
to show myself some love. I want to shake my
body until it releases tiny voices that sing songs. My
head can shake off my body. I want to bathe
in the commotion. I want to become the very notion
of a transformation. I am every outstretched and the fount
(02:45):
of feeling. I am the crowd of my mind's elation,
showing myself with every minute that what I never thought
possible even this morning, will keep on shifting. With the
bass stump of my heart, with the pace of my feet.
All of this means in my mind, nothing feels better
(03:08):
than this brilliant, than this healthy, empowered, committed moment.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
How are we feeling?
Speaker 4 (03:29):
I mean, I was kind of into it. The peloton
instructors kind of get like that too. It's really good
when you're trying to do your workout.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Yeah, but I want more like a heype music.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
I waiting for the future drop.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Feeling it in your stomach like you weren't feeling that
I was listening.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
But if I'm being fully honest.
Speaker 6 (03:46):
Transformation Victoria the company just released this.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
It's scientifically engineered to put you into better mood. It's
a minute and thirty second lot, I mean today's attention
span world. Yeah, how are you going to make that happen? Hey, Cassandra,
I liked it. Hey, did that put you in a
better mood?
Speaker 4 (04:14):
No?
Speaker 1 (04:19):
I guess if there's like a visual to it, maybe
it would have done something.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
I can tell you the visual. The visual is somebody
getting ready to go for a run and then going
for a run.
Speaker 7 (04:30):
I'm okay, So you did not munch Victoria couldn't pay
attention to the whole thing.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Yeah, I kind of did too, Yeah, producer, Honestly, listen,
I think with the attention span issue.
Speaker 8 (04:49):
The first five seconds are sad and I don't like
running and a six I haven't heard of those guys
in like twenty years. So for me, the whole thing
just felt like a weird commercial and all the sounds
were kind of stressful.
Speaker 7 (05:03):
Was stressed.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
I was looking at everybody's face in the studio, and
Producer Bread was like back in his chair and his
eyes were huge. What going on?
Speaker 4 (05:16):
I feel like you related to the beginning, like, yeah,
life is hard some mornings, I don't want to get up.
It's okay to not be made and the boom and
then you're like, but it's up to you to transform.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
I like that part. That's the message. I think the
second part is where I kind of cut out. I
like the first part.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
No, that overwhelmed the sleepy sludge.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Yeah, I feel that every day.
Speaker 5 (05:38):
Or just for a day. Giving up.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Yeah, they should have just edited it right, Like some
days it's okay to just give up. Why not this morning?
Speaker 6 (05:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:48):
I was like, you know what, the kid to life
is trying just hard enough. You woke up, congrats and
now go back to bed. That was a good mood.
Inspired give me excuses to walk away. I'm just gonna
text it Formunta six one and said that didn't put
me in a better mood. It made my trust issues worse.
(06:09):
That means, okay, I trying. Yo, you don't even know
what stupid is. He's about to get all stupid up here.
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria,
where you get to battle our own Victoria Ramirez to
see who gets to be ruler of Triviaville, Kentucky for
(06:31):
the day, and also Jonas Brothers tickets. Are you ready
Victoria to meet today's contestant for You Versus Victoria Yes,
Let's meet our contestant, Crystal, who just opened their new
chain of restaurants to compete with Dunkin Donuts Crystal's Dunken Burgers.
Who wants to dunk a donut and milk when you
can dunk a delicious all beef patty on a sesame
(06:51):
seed bun into your milk or coffee every single morning.
Some people dunk donuts, but at dunkele Burger's, we'd be
duncan Burgers. It's Crystal. What's up, Crystal? How are you?
It's actually creating.
Speaker 7 (07:01):
I'm doing well.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
How are you guys?
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Good? Congrats on starting dunkle Berger's. I hope it works
out for you.
Speaker 5 (07:08):
Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Are you ready to take on Victoria?
Speaker 5 (07:12):
I think so.
Speaker 7 (07:13):
My daughter's here with me.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
What's your daughter's name, Madison.
Speaker 5 (07:18):
She's twelve and she's gonna be late for school because
this is more important.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
Absolutely absolutely, It's so cute and I love it.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Victoria, Victoria, you want to leave the studio now? Victoria
is the studio.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
She's not excited to me.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Yeah, all right, Crystal, the game is played like this.
You got thirty seconds answers and many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say passed and Victoria
has to beat you, all right to win? Here we go, Crystal,
your time starts now.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Name Disney Channel's highest rated series of all time? Hand
in Montana?
Speaker 4 (08:03):
In what city is the NFL Hall of Fame located?
Kath What artists had the longest running number one song
in twenty twenty three?
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Taylor Sliff? What social network has the most users? Twitter?
Speaker 4 (08:21):
In Celsius Talk, kick.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Took in Celsius.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
What temperature does water freeze?
Speaker 5 (08:28):
Zero?
Speaker 2 (08:30):
All right, you got that in on time. We'll bring
Victoria back into the studio. So, Crystal, what's something interesting
that you would like the world to know about you?
I mean, other than the famous soon to be famous
restaurant chain Dunkelberger's.
Speaker 6 (08:41):
But I don't know.
Speaker 5 (08:44):
I could do the worm and I'm thirty three and
I can still do the worm?
Speaker 7 (08:48):
Nice?
Speaker 3 (08:49):
Nice, Madison? Does Madison seen you do that?
Speaker 5 (08:56):
Have you seen me do the worm? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (08:57):
It's hilarious, bro, I bet it is.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Yeah, yeah, Madison, I don't buy that. You're thirteen. All right,
Victoria's back in studio, and if you lose Victoria, you
have to try to do the worm before we Yes.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
I only ever tried it once and it hurt.
Speaker 9 (09:20):
All right, Victoria, I just have to say this.
Speaker 6 (09:23):
I love your wys thing is the whole world?
Speaker 3 (09:31):
Sweet?
Speaker 2 (09:31):
It's so great.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
Somebody loves that.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
We hear it a lot in here. Yeah, hey, Victoria,
did you get that thing done that we needed for work?
What today?
Speaker 3 (09:44):
Victoria?
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Here we go, Victoria thirty seconds ans. There's many questions
as possible. If you don't know when, just say past
your time starts now.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Name Disney Channel's highest rated series of all time? Was
it a really place or hand one tannel in? What
city is the NFL Hall of Fame located?
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Oh La?
Speaker 4 (10:03):
What artists had the longest running number one song in
twenty twenty three tests? What social network has the most users?
Speaker 8 (10:11):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Instagram, Instagram?
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Celsius to pick an answer?
Speaker 3 (10:15):
I know what temperature does water freeze?
Speaker 5 (10:17):
Ah fast?
Speaker 4 (10:20):
In the year two thousand? Who won the Grammy for
Song of the Year two thousand?
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Met I was born?
Speaker 2 (10:26):
I should ask, okay, are we accepting? Are we accepting
as an answer? Official answer for that? Sure? Okay, I
won't change the outcome.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
That was really stressful.
Speaker 6 (10:36):
I just I think I just drink a lot of
coffee beforehand, and now I'm just like really jagging.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Let's go over the answer, or let's find out the
score and send it on over to our scoreboard Produce
bred Burger dunking. Crystal, good job, you got too correct? Yay, okay,
it's good. Victoria got zero correct?
Speaker 5 (10:53):
What?
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Yeah? Zero? There was a big one up on that
one zero correct? Well, a couple of them. You answered
two answers. Yeah, you can't say nine answers like that's
zero points? Do you mean they're all wrong anyway? But
it's like not the point.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
I should get it right if I but you didn't.
Speaker 8 (11:12):
You're gonna be real mad about the first answer because
I did not give you credit because you can't say,
oh my gosh.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
It was it was what delayly place, wasn't it?
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Crystal? That's your final answer. Let's congratulations you one. You
are the ruler of Triviaville, Kentucky and some Jonas Brothers tickets. Congratulations.
Let's go over the answers now and send it over
to Nino Didsey.
Speaker 4 (11:33):
Channel's highest rated series of all time was actually Hannah Montana.
The NFL Hall of Fame is located in Canton, Ohio.
What Morgan Wallin has the longest running number one song
for twenty twenty three. Okay, Facebook has the most users
zero degrees Celsius is freezing. Oh and then in the
year two thousand, you two won the Grammy FIRS Song.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Of the Year. Who I didn't you too? You too me?
I said me, You got it right. I'm with Victoria.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
I got two of those right. I just want to
find that out.
Speaker 8 (12:05):
Okay, if you give all of the possible answers, that's
not how it works.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
So Crystal, congratulations on the victory. Do you have any
advice for Victoria now that she has to do? Try
to do the worm.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
She's just loosen your body up. It's fine, Okay. Do
you start up and then go down like you go?
You like jump with your hands backwards. You gotta go backwards,
so start with.
Speaker 5 (12:31):
Your hands, push yourself up, and then make yourself.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Do a worse Okay, we'll post this on the Jewel
Show on Instagram. At the Jebel Show. She's turning out
the path.
Speaker 7 (12:42):
Now.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
You should have seen her eyes get so big when
you said backward. Crystal.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Yeah, okay, she's on.
Speaker 4 (12:47):
The ground now, her hands are just do it. She's
going to be in a push up position.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
Oh, Victoria, she kind of did it. She didn't. She
totally landed on her chest.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Yeah, lifted her whole body up and just slammed it
back down. It looked like a worm that had leg
weights on, like on the back of it, but the
front part started. She's just laying flat on the floor.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
But you got it.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
I think we all won today. Christ Thank you for
playing Madison. Have a good day at school. Thank you,
thank you. We'll play you versus Victoria the same time tomorrow.
How are you feeling after that?
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Owink, I'd rather go to school with you.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Has problems.
Speaker 5 (13:29):
What's going on up here?
Speaker 8 (13:30):
Charlie's using you to prove that he's not racist, and
then he asked me up to date, he's not really
really vain.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Indeed, she's kind of removed.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
You're not telling me you were gay.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
I'm a musical theater actor. It's always sunny in Philadelphia.
Every iconic show has their wacky cast of characters, and
The Jewel Show is no different. Why we've got everybody's drunk?
Nina Hi. She cooks with wine, but mostly she drinks
the wine. And who can forget everybody's younger sister Victoria
Ramirez Hi okay by. And then there's the quirky neighbor
(14:17):
kid who lives next door and pops over every once
in a while to judge us. Our social media producer Gabby.
And then there's producer Brad. He's a dad. That's me.
And the guy who lives outside in a treehouse and
pretends to be Lord of all the birds. That's me.
I'm Jewel Lord of all the birds.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
It really does.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
They don't listen to me very well.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
Though, Well, you haven't practiced very well.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
I'm they're king the bird Lord. I don't need to
practice anyway. It's time to check in with another episode
of The Jewel Show and find out what's going on
with us. Nina, what's up with you this week?
Speaker 4 (14:53):
So I'm trying to get used to wearing this new
hat of small business owner.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
He actually looks at me.
Speaker 7 (15:00):
I looked at your head, so I was like, that's a.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Great It's like a bun fun.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
Ahead of life. Okay, okay, multitasking.
Speaker 4 (15:12):
But if you don't know, I just recently launched a
new skincare brand a couple months ago, and it's growing
and we're developing the rest of the line.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
As we speak.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
But I'm excited because we're doing a Black Friday sale.
We're doing small business Saturday sale. And this isn't so
much like to tell you to follow me and like
use those deals but also do that.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
But you do that my tea Bozzi dot com.
Speaker 4 (15:34):
But really, I think it's just more about like learning
how to do these things. Like as you get older,
when you take on a new task, I don't know
what to call it a task, but you need just
new things starting a business. Starting a business, you learn
new things. You learn new things about yourself, not just
how to do be a business owner. But yeah, it's
kind of cool, like I can do this. I'm doing it. Yeah,
that's awesome. That's the part that is really cool.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Thank you for me.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
When I've thought about starting a new business, I learned
how Actually late, I am a lot of workday, I
just take a frienday off the lights are Yeah, Victoria,
what's up with you this week?
Speaker 3 (16:13):
Well, I actually just need some like help. This may
sound like a dumb.
Speaker 6 (16:19):
Question, but I went up to breakfast by saying, I've
never had to go to this kind of doctor before.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
And I'm talking about the eye doctor. Oh I went
somewhere else. Yeah, I figure you did.
Speaker 6 (16:29):
So that's why immediately said eye doctor, because I was
worried where your head was going.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
Okay, but the eye doctor. Now I think I might
need glasses.
Speaker 6 (16:37):
I'm getting kind of like older in age, and I
think my eyes are just like not doing great anymore,
like twenty three.
Speaker 4 (16:43):
Yeah, you know think age though, Like isn't screen time?
Wouldn't screen time have an effect on your eyesight?
Speaker 2 (16:50):
And I really hope not, because what's going on with
your eyes?
Speaker 3 (16:53):
Well, I don't know.
Speaker 6 (16:54):
I just I can't read as well as I used
to be able to.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
I just care so you're not saying things as well
like right now, No, I.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
Can see you clearly.
Speaker 6 (17:10):
But I went like a concert recently, thank you, and
I realized I couldn't even read, like the mert like
I just got so close just to see it pre sober.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
No, but that's I had nothing to do with it.
Speaker 6 (17:23):
Wait, anyways, I'm sure to figure out do you need
to find an eye doctor and like do they have
like their own practice and stuff like that, or can
I just go to costco?
Speaker 2 (17:33):
Costco?
Speaker 3 (17:34):
Like do you where do I get the prescription?
Speaker 4 (17:36):
I think you need to get a reference a referral
on those from your primary care doctor.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Oh no, no, I don't think you might just goometrist.
Speaker 3 (17:45):
But if you want your insurance to cover it, don't
you need the referral?
Speaker 2 (17:47):
I don't think so. I think we have some places
have we have?
Speaker 3 (17:52):
We have vision.
Speaker 6 (17:53):
I just found that out and so I just registered
whatever for the vision.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
I don't think it starts till next year.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Just wait it out.
Speaker 6 (18:02):
Okay, So my primary doctor is when I made the
joke about like chlydio, so I'm trying not to go
back to him.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
I have to, well, don't make the chlamydia joke that
you made to your general practitioner, trying to hit on
him saying that you but it sounds so bad. What
happened again with that? Explain that story.
Speaker 6 (18:23):
He was just asking me if I wanted to get
tested because it was the first time he had saw
me and he didn't have my records, and I thought
it would be a good time to make a joke
like I do, and was like, oh no, it's fine.
I got my chlomdia taken care of her last week.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
But he's a doctor smooth, so he was like, oh good, okay,
we got check that off. Would you like to test
for righting?
Speaker 3 (18:46):
I was like, oh my god, no, I was like,
that was a joke. That was a joke. He was
wasn't a joke where you've been serious. I was like,
I'm sorry, I'm so sorry. That was a joke.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
I make the same joke with your eye doctor and
see how that goes. That'll be fun. Switch it up
to syphilis this time. Oh hey, look everybody, it's the
neighbor kid Gabby. Hey, our social media preducer. What's going
on with you this week?
Speaker 9 (19:05):
This week I got to puppy sit jubils puppy mister
Peeves and he is just the cutest little baby boy
and he's so smart.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
He is smart.
Speaker 9 (19:16):
He was like blown away. He knows so many tricks.
And him and my for baby Diddy are now best friends.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
And peeves little group do not like. Diddy's the wild
one and Peeves is the serious one. You can tell
pretty so, Brad, what's going on with you? This week?
I rode a horse for the first time. Wow, did
you say the cowboy? Maybe I did? Tangentially, yeah, look
(19:47):
it up.
Speaker 8 (19:48):
Yeah, I know, I've I've been scared of horses my
entire life, and my daughter forced me to go on
a trail ride and I had a nice little conversation
with the horse beforehand. I said, hey, Rio, my name
is Brad, Please don't kill me. And it seemed very
nice to me, and it was nice.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
It's kind of like riding the motorcycle, honestly, but a
little slower. Yeah. And they look at you sideways. Literally.
I don't like the way the horse looked at me
that I rode one time.
Speaker 3 (20:10):
Yeah, because they can feel energy.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
You must have been off that day. I think I
was off that day.
Speaker 5 (20:14):
I want.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
And their eyes are on the side of their heads,
so they sideways no matter.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
What technical something I mean, Okay, no, they're on side
of the head. No, I'm sorry. Go on YouTube ball.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
What's going on with you is? I discovered that I
really like rock climbing. I went to Joshua Tree to
get away for a couple of days just by myself.
I'll do that from you know, from time to time. Nice,
but also got into a little battle with my overconfidence.
I'm a confident person. I'm a confident person no matter what,
but I also do struggle with overconfidence, which makes me
think that I can literally do anything you do.
Speaker 5 (20:50):
Well.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
I went rock climbing when I've never rock climbed before. Wait,
and I didn't even have the stuff with me, just
on a whim. I was like, whoa, that is a huge, huge,
huge hill of rocks.
Speaker 3 (21:01):
You went to go climb rocks with no equipment.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
No equipment, no, no how no nothing. I just had
some nikes on.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
And me so much stress.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
I was climbing it, and then at a certain point
I was literally I was holding myself between two rocks,
and then I saw people had left their ropes and
things into the I was like, oh, this is one
of those where you need ropes and stuff.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
Yeah, that's so dangerous.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
Yeah. I made it all the way to the top, though.
I did it congratulation, and then coming down, my shoes
were bad because I ned rock climbing shoes, so I
had to throw off my shoes. I was like, I
gotta go barefoot. So I went barefoot down this huge
mountain of rocks, and then I had to walk two
miles through the desert barefoot to get back to my car.
Shoes back on, I couldn't find them because they went
(21:49):
down way down in the rocks somewhere. I also feel
bad because I kind of littered, but I couldn't. There's
no way I could have found my shoes.
Speaker 6 (21:57):
You want barefoot?
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Yeah, no choice, that burns your feet, Yes, you tell
me about it. So I really like rock climbing, but
I wanted to be prepared and actually do it on
purpose next time.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
That's idea. Which shoes did you lose?
Speaker 2 (22:10):
Side note? My best Nike. They're like just like Nike
workout shoes. Yeah, but they're bad for rock climbing, very slippery.
Speaker 3 (22:17):
Somebody's going to be very happy to find them.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
I don't think they can be found. They went so
far down in there. Yeah, there's probably there's a tarantula
living in things or something
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