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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Then Jubil Show on Demand and welcome back to America's
favorite new game show, Stupid Internet Question. I'm your host,
Marv Harvey, and today's question is quite a doozy coming
straight from the Worldwide Web. Okay, it's Stupid Internet Questions
where we break down the question that's being talked about

(00:24):
today on the www dot com. I'm Marveley and this
is Stupid Internet Questions and today's big Internet question is this, Well,
what's the first thing that you wash in the shower?
That's what people are debating today. That is the hardcore
question being asked on the dot com. Okay, I'm going
straight head first, just you know, help first the nether

(00:47):
region and they don't even jump in you can eball, no, no, yeah,
I'm so which way do you stand when you shower?
Because I've heard that that's a big Debateople are very
passionate when it comes to how you shower. Remember last
year there was that whole stupid Internet question of do
you wash your legs or do you let the soap
just roll down your body and clean your legs that way? Um,

(01:08):
the answer to that, the correct answer is wash your
legs please. I'm Harve marvelous questions. Remember to wash your legs.
But people are asking today on the internet, what's the
first thing you wash in the shower? English seven just
informed us that he washes his head first in the shower,
and then also ask which way do you stand in
the shower? Yeah, I stand towards the water. Yeah, yeah,
me too, because then it goes off your like face

(01:29):
region you don't, I like, I hate it when people,
you hear they stand the other way, but then let
it go down the back. I do both. I mix
it up. Yeah, I mean I mix it up for sure,
Like I stand with my back, but I don't wash
my hair with my head towards the water. Yeah, I
have long hair. I'll flip flop like a pancake and
there I'm alway, ye can you please commit? If I'm

(01:49):
really tired, I might sit on the floor in the shower,
or you might sit down and pass out and crack
your head in the shower. I did pass out earlier
this year in the shower. Crack my head, Harley, he
can star on his third eye. The question what's the
first thing that you watched in the shower? English? Evan's
going ahead. I started with my hair too. I think

(02:12):
I start with my hair. I star with my pits
in my interesting Honestly, I just start with like shoulders.
I think, like just armed shoulders, chest. I just start
lading all nine year old son jacks. He takes all
of the soap and he puts it in his palm
and then just distributes it to the other other hand.

(02:33):
And then he just puts it on his shoulders and
goes up and down his arms a bunch, And I'm like,
you got to spread that around doing anything. He's got
to clean his arms. That's cool where there. I always
save my face for last though. That's all it. Like,
I make sure I do not do anything because I

(02:55):
want to make sure I cleanse my face right before
and put on my other products. Right. Yeah, I'd go
from top to bottom. I think of my body like
a car. When you wash a car, you wash it
from top to bottom, right because you can spray dirt
back up on it. So I start with the top
and then I wash it down like that. Yeah. But
I mean, we're not a car, and we're not that
worried jumping in. I use like a separate face cloth

(03:17):
for like washing my face, you know, So it's like
totally different, but it is last. But you have to
use a different face cloth because you can't be wiping
your boys and then wiping your face. How freaking anal?
You know about our towels? Like well, like that goes
on my face? Yeah, I'm like, I'm cleaning my face
with it doesn't matter goes on my face. She's got

(03:42):
towels on towels, on towels for every every towels. Really
got to get good towels. If you don't know what
a good towel is, you get good towels. I think
the good towels that are in our bathroom and they're
in a section where I don't even know how to
find them most of the times. And then there's the
medium towels, which are like in the closet hallway, in

(04:04):
the hallway closet. And then there's the like low class
towels and they're in the garage text in four one
six one. What's the first thing that you washed in
the shower? And this has been another round of stupid
Internet questions. I've been your host, Harv Markley. I don't

(04:26):
think that's the name I started with, but whatever, I'm
Harv Harkley, and that was stupid Internet questions. Tune tomorrow,
same time for another exciting round of what people are
talking about on the dot com Your phone price coming
up next on here Te six point one. You're home
for Commercial Tree weekend everything, and you're the one who say,

(05:05):
in this world, it's just us. It's not the same
as it worse in this word, it's just a stop,
the same as the word as it was as it was. Stop.

(05:34):
The same answer the phone, Harry, you look known where
he's sitting. What can the desert you want bringing about?
Nobody's coming to your daddy is whispered. He just wants

(05:54):
to know that, Joel. In this world, it's just thus
you know, it's not the same as it was. In
this world, it's just those No, it's not the same

(06:18):
as the world as it was as it was. It's
not the same. Don't get it. I'm eating and I
don't want to talk about the way the world to
me gets on the world. Let it first as sound

(06:52):
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