December 4, 2023 • 20 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Ooo side canny.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
See this is being called the worst national anthem ever.
Was over the weekend at the Big twelve championship game,
warren Ziders singing see what you think.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Man, don'ts on press? This one last please.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
Sounds fine so far. He's a country guy.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
But I mean, there are a couple of parts, but
for the most part it sounds like country.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
People are calling it awful and hilariously terrible and ear
bleeding bad.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
So maybe it gets worse.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Ooy, This of Spain.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Sounds like America to mee he dies. This is the
part where they always screw it up. So let's see.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
I'm fine with it too, Only it's not bad, yeah
at all.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
It had a little truck commercial energy to it.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
But I I feel like I needed my bud light
while I watch. Why is it getting hate? I have
no idea. It wasn't that bad at all. This is
an example of one person said one thing and then
everybody else had to say it, whether they believe it
or not. In my opinion, it's the Jeubile Show.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
And there's a list going viral of the top holiday
trends for twenty twenty three, so you can make sure
that you're trending at this holiday season.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Who I love it?
Speaker 4 (01:49):
You can go Grandpa's chic. What's that?
Speaker 2 (01:52):
It's another this is what it says on list. Another
summer aesthetic is getting a winter rebrand. Ooh over coastal grandfather.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
I've never heard of coastal grandfather. Did you hear of
coastal grandfather?
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Nina? I didn't, But I know about like the grandma vibes,
like with the grandma' sweaters and stuff. So is this
just kind of grandpa? It's version of it.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Grandpa chic is a home to core style that's a
combination of rich warm tones like burgundy, olive green, and
tobacco brown and traditional materials like dark woods, plaid textiles,
and leather.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
It's like a chik Santa.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
No, no, no, it's your home design. It's like an
old guy's living room. It's basically what they'll talk.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Yes, basically, people are their Christmas aesthetic this year or
their holiday aesthetic to be in old guys?
Speaker 1 (02:40):
You know what I would like? That's actually very nostalgic, well,
like you know, doing Christmas with my grandpa. I do
remember that leather is it? And then there's a certain smell.
I can't put my finger on it.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
But yeah, it's like old and tobacco.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Fresh kind of. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Candy Core is another one of the top holidays twenty
twenty three.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
It sounds dirty, it really does. It says it's.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Foregoing the more traditional and formal holiday decor, some shoppers
are taking things a little more playful. Inspired by a
sugary fantasy world filled with lollipops, candy canes, and gum drops,
this playful trend taps into the childlike enchantment of sweet
treats and features holiday staples in iridescent materials.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
I was idly understand that you just line your house
with candy.
Speaker 6 (03:30):
Yeah, cavity this holiday season ahead.
Speaker 5 (03:34):
Sorry, it's like, do we need to do a candy
cane instead of doing a candy cane. It's like bright
green and bright pink at the same time. Like it's
like you're changing all the colors of traditional things.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
You're doing a bunch of.
Speaker 5 (03:44):
Like bright happy, like Willie Wonka esque type things in
your home.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Meanwhile, I'm thinking that somebody's body is a board game.
You're playing. Candy lands.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Core is clothing, not the absence of clothing.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Here's the plump drop ferry or whatever you.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Did tonight the party, it's candy core party very close necessary.
Another one of the top trends of twenty twenty three
for the holidays is mantle scaping. Oh yeah, it's I
like to read the descriptions that they put on these things.
(04:32):
But we love a good tablescape.
Speaker 7 (04:35):
What.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Yes, we zero escaping any of this the right way.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
And there's plenty of use for them during the holiday season.
But Etsy has zeroed in on another surface that makes
getting even more decre love this year, the mantle. So
your mantle if you have a fireplace, oh, you put
some holiday stuff on your mantle, and that's mantle scaping. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Don't people always do that that they're.
Speaker 5 (04:59):
Called because you have stockings and stuff, right, Yeah, if
you got a mantle, you gotta use it.
Speaker 7 (05:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
I would put snow up there, a little Nativity scenes,
little snowflakes, balls, you know, the shiny ones.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
Very loosely anchored television.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
All of that. Yes.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
The top trend of twenty twenty three, though, for the
holidays is the gingerbread Girl's people who.
Speaker 6 (05:20):
Just want to make gingerbread houses because I want to
do that setting all the well, I don't know if
you guys remember the Tomato Girl of the summer.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
We did talk about the tomato girl.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
I don't remember.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
The tomato Girl of the summer was the embodiment of warm, sunny,
laid back European vacations.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Yeah, okay, I just didn't.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Names for these things are so interesting to me.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
I love fresh tomato.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
I'm going with a little like tomato girl vibe this summer.
The gingerbread.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
The gingerbread girl aesthetic is cozy indoor winter version of
this it girl trend.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
What it says, I don't think.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Of cold weather cottage core. I'm so lost with all
the terms the cold weather cottage core. And so instead
of flowy sun dresses and vases of fresh cut flowers,
it's comfy blankets and fresh baked bread everywhere.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Yeah, I'm a gingerbread girl. Fresh break bread, I sure do. Okay, you.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
Everyone learned how to do that during the pandemic.
Speaker 6 (06:28):
I didn't really did all of you learn how to
make bread?
Speaker 4 (06:33):
Yeah? Yeah, I bought a bread maker. Yeah I didn't
use it.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
I didn't use it.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
I have a breadmaker, but I did not use it.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
But I could yeah, it does. He's a gingerbread man.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
I actually have already planned to regift to that breadmaker
to a friend of mine this Christmas. So they're getting
a bread maker they don't know yet's gonna get used.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Good morning. Can I take your order?
Speaker 5 (06:57):
Can get a tall?
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Chis got a large black coffee? Large black? Do you
mean aventy?
Speaker 8 (07:03):
No?
Speaker 1 (07:04):
I mean large? He means event. Yeah, the biggest one
you've got.
Speaker 7 (07:06):
Venti is large, is twenty Danny.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Large is large.
Speaker 5 (07:12):
In fact, toll is large, and grande is Spanish for large.
Speaker 9 (07:15):
Venti's the only one that doesn't mean large.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
It's also the only one that's Italian.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
Congratulations for stupid in three languages.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
It is time for America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez an exciting game
of trivia to see who gets to do the trivia
dance on NBC Nightly News tonight.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
It's a huge honor. I want to do that.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
I'llso your chance at now HORRN tickets And let's meet
today's contestant for You versus Victoria. His name is Chris,
and Chris is actually the night shift manager at Santa's Workshop.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
Chris, who's your worst employee right now? Yeah? That guy's
always lacking off, isn't he?
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Chris? Thank you for playing man. Are you ready to
take on Victoria?
Speaker 1 (07:59):
I am all right.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Victoria's gonna leave the studio, Chris. The game is played
like this. You have thirty seconds to answer as many
questions as possible. If you don't know one, just say
pass in. Victoria has to beat you outright to win.
All right, Chris, here we go. Are you ready, sir?
Speaker 6 (08:16):
I'm ready.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
Your time starts now.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Who's the lead singer of the band Imagine Dragons?
Speaker 6 (08:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Who invented the telephone? Addison? What is the name of
the smallest planet in our solar system? What is the
name of the fictional country in Black Panther music? What
musical instrument has forty seven strings and seven pedals? Hard? Okay?
(08:55):
Got that in.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
On time, we'll bring Victoria back into the studio. So, Chris,
when you're not working the night shift Santo's workshop, what
do you what else.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Do you do? Take care of my little l my
three little hoodlum boys.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
How old are they?
Speaker 7 (09:13):
Ten?
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Seven and two?
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Oh boy, you're tired a lot? Huh?
Speaker 10 (09:18):
Yes, sir, all right.
Speaker 4 (09:20):
Oh yeah, Victoria's back in studio. Victoria, Are you ready?
Speaker 1 (09:24):
I hope so?
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Okay, here we go, Victoria thirty seconds. Answer as many
questions as possible. If you don't know when Jesse passed
and you have to beat Chris, all right to win Gray, Victoria,
your time is getting going, lady, do it?
Speaker 1 (09:38):
What was who was the lead singer of the band
Imagine Dragons?
Speaker 7 (09:43):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (09:43):
My god, I know I don't know his name. Keep
this fast. I'm sorry. Who invented the telephone?
Speaker 6 (09:49):
Me?
Speaker 1 (09:49):
What is the name of the smallest planet in our
solar system?
Speaker 6 (09:53):
Oly? God, I know it's not Earth?
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Put up.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Wait, that's a plan. I'm sorry, we'll say Earth. What
is the name of the fictional country in black Panther?
Speaker 5 (10:05):
What?
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Oh? Wakanda? What musical instrument has forty seven strings and
seven petals? Pedals like flower or driving? Kidd?
Speaker 3 (10:17):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Wait, wait meet it?
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Nope, there's a musical instrument that has flowers pedals on it?
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Strings and seven petals? Can help?
Speaker 4 (10:28):
Oh a piano?
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Those that are those petals?
Speaker 2 (10:33):
What?
Speaker 1 (10:33):
You can't ask question?
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Way past your way past your window for answering that
question anyway?
Speaker 4 (10:38):
Alright, send it over to the scoreboard with producer Brad.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
All Right, Chris the Knight Elf manager got to correct.
Speaker 4 (10:44):
Good job, buddy Pie.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Victoria got one correct.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Oh Chris, congratulations.
Speaker 4 (10:52):
Not a hard fought victory.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Today, be Victoria. You got the now tickets and you
get to do the NBC Night the News Trivia Dance.
Just show up to the studio and get in there
somehow and start dancing.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
Okay, oh yeah, go over the answers with Nina.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Dan Reynolds is the lead singer of Imagine Dragons.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
And Reynolds all right, Dan, that's his name, But I
figured that would be Wade. I mean not that Dan
Reynolds is not a cool name. It's just I didn't
expect Slasher something.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
Yeah, I didn't.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Expect to Damash and Dan Reynolds from Imagine rackets rock
star name.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone. So look. Mercury is
the smallest planet in our solar system. Wakanda is the
fictional country in Black Panther and a harp has forty
seven strings, seven pedals? Where are the where are the pedals?
Speaker 4 (11:42):
I don't want to learn to play, you do. I
want to want to get a really big huge heart
from my living room and where.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
An angel outfit, yes, and play it all day is
a little halo white glowing robe. But we're like, why
is any what? People already complain that I don't answer
emails enough, but why is he not? The dude just
sits at home all day dressed like an angel playing
a harp. I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
You know these creatives?
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Can you get can you get Juble to go to
a meeting?
Speaker 4 (12:09):
He is in the afternoon.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
He won't do anything.
Speaker 4 (12:12):
That's he's an angel playing the harp right now.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
You can't even answer the phone or what you You're
welcome to go over there, but you have to sit
in the living room and listen to him play for
three hours. Chris, congratulations man, thank you very much for playing.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Thank you, Thanks Chris. He's rubbing it in Victoria. You
know I was confident in zero the answers. So you're
taking this as a victory then got one? Right?
Speaker 8 (12:39):
Well, ladies, it's that time of year where you get
those handful of guys saying, oh, I'm gonna take you
swum up. But the thing is no makeup a loudie.
That's fine because I'm gonna vite you of them. We
don't have a pillow fight and catch this no hats aloud. Yeah,
so I'm gonna snap that thing up off your head
and see how far back that heroline is.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Jared crying, I wouldn't stop my toe on the inside
of a coffee table. Then do another first date. Okay,
oh you have siblings that what's your favorite color?
Speaker 4 (13:09):
There is?
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Apparently, according to science, there's a type of guy that
you can instantly tell if they are a better lover.
Speaker 7 (13:15):
Oh, this is advice to my ladies on dating. That
man that you're dating is eventually gonna go bald. That
means that you're gonna put up with whatever he comes
with and his baldness. So basically, imagine him bald and
your standards will stay high.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Super good advice.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
But according to science, they say that if you can
instantly tell a man is a better lover if he
has one physical trait, and it's if he's bald.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Apparently bald men.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Make the best service at the love restaurant.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Interesting, why what are they serving?
Speaker 2 (13:56):
I can't say it's in my head and I can't
say that, but that science says that bald guys are
better lovers for a few reasons. One, they're low maintenance
because they don't their hair right. If they get up late,
they don't have to worry about it. They just get
they get ready and go okay, okay, they're masters are
(14:17):
wearing hats. That's another reason that they say that bald
guys are the best.
Speaker 4 (14:23):
Their Yeah, I don't know. Do you guys like hats
on guys?
Speaker 1 (14:29):
And maybe is that it? I do love hats, yeah, but.
Speaker 5 (14:31):
I just feel like a bald man's more likely to
wear a fedora or some interesting hat.
Speaker 4 (14:35):
Just switch it up, you know.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
My dad does that. But there are a lot of
baseball hats running around in these streets. That's where most
of the hat fishing comes from.
Speaker 4 (14:43):
Right, just define hat fishing again.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
It's when you look a certain way when you have
your hat on, but once the hat comes off, it's
a whole nother game.
Speaker 4 (14:50):
It doesn't change their parents, Okay.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
They also say that bald guys are better in the
bedroom because they save a lot of money.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
On hair products. I don't know that. I don't know
what that has to do with them being great lovers.
But well, now the other person you can I'm sure
that money I'm sure they'll find another way to spend
that money. I dated one bald guy and he spent
a lot of money.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Was okay, the bald guy better better than the hair
guys that you've dated.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
I wouldn't say that that's true.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
No, really, okay, So maybe so we're breaking stereotypes then,
I guess. Acording to science, researchers say that bald guys
are better lovers than the rest.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
I think it's because they have to be right. That's
what they say about like huskier guys too, or short guys.
It's like any guy that's not whatever.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
I always say, it's just the average dude, right, Like,
not somebody's super hot, not somebody's super tall, not somebody's
super buff. Find an average dude, because they will. They
are hard workers, and they will work hard to make
sure you are very happy, because they don't.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
They want.
Speaker 4 (15:55):
They're very happy to be there as well.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Right, because I'm average dude, happy to be here.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
I'm a guy of probably average looks and a little
bit below average height.
Speaker 4 (16:04):
I've had to work for everything in my life.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Even at the grocery store, getting something off the top
shelf is a task.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Amen.
Speaker 4 (16:10):
So imagine how.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Much I go the extra mile when I need to,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (16:16):
Superstate.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
So that's why I say I don't think it's about bald.
I think it's just average right because a hot guy,
someone is who's super hot, they just expect it be there, like, yeah,
of course you're happy to be here with me right now.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
I feel like you can tell how somebody is going
to be just by the way they have a conversation
with you. Yeah, if they're attentive to you and they
listen like all these tests we keep talking about that
that does translate into what kind of lev you are.
If you're not paying attention or sending the good mornings,
or paying attention to details, you're not going to any
other way either.
Speaker 10 (16:42):
What if they walk up to you in a room
and go, hello, I'm a good lover. Then that's a
really funny joke. I was thrown out there as a joke,
and now I have to try that.
Speaker 5 (16:56):
I guess the problem is the hotter a guy is,
the less a girl actually listens to what he says.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
So you could be doing all these tests.
Speaker 5 (17:04):
You'll be doing all these tests and then the guy
is just hot, so you're like he failed all the tests.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
But it's fine if it doesn't work, Yeah, because then
he's just hot and dumb. Exactly.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Research that says that bald men are actually better lovers
than all the rest.
Speaker 8 (17:19):
Hey, Samantha, Hey, so I am married to a very
nice bald man.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
He is the antithesis of every single thing that you
just said.
Speaker 5 (17:31):
Really, you know what, you know how like ugly kids,
they have to develop personalities.
Speaker 4 (17:38):
They're not just naturally hot.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
That's what I tell people whenever, because people love to
rip on me for whatever reason, probably because I'm dope,
but anyway, but but they do. And I've always said
that too. I've been like, well, I have personality, so
it works out, you know, like that's the reason that
I could get the date or whatever.
Speaker 4 (18:00):
So anyway, what about your husband? So he was he
only just started going bald, so he never developed these
awesome bald men skills.
Speaker 9 (18:11):
The opposite.
Speaker 4 (18:12):
They don't just magically appear that he is all these
great bald men things. They don't exit here.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Okay, so you're saying, wait, you have to choose a
guy that was like already bald, that was born bald
and stayed bald. Well maintenance the guy spends so much
more time on everything else because of the insecurity of the.
Speaker 9 (18:29):
Bold Come on, okay, former hot guye syndrome. He still
thinks he's hot.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
They also say that bald guys are better at sports.
What I don't know?
Speaker 4 (18:46):
True, I don't know why.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
I just think it's funny that bald guys all of
a sudden are better at everything.
Speaker 4 (18:51):
I almost shaved my head this weekend.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Why has he wanted to be better at sports? No,
I just tired doing my hair. Yeah, i'most shave my head.
I still might. Interesting.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
It also says that the number one reason why bald
guys are the best lovers in Loverville.
Speaker 4 (19:09):
Is because they have a higher libido.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
What a libido?
Speaker 4 (19:15):
You don't know? Libido is victoria. It's the type of shirt.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Yeah, type of shirt.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
Yeah, look it up in order of libido online on Amazon.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
I think again. I think you can actually on that's better.
Speaker 4 (19:32):
Yeah, search libido on your work computer. Search big libido.
Speaker 7 (19:38):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (19:38):
Or L A L I B I D. Google will
fix it for you.
Speaker 4 (19:42):
Researchers.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
The think that it's because they have more testosterone than
other men.
Speaker 5 (19:47):
Bald guys do, right, because I think the hair thing.
Takes a lot of testosterone to grow hair. Really, so
if it's not being used to grow the hair at
those other places, what maybe Yeah, you lost me.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Interesting.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
So they said if a man has thinner hair, higher testosterone,
better lover conversations one, do you agree or do you do?
Speaker 6 (20:10):
You have a question, Well, Nina, is there anything that
you would say that ball guy was better at than
other guys?
Speaker 1 (20:17):
We don't have enough time right now.
Speaker 4 (20:19):
I think that's a no.
Ooo side canny.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
See this is being called the worst national anthem ever.
Was over the weekend at the Big twelve championship game,
warren Ziders singing see what you think.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Man, don'ts on press? This one last please.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
Sounds fine so far. He's a country guy.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
But I mean, there are a couple of parts, but
for the most part it sounds like country.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
People are calling it awful and hilariously terrible and ear
bleeding bad.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
So maybe it gets worse.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Ooy, This of Spain.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Sounds like America to mee he dies. This is the
part where they always screw it up. So let's see.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
I'm fine with it too, Only it's not bad, yeah
at all.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
It had a little truck commercial energy to it.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
But I I feel like I needed my bud light
while I watch. Why is it getting hate? I have
no idea. It wasn't that bad at all. This is
an example of one person said one thing and then
everybody else had to say it, whether they believe it
or not. In my opinion, it's the Jeubile Show.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
And there's a list going viral of the top holiday
trends for twenty twenty three, so you can make sure
that you're trending at this holiday season.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Who I love it?
Speaker 4 (01:49):
You can go Grandpa's chic. What's that?
Speaker 2 (01:52):
It's another this is what it says on list. Another
summer aesthetic is getting a winter rebrand. Ooh over coastal grandfather.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
I've never heard of coastal grandfather. Did you hear of
coastal grandfather?
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Nina? I didn't, But I know about like the grandma vibes,
like with the grandma' sweaters and stuff. So is this
just kind of grandpa? It's version of it.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Grandpa chic is a home to core style that's a
combination of rich warm tones like burgundy, olive green, and
tobacco brown and traditional materials like dark woods, plaid textiles,
and leather.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
It's like a chik Santa.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
No, no, no, it's your home design. It's like an
old guy's living room. It's basically what they'll talk.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Yes, basically, people are their Christmas aesthetic this year or
their holiday aesthetic to be in old guys?
Speaker 1 (02:40):
You know what I would like? That's actually very nostalgic, well,
like you know, doing Christmas with my grandpa. I do
remember that leather is it? And then there's a certain smell.
I can't put my finger on it.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
But yeah, it's like old and tobacco.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Fresh kind of. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Candy Core is another one of the top holidays twenty
twenty three.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
It sounds dirty, it really does. It says it's.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Foregoing the more traditional and formal holiday decor, some shoppers
are taking things a little more playful. Inspired by a
sugary fantasy world filled with lollipops, candy canes, and gum drops,
this playful trend taps into the childlike enchantment of sweet
treats and features holiday staples in iridescent materials.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
I was idly understand that you just line your house
with candy.
Speaker 6 (03:30):
Yeah, cavity this holiday season ahead.
Speaker 5 (03:34):
Sorry, it's like, do we need to do a candy
cane instead of doing a candy cane. It's like bright
green and bright pink at the same time. Like it's
like you're changing all the colors of traditional things.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
You're doing a bunch of.
Speaker 5 (03:44):
Like bright happy, like Willie Wonka esque type things in
your home.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Meanwhile, I'm thinking that somebody's body is a board game.
You're playing. Candy lands.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Core is clothing, not the absence of clothing.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Here's the plump drop ferry or whatever you.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Did tonight the party, it's candy core party very close necessary.
Another one of the top trends of twenty twenty three
for the holidays is mantle scaping. Oh yeah, it's I
like to read the descriptions that they put on these things.
(04:32):
But we love a good tablescape.
Speaker 7 (04:35):
What.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Yes, we zero escaping any of this the right way.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
And there's plenty of use for them during the holiday season.
But Etsy has zeroed in on another surface that makes
getting even more decre love this year, the mantle. So
your mantle if you have a fireplace, oh, you put
some holiday stuff on your mantle, and that's mantle scaping. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Don't people always do that that they're.
Speaker 5 (04:59):
Called because you have stockings and stuff, right, Yeah, if
you got a mantle, you gotta use it.
Speaker 7 (05:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
I would put snow up there, a little Nativity scenes,
little snowflakes, balls, you know, the shiny ones.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
Very loosely anchored television.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
All of that. Yes.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
The top trend of twenty twenty three, though, for the
holidays is the gingerbread Girl's people who.
Speaker 6 (05:20):
Just want to make gingerbread houses because I want to
do that setting all the well, I don't know if
you guys remember the Tomato Girl of the summer.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
We did talk about the tomato girl.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
I don't remember.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
The tomato Girl of the summer was the embodiment of warm, sunny,
laid back European vacations.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Yeah, okay, I just didn't.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Names for these things are so interesting to me.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
I love fresh tomato.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
I'm going with a little like tomato girl vibe this summer.
The gingerbread.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
The gingerbread girl aesthetic is cozy indoor winter version of
this it girl trend.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
What it says, I don't think.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Of cold weather cottage core. I'm so lost with all
the terms the cold weather cottage core. And so instead
of flowy sun dresses and vases of fresh cut flowers,
it's comfy blankets and fresh baked bread everywhere.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Yeah, I'm a gingerbread girl. Fresh break bread, I sure do. Okay, you.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
Everyone learned how to do that during the pandemic.
Speaker 6 (06:28):
I didn't really did all of you learn how to
make bread?
Speaker 4 (06:33):
Yeah? Yeah, I bought a bread maker. Yeah I didn't
use it.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
I didn't use it.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
I have a breadmaker, but I did not use it.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
But I could yeah, it does. He's a gingerbread man.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
I actually have already planned to regift to that breadmaker
to a friend of mine this Christmas. So they're getting
a bread maker they don't know yet's gonna get used.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Good morning. Can I take your order?
Speaker 5 (06:57):
Can get a tall?
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Chis got a large black coffee? Large black? Do you
mean aventy?
Speaker 8 (07:03):
No?
Speaker 1 (07:04):
I mean large? He means event. Yeah, the biggest one
you've got.
Speaker 7 (07:06):
Venti is large, is twenty Danny.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Large is large.
Speaker 5 (07:12):
In fact, toll is large, and grande is Spanish for large.
Speaker 9 (07:15):
Venti's the only one that doesn't mean large.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
It's also the only one that's Italian.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
Congratulations for stupid in three languages.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
It is time for America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez an exciting game
of trivia to see who gets to do the trivia
dance on NBC Nightly News tonight.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
It's a huge honor. I want to do that.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
I'llso your chance at now HORRN tickets And let's meet
today's contestant for You versus Victoria. His name is Chris,
and Chris is actually the night shift manager at Santa's Workshop.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
Chris, who's your worst employee right now? Yeah? That guy's
always lacking off, isn't he?
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Chris? Thank you for playing man. Are you ready to
take on Victoria?
Speaker 1 (07:59):
I am all right.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Victoria's gonna leave the studio, Chris. The game is played
like this. You have thirty seconds to answer as many
questions as possible. If you don't know one, just say
pass in. Victoria has to beat you outright to win.
All right, Chris, here we go. Are you ready, sir?
Speaker 6 (08:16):
I'm ready.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
Your time starts now.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Who's the lead singer of the band Imagine Dragons?
Speaker 6 (08:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Who invented the telephone? Addison? What is the name of
the smallest planet in our solar system? What is the
name of the fictional country in Black Panther music? What
musical instrument has forty seven strings and seven pedals? Hard? Okay?
(08:55):
Got that in.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
On time, we'll bring Victoria back into the studio. So, Chris,
when you're not working the night shift Santo's workshop, what
do you what else.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Do you do? Take care of my little l my
three little hoodlum boys.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
How old are they?
Speaker 7 (09:13):
Ten?
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Seven and two?
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Oh boy, you're tired a lot? Huh?
Speaker 10 (09:18):
Yes, sir, all right.
Speaker 4 (09:20):
Oh yeah, Victoria's back in studio. Victoria, Are you ready?
Speaker 1 (09:24):
I hope so?
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Okay, here we go, Victoria thirty seconds. Answer as many
questions as possible. If you don't know when Jesse passed
and you have to beat Chris, all right to win Gray, Victoria,
your time is getting going, lady, do it?
Speaker 1 (09:38):
What was who was the lead singer of the band
Imagine Dragons?
Speaker 7 (09:43):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (09:43):
My god, I know I don't know his name. Keep
this fast. I'm sorry. Who invented the telephone?
Speaker 6 (09:49):
Me?
Speaker 1 (09:49):
What is the name of the smallest planet in our
solar system?
Speaker 6 (09:53):
Oly? God, I know it's not Earth?
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Put up.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Wait, that's a plan. I'm sorry, we'll say Earth. What
is the name of the fictional country in black Panther?
Speaker 5 (10:05):
What?
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Oh? Wakanda? What musical instrument has forty seven strings and
seven petals? Pedals like flower or driving? Kidd?
Speaker 3 (10:17):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Wait, wait meet it?
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Nope, there's a musical instrument that has flowers pedals on it?
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Strings and seven petals? Can help?
Speaker 4 (10:28):
Oh a piano?
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Those that are those petals?
Speaker 2 (10:33):
What?
Speaker 1 (10:33):
You can't ask question?
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Way past your way past your window for answering that
question anyway?
Speaker 4 (10:38):
Alright, send it over to the scoreboard with producer Brad.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
All Right, Chris the Knight Elf manager got to correct.
Speaker 4 (10:44):
Good job, buddy Pie.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Victoria got one correct.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Oh Chris, congratulations.
Speaker 4 (10:52):
Not a hard fought victory.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Today, be Victoria. You got the now tickets and you
get to do the NBC Night the News Trivia Dance.
Just show up to the studio and get in there
somehow and start dancing.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
Okay, oh yeah, go over the answers with Nina.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Dan Reynolds is the lead singer of Imagine Dragons.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
And Reynolds all right, Dan, that's his name, But I
figured that would be Wade. I mean not that Dan
Reynolds is not a cool name. It's just I didn't
expect Slasher something.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
Yeah, I didn't.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Expect to Damash and Dan Reynolds from Imagine rackets rock
star name.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone. So look. Mercury is
the smallest planet in our solar system. Wakanda is the
fictional country in Black Panther and a harp has forty
seven strings, seven pedals? Where are the where are the pedals?
Speaker 4 (11:42):
I don't want to learn to play, you do. I
want to want to get a really big huge heart
from my living room and where.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
An angel outfit, yes, and play it all day is
a little halo white glowing robe. But we're like, why
is any what? People already complain that I don't answer
emails enough, but why is he not? The dude just
sits at home all day dressed like an angel playing
a harp. I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
You know these creatives?
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Can you get can you get Juble to go to
a meeting?
Speaker 4 (12:09):
He is in the afternoon.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
He won't do anything.
Speaker 4 (12:12):
That's he's an angel playing the harp right now.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
You can't even answer the phone or what you You're
welcome to go over there, but you have to sit
in the living room and listen to him play for
three hours. Chris, congratulations man, thank you very much for playing.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Thank you, Thanks Chris. He's rubbing it in Victoria. You
know I was confident in zero the answers. So you're
taking this as a victory then got one? Right?
Speaker 8 (12:39):
Well, ladies, it's that time of year where you get
those handful of guys saying, oh, I'm gonna take you
swum up. But the thing is no makeup a loudie.
That's fine because I'm gonna vite you of them. We
don't have a pillow fight and catch this no hats aloud. Yeah,
so I'm gonna snap that thing up off your head
and see how far back that heroline is.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Jared crying, I wouldn't stop my toe on the inside
of a coffee table. Then do another first date. Okay,
oh you have siblings that what's your favorite color?
Speaker 4 (13:09):
There is?
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Apparently, according to science, there's a type of guy that
you can instantly tell if they are a better lover.
Speaker 7 (13:15):
Oh, this is advice to my ladies on dating. That
man that you're dating is eventually gonna go bald. That
means that you're gonna put up with whatever he comes
with and his baldness. So basically, imagine him bald and
your standards will stay high.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Super good advice.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
But according to science, they say that if you can
instantly tell a man is a better lover if he
has one physical trait, and it's if he's bald.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Apparently bald men.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Make the best service at the love restaurant.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Interesting, why what are they serving?
Speaker 2 (13:56):
I can't say it's in my head and I can't
say that, but that science says that bald guys are
better lovers for a few reasons. One, they're low maintenance
because they don't their hair right. If they get up late,
they don't have to worry about it. They just get
they get ready and go okay, okay, they're masters are
(14:17):
wearing hats. That's another reason that they say that bald
guys are the best.
Speaker 4 (14:23):
Their Yeah, I don't know. Do you guys like hats
on guys?
Speaker 1 (14:29):
And maybe is that it? I do love hats, yeah, but.
Speaker 5 (14:31):
I just feel like a bald man's more likely to
wear a fedora or some interesting hat.
Speaker 4 (14:35):
Just switch it up, you know.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
My dad does that. But there are a lot of
baseball hats running around in these streets. That's where most
of the hat fishing comes from.
Speaker 4 (14:43):
Right, just define hat fishing again.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
It's when you look a certain way when you have
your hat on, but once the hat comes off, it's
a whole nother game.
Speaker 4 (14:50):
It doesn't change their parents, Okay.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
They also say that bald guys are better in the
bedroom because they save a lot of money.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
On hair products. I don't know that. I don't know
what that has to do with them being great lovers.
But well, now the other person you can I'm sure
that money I'm sure they'll find another way to spend
that money. I dated one bald guy and he spent
a lot of money.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Was okay, the bald guy better better than the hair
guys that you've dated.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
I wouldn't say that that's true.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
No, really, okay, So maybe so we're breaking stereotypes then,
I guess. Acording to science, researchers say that bald guys
are better lovers than the rest.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
I think it's because they have to be right. That's
what they say about like huskier guys too, or short guys.
It's like any guy that's not whatever.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
I always say, it's just the average dude, right, Like,
not somebody's super hot, not somebody's super tall, not somebody's
super buff. Find an average dude, because they will. They
are hard workers, and they will work hard to make
sure you are very happy, because they don't.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
They want.
Speaker 4 (15:55):
They're very happy to be there as well.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Right, because I'm average dude, happy to be here.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
I'm a guy of probably average looks and a little
bit below average height.
Speaker 4 (16:04):
I've had to work for everything in my life.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Even at the grocery store, getting something off the top
shelf is a task.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Amen.
Speaker 4 (16:10):
So imagine how.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Much I go the extra mile when I need to,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (16:16):
Superstate.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
So that's why I say I don't think it's about bald.
I think it's just average right because a hot guy,
someone is who's super hot, they just expect it be there, like, yeah,
of course you're happy to be here with me right now.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
I feel like you can tell how somebody is going
to be just by the way they have a conversation
with you. Yeah, if they're attentive to you and they
listen like all these tests we keep talking about that
that does translate into what kind of lev you are.
If you're not paying attention or sending the good mornings,
or paying attention to details, you're not going to any
other way either.
Speaker 10 (16:42):
What if they walk up to you in a room
and go, hello, I'm a good lover. Then that's a
really funny joke. I was thrown out there as a joke,
and now I have to try that.
Speaker 5 (16:56):
I guess the problem is the hotter a guy is,
the less a girl actually listens to what he says.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
So you could be doing all these tests.
Speaker 5 (17:04):
You'll be doing all these tests and then the guy
is just hot, so you're like he failed all the tests.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
But it's fine if it doesn't work, Yeah, because then
he's just hot and dumb. Exactly.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Research that says that bald men are actually better lovers
than all the rest.
Speaker 8 (17:19):
Hey, Samantha, Hey, so I am married to a very
nice bald man.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
He is the antithesis of every single thing that you
just said.
Speaker 5 (17:31):
Really, you know what, you know how like ugly kids,
they have to develop personalities.
Speaker 4 (17:38):
They're not just naturally hot.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
That's what I tell people whenever, because people love to
rip on me for whatever reason, probably because I'm dope,
but anyway, but but they do. And I've always said
that too. I've been like, well, I have personality, so
it works out, you know, like that's the reason that
I could get the date or whatever.
Speaker 4 (18:00):
So anyway, what about your husband? So he was he
only just started going bald, so he never developed these
awesome bald men skills.
Speaker 9 (18:11):
The opposite.
Speaker 4 (18:12):
They don't just magically appear that he is all these
great bald men things. They don't exit here.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Okay, so you're saying, wait, you have to choose a
guy that was like already bald, that was born bald
and stayed bald. Well maintenance the guy spends so much
more time on everything else because of the insecurity of the.
Speaker 9 (18:29):
Bold Come on, okay, former hot guye syndrome. He still
thinks he's hot.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
They also say that bald guys are better at sports.
What I don't know?
Speaker 4 (18:46):
True, I don't know why.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
I just think it's funny that bald guys all of
a sudden are better at everything.
Speaker 4 (18:51):
I almost shaved my head this weekend.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Why has he wanted to be better at sports? No,
I just tired doing my hair. Yeah, i'most shave my head.
I still might. Interesting.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
It also says that the number one reason why bald
guys are the best lovers in Loverville.
Speaker 4 (19:09):
Is because they have a higher libido.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
What a libido?
Speaker 4 (19:15):
You don't know? Libido is victoria. It's the type of shirt.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Yeah, type of shirt.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
Yeah, look it up in order of libido online on Amazon.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
I think again. I think you can actually on that's better.
Speaker 4 (19:32):
Yeah, search libido on your work computer. Search big libido.
Speaker 7 (19:38):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (19:38):
Or L A L I B I D. Google will
fix it for you.
Speaker 4 (19:42):
Researchers.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
The think that it's because they have more testosterone than
other men.
Speaker 5 (19:47):
Bald guys do, right, because I think the hair thing.
Takes a lot of testosterone to grow hair. Really, so
if it's not being used to grow the hair at
those other places, what maybe Yeah, you lost me.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Interesting.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
So they said if a man has thinner hair, higher testosterone,
better lover conversations one, do you agree or do you do?
Speaker 6 (20:10):
You have a question, Well, Nina, is there anything that
you would say that ball guy was better at than
other guys?
Speaker 1 (20:17):
We don't have enough time right now.
Speaker 4 (20:19):
I think that's a no.
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