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The Jewel Show on demand. I just realized what the
biggest Christmas tradition is here in America. What's that? It's
the Jewel Show. It's the one thing that almost every
single one of us does during this time of year.
And no, it's not the annual tradition you're thinking of.
It's not when you and your family draw a name
out of a hat to see who will get dressed
up as Blitzen so you can play pin the tail
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on the reindeer this year. That's always a fun one,
the best, but be careful. Things get broken when you
play that. Anyway, America's most treasured Christmas tradition is this
stressing the f out. The holidays are a great time
of year, but they're also really stressful, and that's what
we do this time of year. And that involves traveling
to see your family or friends or leaving the country
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so you don't have to be around your family or friends.
Either way, you're gonna probably need a plane for that.
And a poll is going viral of the top airline
pet peeves. We'll go over what most people's pet peeves
are in just a second. What annoys you? They'll call
us up eight eight eight four three one o six
one text in four one oh six one. We'll go
over some of the top answers from this survey of
the most annoying airline pet peeves. Just in time for
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the holidays. Right when someone asks you to switch seats
with them. Apparently that bugs forty three percent of people. Yeah,
I get annoyed by that. I know, it doesn't bother
me unless they're asking me to go from an aisle
seat to a middle seat, or a window seat to
a middle seat. You should even ask that. I mean,
you could pay me, and I would definitely call us up.
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Eight to eighty three four three one oh six one
text in four one oh six one. Just in time
for the holidays where you're gonna have to travel on
an airline or aka the city bus in the sky,
A new survey is going viral of people's biggest airline
pet peeves. Bennet, what's your biggest pet peeve? My biggest
pet peeve? At the airport? Airline, airplane, babies, toddlers, you
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know the Q and all. But why is like your
baby the only one making noise when the whole plane
is quiet? Also, why is your baby's legs so strong
and it's kicking my fee. You will tell your daughter
or your son, your baby gonna stop it. I will
turn around and tell them to stop it. Apparently sixty
five percent of people get annoyed when people kick the
back of the seat that's in your line. Pet people,
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we're going over the biggest airline pet peeves just in
time for the holiday, so you can think about canceling
your plane tickets to go visit your family's another big
airline pet peeve. When people are rude to the airport's
staff or the flight attendant, yes, there's no need for that, honestly,
like they're doing their job. Come on, they are doing
their job. A flight attendants love to catch your attitude
every once in a while. And my thing is, I'm
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will meet you with what you meet me with a period.
I know, I like you know what. I've started doing
that too, if somebody gives me an attitude. I've been
the person in my life that kind of lets people
give me attitude and let's a roll off. And then
if they ask me if I'm giving an attitude, I've
just been like, I'm just matching your energy. You could
bring your energy down to what you want mind to
be or we can continue to go like this. Ye,
treat others way you want to be treated, honey, yep,
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And okay fine, I'll be escorted off the plane when
we land. Yeah, never get to fly again. Funny. Yeah.
The top airline pet peeves, according to a list that's
going by our right now, strangers who force you into
small talk on the plane. Oh my gosh. Literally happened
to me on my last flight. I talked to this
man for maybe like the entire flight. I had my
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iPad want to talk to him. I mean, he was
really nice and we were chatting, but I had my
iPad out and I wanted to watch like the last
few episodes of the Game of Thrones that I had
been watching. How many did you get to watch? None?
Not one episode? No. We talked literally about like football,
and then after football, his traveling for work. One of
my biggest airline pet peeves is when there is a
talker next to somebody on a plane, but they're talking
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so loud that they want the entire plane to hear
your conversation. And they're usually always talking about their kids
and how cool their kids are and what college they
go to and all that kind of stuff. Or they're
talking about how great their career is going and they
just want to announce it to the whole plane. They
like talk about the vacation they're going on, and before
you get off the plane, you know, their itinerary back
and forth, what they're doing the days, Like, dude, we're
all going to the same plane there swimming with dolphins. Christian,
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what's your biggest airline pet peeve? My biggest airline pet
peeve is when the flight attendants don't hurry back for
drink refills. I'm sorry, listen, I listen. I understand a
job as a job and that people have bad days,
period of fil you on this, but now there is
zero reason how three hours into a five and six
hour flight, I've seen your face once. I already got
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two vodka orange juices and I've drank both and the
ice is melted. Yeah, I'm parched. Same thing with me.
I'm parched and sober. Sometimes they only come once, and
I'm like, you you seen people only want one drink exactly,
so I just do two at a time. I'm like,
do y'all do? What can I get two? And they're
like no, but we do doubles. I'm like, that's two,
but whatever you need to do to make yourself feel better,
I get doubles. I'll go back there and ask them
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because they're sitting back their chatting. I've done that too.
I go to pee and like it's been an hour,
forty five minutes. It's we've seen And you go back
there and they're chilling, and I'm like, I get it.
You know what, honey, chill on the clock, make that
money and don't do much. Can I get a vodka
orange juice while we're editing? That would be lovely. They
need just like bars on airplanes, with just like bar
tenders where you just like go back. It's like a
little tiny corner and it's just little pre made cocktails.
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Boom boom boom. Imagine all the drunk people walking up
and down the Imagine the no fly lists. When they
do last call, everybody goes running to the back. Then
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