Join The Jubal Show for a hilarious and unpredictable round of You vs. Victoria! From confusing coffee orders to the quirky world of square watermelons in Japan, today’s contestant Laura takes on Victoria Ramirez’s winning streak for John Legend tickets. Who will come out on top in this fast-paced trivia challenge full of laughs, surprising facts, and unexpected twists?
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Episode Transcript
Good morning. Can I take your order? Are going to
a tall a large black cock? Large black cock? Do
you mean a venty?
Speaker 2 (00:07):
No?
Speaker 1 (00:08):
I mean a large? He means Aventi.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
The biggest funny that Venti is large, No Venti is
twenty large is large. In fact, cole is large and
grande is Spanish for large. Venti's the only one that
doesn't mean large. It's also the only one that's Italian.
Congratulations for stupid in three languages.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
It's almost time for America's favorite trivia game. You versus
Victoria your chance to take on how arom Victoria Ramirez
in a game of trivia for John Legend tickets? So
call us up if you want to play eight eight
eight three four three one eight eight eight three four
three one o six one. You can also d m
us at the jubilshow dot com or like dms at
(00:49):
the Jewel Show, or go to the Jubilshow dot com.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Yeah, I said, yeah, you can do that if you
think you have what.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
It takes to intellectually dismantle Victoria piece by piece. Bro,
you're sitting your ego a permanent vacation to the lonely
Province of Humiliation.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Bill day at the dot A second, I go, don't
come at me with that. Well, they will pull that
out of the about me. But you couldn't say go
to the jubox like seriously, humiliation. If you want to
play you we'll play right after this. It's the Jubile Show.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
You know what's weird about your quizes, Katie, is that
all the work is right and just the answers are wrong.
I know that having a boyfriend may seem like the
most important thing in the world right now, but you
don't have to dumb yourself down to get guys to
like you.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
of trivia for John Legend tickets. And let's meet today's contestant.
For you verus Victoria, Laura.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
How are you?
Speaker 2 (01:55):
I'm amazing?
Speaker 1 (01:56):
How are you great?
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Do you think that you can beat Victoria?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
I think so, but she's she's been on a roll.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Thanks, I am on a winning streak. In case anyone
is curious, would this be number four today? If you will,
Thank you. You make a great time.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
All right, We're gonna send Victoria out of the studio,
and while she's leaving, Laura, the game is played like this.
You have thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know when, just say pass, and Victoria
has to beat you outright to win.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Okay, all right, all right? Are you ready? Here we go? Ready?
Your time starts now. Mount Everest lies on the border
of Nepal. In which country? Oh? Which sport is also
known as the Gentleman's Game? In what country? Is it
(02:49):
common to find square watermelons? Past? Who invented the telephone?
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Alexander Bell?
Speaker 1 (03:05):
No?
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Yeah, something you got that.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
We'll bring Victoria back into the studio.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
And while she's getting settled and putting on her headphones
and stuff, here's a question for you, Laura. If you
could swap life one cartoon character for a day, who
would you pick?
Speaker 1 (03:20):
And why? Oh that's a great one cartoon character at
So what'd she says that I've thought about this a lot.
Who would you pick? Nina Ariel Ariel? Oh cartoon character?
(03:42):
You know what I said?
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Homer? All right?
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Why would you want to be Homer Simpson for a day?
Don't nut? It would be fun to be in Homer's
ed for a day, you know, yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Yeah, I think you get away with a lot.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Yeah, at the end of the day, you know, he's
like a like a good guy. So yeah, Victoria, if
you could swap lives with one cartoon character for a day,
who would you pick?
Speaker 2 (04:11):
And why?
Speaker 1 (04:11):
My original thought was like tweetybird, more like bugs bunny
or what's the Tasmanian devil? He just looked like he
feels like he's just on one all the time. I mean,
you're the human version. He's like going going ooh, many mouse,
many mouse. Yeah, she kind of just like she has
(04:32):
everythings put together many moles, has her life together.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
All right, Here we go thirty seconds. Answer as many
questions as possible. If you don't know one, just say
pass and you have to beat Laura outright to win,
and Laura you can tell Victoria when to.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Go ready, then go.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Mount Everest lies on the border of Nepal. In which country?
Oh pass?
Speaker 2 (04:56):
No?
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Which sport is also known as the Gentleman's game? Uh
oh oh um, bulker, In what country is it common
to fine square watermelons? Huh there's square watermelons. That's cool.
I don't know who invented the telephone. Uh, Jewel Rush,
which US state is famous for its potatoes. Ohio in
(05:21):
what decade was the first Victorious Secret fashion show decade? Yeah?
Uh the nineties. That's a decade.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Yeah, alright, let's send it over to the scoreboard and
see how you guys did our normal scoreboard. Our social
media producer Gabby isn't here today, so Nina has your score.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
No, I want to win? Okay, well I should said
two thousand. Stay what's your dad again? Laura? I'm sorry, Laura,
My bad. Laura got one crushed, one question correct?
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Come on please.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Victoria also got one. Oh, Laura, that means you broke
her win streak.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
She almost made it to four, but it's I go
see you. You needed it was one more correct answer
and you would have got the four, Victoria.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
But congratulations, Lauri did it.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
She broke the street and you got John Legend tickets
just for playing too.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Let's get the answers now with Nina. Thank you. Mount
Vers lies on the border of Nepal in China. No
cricket is also known as the Gentleman's game. The gentleman
is kay cricket. Yeah, these square watermelons is really interesting though,
cool looking. I'm looking at a picture of them right now.
I didn't know they existed. But in Japan they're grown
in boxes so they can fit them better in fridges.
(06:32):
That's a great idea. It's so cool. Wait is that like,
if you're growing it in a box, it can't get
bigger than the box? Like is that kind of like
technically like and it's shaped like the box. Yeah, and
they're square. It's really cool. It's really cool. Alexander Graham
bell Is, who invented the telephone. Idaho is known for
potatoes and the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show did start in
(06:52):
the nineties, nineteen ninety five. Specific that was my right, Laura,
Thank you for playing dang it. Thanks you, guys, Green One.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
We play U vers Victoria at the same time every
single weekday morning. Remember if you want to play, just
dm us at the Jubil Show or go to the
jubilshow dot com.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
What is it for? The watermelons are so cool? Aren't
they cool looking? We need to go on like this
in America hard watermelons too, and triangle
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