April 27, 2023 • 10 mins
We finally have the answer to the question: If he spends too much time in the bathroom - is he cheating?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time to catch a cheater. Only on the Tuble Show.
Edda is on the phone today for War or the
Roses to catch a cheater, and she's been with her
boyfriend Bennie for about five years. They're not married, but
now she thinks that he might be messing around. So
we'll see if we can help her out. Gretta, what's
going on? What's your situation?
Speaker 2 (00:20):
I'm just uh, I don't know. I'm growing suspicious about
my boyfriend Benny. He's he's been kind of distant lately,
and every call he gets, he like goes into the
bathroom and was like talking in a hushed tone.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
You can hear him talking, Yeah, I can.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Hear him, but it's like mawful that I can't really
tell who he's talking to, almost.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Like he's obviously hiding some kind of conversation.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
It feels like, good, Yeah, what's up with.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
People hiding out in the bathroom? Even get a lot
of them hiding out in the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Really, it's honest, pleas to echo.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Right, you're right, And it's a thing that definitely happens
a lot because I have a sensitive stummy and so
if I'm not eating right, I'm in there a lot,
but I'm not doing anything shady. I'm literally just in
there because sensitive stummy. Oh but I've been in relationships
before where I've been accused of who you talking to
(01:25):
things like that because of how much I'm in the bathroom,
and I'm like, I get it, I get it. I
also know your history, and that makes sense why you
would ask the question. Also, please remember sensitive stummy.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Does Benny have a sensitive stummy some time?
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Okay, but you can hear him talking though, huh.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Yeah, I can hear it. I can't completely make out
who he's talking to. I'm not going to put my
ear to the door, like, but there is something.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Else that happened too, Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
So I will occasionally surprise him for lunch at his office.
And then recently, a couple of days ago, I went
to his office to surprise him.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
I was turning around the corner and.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
I could see him through the glass. He couldn't see me,
and he was in his office sitting.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
On his desk and he was laughing and he.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Was like getting really close to one of his coworkers
named Sarah, who I met before. And you know, I
came in, Hey, let's go to lunch and everything was fine,
But like, what really was going on in there?
Speaker 1 (02:31):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
I'm just suspicious of the entire thing.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
So did you say anything to him about what you
saw through the window?
Speaker 2 (02:39):
I didn't. I was too afraid to it. Bring it up.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
You've told us already what grocery store. You guys are
rewards card members. So we'll call him and pretend to
be from the grocery store and do the usual. Say,
every single month, we choose one rewards card member member
at random who gets free flowers delivered from our beautiful,
brand new floral department. It's amazing a do flower deliver now?
And we're so excited about it. And we'll see if
he believes that, and if he sends the flowers to
(03:04):
you or to somebody else. Okay, okay, oh.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Wait really quick, do you feel like he's been dressing different?
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Like?
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Do you feel like he smells different? Like? You know,
they say that when something is happening, especially in a
workplace environment, they're dressing a little bit differently as when
they go to work.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Yeah, has a business casual gone to business serious?
Speaker 2 (03:24):
I mean, thinking back on it, I'm not sure he's
really dressing differently. I mean, he usually.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Dresses nice anyway.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Okay, he's not like changed his cologne or anything.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Okay, Okay, that's that's probably a good sign.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Absolutely.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Okay, we'll try to figure it out for you. We'll
play a song, come back and get your War of
the Roses to catch a Cheater next? Okay, okay, thank you,
ye in the middle of War of the Roses to
Catch a Cheater And if you're just joining us. Greta
is on the phone. She thinks that her boyfriend of
five years, Benny, might be messing around. So we're about
to see if he is and if we can catch
him real quick, though, Greta just a fresh everybody's memory.
(04:01):
What's going on with Benny?
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Okay, So I've been with Benny, my boyfriend for five years.
He's kind of had some distant behavior recently. He's taking
phone calls in the bathroom and being hush hush about it.
I went to his office to surprise him. I saw
him laughing and leaning in close with a coworker.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
All right, well, we'll see if we can catch him.
Right now. We're gonna call him and pretend to be
from the grocery store that he shops at and say that.
Every single month, we choose one Rewards card member totally
random who gets free flowers delivered from our floor apartment.
We'll see if he sends those flowers to you or
to somebody else. Okay, okay, thank you, all right, good luck.
Here we go. Hello. Hi, this is Chortle calling from.
(04:50):
Is this Benny? Hey? Yes, this is Benny. Please don't
hang up the phone. This is not a marketing call.
I'm calling to say congratulations here, this is winter Congrats.
Speaker 5 (04:59):
WHOA, what did I What did I win?
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Oh? You won the flowers, of course?
Speaker 5 (05:04):
Uh yeah, okay cool, what does the what does that
mean with the flowers?
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Every single month, we choose one Rewards Card member to
say thank you for shopping with us and being such
a loyal customer by giving them thirty six long stem
red roses from our beautiful, brand new and reimagined floral department.
We do delivery now. So you've won thirty six long
stim red roses delivered anywhere you want for free. WHOA, yeah,
that's very good. Congratulations and thank you for being such
(05:31):
a good customer. Thank you awesome. Well, if you know
who you'd like to send it to now, I can
get the information in just a matter of minutes over
the phone here, all right, for sure?
Speaker 5 (05:42):
Awesome? Yeah, I want to send them if you could
make it out to Greta g r e Pta.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Okay, would you like anything to go on a card?
We can put a card with it if you'd like.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Sure?
Speaker 5 (05:58):
Yeah? Could you say you're my everything and coming home
to you is the best part of my day. Just
something like that.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
That's sweet, that's nice. Is that your WiFi? Uh?
Speaker 5 (06:12):
My longtime girlfriend?
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Okay? You know, so I had a guy the other
day who also had someone was with someone for five years,
but he he was sending flowers of someone else's side piece.
Can you believe?
Speaker 5 (06:25):
He told me that, whoa, we've been together for five years.
But that's crazy to do that at that point.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Yeah, I ended up giving him two sets, you know,
one to send to the wifey want to send to
the side piece. I mean, I'm not going to judge,
right job if you if you have a deal like that,
I can hook you up as well. Just you know,
gut a guy.
Speaker 5 (06:43):
Uh no, I'm good.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Just just to please so you don't want any flowers
for your sidepiece. I do not have side all right,
well then I'll just get I'll move it along. Then
I'm not from the girlfriend at all. This is actually
double from the Jubil show. It's a radio show.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Wait what Oh yeah, it's a radio show. Hi, Benny,
I'm Nina. Also from that show. Hi, I'matora.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
There's three people on the phone with you right now.
We do a segment on our show called War the
Roses to Catch a Cheater, where we try to see
if people are cheating by who they send flowers to.
And your girlfriend Greta is actually on the phone too.
You've been listening this whole time, and that doesn't sound
like your team.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
Though.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Yes, that's good news.
Speaker 5 (07:27):
I'm not. Oh my god, Hi, I love Yeah. Yeah,
I thinks so everybody's gonna hear that. You're my everything I.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Know and I'm so happy about it.
Speaker 5 (07:44):
Yeah, I mean, okay, I'm I'm glad I gave you flowers,
but and that you're happy, But like, what's going on?
Why would you think I'm cheating?
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Well, honestly, Benny, you've been pretty distant lately. You've been
going into the bathroom and having what seems like private
calls and I'm wondering, who are you talking to in there?
I don't know why you would go into the bathroom
just talk to your boss.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
Also, I went to your work the other day, you know,
we had lunch, But before that I saw you laughing
and getting really close with Sarah.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
So is there something going on there?
Speaker 5 (08:31):
Oh my god?
Speaker 2 (08:32):
So two things.
Speaker 5 (08:34):
One, I just started getting really into the podcast, and
I'm almost never talking on the phone in the bathroom.
I'm just listening to some of my favorite show.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Oh my god. Yeah, yeah, I don't.
Speaker 5 (08:51):
Think I've ever talked to someone on the toilet. It's weird.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
Listen.
Speaker 5 (08:58):
Sarah is, you know, like my closest co worker, right,
and we've always been good coworkers, but literally nothing has
ever happened. We have no feelings like that, no interest
like that. That that is, we're just She's the person
in the office that I feel like I can talk
(09:20):
to about all the trap going on with my boss
and stuff. You know, it's like literally nothing else besides that.
Speaker 4 (09:26):
Okay, yeah, but why do you have to get close
to Sarah?
Speaker 2 (09:30):
She's gorgeous. I mean, you obviously would be attracted to her,
so why talk to her?
Speaker 4 (09:40):
You know, like don't there guys in the office we can.
Speaker 5 (09:43):
Talk to No, listen, she's a really nice person, but
I don't even see her that way at all. The
only person that I think is beautiful of you. Okay,
so again, I guess you think she's gorgeous or whatever.
(10:03):
But out of all the time knowing her, like, I've
never even thought that about her, you know, Like I
have no feelings like that at all, And like you
are the most beautiful person to me, you know, and
that's all that matters.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Oh, Denny, thank you, that's cute.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Thank you for saying that. Friend of everyone.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Congratulations he's not also man, Good job, Benny, did you?
Will show on demand
It's time to catch a cheater. Only on the Tuble Show.
Edda is on the phone today for War or the
Roses to catch a cheater, and she's been with her
boyfriend Bennie for about five years. They're not married, but
now she thinks that he might be messing around. So
we'll see if we can help her out. Gretta, what's
going on? What's your situation?
Speaker 2 (00:20):
I'm just uh, I don't know. I'm growing suspicious about
my boyfriend Benny. He's he's been kind of distant lately,
and every call he gets, he like goes into the
bathroom and was like talking in a hushed tone.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
You can hear him talking, Yeah, I can.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Hear him, but it's like mawful that I can't really
tell who he's talking to, almost.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Like he's obviously hiding some kind of conversation.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
It feels like, good, Yeah, what's up with.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
People hiding out in the bathroom? Even get a lot
of them hiding out in the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Really, it's honest, pleas to echo.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Right, you're right, And it's a thing that definitely happens
a lot because I have a sensitive stummy and so
if I'm not eating right, I'm in there a lot,
but I'm not doing anything shady. I'm literally just in
there because sensitive stummy. Oh but I've been in relationships
before where I've been accused of who you talking to
(01:25):
things like that because of how much I'm in the bathroom,
and I'm like, I get it, I get it. I
also know your history, and that makes sense why you
would ask the question. Also, please remember sensitive stummy.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Does Benny have a sensitive stummy some time?
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Okay, but you can hear him talking though, huh.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Yeah, I can hear it. I can't completely make out
who he's talking to. I'm not going to put my
ear to the door, like, but there is something.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Else that happened too, Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
So I will occasionally surprise him for lunch at his office.
And then recently, a couple of days ago, I went
to his office to surprise him.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
I was turning around the corner and.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
I could see him through the glass. He couldn't see me,
and he was in his office sitting.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
On his desk and he was laughing and he.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Was like getting really close to one of his coworkers
named Sarah, who I met before. And you know, I
came in, Hey, let's go to lunch and everything was fine,
But like, what really was going on in there?
Speaker 1 (02:31):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
I'm just suspicious of the entire thing.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
So did you say anything to him about what you
saw through the window?
Speaker 2 (02:39):
I didn't. I was too afraid to it. Bring it up.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
You've told us already what grocery store. You guys are
rewards card members. So we'll call him and pretend to
be from the grocery store and do the usual. Say,
every single month, we choose one rewards card member member
at random who gets free flowers delivered from our beautiful,
brand new floral department. It's amazing a do flower deliver now?
And we're so excited about it. And we'll see if
he believes that, and if he sends the flowers to
(03:04):
you or to somebody else. Okay, okay, oh.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Wait really quick, do you feel like he's been dressing different?
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Like?
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Do you feel like he smells different? Like? You know,
they say that when something is happening, especially in a
workplace environment, they're dressing a little bit differently as when
they go to work.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Yeah, has a business casual gone to business serious?
Speaker 2 (03:24):
I mean, thinking back on it, I'm not sure he's
really dressing differently. I mean, he usually.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Dresses nice anyway.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Okay, he's not like changed his cologne or anything.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Okay, Okay, that's that's probably a good sign.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Absolutely.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Okay, we'll try to figure it out for you. We'll
play a song, come back and get your War of
the Roses to catch a Cheater next? Okay, okay, thank you,
ye in the middle of War of the Roses to
Catch a Cheater And if you're just joining us. Greta
is on the phone. She thinks that her boyfriend of
five years, Benny, might be messing around. So we're about
to see if he is and if we can catch
him real quick, though, Greta just a fresh everybody's memory.
(04:01):
What's going on with Benny?
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Okay, So I've been with Benny, my boyfriend for five years.
He's kind of had some distant behavior recently. He's taking
phone calls in the bathroom and being hush hush about it.
I went to his office to surprise him. I saw
him laughing and leaning in close with a coworker.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
All right, well, we'll see if we can catch him.
Right now. We're gonna call him and pretend to be
from the grocery store that he shops at and say that.
Every single month, we choose one Rewards card member totally
random who gets free flowers delivered from our floor apartment.
We'll see if he sends those flowers to you or
to somebody else. Okay, okay, thank you, all right, good luck.
Here we go. Hello. Hi, this is Chortle calling from.
(04:50):
Is this Benny? Hey? Yes, this is Benny. Please don't
hang up the phone. This is not a marketing call.
I'm calling to say congratulations here, this is winter Congrats.
Speaker 5 (04:59):
WHOA, what did I What did I win?
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Oh? You won the flowers, of course?
Speaker 5 (05:04):
Uh yeah, okay cool, what does the what does that
mean with the flowers?
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Every single month, we choose one Rewards Card member to
say thank you for shopping with us and being such
a loyal customer by giving them thirty six long stem
red roses from our beautiful, brand new and reimagined floral department.
We do delivery now. So you've won thirty six long
stim red roses delivered anywhere you want for free. WHOA, yeah,
that's very good. Congratulations and thank you for being such
(05:31):
a good customer. Thank you awesome. Well, if you know
who you'd like to send it to now, I can
get the information in just a matter of minutes over
the phone here, all right, for sure?
Speaker 5 (05:42):
Awesome? Yeah, I want to send them if you could
make it out to Greta g r e Pta.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Okay, would you like anything to go on a card?
We can put a card with it if you'd like.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Sure?
Speaker 5 (05:58):
Yeah? Could you say you're my everything and coming home
to you is the best part of my day. Just
something like that.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
That's sweet, that's nice. Is that your WiFi? Uh?
Speaker 5 (06:12):
My longtime girlfriend?
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Okay? You know, so I had a guy the other
day who also had someone was with someone for five years,
but he he was sending flowers of someone else's side piece.
Can you believe?
Speaker 5 (06:25):
He told me that, whoa, we've been together for five years.
But that's crazy to do that at that point.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Yeah, I ended up giving him two sets, you know,
one to send to the wifey want to send to
the side piece. I mean, I'm not going to judge,
right job if you if you have a deal like that,
I can hook you up as well. Just you know,
gut a guy.
Speaker 5 (06:43):
Uh no, I'm good.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Just just to please so you don't want any flowers
for your sidepiece. I do not have side all right,
well then I'll just get I'll move it along. Then
I'm not from the girlfriend at all. This is actually
double from the Jubil show. It's a radio show.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Wait what Oh yeah, it's a radio show. Hi, Benny,
I'm Nina. Also from that show. Hi, I'matora.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
There's three people on the phone with you right now.
We do a segment on our show called War the
Roses to Catch a Cheater, where we try to see
if people are cheating by who they send flowers to.
And your girlfriend Greta is actually on the phone too.
You've been listening this whole time, and that doesn't sound
like your team.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
Though.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Yes, that's good news.
Speaker 5 (07:27):
I'm not. Oh my god, Hi, I love Yeah. Yeah,
I thinks so everybody's gonna hear that. You're my everything I.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Know and I'm so happy about it.
Speaker 5 (07:44):
Yeah, I mean, okay, I'm I'm glad I gave you flowers,
but and that you're happy, But like, what's going on?
Why would you think I'm cheating?
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Well, honestly, Benny, you've been pretty distant lately. You've been
going into the bathroom and having what seems like private
calls and I'm wondering, who are you talking to in there?
I don't know why you would go into the bathroom
just talk to your boss.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
Also, I went to your work the other day, you know,
we had lunch, But before that I saw you laughing
and getting really close with Sarah.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
So is there something going on there?
Speaker 5 (08:31):
Oh my god?
Speaker 2 (08:32):
So two things.
Speaker 5 (08:34):
One, I just started getting really into the podcast, and
I'm almost never talking on the phone in the bathroom.
I'm just listening to some of my favorite show.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Oh my god. Yeah, yeah, I don't.
Speaker 5 (08:51):
Think I've ever talked to someone on the toilet. It's weird.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
Listen.
Speaker 5 (08:58):
Sarah is, you know, like my closest co worker, right,
and we've always been good coworkers, but literally nothing has
ever happened. We have no feelings like that, no interest
like that. That that is, we're just She's the person
in the office that I feel like I can talk
(09:20):
to about all the trap going on with my boss
and stuff. You know, it's like literally nothing else besides that.
Speaker 4 (09:26):
Okay, yeah, but why do you have to get close
to Sarah?
Speaker 2 (09:30):
She's gorgeous. I mean, you obviously would be attracted to her,
so why talk to her?
Speaker 4 (09:40):
You know, like don't there guys in the office we can.
Speaker 5 (09:43):
Talk to No, listen, she's a really nice person, but
I don't even see her that way at all. The
only person that I think is beautiful of you. Okay,
so again, I guess you think she's gorgeous or whatever.
(10:03):
But out of all the time knowing her, like, I've
never even thought that about her, you know, Like I
have no feelings like that at all, And like you
are the most beautiful person to me, you know, and
that's all that matters.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Oh, Denny, thank you, that's cute.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Thank you for saying that. Friend of everyone.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Congratulations he's not also man, Good job, Benny, did you?
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