June 22, 2022 • 11 mins
War of the Roses is when someone calls The Jubal Show because they think that their partner is cheating so we call them offering services in order to catch them cheating.
It's time for a brand new War of the Roses to catch a cheater and Lana is on the phone and she thinks her boyfriend of three years, Jimmy, is cheating on her. She believes he is cheating because he won't let her see him naked!
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It's time for a brand new War of the Roses to catch a cheater and Lana is on the phone and she thinks her boyfriend of three years, Jimmy, is cheating on her. She believes he is cheating because he won't let her see him naked!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Jubil Show on demand. It's time War of the
Roses only on the Jebil Show. Lana is on the
phone today for War the Roses to catch a cheater,
and she thinks that her boyfriend of three years, Jimmy Jimmy,
cheating on her. Lana, are you there, Yes, I'm here, Okay.
Thank you for your email though, and I'm sorry that
(00:23):
you have to email us about this situation. So you
think that your boyfriend of three years is cheating on you?
That's correct, okay? And why? Um, well, he doesn't want
me to see him naked? Wait what so three years? Yeah,
and he doesn't want to see you. He doesn't want
you to see him naked. Well, it's it's not like
(00:46):
it was a thing that happened like the whole time
in our relationship. It's just something that's happened recently and
like the last month, which is what makes me think
he's cheating on me, because does this never happened before?
I mean, could it be that he's not cheating? Could
self conscious? And so yeah, so is it something that
like maybe changed with him? Well, there's no way, Like
(01:07):
I think he's completely full of let me be honest,
to start right there. Okay, before all of this happened,
he was like an eighteen year old who just discovered puberty.
He wanted to have sex all the time. He was
never bothered by it. Sometimes it was actually super annoying.
And I know he loves his body because he spends
(01:28):
hours at the gym every single day, flexing and posing
for Instagram. So I think he is cheating on me. Okay, wait,
so did he actually tell you though, that he is
uncomfortable with his body? Well, he claims that he is.
He said like recently he's gotten super like not in
the mood to have sex, and that he's kind of
(01:48):
self conscious. But like, how can you pose and flex
at the gym and then come home and be like
self conscious? Just sounds like a stupid eye, like you
didn't think it through, Like he's not properly processing his
lie and he's just viewing something out. I mean, maybe
he is self conscious, maybe that's why you know he's
spending so much time. But the not being in the
(02:10):
mood thing that's obviously new as well. Yeah, Like both
of this just started about a month ago. So how
come you can go like one at one time, like
constantly being super self absorbed about your body thinking or
the basically like a like a hellhound when it came
to set, the kind of just being repulsed, and I'm
(02:36):
like that that that shift shouldn't be happening that quickly. No, No,
I agree, No, it sounds all sorts of shades. Yeah,
it is weird when you hear about a guy in
relationship doing it, but it does happen at Actually I've
heard about it almost more than I've heard women shutting
down in the romance department. I heard, yeah, because I've
heard a lot of women complain they'll buy like sexy
(02:58):
lingerie and then come out and then their hasn't just
like hey whatever, like you know, just not into it,
like trying and then trying anything to get them to notice. Yeah,
you hear about dudes doing that a lot. I've obviously
never I've never been that way, But so anyway, I
guess it happened. So maybe maybe there's something else going
on where it's just kind of over it or do
you think it has to be cheating. I think I
(03:20):
think it has to be cheating. This is definitely not
something he would do on a regular basis, So I'm
I'm relying on like this shift being a tell all
sign of him sign. Yeah, I mean it makes sense
if somebody started like stops wanting to do that with you,
and they normally did a lot, then that could be
(03:42):
they could beginning somewhere else, you know, Um, well where
does he shop at? What grocer stories to shop at? Um?
While he's actually a Rewards member out All right, Well,
then we'll call from there and we'll say that we're
doing a promotion where we're giving a random Rewards Card
(04:03):
member every month a fabulous prize of free flowers to
send to anybody in the entire universe the universe. And
let's see if he sends flowers to you, hope, his
girlfriend of three years who he should be sending flowers to,
or someone else. Okay, yeah, yeah, sounds good, thank you. Yep,
Well in place, so I'll come back and get your
War the Roses to Catch Cheater next. Right in the
(04:25):
middle of War of the Roses to Catch Cheater, if
you're just joining us, Lana is on the phone and
she thinks that her boyfriend of three years, Jimmy, is
cheating on her because Jimmy has stopped slim Jimmy wanting
Lana to do things with slim jim Yeah, it's I
don't know if it's slim or not. It might be.
Why are you looking to me to answer this question? Hey,
(04:47):
that's why he doesn't want to bring it out, and
she's wondering why because normally at the beginning of the
relationship he was really into it. Also, he hasn't wanted
to be naked around her, which is a change too.
And apparently he's a dude that works out a lot
and is a big, buff guy who likes to shoff
his so you would think that he wouldn't mind his
girlfriend seeing him naked, But for some reason, he doesn't
even want to shower in front of her, and it
sounds like he's probably cheating. So we're gonna call him
(05:09):
right now from the grocery store that he shops at,
and he's a rewards card. Remember at we're picking a
random rewards card. Remember every month it wins a random prize,
and this month's prize is a free bouquet flowers to
send to anybody in the entire universe lovely, And we'll
see if he send flowers to his girlfriend or somebody else.
All right, Lana, anything you want to say before we
call him. No, I think I think we got it
all down. Thank you guys. Yep, we'll see. Hopefully he's not,
(05:31):
but we'll find out here we go. Hello, is this Jimmy? Yep, Jimmy, Yeah, Jimmy.
(05:55):
Guess what this is? Jourban Petersburg calling from in your
words card member, and congratulations you're this month's winner. Okay,
what does that mean? Well, your Rewards Card member, and
that means you're up for all kinds of things. And
I'm guessing you haven't seen the signs. No, man, I
usually just come in with my headphones on, but yeah,
(06:17):
I'm excited. Every single month we pick a random Rewards
Card member to win a fabulous prize, and this month's
prize is a bouquet of thirty six long stem red
roses to send to anybody in the entire universe. We
can't really go to space, but you know what I mean?
Oh wow, okay, cool, I didn't even Yeah, it's totally free.
We send the flowers anywhere you want in the in
(06:39):
the you can send them international if you want. There
is a small fee for that. I should let you know.
But if you want to send them within the United
States of America completely free. I just need some information
from you. Will send you a confirmation and the flowers
look like they come from you, by the way. Oh cool.
I all I would need from you really is a
name anything you want to put on a card, and
(06:59):
then the address of the person that you want to
send them to. Yeah. Cool, I have to look at
the address real quick. But yeah, okay, well, well you
get the address. I gotta I can get the name
and stuff from you. Who do you want to send
the flowers to? You? Uh? Okay? Can you send them
to Mindy? It's m I N D Y all right?
(07:20):
And you aren't put anything on a card at all. Yeah,
if you could write, um, you are the son to
my moon. We just got these matching couples tattoos and
uh yeah, she got a son. I gotta moon. I
didn't expect that. Yeah, no, you know, it's it's a
little thing. It's it's it's you know, but you do sometimes. Wow, Yanks,
(07:46):
And you really are cheating on your girlfriend, aren't you. Jimmy,
This is actually the Jewels Show. It's a radio show.
My name is jew Bil, my name is Alex. My
name is m Chevin and I'm Christian Gray Snow. And
your girlfriend's name is Laana. And Laana is on the
phone and just Lana. Wait what Lana's on the phone
and she just heard that you got not only are
you sitting flowers someone named Mindy, you also got a
(08:07):
couple's tattooed with them. Lana? Are you still there? You
hang up the sun to your moon? Are you serious? Babe?
What's going on? What's going on is you're cheating on me?
But baby, why are you on the phone right now? No, Jimmy,
who the is Mindy? Look? Can we can we not?
(08:32):
Can we not do this right now? Please? Can we
talk about this? Leader? No, no, no, we're gonna do
this right now. Who the heck is she? She's a
she's growing in at the gym. I've been seeing her
for you know, about a month. Why are you, like,
why are you cheating? I don't get it. Why don't
(08:53):
you just break up with her? That's when we stop,
And that's when you all of a sudden, we're so
so conscious about your body? Am I? Am? I? Right?
Have you seen the tattoo? No? Apparently that's why he's
self tasted. Oh, where's the tattoo at? Well? Yes, yes, okay,
the tattoo is the real reason. I'm really sorry. Okay,
(09:15):
you got a matching tattoo? Is somebody that you're not
even with and after only a month, that's my thing?
After a month? Mean you we're done? We are done? Yeah,
I mean I mean I figured as much. God do
you even do you even give us? I mean, you
(09:37):
know it's done now? And I figured, you know, what's
the point I I met Mindy and it feels like
this is right, Like like I've been you know, the
last three so it was good for a while, but
it hasn't been good for a long time now, and
it just feels like this is the right thing. Then
break up with her? Yeah, yeah, I I easier than
(10:01):
be done, you know, well not really. I think she
is actually harder. It's a lot harder to cheat. Yeah,
You've had to go through all that effort of not
being naked in front of Lana in your own house,
in your own shower. Does Mindy know she knows that
I'm trying to end things and move on. That's so
messed up? Those girls are the worst, Like you don't
(10:22):
think that she doesn't think that you're gonna do that
to her. I don't think what a fool. I would
never do that to her, right, I can't even I
would even. I couldn't do that to her. She she's
she's my soul meet. That is so freaking rad right now,
save it? Yeah, yeah, you know what, Jimmy, you can
just save it. It's over, we're done. Just you mindy
(10:47):
to both of you. Just know, I wonder what your
mom's going to say after I call her right now.
Oh that's not fair, No, not fair, you're I'm calling
her right now, like I think your mom should know
how much of an ass you are, how good life.
(11:12):
My mom's gonna be so mad crazy. The Jewel Show
on demand
The Jubil Show on demand. It's time War of the
Roses only on the Jebil Show. Lana is on the
phone today for War the Roses to catch a cheater,
and she thinks that her boyfriend of three years, Jimmy Jimmy,
cheating on her. Lana, are you there, Yes, I'm here, Okay.
Thank you for your email though, and I'm sorry that
(00:23):
you have to email us about this situation. So you
think that your boyfriend of three years is cheating on you?
That's correct, okay? And why? Um, well, he doesn't want
me to see him naked? Wait what so three years? Yeah,
and he doesn't want to see you. He doesn't want
you to see him naked. Well, it's it's not like
(00:46):
it was a thing that happened like the whole time
in our relationship. It's just something that's happened recently and
like the last month, which is what makes me think
he's cheating on me, because does this never happened before?
I mean, could it be that he's not cheating? Could
self conscious? And so yeah, so is it something that
like maybe changed with him? Well, there's no way, Like
(01:07):
I think he's completely full of let me be honest,
to start right there. Okay, before all of this happened,
he was like an eighteen year old who just discovered puberty.
He wanted to have sex all the time. He was
never bothered by it. Sometimes it was actually super annoying.
And I know he loves his body because he spends
(01:28):
hours at the gym every single day, flexing and posing
for Instagram. So I think he is cheating on me. Okay, wait,
so did he actually tell you though, that he is
uncomfortable with his body? Well, he claims that he is.
He said like recently he's gotten super like not in
the mood to have sex, and that he's kind of
(01:48):
self conscious. But like, how can you pose and flex
at the gym and then come home and be like
self conscious? Just sounds like a stupid eye, like you
didn't think it through, Like he's not properly processing his
lie and he's just viewing something out. I mean, maybe
he is self conscious, maybe that's why you know he's
spending so much time. But the not being in the
(02:10):
mood thing that's obviously new as well. Yeah, Like both
of this just started about a month ago. So how
come you can go like one at one time, like
constantly being super self absorbed about your body thinking or
the basically like a like a hellhound when it came
to set, the kind of just being repulsed, and I'm
(02:36):
like that that that shift shouldn't be happening that quickly. No, No,
I agree, No, it sounds all sorts of shades. Yeah,
it is weird when you hear about a guy in
relationship doing it, but it does happen at Actually I've
heard about it almost more than I've heard women shutting
down in the romance department. I heard, yeah, because I've
heard a lot of women complain they'll buy like sexy
(02:58):
lingerie and then come out and then their hasn't just
like hey whatever, like you know, just not into it,
like trying and then trying anything to get them to notice. Yeah,
you hear about dudes doing that a lot. I've obviously
never I've never been that way, But so anyway, I
guess it happened. So maybe maybe there's something else going
on where it's just kind of over it or do
you think it has to be cheating. I think I
(03:20):
think it has to be cheating. This is definitely not
something he would do on a regular basis, So I'm
I'm relying on like this shift being a tell all
sign of him sign. Yeah, I mean it makes sense
if somebody started like stops wanting to do that with you,
and they normally did a lot, then that could be
(03:42):
they could beginning somewhere else, you know, Um, well where
does he shop at? What grocer stories to shop at? Um?
While he's actually a Rewards member out All right, Well,
then we'll call from there and we'll say that we're
doing a promotion where we're giving a random Rewards Card
(04:03):
member every month a fabulous prize of free flowers to
send to anybody in the entire universe the universe. And
let's see if he sends flowers to you, hope, his
girlfriend of three years who he should be sending flowers to,
or someone else. Okay, yeah, yeah, sounds good, thank you. Yep,
Well in place, so I'll come back and get your
War the Roses to Catch Cheater next. Right in the
(04:25):
middle of War of the Roses to Catch Cheater, if
you're just joining us, Lana is on the phone and
she thinks that her boyfriend of three years, Jimmy, is
cheating on her because Jimmy has stopped slim Jimmy wanting
Lana to do things with slim jim Yeah, it's I
don't know if it's slim or not. It might be.
Why are you looking to me to answer this question? Hey,
(04:47):
that's why he doesn't want to bring it out, and
she's wondering why because normally at the beginning of the
relationship he was really into it. Also, he hasn't wanted
to be naked around her, which is a change too.
And apparently he's a dude that works out a lot
and is a big, buff guy who likes to shoff
his so you would think that he wouldn't mind his
girlfriend seeing him naked, But for some reason, he doesn't
even want to shower in front of her, and it
sounds like he's probably cheating. So we're gonna call him
(05:09):
right now from the grocery store that he shops at,
and he's a rewards card. Remember at we're picking a
random rewards card. Remember every month it wins a random prize,
and this month's prize is a free bouquet flowers to
send to anybody in the entire universe lovely, And we'll
see if he send flowers to his girlfriend or somebody else.
All right, Lana, anything you want to say before we
call him. No, I think I think we got it
all down. Thank you guys. Yep, we'll see. Hopefully he's not,
(05:31):
but we'll find out here we go. Hello, is this Jimmy? Yep, Jimmy, Yeah, Jimmy.
(05:55):
Guess what this is? Jourban Petersburg calling from in your
words card member, and congratulations you're this month's winner. Okay,
what does that mean? Well, your Rewards Card member, and
that means you're up for all kinds of things. And
I'm guessing you haven't seen the signs. No, man, I
usually just come in with my headphones on, but yeah,
(06:17):
I'm excited. Every single month we pick a random Rewards
Card member to win a fabulous prize, and this month's
prize is a bouquet of thirty six long stem red
roses to send to anybody in the entire universe. We
can't really go to space, but you know what I mean?
Oh wow, okay, cool, I didn't even Yeah, it's totally free.
We send the flowers anywhere you want in the in
(06:39):
the you can send them international if you want. There
is a small fee for that. I should let you know.
But if you want to send them within the United
States of America completely free. I just need some information
from you. Will send you a confirmation and the flowers
look like they come from you, by the way. Oh cool.
I all I would need from you really is a
name anything you want to put on a card, and
(06:59):
then the address of the person that you want to
send them to. Yeah. Cool, I have to look at
the address real quick. But yeah, okay, well, well you
get the address. I gotta I can get the name
and stuff from you. Who do you want to send
the flowers to? You? Uh? Okay? Can you send them
to Mindy? It's m I N D Y all right?
(07:20):
And you aren't put anything on a card at all. Yeah,
if you could write, um, you are the son to
my moon. We just got these matching couples tattoos and
uh yeah, she got a son. I gotta moon. I
didn't expect that. Yeah, no, you know, it's it's a
little thing. It's it's it's you know, but you do sometimes. Wow, Yanks,
(07:46):
And you really are cheating on your girlfriend, aren't you. Jimmy,
This is actually the Jewels Show. It's a radio show.
My name is jew Bil, my name is Alex. My
name is m Chevin and I'm Christian Gray Snow. And
your girlfriend's name is Laana. And Laana is on the
phone and just Lana. Wait what Lana's on the phone
and she just heard that you got not only are
you sitting flowers someone named Mindy, you also got a
(08:07):
couple's tattooed with them. Lana? Are you still there? You
hang up the sun to your moon? Are you serious? Babe?
What's going on? What's going on is you're cheating on me?
But baby, why are you on the phone right now? No, Jimmy,
who the is Mindy? Look? Can we can we not?
(08:32):
Can we not do this right now? Please? Can we
talk about this? Leader? No, no, no, we're gonna do
this right now. Who the heck is she? She's a
she's growing in at the gym. I've been seeing her
for you know, about a month. Why are you, like,
why are you cheating? I don't get it. Why don't
(08:53):
you just break up with her? That's when we stop,
And that's when you all of a sudden, we're so
so conscious about your body? Am I? Am? I? Right?
Have you seen the tattoo? No? Apparently that's why he's
self tasted. Oh, where's the tattoo at? Well? Yes, yes, okay,
the tattoo is the real reason. I'm really sorry. Okay,
(09:15):
you got a matching tattoo? Is somebody that you're not
even with and after only a month, that's my thing?
After a month? Mean you we're done? We are done? Yeah,
I mean I mean I figured as much. God do
you even do you even give us? I mean, you
(09:37):
know it's done now? And I figured, you know, what's
the point I I met Mindy and it feels like
this is right, Like like I've been you know, the
last three so it was good for a while, but
it hasn't been good for a long time now, and
it just feels like this is the right thing. Then
break up with her? Yeah, yeah, I I easier than
(10:01):
be done, you know, well not really. I think she
is actually harder. It's a lot harder to cheat. Yeah,
You've had to go through all that effort of not
being naked in front of Lana in your own house,
in your own shower. Does Mindy know she knows that
I'm trying to end things and move on. That's so
messed up? Those girls are the worst, Like you don't
(10:22):
think that she doesn't think that you're gonna do that
to her. I don't think what a fool. I would
never do that to her, right, I can't even I
would even. I couldn't do that to her. She she's
she's my soul meet. That is so freaking rad right now,
save it? Yeah, yeah, you know what, Jimmy, you can
just save it. It's over, we're done. Just you mindy
(10:47):
to both of you. Just know, I wonder what your
mom's going to say after I call her right now.
Oh that's not fair, No, not fair, you're I'm calling
her right now, like I think your mom should know
how much of an ass you are, how good life.
(11:12):
My mom's gonna be so mad crazy. The Jewel Show
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