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July 9, 2024 10 mins

➡︎ The Jubal Show’s War of The Roses / To Catch A Cheater

If you can't call a radio show to see if your significant other is cheating on you, who can you call!? In this segment, Jubal and the team do a sneaky prank on a significant other in an effort to trip them up. The person who set them up is ALWAYS listening on the other line. Drama, babe. Drama.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time to Catch a Cheater. Only on the Jubile Show.
Christine is on the phone today for to Catch a Cheater.
She's been with her boyfriend Jason for four years and
now she thinks something might be going on, so we'll
see if we can help her out. Christine, I'm sorry
in that situation, but tell us about it. Why do
you think Jason's cheating?

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Jason never seems seemed like the cheating type. You know,
He's always been like super considerate and loving, and he's
just like this sappy, big hearted, puppy kind of guy.
And I swear, I'm like not being mean, but I'm
just not sure how you'd even know how to cheat.

Speaker 3 (00:42):
Those are the ones that because they hide behind their
puppy doctor.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
Sorry not to it.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
I mean, I don't think so. But the reason I
emailed is that I, you know, I do like the money,
like the quote unquote book keeping in our relationship, and
I was looking at his bank statements and I noticed
these charges of like at least once a week he
charges a.

Speaker 4 (01:05):
Hotel room and it's usually the same hotel, and it's.

Speaker 5 (01:08):
Like for one night, and you know, the dates that
he gets the.

Speaker 4 (01:13):
Room is like the same.

Speaker 5 (01:15):
Nights that he goes to.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
Play this like tabletop game with his friends and like
they you know, play with like mini figurines and stuff
like that, which is why I think he doesn't.

Speaker 4 (01:25):
Know how to cheat. And so he always says that
he's going to his friends.

Speaker 5 (01:32):
And he doesn't say, hey, I'm going to go to
a hotel. And so I waited till the next time.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
He was going to his friend's house, and then sure enough,
there was a charge for a hotel that day, and like,
you know, I don't want.

Speaker 4 (01:46):
To think that that's what it is, because he could have,
like I just I feel like I know him.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
I feel like you could have a perfectly good reason
for this, but I'm just scared to ask. And I'm
honestly terrified to ask. And yeah, I'm just you know,
like there's never been one time where I thought that
he could cheat.

Speaker 5 (02:09):
So the hotel charges and him.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
Lying about going to his friends is just it's like sketchy.
It's like something in my gut is just like pay
attention to this.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
Yeah, it doesn't feel very smart though, like on his
on his part, like if he really is, because he
knows that you're the person that's doing all the money,
the bookkeeping. If so he knows that you're going to
see those charges, so that that doesn't make sense.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
I agree, And he is he's kind of like book smart,
you know, but I don't know that he is.

Speaker 5 (02:41):
A less street smart. How did he get you just
kidding it? Because he's hot? Because he's hot, and I
you know, I wonder, like, you know, did he finally.

Speaker 4 (02:55):
Figure out that he's hot and pick up another girl?

Speaker 1 (03:00):
I mean maybe it's possible. I mean, you know, how
how has he been just kind of with you?

Speaker 2 (03:06):
He's been good and like he's just like kind of
flirty and fun and he pays it. You know. He's
really into movies and TV and cosplay and stuff, and like,
you know, I try to.

Speaker 5 (03:22):
Be into it as much as I can, and I
do cosplay.

Speaker 4 (03:25):
But I don't know as much as he does.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
And so I'm afraid that, like me, I'm not geeky
enough for him, And maybe he's bored or something.

Speaker 5 (03:34):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
Could it be something else going on, like something not
related to cheating.

Speaker 6 (03:39):
I hope.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
So, I mean, that's that's my hope, you know, is
that this is something that I just can't even like
think of because it's like, so Jason and like that's
how you know he has like a quirky brain. And
so my hope is that like it's a quirky thing,
but my fear is that he's, you know, seeing another

(04:01):
peaky girl or something.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
Okay, well, you told us what grocery store you guys
are rewards card members at. So we'll play a song
come Back, and then call him and pretend to be
from the grocery store and say that every single month,
we choose one rewards card member who is the lucky
winner of free flowers delivered from our floral department. And
we'll see if he believes that and who he sends
him to, if he sends him to you or to
somebody else.

Speaker 6 (04:22):
Okay, sounds good.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
All right, we'll play a song Comeback and get your
to catch a theater next if you're just joining us
for to catch a Cheater. Christine is on the phone
and she thinks that her boyfriend of four years, Jason,
might be cheating, and so we're about to call him
and pretend to be from the grocery store that he's
a rewards card member at, and say that every single month,
we choose one rewards card member who gets free flowers
delivered from our floral department, and we'll see if he

(04:43):
sends those to his girlfriend or to somebody else. But
before we do that, Christine, why don't you catch us
up on your situation.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
Yeah, so, Jason and I have been together for four years.
He's a total dork.

Speaker 4 (04:54):
Who had listen sadly in love with and he has
been pretty charges for a hotel about once a week
on our card.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
And I'm worried that he's using that hotel to have
to see somebody else. But I hope not. I hope
it's some weird reasons that I can't even think of
right now.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
Okay, are you ready for us to call him?

Speaker 6 (05:20):
Ready?

Speaker 5 (05:20):
I'll ever be.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
Oh, here we go. Hello, Hi, this is horrible calling
from I was looking for a rewards card member named Jason.
This is Jason.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
How are you? Please? Don't hang up? This is not
a marketing phone call. I'm actually calling to say congratulations,
you're this must be winner?

Speaker 6 (05:48):
What did what did our win?

Speaker 1 (05:50):
The flowers? I'm sure you've seen our signs.

Speaker 6 (05:54):
Oh okay, I haven't seen the signs, but cool.

Speaker 1 (05:58):
Okay, Well, every single month we choose one Awards card
member at random to say thank you very much for
shopping with us and being such a loyal customer. You've
just won thirty six long stem red roses, a box
of chocolate or candy, and a car to be delivered
to anybody that you want, absolutely free. It's a three
hundred and sixteen dollars value.

Speaker 6 (06:14):
Actually, oh my god, that's amazing. Okay, So what else
do you need?

Speaker 1 (06:20):
It's quite simple. All I need from you is the
first and the last name of the person you would
like to send the flowers to.

Speaker 6 (06:26):
First Christine.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
Okay. Do you like to put anything on a card?

Speaker 6 (06:33):
Yeah? Okay? Can you write yoda? Y o d a yoda? Okay,
one that I want.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
One that I want? Okay, I'm sure that's cute. I
just don't understand it. What does that mean?

Speaker 6 (06:49):
It's a Star Wars joke? Yoda when I want?

Speaker 1 (06:52):
Oh, I get it?

Speaker 6 (06:54):
I want.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
Oh that's great. Is that your girlfriend or wife or yeah?
Oh white pafolios four years. Wow, it's a long time.

Speaker 6 (07:04):
I know.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
Then I'll just let you know that this is actually
not the grocery store. This is Jewbil from the radio show.
It's called the Jewbil show.

Speaker 3 (07:10):
Yeah, I'm mean not here too, and I'm Victoria.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
And we do a segment on our show where we
try to see if people are cheating by seeing who
they send flowers to. Christine is on the phone.

Speaker 6 (07:20):
I'm totally confused. What is happening? Why you thought I
was cheating on you?

Speaker 2 (07:25):
What?

Speaker 6 (07:25):
I don't get it. I don't know what's going on, babe.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
I've been seeing the credit card charges for hotel room
one week, the credit card charges that you've been You've
been charging a hotel room every week.

Speaker 5 (07:39):
And you tell me that you're going to your friend's house.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
To play with your figurines or whatever, and but you're
going to a hotel room.

Speaker 5 (07:48):
Sorry night. What am I supposed to think?

Speaker 6 (07:52):
No, No, I get it, but listen, I promise you.
I promise you. I'm not cheating.

Speaker 7 (07:58):
I know how it looks, but I'm not cheating and
I absolutely love you.

Speaker 6 (08:03):
So you just have to trust thing.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
What are you doing at the hotel?

Speaker 6 (08:08):
Well, I don't know how to for this, but.

Speaker 7 (08:11):
I know that you're not into like a lot of
the characters of cosplay, And I mean I feel bad
for you, like for watching all my TV shows and
movies that like I'm obsessed with and you probably don't
even want to watch, so pretty much, I'm going to
this hotel room just to like catch up on all

(08:32):
my shows that I watch, movies that like, I don't
want to drive you not watching, you know, an episode
of X Files for the twenty seventh time.

Speaker 6 (08:40):
So I just kind of, you know, have this thing
that I just go and I watch all the stuff
that I like that I know you don't like.

Speaker 7 (08:49):
And you're just a really good sport about watching the shows.

Speaker 6 (08:53):
I know you have no interest in it, and I
get it. So I'm just trying to.

Speaker 7 (08:58):
Give you a break from watching the same stuff I
watch over and over again.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
So you've been getting a hotel room without her knowing,
so you can just watch your shows by yourself.

Speaker 7 (09:09):
Yeah, I mean, yeah, pretty much. I mean I thought, like,
you know, I'll give her a break from you know,
the shows that I watch. You know, I know I'm
not little dorky talk.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
Wait, so you I have been sitting here thinking that
you're cheating on me because you wanted to watch episodes
of the X Files for the twenty seven times.

Speaker 6 (09:32):
I mean, you saw it so many times.

Speaker 7 (09:34):
Like I feel bad, but having you watched it over
and over again, like I.

Speaker 2 (09:37):
You know, I mean that the saddest and cutest thing
best for her, Like why didn't you.

Speaker 4 (09:45):
Just ask me to watch it?

Speaker 5 (09:47):
And you're home too?

Speaker 6 (09:49):
I know, but I didn't want, you know, to be
boring or something.

Speaker 2 (09:53):
You know.

Speaker 6 (09:53):
I didn't want you to lose you know, interest in me.
Think and I'm like some dull, boring nerd.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
I do not think you are dull and boring. I
think you're wonderful. We've been together for forty years, so
you can just you want, dabe, I'm yours.

Speaker 6 (10:11):
You can just.

Speaker 5 (10:12):
Stop going out of your way every time you want
to please me. I mean, you don't have to do this.
I'll watch X Files with you for a hundredth time.

Speaker 6 (10:22):
Oh I know, I just feel bad.

Speaker 5 (10:26):
Don't feel bad. You get to like things.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
Maybe you guys could spice it up once a while
and watch them in the hotel room.

Speaker 2 (10:32):
They goad you join me the hotel.

Speaker 4 (10:44):
I can get one of those cosplay costumes.

Speaker 5 (10:46):
Out real quick, babe.

Speaker 6 (10:48):
Yes, no, what's so sexy? Oh my god?

Speaker 1 (10:51):
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