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May 6, 2024 11 mins

➡︎ The Jubal Show’s War of The Roses / To Catch A Cheater

If you can't call a radio show to see if your significant other is cheating on you, who can you call!? In this segment, Jubal and the team do a sneaky prank on a significant other in an effort to trip them up. The person who set them up is ALWAYS listening on the other line. Drama, babe. Drama.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time to Catch a Cheater. Only on the Juble Show.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Roy is on the phone today for to Catch a Cheater.
He thinks that his girlfriend of three and a half
years might be messing around. Her name is Melissa. What's up?

Speaker 3 (00:13):
Roy?

Speaker 1 (00:14):
Hey?

Speaker 4 (00:14):
How you guys doing?

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Not too bad? Man? How are you?

Speaker 3 (00:18):
Well?

Speaker 4 (00:19):
You know, I mean, kind of regrettable situation to be honest.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Yeah, I always hate when I ask that question on
this segment because obviously you're not doing the best. You
think that your partner might be cheating on you, and
I'm assuming this is kind of a last resort for you.

Speaker 4 (00:33):
Yeah, I mean, I don't know what else to do.
She just won't open up.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
To me, Okay, so tell us what's going on.

Speaker 4 (00:39):
So lately she's been just on the phone, texting all
the time, and like, I don't know, she's just not
really paying much attention to seem aloof When I ask
her about it, she's kind of like, oh, you know,
don't worry about it. Kind of situation, you know. And
I just feel like I'm being less in the cold
and I don't really know what's going on.

Speaker 5 (01:00):
Communicate with you pretty thoroughly, like is this a different
way for her to communicate with you altogether.

Speaker 4 (01:06):
Yeah, it feels weird. She seems very frustrated with me,
and I don't get why. The only reason I'm even
bringing it up is because, you know, we had a
situation in the past where she did cheat on me,
and this is making me suspicious.

Speaker 5 (01:18):
When was that?

Speaker 2 (01:19):
Was it recent or.

Speaker 4 (01:21):
It was like six months ago?

Speaker 2 (01:23):
Obviously you decided to forgive her for that and try
to move forward.

Speaker 4 (01:27):
Yeah, and like we've been good, but the last few
weeks it's been just like weird. I don't know, I
feel like she's changing or something. It's really bothering me.

Speaker 5 (01:37):
What did it feel like when she cheated on you
six months ago? Does it feel like this?

Speaker 4 (01:42):
No, not exactly, because she was still talking to me.
So that was kind of a shock when I found out.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
You know, have you let her know that you're suspicious
that she's messing around? Like or have you asked questions?

Speaker 4 (01:53):
Not directly, but I've like asked her like what's going on?
Like why are you so cold? Like you know, I
didn't want to be like two forward about the cheating thing,
you know, because it's like then then she might pull back.

Speaker 5 (02:05):
More So, when you found out she was cheating on
you the first time. Did she admit to that or
did you catch her?

Speaker 1 (02:12):
Well?

Speaker 4 (02:12):
I caught her, but then she admitted it. It was
like some evidence. And then I like confronted her and
then she had ended up admitting it and it wasn't
like evidence. But once I kind of found the evidence,
I was like, is this what does this mean? And
then she told me the truth and so we had
a conversation and I decided to forget her and we
moved on.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
Okay, it is shady, you know, she's acting different. And
then the fact that that happened six months ago, and
you would think if it was that recent, she would
be going out of her way to make sure that
you knew she wasn't messing around, you.

Speaker 5 (02:42):
Know, Yeah, because I'd be on edge too, Roy, Let's
be honest.

Speaker 4 (02:47):
Yeah, And she's been late coming home and she's not telling.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
Me why did you not the guy she originally cheated
on with? Like, no, have you met all her coworkers
and like people who she like works with? Do you
trust people she works with?

Speaker 4 (03:00):
I only know a couple of them that she's kind
of like more friends with. I don't know all of
them And those are all Those are like two females
that she was kind of close with.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
So when this happened before, did she give you details
about how she met that person?

Speaker 1 (03:13):
A little bit?

Speaker 4 (03:14):
It was more like I was more focused on the
betrayal than I was on the details of how Yeah,
I guess it makes.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
Sense for sure. The reason I was asking you is
I was wondering if they were also a co worker.

Speaker 4 (03:26):
Yeah, so it wasn't a coworker we did. We definitely
confirm that.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
Okay, all right, cool, Well, we'll see if we can
figure it out for you. You told us what grocery store
she shops at and is a rewards card member at,
So we'll call her, pretend to be from there, and say,
every single month, we choose one rewards card member at
random who gets free flowers delivered from our brand new
and improved fold department, and we'll see if she sends
those to you or to somebody else.

Speaker 4 (03:48):
Okay, okay, sounds good.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
All right, man, pla us. I'll come back and then
get you to catch a cheater next, if you're just
joining us for today, is to catch a cheater. Roy
is on the phone, and Roy thinks that his girlfriend
of three and for years, Melissa might be cheating on him.
She actually has cheated on him before. Six months ago
he caught her, and now he thinks it might be
happening again. So we're about to help him out real quick, Roy,

(04:11):
refresh everybody's memory. What's going on?

Speaker 4 (04:14):
Well, good, keep it quick. She's just been acting cold.
She's been texting a lot, looking at her phone a lot.
We haven't really been engaging like we used to. And
then she's coming home from work weight and she gets
frustrated whenever I mention it.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
All right, We're about to call her and pretend to
be from the grocery store that she's a rewards card
member at and tell her that every single month we
choose one rewards card member at random he gets free
flowers delivered from our beautiful new and improved fol old apartment.
It's so nice. Yeah, well see if she believes that,
and if she sends the flowers to you or to
somebody else? Okay you ready?

Speaker 4 (04:43):
Yes, all right?

Speaker 2 (04:44):
Cool ho madela phone of her right now. Hello, Hi,
this is Gorbal calling from Is this Melissa? This is
she Melissa?

Speaker 5 (05:02):
Hi?

Speaker 2 (05:03):
You're a rewards card member with us and I just
wanted to say congratulations. Here this month's winner.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
I'm sorry, I haven't heard of this before. What's going on?

Speaker 2 (05:11):
Oh the flowers? You're this month's winner.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
I won flowers.

Speaker 2 (05:18):
Well, we recently reimagined our floral department, and to celebrate that,
we choose one Rewards Card member at random each month
who gets free flowers delivered from our brand new floral department.
We do delivery now. We're trying to get the word
out and also say thank you for shopping totally free,
totally free thirty six long stin red roses, a card,

(05:38):
and a box of chocolates.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
That is so sweet. That is awesome For.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
The flower delivery, if you know who you want to
send them to right now, I can take the information
in just a couple of minutes on the phone.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
Uh yeah, I can do that right now. Like, what
do you guys need?

Speaker 2 (05:53):
All I would need is the first and last name
of the person you want to send them to. If
you want to put anything on a card, I would
need that and then the address.

Speaker 1 (06:03):
Great, okay, so yeah, I guess let's send them to Roy.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
Did you want to include a card?

Speaker 1 (06:13):
I guess you can write like hey love Sorry, I've
been really stressed out. Thanks for being there.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
Yeah, I got a question real quick, you know, if
you don't mind, how long you guys been together?

Speaker 1 (06:31):
Three and a half years?

Speaker 2 (06:32):
Three and a half years? Okay, So hey, real quick,
I just want to let you know that this is actually
the Jubile Show. It's a radio show, not the grocery
store at all. That's Nina, What Why? And that's Victoria.
There's three people on the phone right now.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
What's this about?

Speaker 2 (06:48):
We do a segment on our show called to Catch
a Cheater, and your boyfriend Roy is actually on the phone.
He's been listening the whole time, and it's weird. Yeah,
it's a segment where we try to see if somebody
is messing around their significant other.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
Roy, are you there? Hi? Care to explain what the
heck is going on here?

Speaker 4 (07:09):
I mean, I'm kind of relieved that you sent me
the roses, but I'm sorry I didn't trust you.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
Boy. I'm not cheating on you.

Speaker 4 (07:16):
I mean, it was just hard to believe you've been
so cold and like stressed out and like you're just
acting weird with me lately.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
I don't know, like, when are you going to trust me?

Speaker 4 (07:28):
When the wounds are healed. I'm still hurting.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
That was six months ago. I cheated on you six
months ago, like that you forgave me. That's not I
feel like it's time to move on.

Speaker 4 (07:41):
It would be easier if I knew why you were
texting and looking at your phone all the time and
not engaging with me. I just feel like you've been
distant and it's opening the wound up again.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
Okay, you want to hear all of the boring work stuff,
that's fine. You know that. I want to keep work
at work and home at home. It's a stressful job.
I don't really want to talk about it, but I
guess I'm here on the radio where you can talking
about it. So I have a new coworker. They're my superior.
They are stressing me out because they're texting me constantly
about like everything, like they're new in town, what grocery

(08:13):
store to go to, what bar to go to? Everything
that they could, like I'm their personal assistant and I
just want to get home, turn on the tv, like
relax a little bit, and not think about it for
like a second. But then they just keep texting me.
So I don't want to talk about it, and that's
literally all that it is.

Speaker 4 (08:31):
Okay, Yeah, So what's this person that you're texting?

Speaker 3 (08:34):
The name?

Speaker 4 (08:34):
What is this new coworker? You like you have right?

Speaker 1 (08:36):
Why do you care with their name? Why is that important?

Speaker 4 (08:39):
But we're in a relationship. I feel like if you're
texting somebody all the time, I'd like to at least
know who they are.

Speaker 1 (08:47):
You got to trust me, Like, I don't need to
tell you this.

Speaker 4 (08:51):
This is making it harder.

Speaker 2 (08:53):
Yeah, why wouldn't you just tell the name of your coworker?

Speaker 1 (08:56):
Fine, okay, Jason, that's his name.

Speaker 4 (09:00):
Oh so it is a guy.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
I'm gonna have male coworkers.

Speaker 4 (09:04):
I mean, the fact that you're hiding it from me
is that makes it more suspicious. Look, I'm choosing to
trust you, but like I'm still hurting. And the fact that, like,
you're texting somebody all the time and it's a guy,
even though he's your coworker, and you wouldn't tell me
anything about what was going on, that it makes me suspicious.
And I'm choosing to lay that aside for the sake

(09:25):
of our relationship. But like, you gotta let me know
what's going on when I.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
Ask you, Right, I already said that I would. Can
we just like drop this? He's my coworker, see that.

Speaker 4 (09:35):
That doesn't help. I feel like your attitude right now
is like super defensive, and that.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
Makes it I am not being defensive. I am not
being defensive. Okay, I told you what I told you,
But I gotta go. I gotta go back to work,
but I'll see you later.

Speaker 2 (09:53):
Okay, let's throw it to a vote. Is something going
on Nina?

Speaker 5 (09:57):
I want to say no, but she's curious. I think
she's attracted to Jason.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
Okay, Victoria, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (10:04):
It's the defensiveness that's getting me. Like she's too defensive
for nothing to be going on in my opinion. Yeah,
and the person whose opinion really matters, Roy, what do
you think?

Speaker 4 (10:14):
I'm having really mixed opinions because she sent me the
roses without hesitation. But like when I said you're being defensive,
she blew up.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
That's why she's not cheating on you right now? Roy.
But I think you have to watch this situation closely. Yeah, yeah,
I want you to think about it. She didn't sound
very reasonable and willing to see your side, and she
is the one that cheated, right.

Speaker 4 (10:35):
Yeah. I mean I've been faithful.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
Okay, I think Roy, ultimately, is she worth maybe getting
hurt again?

Speaker 4 (10:43):
I'm quiet right now, I'm questioning. I wanted to say
yes when it was kind of like worth with the
roses she gave them to me, But now like her
response was pretty unreasonable.

Speaker 2 (10:54):
It was if you continue the relationship with her, it
could happen again. Right, maybe not, but like, if you
do choose to trust her, you gotta trust her, and
you do know you could open yourself up to her
doing it again. Are you willing to take that risk?
I guess is what you have to what I feel
like you have to the things you have to weigh.

Speaker 4 (11:16):
Yeah, I'm still on the fence. I mean, I think
I'm going to try and give her a chance, and
if the behavior doesn't change, I'm just gonna call it quits.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
Okay, Well, let us know. Keep us updated, man, Yeah,
good luck, Roy, Yeah, we're playing for you.

Speaker 1 (11:28):
Appreciate your help, guy, Yeah, no problem.

Speaker 2 (11:30):
And if you if it ends up not working out,
don't worry. We can find you another date from someone
who texted the show. We've got a lot of people
texting and who want dates all the time. Here to
Victoria too. Yeah, anybody Hi.

Speaker 1 (11:45):
As a girl.

Speaker 3 (11:47):
Done.

Speaker 4 (11:50):
Thank you, Victoria.

Speaker 1 (11:52):
I'll keep that in mind, all right. The Jewell Shows
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