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April 5, 2024 12 mins

➡︎ The Jubal Show’s War of The Roses / To Catch A Cheater

If you can't call a radio show to see if your significant other is cheating on you, who can you call!? In this segment, Jubal and the team do a sneaky prank on a significant other in an effort to trip them up. The person who set them up is ALWAYS listening on the other line. Drama, babe. Drama.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time to Catch a Cheater. Only on the Jubile Show.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Ashley is on the phone today for to Catch a Cheater.
She's been with her boyfriend Ryan for four years, but
now she thinks something might be going on, so we'll
see if we can help her out. Ashley, thanks for
coming on the show. Sorry it has to be this way.
What's going on?

Speaker 3 (00:17):
Yeah, I mean, honestly, I've heard this so many times
and never thought that I would come in, but here
I am. So we've yeah, we've been together four years,
you know, ups and down like anybody else. I mean,
not what you see on Instagram a couples. But I
kind of just feel like he's done with their relationship.

(00:40):
So it's just kind of like heavy on my heart
right now. So I just want to test it. I
want to test it. And so basically, what's going on.
I used to travel a lot for work, but now
I'm not, and he's been traveling for his job. But
it just keeps kind of picking up, like he'll he'll

(01:01):
fly off somewhere for a week, and then he comes
home for a couple of days, and then he leaves again.
And then when he does come home, which has been
like you know, increasing over the last couple of months,
Like when he's going away, so when he's coming home,
he always seems like he has something better to do.

(01:21):
So it's it's starting to be kind of it feels
like he doesn't want to be at home anymore, and
I feel like I deserve better when he's home, she's
not wanting to be intimate anymore, which is whatever?

Speaker 1 (01:36):
And what does he say? How does he stop that?
He kind of like.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
When he comes home now, she's always hiding us in
his office for hours. It's like he makes a team,
Like he's writing an emails, but as soon as I
walk away, his messenger notification kind of pings over and
over and over, like there's a conversation going on, and
we're always like really open with each other about like oh,

(02:00):
I'm talking to Johnny Gonco like they're so funny, and
you know it's women's intuition. You just kind of feel
like he's he's messaging with someone like we know each
other's friend, you know each other, so for me, like
we're really good friends with each other. You know, like
I care about him and so I did comfort him

(02:21):
about it. You know, I'm like, you've been gone more,
you haven't really been wanting to touch me, and you're
hiding away in your office. He legit just shrugged it off.
He said, he has a new assistant in his office
and he's been showing her the rope, so that's kind
of been taking a lot of time. But I've seen

(02:44):
I've seen her, and I'm really not the jealous type.
But she's legit his type, So so.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
You think it might actually be the assistant that he's
talking to.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
I do. It's like a horrible feeling in my stomach,
like I just I want to believe that you would
never cheat on me, because we're really not, Like we've
talked about that in the past, like we love how
we wouldn't do it. I hope I call them in
my head. I really don't know. I don't know. I
have a wrble feeling so here I am.

Speaker 4 (03:12):
I just don't like how he handled you. Confronting him
about the time spent. Shrugging it off and not taking
the time to make you feel better is really unsettling.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
I know a lot of people do that.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
You know, it sucks because I think they think about
themselves like how I'm not whatever, and then they it's like,
but you're someone else is talking to you that you
care about, like it's about them at that moment, and
that's fine. Yeah, you know, like so anyway, yeah, that
sucks the way that was handled. All right, Well, you
told us what a grocery store he's a rewards card
member at.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
So we'll do the usual.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
We'll call and pretend to be from the grocery store
and say that every single month, we choose one rewards
card member at random who gets free flowers delivered from
our floral department, and we'll see if he sends those
to you or to somebody else.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
Okay, okay, I'm so nervous.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
All right, we'll play a son comeback here to catch
it Here next right in the middle of to Catch
a Cheater, if you're just joining us, Ashley is on
the phone. She's been with her boyfriend Ryan for four
years and now she thinks that he might be cheating.
So in a second, we're going to call him and
pretend to be from the grocery store that he's a
rewards car remember at, and say that he's this month's
big winner of flowers delivered to anybody that he wants

(04:18):
from our floral department, and we'll see if he believes
that first of all, and then if he sends those
flowers to Ashley or to somebody else. But before we
do that, Ashley, why don't you catch everybody up on
your situation.

Speaker 3 (04:27):
So we've been together four years. I used to travel
a bunch for work. He's the one that's traveling now.
In his time away just keeps increasing. And then when
he is home, he's been kind of avoiding me. He's
been working in his office and you know, big red
flag for me and not wanting to be in it,

(04:48):
which no one should ever feel.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
Yeah, I've had that happen to me a lot.

Speaker 3 (04:52):
It's humiliating and like it's you know, I'm talking to
him about it, like it's not like I'm like, hey,
did you take up the trash? Brought it up to
him like this is a really big deal. I'm stelling
like this, and he said, nothing's going on. But I
still feel like.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
There is with his assistant too. Is who you think
it is?

Speaker 3 (05:12):
Yes? Two opposite looking of me, totally his previous type
before me.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
Okay, all right, were you ready for us to call him?
I guess Okay, here we go. Hello, Hi, this is
Shortal calling from I was looking for our rewards card

(05:38):
member named Ryan.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
Uh yeah, that's me Ryan.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
I'm actually calling to say congratulations and thank you for
your business. Here this month's big winner.

Speaker 5 (05:50):
Uh okay, where did I win?

Speaker 1 (05:53):
Of the flowers?

Speaker 3 (05:55):
The flowers.

Speaker 2 (05:57):
Every single month, we choose one rewards card member who
gets free flowers delivered from our brand new floral apartment
to anybody that they want in the entire United States.
It's absolutely free. You've won thirty six long stem red roses,
a box of candy or chocolates, and a card to
be delivered to anybody that you want. It's actually a
three hundred and eighty two dollars value.

Speaker 5 (06:16):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
Yeah, congratulations, thank you.

Speaker 5 (06:20):
Okay, So, so you'll send flowers anywhere?

Speaker 1 (06:26):
Yes? Okay, cool?

Speaker 3 (06:28):
Great.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
Let me let me just give it to tell you
how it works. Then I can take the information over
the phone. In a matter of minutes, I can call
you back if you don't know who you want to
send them to right now?

Speaker 5 (06:41):
Yeah, no, no, no, we can do it on the phone. Okay,
let's send these flowers to Dano.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
Okay, and do you want to send a card along
with this?

Speaker 4 (06:53):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (06:54):
Yeah, yeah, say something like I cannot wait to hold
you again and the thought of your arms gives me strikes.

Speaker 2 (07:07):
Okay, got that, And now at this point, I would
like to tell you that my name is actually Jubil,
and I'm calling from a radio show that's called The
Jubil Show, and your girlfriend Ashley is actually on the
phone listening.

Speaker 3 (07:23):
No, yeah, hold on.

Speaker 1 (07:27):
Yeah, and that's what this is.

Speaker 5 (07:32):
Oh my god, Hi, Hi, you said, actually there, yep.

Speaker 3 (07:38):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I am you know, like I asked
you this and you told me nothing was going on.
But I can't believe it. I mean, I I asked
you about this and you told me no, and now
it's your assistant. Like I just knew it. I knew it,
and I asked you and you denied it. Why would

(07:59):
you do this? But I can't believe that.

Speaker 5 (08:03):
Actually, a look, it's not it's not an easy thing
to say. It's not it's not something I'm happy about.
It's look, Ashley, I'm I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (08:17):
It's just you're not happy, so disrescessful. You're not happy
about what are you even thoughting about?

Speaker 4 (08:24):
It?

Speaker 3 (08:24):
Sounds like you you said you can't wait to be
in her arms again. It sounds like if you want
this to happen, what are you even thinking.

Speaker 5 (08:33):
Look, it's just it's I don't I don't know. It's
it's it's an escape, it's a I mean, I mean,
you know, things haven't felt good with us for a
long time, and and you know, with with me traveling
more and and she has to travel with me a lot.
So like it's just we have things we connect on

(08:55):
the lifestyle, to travel, the work, the loneliness. It just
made sense and with us sort of feeling like there
was a distance outside of it.

Speaker 3 (09:04):
I just I'm sorry, Well, you should have broken up
with me, then you should have told me, and you
should have broken up with me. And we've been together
long enough that you could have told me, and we
could have broken up, and then you can do whatever
you want. I love her, I don't know. I don't know.

Speaker 5 (09:25):
I don't know if I want us to be broken up.
I just I I don't know. I'm just trying to
figure things out. And it's something I just kind of
fell into and I should.

Speaker 3 (09:35):
Have How long is this been going on? Like four
or five months? WHOA I thought that this is Ligit
only like two months and I asked you so long ago,
Like you're so disrespectful to be doing that to me
this long. And I don't even know anything about her,

(09:56):
you know what I mean? Like you have been taking
intimacy away from me, which is so disrespectful to do
to another human being. But you're disrespecting my body too.
Does you know that you have a girlfriend for the song?

Speaker 1 (10:11):
Yes, of course she does.

Speaker 5 (10:13):
It didn't start off this way. I mean, I told
her about my life, she told me about her life,
her husband, all that, and then then we just sort
of fell into this.

Speaker 3 (10:20):
Her husband, her husband, Oh my gosh, what are you doing?
Her husband? She's married. You're in a relationship, You're not
like in some fantasy land. She's married.

Speaker 2 (10:33):
Wow, I'm sure her husband would like to know what
she's been doing on her business trips.

Speaker 5 (10:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (10:39):
Now, I just feel like I should retout to her
her husband and let him know so that he's not
being disrespected as well.

Speaker 5 (10:46):
Ash Ash come on, come on, you're already doing this
on the radio. You don't look.

Speaker 3 (10:51):
I get.

Speaker 5 (10:52):
I get while you're married and I care about you,
but I but if you're going to be vindictive about it.

Speaker 3 (11:00):
You know, I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I can't.
I deserve, I deserve better than this. I am a
good person and I treated them so well for four years.
I've always been there for you, and I don't deserve
to be treated like this. I deserve to be loved
by a good partner and you should be humiliated by
what you've done.

Speaker 5 (11:21):
Okay, actually, okay, okay, okay, just thank you for four
years of treating me well and one nightmare of a
phone call that you're blasting to the world.

Speaker 3 (11:31):
So get the better that you deserve.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
And he hung up. Ashley, I'm really sorry, so sorry,
I am too.

Speaker 3 (11:41):
I mean I was in our list that would end
up this way and it did. So I just need
to go for a walk and clear my head right now.

Speaker 4 (11:48):
Yeah, I'm sure you need to do whatever you gotta do,
but just know this was a two for you did
your good deed, two for one for I have.

Speaker 3 (11:57):
The rest of the day. I'm gonna go and a
walk in go her husband now that I have her
Latin name, okay, so I can let him know. The
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