Sophie & Wyatt - The Case of ‘Ashley Kissy Lips’

When Sophia finds lipstick smudges, coconut ChapStick, and mysterious blocked calls, she’s sure her boyfriend Wyatt is hiding something — and all signs point to his ex, Ashley Kissy Lips. But what happens when The Jubal Show calls to catch him in the act might just surprise everyone.
Tune in to To Catch a Cheater on The Jubal Show to hear how it all goes down!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time to Catch a Cheater only on the Jubile Show.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Sophia is on the phone today for to Catch a
Cheater and she's been with her boyfriend Wyatt for a
year now, but now she suspects that he might be cheating.
So we'll see if we can help her figure it out. Sophia, Sorry,
you have to come on the show this way as always,
But what's up? Why do you think that why it
might be cheating on you?

Speaker 3 (00:21):
Yeah? So there's this girl, Ashley and I actually call
her Ashley kissy lips, actual lipstick marks on my boyfriend's
car like he was her property.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Okay, how does she know him? Just some random girl?

Speaker 3 (00:41):
I think she's his ex.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
Wait, have you ever asked him about her?

Speaker 2 (00:46):
Like, hey, what the heck? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (00:48):
I mean he pretty much just told me that she's
completely crazy, Like she used to leave these like flirty
notes on his car in everything, and she knows that
I his girlfriend, and she's just like insanely disrespectful.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
So she's doing it even though she knows you guys
are together.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
Yeah, exactly, she's crazy. Okay, Ashley kissy lips.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
Yeah, what else?

Speaker 3 (01:15):
Okay, So a couple of weeks ago. I saw this
smudge on his car door, and I'm like, oh, it
is kissy lips back, And so I went through his
car naturally, Yeah, exactly, thank you. And what did I find?
I found coconut berts Bee's chapstick. And my man has

(01:36):
literally never used coconut anything in his whole life.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
Okay, so you think that's somebody else's chapstick?

Speaker 3 (01:45):
Yeah exactly, duh.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
Okay, So did you ask him about it?

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Well?

Speaker 3 (01:51):
Yeah, I asked him about it, and he said that
it was mine. And now I'm like gaslighting myself. I'm like,
do I use coconut?

Speaker 4 (02:00):
Like?

Speaker 3 (02:00):
Am I literally losing my.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
Mind right now?

Speaker 2 (02:02):
So you don't use coconut tapstick? No?

Speaker 1 (02:06):
Literally?

Speaker 3 (02:06):
So I'm like, how can you tell me this is mine? Like,
I literally don't use that. And I've literally never seen
him use coconut anything in his life.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Is there anything else that you found that makes you
think that he's cheating?

Speaker 3 (02:19):
Yeah, there's a couple more things. So he started getting
a call from a block number like over and over,
and at one point I answered it and it was
just some little breathing and I would be like, Ashley,
is that you? And then they hung up.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
Oh no, Like okay, so you're thinking that maybe this
Ashley girl is back?

Speaker 3 (02:44):
Yeah, pretty much? Like like what else would explain all
of that?

Speaker 4 (02:48):
You know, Like I like.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
My spidy senses are tingling, like it's definitely her.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
So what is he doing while you're picking up his
phone and saying this girl's name?

Speaker 3 (03:01):
Well, he was in the bathroom when I picked up
his phone. He was taking a shower. Well he doesn't
actually know that I did that, but like there's too
many signs like he's then something is definitely going on.
Like I'm literally not crazy, like I know something's going on.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
Okay, all right, Well we'll see if we can help
you out. Okay, you already told us what a grocery
store he's a Rewards card member at. So we'll play
a song come Back, and then call and pretend to
be from the grocery store and say that every single month,
we choose one lucky Rewards member who gets a free
gift from us, and its flowers delivered to anybody that
they want from our floor apartment, and we'll see be
sinzos to you or to somebody else.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
Okay, is good?

Speaker 2 (03:39):
All right, we'll get you to catch cheater right after this,
if you're just joining us for Today's to Catch a Cheater.
Sophia is on the phone and she thinks that her
boyfriend of a year named Wyatt might be messing around.
So we're about to call him and pretend to be
from the grocery store that he's a rewards card member
at and tell him that he's this month's lucky winner
of free flowers delivered from our Laurel department to anybody

(04:01):
that he wants, and we'll see if he sends us
to his girlfriend Sophia or to somebody else. But before
we do that, Sophia, why don't you tell us again
why you suspect why it of cheating?

Speaker 1 (04:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (04:12):
So he has this ex, Ashley, who is crazy. I
call her Ashley Kissy Lips. She used to leave lipstick
kisses on his car and I found a smudge on
his car, and then I found coconut birch Bee's chop
six in his backseat, which none.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
Of us use.

Speaker 3 (04:30):
And he started getting homes from a blocking number, so
I answered it and I went Ashley and then they
hung up. So I definitely think this girl Ashley is back.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
All right, cool?

Speaker 2 (04:42):
Are you ready for us? To call him and see
if we can catch him if he's messing around.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
Yeah, I'm ready.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
Okay, here we go.

Speaker 3 (05:00):
Hello.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
Hi, this is Corby calling from I was looking for
our Rewards card member named Why it.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
Is him?

Speaker 2 (05:08):
Hi, Wyatt. Please don't hang up. This is not a
marketing phone call. I'm actually calling with a big congratulations.
Thank you so much for shopping with us. You're this
month winner. Oh cool? You guys give away stuff? Yes,
we do every single month. Maybe you didn't know that.
Every month we choose one lucky Rewards Card member to
say thank you very much for being such a loyal
customer with a free gift. And this month it's free
flowers delivered to anybody that you want from our floral apartment.

(05:30):
It's a three hundred and sixteen dollars value. Actually, you've
won thirty six long Si red roses, a box of
candy or chocolate, and a card to be delivered to
anybody that you want, absolutely free.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
That's awesome. Wow. Well, thank you guys.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
Well, thank you. All I will need from you will
be the first and last name of the person that
you want to send them to, and then if you
want to put anything on a card, then we'll get
the address and we'll be get to go.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
All right, it's going to be for let's say it's
going to be for my girlfriend, Sophia.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
Did you want to put a card? Did you want
to include a card to your girlfriend?

Speaker 1 (06:03):
Sofia, let's say, I love you even when you're a
little dramatic.

Speaker 3 (06:10):
Yeah, oh really, you love me even when I'm dramatic.
How about when Kissy Lips is breathing into your phone.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
Sophia, Is that you? What's going on? Hey, Wyatt?

Speaker 2 (06:24):
This is actually a radio show. It's called The Jewbil Show. Yeah, Hi, Wyatt,
I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Nistoria, and my name is Jeubel.
And that's your girlfriend, Sophia who's on the phone. We
do a segment called to Catch a Cheater, where if
you think your significant other might be messing around, you
see who they send flowers too, and you wanted us
to see if you'd send flowers I heard.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
Or somebody way. I mean, hey, I was I was
right about a little dramatic because you can see you
guys time to say that.

Speaker 3 (06:52):
Yeah, I know, Hey Sophia, I'm not dramatic, Okay, I know.
Ashley's back.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
Come on, what do you mean Ashley's back?

Speaker 3 (07:03):
Come on, I know she's back. I saw a lipstick
smud on your car and I found her trapstick in
the back seat, and you keep getting calls from a
block number like I'm not dumb. I know she's back.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
She's not back. She's never been back or like anything
like that. I met her once, she recently. You heard it.
You heard it. I knew it.

Speaker 3 (07:27):
I knew it.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
That's the thing. No, she That doesn't mean I did anything.
That doesn't mean I cheated on you. That doesn't mean
that she's back. She just like threw like them.

Speaker 3 (07:36):
What happened?

Speaker 1 (07:38):
We went at the bar like she threw herself at me.
It was I close to like doing anything and I cheating.
Maybe maybe I was, but isnt Oh?

Speaker 2 (07:49):
I mean he's honest, right, I guess.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
I am exactly. But what matters is I didn't okay.
I took her home because she was she was wasted.
She had nate it. But she's naked. I can't control her,
you know, like you girls do weird things. It's crazy.

Speaker 5 (08:09):
I mean, I listen. I didn't tell you because I
didn't want you to freak out. I know how you
get yeah, we're talking about well, I mean, listen, yeah
I would, I would do it. I'm not blaming you.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
I'm just simply telling you why I didn't like tell
you like right away, because I didn't want you to
go and like fight her or something.

Speaker 3 (08:27):
Because yeah, I would too.

Speaker 4 (08:30):
You know I would.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
I know you would. That's why I didn't tell you.
I know you would, and you know I would. I
would fight for you too, always, and that's why I
did that. Man, I fought for you by not following
that girl into hotel or like, I'm a man, I'm
tempted every day, multiple times a day. I don't act

(08:54):
on it.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
How does that feel, Sophia.

Speaker 3 (08:57):
Well, at lista, I know I'm not crazy, and the
actual he was her at least he didn't actually cheat
on me.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
But like, I'm still I bet you would. No, I
don't something I do. I mean, like I love everything
about Ashley and like, I'm sorry I made you feel
crazy something I didn't.

Speaker 4 (09:22):
Oh my god, it is crazy.

Speaker 3 (09:34):
I'm definitely.

Speaker 4 (09:37):
All right.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
Well, so, Sophia, you believe him that he's not cheating.

Speaker 3 (09:42):
Yeah, I believe that he's not cheating. I mean, like
he's being super honest. Right now obviously. So if he
did cheat, I feel like he'd actually, you know, like
give it up.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
Okay, if I if I cheated on you, I would
tell you. First of all, like I have pretty strong
will power, so you never have to worry about that never.
Second of all, like I wouldn't want to waste your time.
If if I'm like, if I want to do with
somebody else, I'm going to go and move one. I'm
not gonna waste your time. Yeah. Whatever, fair, And I'm
expecting the same bag.

Speaker 3 (10:17):
Yeah that

Speaker 1 (10:22):
The Jubile Show to catch a cheater.