April 6, 2023 • 10 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Jewbil Show on demand. It's time War of the
Roses only on the Jewbil Show and is on the
phone today for War of the Roses to catch a cheater.
She's been married to her husband for five years. His
name is James, and this is I mean, this is
some pretty heavy stuff that Kat wants to talk about. Oh,
she definitely thinks that he might be cheating. It's different
(00:24):
than any other other War of the Roses that we've done.
That the cheating is different. This whole situation is different.
That's a big deal, very big deal. Yeah, what the
heck's going on? Kat? Thank you for your email. Tell
us what's going on? Why do you think your husband,
James of five years is now cheating? So we both
(00:44):
decided that we wanted to lose a few pounds and
on addenda, Jim and eat better, like just have more energy.
And since they started, it's like we've been a lot
better about things. Like maybe says a little bit more,
but I think he's great. I'm sorry Kat to jump in.
(01:05):
I'm getting really confused. So he's cheating on you, but
you're working on your sexy So where's where's the cheating?
We're doing this like very strict diet plan, and I
think he's cheating on his diet, which is a big deal.
If you've been in a relay, if you've been with
a partner before, and like you guys are doing it
(01:26):
like a workout thing together or whatever, and you think
they're cheating on it, that is a big deal, right,
It is a big deal. But I needed to understand
what kind of cheating we were talking about before we
proceeded here. So now leaving with somebody, So he's cheating
on his diet? What makes you think that? Every time
that we go to eat, he always makes an excuse
(01:49):
of like he's not hungry or he doesn't feel like eating.
Is just like always an excuse why he doesn't want
to eat. So you think that he's eating somewhere else. Yeah,
Like I think it's sorry, I'm hungry. I understand that
(02:11):
when we go to work out together, he's always going
later because he has to work. Then he disappears, like
I don't know, he goes for away four hours. It's
not like he goes, oh, I want to go work
out and comes back in like an hour and hour
and a half. He goes to work out for like
two and a half hours, but he's not working out,
he's eating. Does he look like he's gained weight or like,
(02:35):
does he look like he's losing weight? I should say,
I don't know it's gonna okay. It's because he says
he's doing it, but I know he's not doing it. Okay,
So you want to catch him cheating on the diet
plan that you guys are supposed to be faithful to.
Where else? Yes? Actually, all right, I just say to
(02:58):
that of his lamb and cookies, like I know if
we secretly the cookie monster. Look, I consider cheating it.
To do anything that you wouldn't do in front of
them that they wouldn't know about, it's cheating to me.
So if he's cheating on this diet, I mean he's
going outside of your marriage. It might be for food,
and it might be breaking your little plan together, but
still it's dishonesty to have these problem. So how do
(03:21):
you want us to catch him? Then? Um, normally we
call from the grocery store and you know, offer flowers.
But unless he's eating flowers, I don't know if that's
gonna work. Let's se chocolate chip cookies. Chocolate chip cookies, okay,
there is this place that before the diet we were
completely addicted to. It's called Okay. But if you guys
(03:43):
call him from there and tell him that he wants something,
you'll be so excited. Like he was. It was like
crack like that. I seriously like that. Plays anything in
there is crack, okay, So he would totally be happy
for that, all right. And it's a cookie place. It
sounds like a cookie place, right all right, it's like
(04:04):
all kinds of cook Okay, I'm gonna get too much
into that. I'm gonna stop now. Okay, we're all gonna
be cheating on you. We'll call him and tell him
that he's won some free cookies and see if he's
excited to eat them. I guess, do it? All right?
Come back and then call him and find out if
he is cheating on your diet. And War of the
(04:25):
Roses to Cat a Cheater coming up next, A little
of War of the Roses to Catch a Cheater in
today's a little different. Yeah, Kat is on the phone.
She thinks that her husband to five years named James,
might be cheating on their diet because they started a
workout plan and it doesn't seem like he's sticking to it,
but he swears he is, and so she wants us
(04:45):
to see if he is by calling him up from
the cookie place that they were going to before they
started the diet and say that he's won free cookies
and see if he accepts the offer and excited to
eat them, and then Kat will know and he'll be
busted because still that's cheating on something in your relationship hip.
All right, Kat, is there anything you want to say
before we call him and try to catch him? No? No,
I can only think about it's a cookie monster. Yeah,
(05:09):
what kind of cookies are his favorite? That's good enough
for me. Chocolate chip, that's everybody's classic. Okay, all right,
here we go. I'm gonna call him right now and
we'll see if he accepts the free cookies and if
he does, have at him. All right, here we go. Hello, Hi,
(05:38):
this is Gorvin. Call him from and I was looking
for James. Uh, yeah, this is James. What's going on? James?
How are you? You're one of our valued customers and
a member of our rewards program. This is not a
marketing call. Please don't hang up. Are you still there?
I am still here? Yes, we are actually calling today
because guess what what you are? This month's big winner. Congratulations? Okay,
(06:04):
what what did I win? Every single month we choose
one valued customer who wins free cookies delivered straight to
your doorstep from us, just our way of saying thank you. Really, yeah,
it's an assortment of forty eight cookies. Forty eight cookies,
and it really it's a it's you get twelve of
every single cookie that we have. Wow. You can also
(06:28):
go all one cookie if you want. You can do
all forty eight choco chip if you want to. We're
basically just our way of saying thank you. So whatever. Yeah,
forty eight cookies, free delivered straight to your doorstep. Thank you?
All right, I can give you guys my address and
can I can I like attach a message to this? Sure? Yeah? Absolutely?
Are you going to deliver them to someone else? I am?
(06:50):
Oh okay, sure, yeah, I know exactly what I want
to do. It is great. Okay, what would you want
us to put on that because we can't put a
card with it? Yeah? Perfect, all right, I want you
to write I love you very much, my little cat.
Which is why I'm not falling for this, because you've
(07:11):
been cheating on your diet too. Wait a second, is
right now? I'm so confused, James, I could do all
chocolate chip pop Damn, it really could be. Obviously, you
know this is not the cookie place. I did a
(07:33):
really bad job as a cookie person. I mean, I
believed you, but I didn't believe you for a second.
Good morning do you bow show morning? You didn't believe
that I was from the cookie shop? Pah, James. So
I first of all, I listened to you guys all
the time. And second of all, no way that I
just randomly from win forty eight cookies and I can
(07:55):
do all chocolate chip. Yeah. Maybe that's where you blew
it all chocolate And then I don't know why forty
eight popped into my head. That was also bad. The
whole thing was just really not It wasn't a good
cell James. So but anyway, you listen to the show
and you you know, so you know your wife was
trying to set you up. I've figured that one out. Yeah,
(08:17):
but you said, James, that you think your wife is
cheating on you. Cat did you hear that part? I did?
Are you cheating? Sorry? I'm just listening back here, but
cookie mon, nice try sweetie, but you you gotta get
(08:39):
up pretty early in the morning. They get one of
those by me. Okay, I do have to admit I
do have a stash of girl cookie. I'm sorry. Whoa wait, seriously,
you got you have an actual stash of cookie? You've
(08:59):
been cheating on the diet because I haven't been cheating
on the diet, so I can't believe you're actually you're
seriously cheating on the diet. It's hard. So this whole
thing started with Kat wanting to catch you cheating, James,
and it sounds like, James, you just caught her cheating
(09:20):
on your diet. Yeah, I can't believe this. We made
a commitment, honey. This is the same at like regular cheating, right, Like,
if you're the one doing it, you're accusing me. That's
what it is, even with cookie. Can we like stop
the diet because it's really hard, but like not all
(09:40):
the way stop? Like, can we just like not be
so strict about it because it's me angry. You are
speaking in my language. You are speaking my language right
now because I gotta all right, I have to come
clean with something. I have been on occasion stopping sometimes
(10:01):
at a Wendy's for Frosty. Yeah. Yeah, you guys are
freaks when it comes to a little tree. It's just
a little something. You know, you're hot after the workout down.
How about this, honey? On my way home, I'll make
(10:23):
a quick stop and pick something up and bring home
a little surprise. Oh yes, thank you. I mean my
wife wouldn't say yes to that, right. Well, I'm glad
you guys got him figured out. Kat I'm glad you
found out that he kind of was cheating on the diet.
And James, I'm glad you found out that she was
(10:43):
also cheating on the diet. And I'm glad you guys
can invite a another food item into that house. Thanks guys,
I think this is only going to make our marriage stronger.
Then Jewels Show on Demand.
The Jewbil Show on demand. It's time War of the
Roses only on the Jewbil Show and is on the
phone today for War of the Roses to catch a cheater.
She's been married to her husband for five years. His
name is James, and this is I mean, this is
some pretty heavy stuff that Kat wants to talk about. Oh,
she definitely thinks that he might be cheating. It's different
(00:24):
than any other other War of the Roses that we've done.
That the cheating is different. This whole situation is different.
That's a big deal, very big deal. Yeah, what the
heck's going on? Kat? Thank you for your email. Tell
us what's going on? Why do you think your husband,
James of five years is now cheating? So we both
(00:44):
decided that we wanted to lose a few pounds and
on addenda, Jim and eat better, like just have more energy.
And since they started, it's like we've been a lot
better about things. Like maybe says a little bit more,
but I think he's great. I'm sorry Kat to jump in.
(01:05):
I'm getting really confused. So he's cheating on you, but
you're working on your sexy So where's where's the cheating?
We're doing this like very strict diet plan, and I
think he's cheating on his diet, which is a big deal.
If you've been in a relay, if you've been with
a partner before, and like you guys are doing it
(01:26):
like a workout thing together or whatever, and you think
they're cheating on it, that is a big deal, right,
It is a big deal. But I needed to understand
what kind of cheating we were talking about before we
proceeded here. So now leaving with somebody, So he's cheating
on his diet? What makes you think that? Every time
that we go to eat, he always makes an excuse
(01:49):
of like he's not hungry or he doesn't feel like eating.
Is just like always an excuse why he doesn't want
to eat. So you think that he's eating somewhere else. Yeah,
Like I think it's sorry, I'm hungry. I understand that
(02:11):
when we go to work out together, he's always going
later because he has to work. Then he disappears, like
I don't know, he goes for away four hours. It's
not like he goes, oh, I want to go work
out and comes back in like an hour and hour
and a half. He goes to work out for like
two and a half hours, but he's not working out,
he's eating. Does he look like he's gained weight or like,
(02:35):
does he look like he's losing weight? I should say,
I don't know it's gonna okay. It's because he says
he's doing it, but I know he's not doing it. Okay,
So you want to catch him cheating on the diet
plan that you guys are supposed to be faithful to.
Where else? Yes? Actually, all right, I just say to
(02:58):
that of his lamb and cookies, like I know if
we secretly the cookie monster. Look, I consider cheating it.
To do anything that you wouldn't do in front of
them that they wouldn't know about, it's cheating to me.
So if he's cheating on this diet, I mean he's
going outside of your marriage. It might be for food,
and it might be breaking your little plan together, but
still it's dishonesty to have these problem. So how do
(03:21):
you want us to catch him? Then? Um, normally we
call from the grocery store and you know, offer flowers.
But unless he's eating flowers, I don't know if that's
gonna work. Let's se chocolate chip cookies. Chocolate chip cookies, okay,
there is this place that before the diet we were
completely addicted to. It's called Okay. But if you guys
(03:43):
call him from there and tell him that he wants something,
you'll be so excited. Like he was. It was like
crack like that. I seriously like that. Plays anything in
there is crack, okay, So he would totally be happy
for that, all right. And it's a cookie place. It
sounds like a cookie place, right all right, it's like
(04:04):
all kinds of cook Okay, I'm gonna get too much
into that. I'm gonna stop now. Okay, we're all gonna
be cheating on you. We'll call him and tell him
that he's won some free cookies and see if he's
excited to eat them. I guess, do it? All right?
Come back and then call him and find out if
he is cheating on your diet. And War of the
(04:25):
Roses to Cat a Cheater coming up next, A little
of War of the Roses to Catch a Cheater in
today's a little different. Yeah, Kat is on the phone.
She thinks that her husband to five years named James,
might be cheating on their diet because they started a
workout plan and it doesn't seem like he's sticking to it,
but he swears he is, and so she wants us
(04:45):
to see if he is by calling him up from
the cookie place that they were going to before they
started the diet and say that he's won free cookies
and see if he accepts the offer and excited to
eat them, and then Kat will know and he'll be
busted because still that's cheating on something in your relationship hip.
All right, Kat, is there anything you want to say
before we call him and try to catch him? No? No,
I can only think about it's a cookie monster. Yeah,
(05:09):
what kind of cookies are his favorite? That's good enough
for me. Chocolate chip, that's everybody's classic. Okay, all right,
here we go. I'm gonna call him right now and
we'll see if he accepts the free cookies and if
he does, have at him. All right, here we go. Hello, Hi,
(05:38):
this is Gorvin. Call him from and I was looking
for James. Uh, yeah, this is James. What's going on? James?
How are you? You're one of our valued customers and
a member of our rewards program. This is not a
marketing call. Please don't hang up. Are you still there?
I am still here? Yes, we are actually calling today
because guess what what you are? This month's big winner. Congratulations? Okay,
(06:04):
what what did I win? Every single month we choose
one valued customer who wins free cookies delivered straight to
your doorstep from us, just our way of saying thank you. Really, yeah,
it's an assortment of forty eight cookies. Forty eight cookies,
and it really it's a it's you get twelve of
every single cookie that we have. Wow. You can also
(06:28):
go all one cookie if you want. You can do
all forty eight choco chip if you want to. We're
basically just our way of saying thank you. So whatever. Yeah,
forty eight cookies, free delivered straight to your doorstep. Thank you?
All right, I can give you guys my address and
can I can I like attach a message to this? Sure? Yeah? Absolutely?
Are you going to deliver them to someone else? I am?
(06:50):
Oh okay, sure, yeah, I know exactly what I want
to do. It is great. Okay, what would you want
us to put on that because we can't put a
card with it? Yeah? Perfect, all right, I want you
to write I love you very much, my little cat.
Which is why I'm not falling for this, because you've
(07:11):
been cheating on your diet too. Wait a second, is
right now? I'm so confused, James, I could do all
chocolate chip pop Damn, it really could be. Obviously, you
know this is not the cookie place. I did a
(07:33):
really bad job as a cookie person. I mean, I
believed you, but I didn't believe you for a second.
Good morning do you bow show morning? You didn't believe
that I was from the cookie shop? Pah, James. So
I first of all, I listened to you guys all
the time. And second of all, no way that I
just randomly from win forty eight cookies and I can
(07:55):
do all chocolate chip. Yeah. Maybe that's where you blew
it all chocolate And then I don't know why forty
eight popped into my head. That was also bad. The
whole thing was just really not It wasn't a good
cell James. So but anyway, you listen to the show
and you you know, so you know your wife was
trying to set you up. I've figured that one out. Yeah,
(08:17):
but you said, James, that you think your wife is
cheating on you. Cat did you hear that part? I did?
Are you cheating? Sorry? I'm just listening back here, but
cookie mon, nice try sweetie, but you you gotta get
(08:39):
up pretty early in the morning. They get one of
those by me. Okay, I do have to admit I
do have a stash of girl cookie. I'm sorry. Whoa wait, seriously,
you got you have an actual stash of cookie? You've
(08:59):
been cheating on the diet because I haven't been cheating
on the diet, so I can't believe you're actually you're
seriously cheating on the diet. It's hard. So this whole
thing started with Kat wanting to catch you cheating, James,
and it sounds like, James, you just caught her cheating
(09:20):
on your diet. Yeah, I can't believe this. We made
a commitment, honey. This is the same at like regular cheating, right, Like,
if you're the one doing it, you're accusing me. That's
what it is, even with cookie. Can we like stop
the diet because it's really hard, but like not all
(09:40):
the way stop? Like, can we just like not be
so strict about it because it's me angry. You are
speaking in my language. You are speaking my language right
now because I gotta all right, I have to come
clean with something. I have been on occasion stopping sometimes
(10:01):
at a Wendy's for Frosty. Yeah. Yeah, you guys are
freaks when it comes to a little tree. It's just
a little something. You know, you're hot after the workout down.
How about this, honey? On my way home, I'll make
(10:23):
a quick stop and pick something up and bring home
a little surprise. Oh yes, thank you. I mean my
wife wouldn't say yes to that, right. Well, I'm glad
you guys got him figured out. Kat I'm glad you
found out that he kind of was cheating on the diet.
And James, I'm glad you found out that she was
(10:43):
also cheating on the diet. And I'm glad you guys
can invite a another food item into that house. Thanks guys,
I think this is only going to make our marriage stronger.
Then Jewels Show on Demand.
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