October 2, 2017 • 6 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Your wife having a black bab that we fight. Yeah,
all right, let's run it. Hello. Hello, I'm looking for
(00:21):
a William. How you doing. Listen, my name is Simmons.
I was I don't know how to Uh. Oh man,
My wife and I evidently go to the same um
fertility specialists that you and your wife go to. Dr Doctor.
You are you familiar with doctor? I'm familiar with doctor.
(00:43):
But that's supposed to be confidential. Yeah, I'm aware of
that as well, sir. My wife is out on business
right now. She's she's gone for I won't be back
until Tuesday. But I got a call today, very disturbing
phone call, and wanted to you know, I looked your
number up. They did tell me what was going on
and kind of want literally somebody told you my number
you got You got my number from somebody? No, I
(01:05):
looked up your number. Uh here here, here it is
the nutshew. My wife and I evidently you you and
you and your wife have been going through the same
type of problems of trying to get pregnant and so
forth and so on, and uh. For my understanding, your
wife is what four or five months pregnant? I'm not sure.
Wait a minute. My wife is exactly five months pregnant.
(01:27):
But I'm still confused on how you're getting in touch
with me and what this has to do with me. Well,
I mean, all that stuff that we've gone through is
totally confidential, and I'm kind of offended that you're calling me.
I understand that. Well, what's what's happening is, um, I
got a phone call from the doctor's office to day.
It seems like there's been a huge mistake by the
doctor's office. Evidently your wife has been artificially inseminated with
(01:50):
my seed. And I was I mean, I'm just as
disturbed as you are. You know what I mean, because
I mean me and my wife. You know, my wife
is two months pregnant, and finally, how could they do
something like that? I mean that that doesn't make any sense.
So I have no idea. All I know is is that,
(02:10):
you know, I hate to use the expression, but I'm
I'm I'm your wife's baby's daddy and and no, okay,
wait a minute, no, no, no, sox, that didn't that
doesn't happen, no way. So I'm trying to make sure
I bring the news to you and see if there's
(02:30):
anything that we can do to. I mean, I mean,
after being five months pregnant, is kind of hard to
rectify the problem. So I don't want this to sound rude,
and I don't want to sound wrong. You said, baby daddy,
are you black? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah black? And
my wife is gonna have a black baby. Well yeah,
your wife, he is gonna have a black baby. But
what I want you to know is I'm not paying
(02:52):
no that I'll support. That's what about y'all support? And
my wife is having some of the black duds? Kid?
Are you crazy? No, I'm not, No, I'm not out
of my mind. I'm just saying I didn't lay down
and conceive a child with your with your wife, So
I'm making sure I'm not going to be paying enough
child support. But I'm not even worried about the child support.
(03:15):
I'll pay the doll support. I'm worried about some doctor
making a huge mistake. And and and oh my god,
your wife is happy going to have a black baby.
I can't believe that this is unbelievable, believable, and I
can't believe you to call the doctor. Shouldn't give me this?
What don't you want it? It It doesn't matter who gives
(03:36):
you the news? As long as you get the news. Now,
what I want you to do with this? Please don't
be giving the baby no white names and stuff white.
I can't believe that. This is incredible, incredible, Oh my gosh,
call me. I'm trying to give me that. I'm ready
to go crazy. This is crazy. Okay, this, this is
(03:59):
this is no reason to be violent, sir. You see
what I'm saying. That's already to be violent. You're worried
about me about paying child support and talking about your
seed and your baby's daddy, and oh man, this is
this is bringing the best out of me. I can
promise you. Unbelievable. Man. Let me let me ask you something, sir.
Do you think you may need anger management? I mean,
(04:20):
you're not gonna are you gonna? You're not gonna You're
not gonna beat my child? Are you? Oh? Man, you
know how to push man's buttons. I can promise you, man,
that's crazy. No, I ain't gonna beat nobody's baby. I
don't want you being violent to me and your wife's baby.
(04:43):
Spend this thing around. Huh man, what do you live? Man?
This is this because oh man, Well, here's what I'm
gonna ask you, do you think you might want to
be the godfather to the child to my own kid? No,
if I guess, it wouldn't be my kid, because it's
me and your wife's child. Don't you say that, you crazy?
(05:07):
Don't you say that even thinking about something like that.
It's me talk about something like that, but it's me
and your wife's child. Think so, don't you even talk
like that, You're crazy? Tear a hole in your head.
Don't you talk like that? Okay, Okay, you're gonna tell
a hole and who hey it in your head? You're crazy?
(05:28):
See that. This is this is the kind of thing.
I don't want my child around, this child, this type
of talk, this type of violence to your wife. Folks
getting mad and want to kill everybody in the room?
What you kill? Who you mad at? Why do y'all
do that? This? Man? Can I can? I? Can I
say one more thing to you? Can I do that?
(05:50):
I don't know if I can take any more news
to me? Man jumped to the phone. I got one
more thing to say to you. This is Nephew Timing
from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You it's got pranked
by your wife. Oh, I'm gonna I'm gonna kill that.
Uh it took a solong and try to give technics,
(06:15):
gonna play game like this. That's wrong. Got me, man,
you thinking? Got me? Man? Yeah. We listen to the
Steve Harvey Radio Show all the time. Man, that's awesome.
You guys are great. Oh man, I'm gonna go find
her and give her a big kiss. I'm gonna do
that far. God a right, man, I got one. I
got one more question for you, baby. What is the
(06:36):
baddest radio show in the land? The Steve Harvey Radio
Show in the morning,
Your wife having a black bab that we fight. Yeah,
all right, let's run it. Hello. Hello, I'm looking for
(00:21):
a William. How you doing. Listen, my name is Simmons.
I was I don't know how to Uh. Oh man,
My wife and I evidently go to the same um
fertility specialists that you and your wife go to. Dr Doctor.
You are you familiar with doctor? I'm familiar with doctor.
(00:43):
But that's supposed to be confidential. Yeah, I'm aware of
that as well, sir. My wife is out on business
right now. She's she's gone for I won't be back
until Tuesday. But I got a call today, very disturbing
phone call, and wanted to you know, I looked your
number up. They did tell me what was going on
and kind of want literally somebody told you my number
you got You got my number from somebody? No, I
(01:05):
looked up your number. Uh here here, here it is
the nutshew. My wife and I evidently you you and
you and your wife have been going through the same
type of problems of trying to get pregnant and so
forth and so on, and uh. For my understanding, your
wife is what four or five months pregnant? I'm not sure.
Wait a minute. My wife is exactly five months pregnant.
(01:27):
But I'm still confused on how you're getting in touch
with me and what this has to do with me. Well,
I mean, all that stuff that we've gone through is
totally confidential, and I'm kind of offended that you're calling me.
I understand that. Well, what's what's happening is, um, I
got a phone call from the doctor's office to day.
It seems like there's been a huge mistake by the
doctor's office. Evidently your wife has been artificially inseminated with
(01:50):
my seed. And I was I mean, I'm just as
disturbed as you are. You know what I mean, because
I mean me and my wife. You know, my wife
is two months pregnant, and finally, how could they do
something like that? I mean that that doesn't make any sense.
So I have no idea. All I know is is that,
(02:10):
you know, I hate to use the expression, but I'm
I'm I'm your wife's baby's daddy and and no, okay,
wait a minute, no, no, no, sox, that didn't that
doesn't happen, no way. So I'm trying to make sure
I bring the news to you and see if there's
(02:30):
anything that we can do to. I mean, I mean,
after being five months pregnant, is kind of hard to
rectify the problem. So I don't want this to sound rude,
and I don't want to sound wrong. You said, baby daddy,
are you black? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah black? And
my wife is gonna have a black baby. Well yeah,
your wife, he is gonna have a black baby. But
what I want you to know is I'm not paying
(02:52):
no that I'll support. That's what about y'all support? And
my wife is having some of the black duds? Kid?
Are you crazy? No, I'm not, No, I'm not out
of my mind. I'm just saying I didn't lay down
and conceive a child with your with your wife, So
I'm making sure I'm not going to be paying enough
child support. But I'm not even worried about the child support.
(03:15):
I'll pay the doll support. I'm worried about some doctor
making a huge mistake. And and and oh my god,
your wife is happy going to have a black baby.
I can't believe that this is unbelievable, believable, and I
can't believe you to call the doctor. Shouldn't give me this?
What don't you want it? It It doesn't matter who gives
(03:36):
you the news? As long as you get the news. Now,
what I want you to do with this? Please don't
be giving the baby no white names and stuff white.
I can't believe that. This is incredible, incredible, Oh my gosh,
call me. I'm trying to give me that. I'm ready
to go crazy. This is crazy. Okay, this, this is
(03:59):
this is no reason to be violent, sir. You see
what I'm saying. That's already to be violent. You're worried
about me about paying child support and talking about your
seed and your baby's daddy, and oh man, this is
this is bringing the best out of me. I can
promise you. Unbelievable. Man. Let me let me ask you something, sir.
Do you think you may need anger management? I mean,
(04:20):
you're not gonna are you gonna? You're not gonna You're
not gonna beat my child? Are you? Oh? Man, you
know how to push man's buttons. I can promise you, man,
that's crazy. No, I ain't gonna beat nobody's baby. I
don't want you being violent to me and your wife's baby.
(04:43):
Spend this thing around. Huh man, what do you live? Man?
This is this because oh man, Well, here's what I'm
gonna ask you, do you think you might want to
be the godfather to the child to my own kid? No,
if I guess, it wouldn't be my kid, because it's
me and your wife's child. Don't you say that, you crazy?
(05:07):
Don't you say that even thinking about something like that.
It's me talk about something like that, but it's me
and your wife's child. Think so, don't you even talk
like that, You're crazy? Tear a hole in your head.
Don't you talk like that? Okay, Okay, you're gonna tell
a hole and who hey it in your head? You're crazy?
(05:28):
See that. This is this is the kind of thing.
I don't want my child around, this child, this type
of talk, this type of violence to your wife. Folks
getting mad and want to kill everybody in the room?
What you kill? Who you mad at? Why do y'all
do that? This? Man? Can I can? I? Can I
say one more thing to you? Can I do that?
(05:50):
I don't know if I can take any more news
to me? Man jumped to the phone. I got one
more thing to say to you. This is Nephew Timing
from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You it's got pranked
by your wife. Oh, I'm gonna I'm gonna kill that.
Uh it took a solong and try to give technics,
(06:15):
gonna play game like this. That's wrong. Got me, man,
you thinking? Got me? Man? Yeah. We listen to the
Steve Harvey Radio Show all the time. Man, that's awesome.
You guys are great. Oh man, I'm gonna go find
her and give her a big kiss. I'm gonna do
that far. God a right, man, I got one. I
got one more question for you, baby. What is the
(06:36):
baddest radio show in the land? The Steve Harvey Radio
Show in the morning,
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