May 25, 2023 • 5 mins
This is straight from J. Anthony Brown's latest book.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
All right, Steve, are very on j Anthony Brown. It's
always here with the foolishness. Can count on him. He's
got details in his brand new book, tell Us About It.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
I just finished my new book, Steve, and it's called
one hundred and one Ways to Start an argument. Several
chapters in the book. Chapter one, you know, laugh on
the phone for no.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Reason, just just laugh.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
So, yeah, it would start an argument is laughing. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Chapter Chapter seven is a real good chapter. Take a
shower in the middle of the day.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Just just shower. Yeah, what you're going on? Shower as
a on Sunday. This is a good one for Sunday.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Say say I'm going to a different church by myself.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
That's what you say. On there's gonna be some hair
on well over there.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Here's another ways to start an argument. Yeah, put an
empty bag in the closet and just walk away.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Just put it up there and just walk away. Yeah.
Once and that, don't wor but that, don't go up there.
Don't go up there.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
What you mean, don't go up there?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Don't go up there. All right, ways to start the
argument say this phrase right here. This really works. Say
I'll be right back and leave, Just leave, just leave.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
I'll be right where you're going. I'll be right back.
Don't worry about where I'm going. I'll be right back.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
I mean where everybody.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Yeah, you just phraise right here on the phone. This
really gets an argument that say, good job, Becky, I'll
see you tomorrow. Up the phone, Becky with the good
hair bit.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Why the hell you got to encourage Becky? Damn, good
job Becky.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
What's she doing something?
Speaker 3 (02:03):
You gots to be commenting on it?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
From my new book, how to start an argument as
your mate, your lady?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
When's when's your friend coming over here?
Speaker 3 (02:14):
You know when she's been over here in the wh
Where is she coming here? Oh? No?
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:28):
And that started an argument right off the pack.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Yeah, he's a pretty good jay argument.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Here wades and started argument.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
No matter what movie she says you want to go to,
you say, oh, I've seen it already.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
I oh you're you're going to movies?
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Okay, you have time to go see it.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
I've seen that one of the good I've seen that.
I've seen it. I've seen it. Here's another one. Here's
another one. Ways of starting arguments.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
You on the phone and you laugh real damn loud,
and then you stopped whispering.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
You've been married a bunch of fans.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
This is why he's divorced.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
You want to run somebody off? Can I get you one?
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Give me one, give me one. I put it in
the book.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Buy your wife some running shoes far color. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Yeah, buy some running shoes.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
That do it. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
All of a sudden, All of a sudden, in the
middle of the day, you put on a clean shirt.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
You woke up in one shirt, put on another. What
you change your shirts for? Can I just put on
a new shirt? No, No, you cannot. What was wrong
with all?
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Can just go with the book? Jack? Can I just
add one more?
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Last one?
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Yeah? Ways? And started argument in your house guaranteed. Come
come in from work and pull your pants off and
ain't got no drawers?
Speaker 1 (04:41):
All right? Thanks Jay and Steve.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
You just command with you. I love you up.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Next with Today's Frank Phone Call. Right after that, you're
listening Hard Morning Show.
All right, Steve, are very on j Anthony Brown. It's
always here with the foolishness. Can count on him. He's
got details in his brand new book, tell Us About It.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
I just finished my new book, Steve, and it's called
one hundred and one Ways to Start an argument. Several
chapters in the book. Chapter one, you know, laugh on
the phone for no.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Reason, just just laugh.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
So, yeah, it would start an argument is laughing. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Chapter Chapter seven is a real good chapter. Take a
shower in the middle of the day.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Just just shower. Yeah, what you're going on? Shower as
a on Sunday. This is a good one for Sunday.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Say say I'm going to a different church by myself.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
That's what you say. On there's gonna be some hair
on well over there.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Here's another ways to start an argument. Yeah, put an
empty bag in the closet and just walk away.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Just put it up there and just walk away. Yeah.
Once and that, don't wor but that, don't go up there.
Don't go up there.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
What you mean, don't go up there?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Don't go up there. All right, ways to start the
argument say this phrase right here. This really works. Say
I'll be right back and leave, Just leave, just leave.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
I'll be right where you're going. I'll be right back.
Don't worry about where I'm going. I'll be right back.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
I mean where everybody.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Yeah, you just phraise right here on the phone. This
really gets an argument that say, good job, Becky, I'll
see you tomorrow. Up the phone, Becky with the good
hair bit.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Why the hell you got to encourage Becky? Damn, good
job Becky.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
What's she doing something?
Speaker 3 (02:03):
You gots to be commenting on it?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
From my new book, how to start an argument as
your mate, your lady?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
When's when's your friend coming over here?
Speaker 3 (02:14):
You know when she's been over here in the wh
Where is she coming here? Oh? No?
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:28):
And that started an argument right off the pack.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Yeah, he's a pretty good jay argument.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Here wades and started argument.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
No matter what movie she says you want to go to,
you say, oh, I've seen it already.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
I oh you're you're going to movies?
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Okay, you have time to go see it.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
I've seen that one of the good I've seen that.
I've seen it. I've seen it. Here's another one. Here's
another one. Ways of starting arguments.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
You on the phone and you laugh real damn loud,
and then you stopped whispering.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
You've been married a bunch of fans.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
This is why he's divorced.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
You want to run somebody off? Can I get you one?
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Give me one, give me one. I put it in
the book.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Buy your wife some running shoes far color. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Yeah, buy some running shoes.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
That do it. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
All of a sudden, All of a sudden, in the
middle of the day, you put on a clean shirt.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
You woke up in one shirt, put on another. What
you change your shirts for? Can I just put on
a new shirt? No, No, you cannot. What was wrong
with all?
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Can just go with the book? Jack? Can I just
add one more?
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Last one?
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Yeah? Ways? And started argument in your house guaranteed. Come
come in from work and pull your pants off and
ain't got no drawers?
Speaker 1 (04:41):
All right? Thanks Jay and Steve.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
You just command with you. I love you up.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Next with Today's Frank Phone Call. Right after that, you're
listening Hard Morning Show.
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