May 25, 2023 • 7 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Time now for ask the c l O. Chief Love
Office is the Cloe, as a nephew calls him, Steve
Harvey is in the building now, Steve, I know you're ready,
but you may not be ready for this name. Okay, okay,
Satchel in Louisiana.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
To answer this question.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
I want to thank Jesus, my heavenly Father, Lord and save.
I've wanted nothing more in my career. That's somebody named
Satchel to ask me.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
So come on, you gotta come on. I'm answer this fully,
all right, Satchel says.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Before you asked me the question, this is gonna be
an old ass issue.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Let's just say that. Watch you know this all right?
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Hasteve. You and I are the same age, and I'm
like you. I'm still out here trying to find the
right lady and settle down. I got a divorce. I
got a divorce and my wife took me to the cleaners.
So it's hard to bring ladies to my one bedroom apartment.
At my age. I dress nicely and I still have
(01:12):
a nice car, but I can't bring a.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Woman back to my home.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
I get a retirement check, but it's not much, so
I'm working full time again. How can I get my
swagger back?
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Give a three bedroom, Satchel. You can't afford it now.
She took it to the bank, She took you to
the cleaners. You can't cut back money on what you eat,
and you can't cut back money on where you live.
And if you embassy, bring them back to a one bedroom,
Put you a three bedroom, put you a cigar lounge
in there, and another room sort of looked like you
(01:49):
bout something. You gonna have to spread a little bit, satchel,
and get you a little bit, got to get a
little bit more. See if you gonna get your swag back,
when you get your pag back, because that's what's slowing
you down. See, if that's the stopping point, you gotta
cut your corner somewhere else. But you can't cut your
corners on what you eat, where you go to dinner,
(02:10):
and and and where you sleep.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Them two places you can't cut corners.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Well, he says he dresses nicely and he still has
a nice car, so you think he's good.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
He just got to quit pulling up to that efficiency.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
All right, satchel. Wow, uh huh, you heard it from.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
No, hell no, don't give nothing back or put it
on with Satchel, it ain't ever too late.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Listen to me, how's he gonna get a three bedroom?
I'll time to figure that.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Because Tommy, that's the one thing that's stopping him. He's
ashamed of what he taking him back to. Well, you
got the spraying.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
For more, so get another job.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
He can get his hustle up. He got something he
can do. Every Man, stop admitting to defeat. Okay, sometimes
the answer I ain't to cut back. The answer is
to make mo Why is everybody's answer to everything cut back?
Why would God take you to a place and not
allow you to stay there?
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Okay, get your hustle on and get you a three bedroom?
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Ain't no damn. Maybe I'm talking to Satchel. Tom you
ain't in that age group.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
You mate certainly need to play some more baseball.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Hell got sexual page? You're crazy, man, Come right here
we go. Moving on. Tanisha and Saint Louis says, I'm
a twenty eight year old engaged female and my fiance
is a great provider, but he's childish. I moved in
with him to get settled before our wedding, and I
have to share a closet with his comic books and
(03:46):
action figures. He comes home from work and plays his
PS five that he got himself for Christmas. He also
has a helicopter and a drone that he flies around
the neighborhood. Living with him has exposed another side to him.
Is this just a phase or should I be concerned
about his behavior?
Speaker 2 (04:03):
No, there ain't no phase. He's dead there thirty.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Yeah, you got the action figures in your clause at
comic books and comic books, boy, and you fly drones
around there? Man, and you bought a PS five for Christmas.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
That's what you play with. Man.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Hey, little girl, you don't see that. Okay, okay, them
red flags, don't collect them.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
She's gonna get dressed and all the avengers in the carset.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
You're right, you're right, Philo, do not enjoy these red flags. Wow,
these are my red flags?
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Better now than later?
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:49):
You just a fiancee? Yeah you walk out now? All right?
Speaker 1 (04:55):
All right, here we go DJ in Huntsville, my husband
found a few text messages between me and my male coworker.
The guy asked personal questions like what I sleep in
and what's my favorite perfume? I played it off by
telling my husband he was getting a gift for his girlfriend.
My crazy husband called the guy and I had no
(05:17):
idea until I went to work and my coworker went
off on me and told me I need to learn
how to delete my texes. My husband and this guy
are mad at me, and it's all over a few
text messages that weren't that bad. What should I do?
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Wait a minute, hold on, hold on, man, how your
coworker getting mad at you.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
For not deleting your messages and you married? What are
you asking you?
Speaker 1 (05:44):
What?
Speaker 2 (05:45):
You sleep in? Fault?
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Right? You lied and said it was cause he was
trying to get his girlfriend. What the hell he mad
at you? Fault cause you didn't delete your text messages.
Now unless lady, it's a little bit more to the
text message and you enjoying him and he's sitting up
in here. You told me you was deleting this stuff
and you didn't. Now this man came up here and
(06:07):
checked me. I just signed up for no ass whooping.
I was just trying to get a little extra. Unless
that's the case right there, then I don't know what
you want us to do. Because you gave this man
your number at work, and he texting you asking you
what you sleep in and all this hit wasn't for
(06:27):
his girlfriend and you know it. So how you want
us to fix this for you? This situation you started
since to come on, got be kidding me?
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Yep? At least you just a warning shot.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
It's an ass whipping the next time, for sure, the
dude to the dude I'm talking about to the dude.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Yeah, no, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Yeah, And that's exactly what's gonna happen to And he
know it too, because he's already called by her husband
now text again asking about something else she's wearing.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
All right, we gotta move on.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Thank you, CLO. You're listening to the Dave Harvey Morning Show.
Time now for ask the c l O. Chief Love
Office is the Cloe, as a nephew calls him, Steve
Harvey is in the building now, Steve, I know you're ready,
but you may not be ready for this name. Okay, okay,
Satchel in Louisiana.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
To answer this question.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
I want to thank Jesus, my heavenly Father, Lord and save.
I've wanted nothing more in my career. That's somebody named
Satchel to ask me.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
So come on, you gotta come on. I'm answer this fully,
all right, Satchel says.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Before you asked me the question, this is gonna be
an old ass issue.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Let's just say that. Watch you know this all right?
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Hasteve. You and I are the same age, and I'm
like you. I'm still out here trying to find the
right lady and settle down. I got a divorce. I
got a divorce and my wife took me to the cleaners.
So it's hard to bring ladies to my one bedroom apartment.
At my age. I dress nicely and I still have
(01:12):
a nice car, but I can't bring a.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Woman back to my home.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
I get a retirement check, but it's not much, so
I'm working full time again. How can I get my
swagger back?
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Give a three bedroom, Satchel. You can't afford it now.
She took it to the bank, She took you to
the cleaners. You can't cut back money on what you eat,
and you can't cut back money on where you live.
And if you embassy, bring them back to a one bedroom,
Put you a three bedroom, put you a cigar lounge
in there, and another room sort of looked like you
(01:49):
bout something. You gonna have to spread a little bit, satchel,
and get you a little bit, got to get a
little bit more. See if you gonna get your swag back,
when you get your pag back, because that's what's slowing
you down. See, if that's the stopping point, you gotta
cut your corner somewhere else. But you can't cut your
corners on what you eat, where you go to dinner,
(02:10):
and and and where you sleep.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Them two places you can't cut corners.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Well, he says he dresses nicely and he still has
a nice car, so you think he's good.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
He just got to quit pulling up to that efficiency.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
All right, satchel. Wow, uh huh, you heard it from.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
No, hell no, don't give nothing back or put it
on with Satchel, it ain't ever too late.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Listen to me, how's he gonna get a three bedroom?
I'll time to figure that.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Because Tommy, that's the one thing that's stopping him. He's
ashamed of what he taking him back to. Well, you
got the spraying.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
For more, so get another job.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
He can get his hustle up. He got something he
can do. Every Man, stop admitting to defeat. Okay, sometimes
the answer I ain't to cut back. The answer is
to make mo Why is everybody's answer to everything cut back?
Why would God take you to a place and not
allow you to stay there?
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Okay, get your hustle on and get you a three bedroom?
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Ain't no damn. Maybe I'm talking to Satchel. Tom you
ain't in that age group.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
You mate certainly need to play some more baseball.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Hell got sexual page? You're crazy, man, Come right here
we go. Moving on. Tanisha and Saint Louis says, I'm
a twenty eight year old engaged female and my fiance
is a great provider, but he's childish. I moved in
with him to get settled before our wedding, and I
have to share a closet with his comic books and
(03:46):
action figures. He comes home from work and plays his
PS five that he got himself for Christmas. He also
has a helicopter and a drone that he flies around
the neighborhood. Living with him has exposed another side to him.
Is this just a phase or should I be concerned
about his behavior?
Speaker 2 (04:03):
No, there ain't no phase. He's dead there thirty.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Yeah, you got the action figures in your clause at
comic books and comic books, boy, and you fly drones
around there? Man, and you bought a PS five for Christmas.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
That's what you play with. Man.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Hey, little girl, you don't see that. Okay, okay, them
red flags, don't collect them.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
She's gonna get dressed and all the avengers in the carset.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
You're right, you're right, Philo, do not enjoy these red flags. Wow,
these are my red flags?
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Better now than later?
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:49):
You just a fiancee? Yeah you walk out now? All right?
Speaker 1 (04:55):
All right, here we go DJ in Huntsville, my husband
found a few text messages between me and my male coworker.
The guy asked personal questions like what I sleep in
and what's my favorite perfume? I played it off by
telling my husband he was getting a gift for his girlfriend.
My crazy husband called the guy and I had no
(05:17):
idea until I went to work and my coworker went
off on me and told me I need to learn
how to delete my texes. My husband and this guy
are mad at me, and it's all over a few
text messages that weren't that bad. What should I do?
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Wait a minute, hold on, hold on, man, how your
coworker getting mad at you.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
For not deleting your messages and you married? What are
you asking you?
Speaker 1 (05:44):
What?
Speaker 2 (05:45):
You sleep in? Fault?
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Right? You lied and said it was cause he was
trying to get his girlfriend. What the hell he mad
at you? Fault cause you didn't delete your text messages.
Now unless lady, it's a little bit more to the
text message and you enjoying him and he's sitting up
in here. You told me you was deleting this stuff
and you didn't. Now this man came up here and
(06:07):
checked me. I just signed up for no ass whooping.
I was just trying to get a little extra. Unless
that's the case right there, then I don't know what
you want us to do. Because you gave this man
your number at work, and he texting you asking you
what you sleep in and all this hit wasn't for
(06:27):
his girlfriend and you know it. So how you want
us to fix this for you? This situation you started
since to come on, got be kidding me?
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Yep? At least you just a warning shot.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
It's an ass whipping the next time, for sure, the
dude to the dude I'm talking about to the dude.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Yeah, no, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Yeah, And that's exactly what's gonna happen to And he
know it too, because he's already called by her husband
now text again asking about something else she's wearing.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
All right, we gotta move on.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Thank you, CLO. You're listening to the Dave Harvey Morning Show.
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