May 26, 2023 • 7 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, guys, time now for ask the CLO Chief
Love Officer Steve Harvey in the building. Let's go because
I know he's ready. Now, Steve, this one is from
a grandmother. She's in Arlington, Texas. She says, this is
not a love question, but I need your help with
my granddaughter. She is thirteen years old and keeps getting
in trouble in school for cursing and keeping it real.
(00:24):
She told her classmate where to go and how to
get there, and she almost got suspended. She has no filter.
Whatever comes up comes out. Her mother and I don't curse,
but she is very good at it. I draw the line.
I drew the line Sunday when she called our pastor
a snitch after he caught her cursing and told me
about it. What am I going to do with her?
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Well, the truth of the matter is now, let's be
fair your past he's a snitch, that's what they call him.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Now.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Hey man, oh, your granddaughter has taken old prison terminali
and turn it in to her life. I can't help you.
I'm the last person you should call about cussing. I
don't know what teg thirteen though, Yeah, God started cussing thirteen. Yeah, thirteen,
I was a expert. I didn't have the right combinations
(01:18):
because I didn't know. I just put them together and
they was jumbled. Naw.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Now the combinations is so creative.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Yeah, you can say you don't cuss grandma, and I
understand that, and you're her mother. May not, but she
done picked it up somewhere, and it's an ugly habit.
It's not a cute habit on a girl. Oh boy,
to tell you the truth, because if you can't monitor
it and harness it, it can lead to a lot
of problems down the road. You have to sit it
(01:54):
down and explain to her about what it is to
be a lady. I don't know if that's gonna do
any good, but that's all I got for you, because
I think all my key is cussed. I think every
last one of them. I don't say a damn thing
when I ed it because I get it.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
There you go, and there you go. Let's move on.
This one's from Derek and Largo, Maryland. Derek says, I'm
a married man and I own a small junk removal business.
My wife is the bookkeeper and comes in twice a week,
once a week to do payroll. I have a young
new driver that's fresh out of jail for selling weed.
(02:32):
I hired him on the spot, hoping to give him
a chance to earn honest money. Friday, I returned from
the barbershop and a new guy and my wife are
sitting in her car smoking weed. My wife can't understand why.
I'm very upset. She asked me not to fire this guy.
I want to fire her too. Am I overreacting?
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Well? Then I think the problem ain't her sitting in
the call?
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:58):
By it?
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Miss what she doing in the car with the dude
smoking weed? You know how they done got that comfortable
And she's supposed to be running the company. That's stupid
business practice. My bigger problem with now, I'm fine him.
Why you and this man's car smoking weed? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Is my question?
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Not a good look?
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Wifey? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:20):
So, no, you're not overreacting.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
You underreaction if he asked me? Right? All right?
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Kelly in South Bend, Indiana says I'm a thirty one
year old woman dating a twenty eight year old man.
We met at a hookah lounge and bonded over our
love for spoken word and jazz. He's a songwriter, during
the day and at night he's in the studio working
on a rap album. I know he's a great writer,
but I'm not sure if rapping is his thing. His
(03:50):
lyrics are very inspirational, so I don't know who he's
making this music for. Should I tell him nicely that
his music isn't all that?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Well, I don't know if you should tell him if
his music's all that it's just that you want to
sign up for this relationship with this dude is fit.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
To be broke on time.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
He a songwriter in the day, you don't know none
of his songs.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
He a rapper at night, and you don't like none
of the raps.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
So it is very inspirational.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Hey, yeah, the inspirational When the last good ass inspirational
rap you don'et heard exactly because all the hits I
heard on the radio ain't a damn now one of
them inspirational.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Come on, damn clip this inspirational to the strippers?
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Then okay, But I don't know how you're gonna make
no money with you know, and.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
A lot of them all right.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
This is from a podcast listener named Tuesday. Tuesday says,
I'm in my mid thirties, and I've been in a
polyamorous relationship for four years now, you know more than
one lover the man and then yeah, all right. My
boyfriend and I have a three year old son, and
my mother took him away from us. I dropped him
off at her house a week ago so that I
(05:24):
could run errands, and she wouldn't let me in when
I came back a week later, and she's still not
letting me take my son. My boyfriend is ready to
call the police, but I won't let him. Our bedroom
behavior does not impact my son in any way. How
can I get my mom to understand this?
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Your mama can't take your baby. This ain't your cock ys,
This is a child.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
You can't take.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Nobody baby from him because you don't like the lifestyle.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (06:00):
You don't like this polynamus or polygamy or whatever you're
having at the house, meringue pole.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
I don't know what y'all doing, but whatever.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
It is, I don't.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Want y'all oh nage at what I was talking about.
I don't know something about the living moraine or something. Yeah,
but if you're having this thing at y'alls, they ain't
got nothing to do with your baby. Man, your mother can't
take your baby from you. Your sex life has nothing
(06:36):
to do with your parenting skills. The two are separate.
You can be a lousy husband and be a great father.
Your boyfriend is right and he could. Hey, your boyfriend
can call now, Yeah, that's his child. If you don't
want to call a law on the mama, won't y'all kick.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
The woman in.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
You're listening to the Harvey Morning Show.
All right, guys, time now for ask the CLO Chief
Love Officer Steve Harvey in the building. Let's go because
I know he's ready. Now, Steve, this one is from
a grandmother. She's in Arlington, Texas. She says, this is
not a love question, but I need your help with
my granddaughter. She is thirteen years old and keeps getting
in trouble in school for cursing and keeping it real.
(00:24):
She told her classmate where to go and how to
get there, and she almost got suspended. She has no filter.
Whatever comes up comes out. Her mother and I don't curse,
but she is very good at it. I draw the line.
I drew the line Sunday when she called our pastor
a snitch after he caught her cursing and told me
about it. What am I going to do with her?
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Well, the truth of the matter is now, let's be
fair your past he's a snitch, that's what they call him.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Now.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Hey man, oh, your granddaughter has taken old prison terminali
and turn it in to her life. I can't help you.
I'm the last person you should call about cussing. I
don't know what teg thirteen though, Yeah, God started cussing thirteen. Yeah, thirteen,
I was a expert. I didn't have the right combinations
(01:18):
because I didn't know. I just put them together and
they was jumbled. Naw.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Now the combinations is so creative.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Yeah, you can say you don't cuss grandma, and I
understand that, and you're her mother. May not, but she
done picked it up somewhere, and it's an ugly habit.
It's not a cute habit on a girl. Oh boy,
to tell you the truth, because if you can't monitor
it and harness it, it can lead to a lot
of problems down the road. You have to sit it
(01:54):
down and explain to her about what it is to
be a lady. I don't know if that's gonna do
any good, but that's all I got for you, because
I think all my key is cussed. I think every
last one of them. I don't say a damn thing
when I ed it because I get it.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
There you go, and there you go. Let's move on.
This one's from Derek and Largo, Maryland. Derek says, I'm
a married man and I own a small junk removal business.
My wife is the bookkeeper and comes in twice a week,
once a week to do payroll. I have a young
new driver that's fresh out of jail for selling weed.
(02:32):
I hired him on the spot, hoping to give him
a chance to earn honest money. Friday, I returned from
the barbershop and a new guy and my wife are
sitting in her car smoking weed. My wife can't understand why.
I'm very upset. She asked me not to fire this guy.
I want to fire her too. Am I overreacting?
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Well? Then I think the problem ain't her sitting in
the call?
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:58):
By it?
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Miss what she doing in the car with the dude
smoking weed? You know how they done got that comfortable
And she's supposed to be running the company. That's stupid
business practice. My bigger problem with now, I'm fine him.
Why you and this man's car smoking weed? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Is my question?
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Not a good look?
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Wifey? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:20):
So, no, you're not overreacting.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
You underreaction if he asked me? Right? All right?
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Kelly in South Bend, Indiana says I'm a thirty one
year old woman dating a twenty eight year old man.
We met at a hookah lounge and bonded over our
love for spoken word and jazz. He's a songwriter, during
the day and at night he's in the studio working
on a rap album. I know he's a great writer,
but I'm not sure if rapping is his thing. His
(03:50):
lyrics are very inspirational, so I don't know who he's
making this music for. Should I tell him nicely that
his music isn't all that?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Well, I don't know if you should tell him if
his music's all that it's just that you want to
sign up for this relationship with this dude is fit.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
To be broke on time.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
He a songwriter in the day, you don't know none
of his songs.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
He a rapper at night, and you don't like none
of the raps.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
So it is very inspirational.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Hey, yeah, the inspirational When the last good ass inspirational
rap you don'et heard exactly because all the hits I
heard on the radio ain't a damn now one of
them inspirational.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Come on, damn clip this inspirational to the strippers?
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Then okay, But I don't know how you're gonna make
no money with you know, and.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
A lot of them all right.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
This is from a podcast listener named Tuesday. Tuesday says,
I'm in my mid thirties, and I've been in a
polyamorous relationship for four years now, you know more than
one lover the man and then yeah, all right. My
boyfriend and I have a three year old son, and
my mother took him away from us. I dropped him
off at her house a week ago so that I
(05:24):
could run errands, and she wouldn't let me in when
I came back a week later, and she's still not
letting me take my son. My boyfriend is ready to
call the police, but I won't let him. Our bedroom
behavior does not impact my son in any way. How
can I get my mom to understand this?
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Your mama can't take your baby. This ain't your cock ys,
This is a child.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
You can't take.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Nobody baby from him because you don't like the lifestyle.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (06:00):
You don't like this polynamus or polygamy or whatever you're
having at the house, meringue pole.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
I don't know what y'all doing, but whatever.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
It is, I don't.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Want y'all oh nage at what I was talking about.
I don't know something about the living moraine or something. Yeah,
but if you're having this thing at y'alls, they ain't
got nothing to do with your baby. Man, your mother can't
take your baby from you. Your sex life has nothing
(06:36):
to do with your parenting skills. The two are separate.
You can be a lousy husband and be a great father.
Your boyfriend is right and he could. Hey, your boyfriend
can call now, Yeah, that's his child. If you don't
want to call a law on the mama, won't y'all kick.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
The woman in.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
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