May 29, 2023 • 8 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
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Globe Life Today at one eight hundred two five one
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fifty four hundred. It is time for the Chief Love Officer,
the CLO, Steve Harvey, to answer your love questions. Here
we go from Sandra in Indiana. Sandra writes, my youngest
brother is twenty four and he lives with me. He
(00:47):
had a long term girlfriend, but she recently broke up
with him because I won't allow her new puppy inside
my house. My brother said it's their dog together, so
he should help care for the dog. I told him
it's a firm no, and he said, I'm ruining his life.
I think that's a bit dramatic. But do you think
I should bend my rules?
Speaker 2 (01:08):
No?
Speaker 3 (01:08):
I think it's a damn dog that's ruined your life.
Don't put this off on your sister. It's that damn dog.
It's your sister's house. She lives that, she paid the risk,
she bought that she let you live with her. You
didn't move this girl in. Now she want a puppy,
but she can't handle. She get a puppy when she
(01:30):
get her own place.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
You can't bring no.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Puppy in a woman's house. Salt in the carpet, and
puppy gotta get partly trained. Anybody told to do that.
You may put your brother out?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
What that?
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Why? Lay?
Speaker 4 (01:42):
When?
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Why don't they take their twenty four year old grown
ass somewhere and get their own apartment?
Speaker 4 (01:47):
Nah, and they ain't have all the puppies. They won't. No,
you ruining my life. You're stupid boy.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Okay, Now she'd havene broke up with you because waiting
hold the dog, lady, it's not you that has problem,
it's he that has a problems. A woman then broke
up with you because you won't let her bring a
puppy in her sister house, in your sister house, so
she broke up with you. You got the wrong chick though.
(02:15):
Next question Shirley all Right.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
Moving on.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Tara in South Haven, Mississippi, says I gave my husband
a Hall pass because I had two surgeries back to
back and he was so sweet to me while I
was healing. That was a year ago. My best friend
found out in the streets about his fling, and without
talking to me first, she confronted my husband and tried
to fight him. I don't want her in my personal business,
(02:40):
but she's in it now, and how should I explain
this to her?
Speaker 4 (02:44):
See?
Speaker 3 (02:44):
I tell y'all all the time, when you see a
man somewhere, you find out something about a man that
ain't your business. Now, she'd had confronted this man about
fooling around on her girlfriend, well her girlfriend, and gave
him a Hall pass because he was so kind to.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Her doing surgery.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
If you could get a Hall pass for kindness doing surgery,
you know how many passes I'd have? How many times
I been kind? And better not go in here talking
about no damn Hall pass? Okay, better not bring it
up ever. And lady, why do you pass how Hall
(03:23):
passes for for kindness?
Speaker 4 (03:24):
What? What is that?
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (03:27):
You were kind to me, you get a Hall passed?
Speaker 2 (03:29):
What?
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Who?
Speaker 4 (03:31):
Are you can I be?
Speaker 5 (03:32):
You know, how can I be?
Speaker 3 (03:34):
No?
Speaker 4 (03:34):
That don't make no sense. Now your girlfriend is simple.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
I don't I don't know what you should say to
her except this is not your business, but she in it.
Now do you want to tell her how stupid you
were by awarding him a hall pass that you said
it was okay?
Speaker 4 (03:53):
And I'm gonna tell you something else. She ain't keeping
it to herself. She's telling other people.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Wow, and your husband didn't have to watch his step
because his wife gave him permission.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
M yep. Facts.
Speaker 5 (04:08):
Yeah, it's not your business. It's not her business anyway.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
It's not her business. But it ain't no woman's business.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
But y'all always make it y'alls because she my girl.
Because I would want to know, well, now here you go.
Now I'll tell you what. Let's let the women tell
him what to do, because y'all always talking about I
would want to know. I would tell her, well, now
she trying to whoop her husband's ass, what would you do.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Shirley, it's not my business. I wouldn't do anything. I
honest to God, wouldn't do a thing.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
This is my business, is a bold face.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
No, it's not in this particular situation, I wouldn't do anything.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
I don't know what's going on in their house.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
Okay, Carlin, what would you do?
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Fellow, try to fight the husband, Carla be all in it?
My best friend, my best friend.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Yeah, yeah, So Shirley, Shirley, you wouldn't tell your girlfriend.
Speaker 5 (05:05):
I would. I'm not in this. I'm really not in
this one. I'm not in this.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
So if your husband it just happened, but your husband,
you wouldn't want to know from your girlfriend.
Speaker 5 (05:15):
No, I would kill him.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
But I'm asking you if you want your girlfriend to
tell you? Uh, Okay, that's contrary to everything you've ever
said in every Strawberry that people want to point that
there's no changing on this show. No, no, no, you don't.
You stayed that damn same on this show. We're not
(05:38):
into changing on miss show, we ride or dial.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
But here, sir, your bestie, your best.
Speaker 5 (05:47):
My best friend just got married. I'm not in their marriage.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
No, okay, you see her husband cheating, you ain't gonna
say nothing.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
I ain't mad at the answer. I like you Shirley's answer,
but that's not what she's ever said.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
And I've always said that I would say something just
like I just said, I'd probably be all in it.
Speaker 5 (06:12):
I'm not in this one with.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
A hall well but yeah, Sureley, But see, Shirley, you
don't know about the hall pass all.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
You know that.
Speaker 5 (06:22):
But I'm just not in anybody else's relationship. I don't
have time.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
I don't have time for nobody else. I don't have
nothing to say.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Yeah, I saw my partner's girl somewhere in a little
strange looking position.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
I'm not going to tell his man this here.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Yeah, well, you know, in a weird you know, it
looked like something was going on, but I couldn't. But
I already knew if I want to tell him that
he was going to jail, I already knew that if
I tell this food.
Speaker 5 (06:52):
Case.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Yeah, like I said, it depends on who it is.
Best friend though, that's that's like my sister.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
To me for me.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Ready, Okay, all right, moving on, Cathedra and Topeka says,
my boyfriend has a habit of sending several women a
good morning text before he starts his day. He does
it freely and doesn't think it's a problem. I think
it's the first step in cheating. And I'm jealous. Am
I overthinking it or is this cheating man?
Speaker 4 (07:23):
Come on, how does word?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
What?
Speaker 3 (07:24):
What are y'all doing nowadays? What relationships y'all got? What
y'all allowing up in here?
Speaker 2 (07:29):
What?
Speaker 4 (07:30):
What is these new rules that you can text three
women in the morning and wish them good morning? What?
I don't know who can do that?
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Shirley texts me every single day, Shirley Strawberry.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
She texts me scriptures every morning.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
I asked, Shirley, I said, Shirley, do me in a favor,
Text me a scripture every morning. Shirley texts me a
scripture every single morning. I was on vacation and didn't
quite see the name Shiry because Shirley's text comes with
a strawberry next to her name and a heart.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
I deleted it for psychey purposes.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
Because I was lurried and I didn't know what said.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Shirley looked like Sheila, and I deleted it emojic.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
I don't know what at a heart and a strawberry?
Speaker 5 (08:30):
This thank you, Celo, you're listening Morning Show
When shopping for life insurance, you've probably wondered how much
coverage do you need and what can you afford. Globe
Life has affordable options with coverage amounts ranging from five
thousand dollars up to one hundred thousand dollars. Globe Life
Insurance has no medical exam. Just a simple application sounds
easy right Go online at Globelifradio dot com or call
(00:24):
Globe Life Today at one eight hundred two five one
fifty four hundred. That's one eight hundred two five one
fifty four hundred. It is time for the Chief Love Officer,
the CLO, Steve Harvey, to answer your love questions. Here
we go from Sandra in Indiana. Sandra writes, my youngest
brother is twenty four and he lives with me. He
(00:47):
had a long term girlfriend, but she recently broke up
with him because I won't allow her new puppy inside
my house. My brother said it's their dog together, so
he should help care for the dog. I told him
it's a firm no, and he said, I'm ruining his life.
I think that's a bit dramatic. But do you think
I should bend my rules?
Speaker 2 (01:08):
No?
Speaker 3 (01:08):
I think it's a damn dog that's ruined your life.
Don't put this off on your sister. It's that damn dog.
It's your sister's house. She lives that, she paid the risk,
she bought that she let you live with her. You
didn't move this girl in. Now she want a puppy,
but she can't handle. She get a puppy when she
(01:30):
get her own place.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
You can't bring no.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Puppy in a woman's house. Salt in the carpet, and
puppy gotta get partly trained. Anybody told to do that.
You may put your brother out?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
What that?
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Why? Lay?
Speaker 4 (01:42):
When?
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Why don't they take their twenty four year old grown
ass somewhere and get their own apartment?
Speaker 4 (01:47):
Nah, and they ain't have all the puppies. They won't. No,
you ruining my life. You're stupid boy.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Okay, Now she'd havene broke up with you because waiting
hold the dog, lady, it's not you that has problem,
it's he that has a problems. A woman then broke
up with you because you won't let her bring a
puppy in her sister house, in your sister house, so
she broke up with you. You got the wrong chick though.
(02:15):
Next question Shirley all Right.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
Moving on.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Tara in South Haven, Mississippi, says I gave my husband
a Hall pass because I had two surgeries back to
back and he was so sweet to me while I
was healing. That was a year ago. My best friend
found out in the streets about his fling, and without
talking to me first, she confronted my husband and tried
to fight him. I don't want her in my personal business,
(02:40):
but she's in it now, and how should I explain
this to her?
Speaker 4 (02:44):
See?
Speaker 3 (02:44):
I tell y'all all the time, when you see a
man somewhere, you find out something about a man that
ain't your business. Now, she'd had confronted this man about
fooling around on her girlfriend, well her girlfriend, and gave
him a Hall pass because he was so kind to.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Her doing surgery.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
If you could get a Hall pass for kindness doing surgery,
you know how many passes I'd have? How many times
I been kind? And better not go in here talking
about no damn Hall pass? Okay, better not bring it
up ever. And lady, why do you pass how Hall
(03:23):
passes for for kindness?
Speaker 4 (03:24):
What? What is that?
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (03:27):
You were kind to me, you get a Hall passed?
Speaker 2 (03:29):
What?
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Who?
Speaker 4 (03:31):
Are you can I be?
Speaker 5 (03:32):
You know, how can I be?
Speaker 3 (03:34):
No?
Speaker 4 (03:34):
That don't make no sense. Now your girlfriend is simple.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
I don't I don't know what you should say to
her except this is not your business, but she in it.
Now do you want to tell her how stupid you
were by awarding him a hall pass that you said
it was okay?
Speaker 4 (03:53):
And I'm gonna tell you something else. She ain't keeping
it to herself. She's telling other people.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Wow, and your husband didn't have to watch his step
because his wife gave him permission.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
M yep. Facts.
Speaker 5 (04:08):
Yeah, it's not your business. It's not her business anyway.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
It's not her business. But it ain't no woman's business.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
But y'all always make it y'alls because she my girl.
Because I would want to know, well, now here you go.
Now I'll tell you what. Let's let the women tell
him what to do, because y'all always talking about I
would want to know. I would tell her, well, now
she trying to whoop her husband's ass, what would you do.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Shirley, it's not my business. I wouldn't do anything. I
honest to God, wouldn't do a thing.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
This is my business, is a bold face.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
No, it's not in this particular situation, I wouldn't do anything.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
I don't know what's going on in their house.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
Okay, Carlin, what would you do?
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Fellow, try to fight the husband, Carla be all in it?
My best friend, my best friend.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Yeah, yeah, So Shirley, Shirley, you wouldn't tell your girlfriend.
Speaker 5 (05:05):
I would. I'm not in this. I'm really not in
this one. I'm not in this.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
So if your husband it just happened, but your husband,
you wouldn't want to know from your girlfriend.
Speaker 5 (05:15):
No, I would kill him.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
But I'm asking you if you want your girlfriend to
tell you? Uh, Okay, that's contrary to everything you've ever
said in every Strawberry that people want to point that
there's no changing on this show. No, no, no, you don't.
You stayed that damn same on this show. We're not
(05:38):
into changing on miss show, we ride or dial.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
But here, sir, your bestie, your best.
Speaker 5 (05:47):
My best friend just got married. I'm not in their marriage.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
No, okay, you see her husband cheating, you ain't gonna
say nothing.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
I ain't mad at the answer. I like you Shirley's answer,
but that's not what she's ever said.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
And I've always said that I would say something just
like I just said, I'd probably be all in it.
Speaker 5 (06:12):
I'm not in this one with.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
A hall well but yeah, Sureley, But see, Shirley, you
don't know about the hall pass all.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
You know that.
Speaker 5 (06:22):
But I'm just not in anybody else's relationship. I don't
have time.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
I don't have time for nobody else. I don't have
nothing to say.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Yeah, I saw my partner's girl somewhere in a little
strange looking position.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
I'm not going to tell his man this here.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Yeah, well, you know, in a weird you know, it
looked like something was going on, but I couldn't. But
I already knew if I want to tell him that
he was going to jail, I already knew that if
I tell this food.
Speaker 5 (06:52):
Case.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Yeah, like I said, it depends on who it is.
Best friend though, that's that's like my sister.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
To me for me.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Ready, Okay, all right, moving on, Cathedra and Topeka says,
my boyfriend has a habit of sending several women a
good morning text before he starts his day. He does
it freely and doesn't think it's a problem. I think
it's the first step in cheating. And I'm jealous. Am
I overthinking it or is this cheating man?
Speaker 4 (07:23):
Come on, how does word?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
What?
Speaker 3 (07:24):
What are y'all doing nowadays? What relationships y'all got? What
y'all allowing up in here?
Speaker 2 (07:29):
What?
Speaker 4 (07:30):
What is these new rules that you can text three
women in the morning and wish them good morning? What?
I don't know who can do that?
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Shirley texts me every single day, Shirley Strawberry.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
She texts me scriptures every morning.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
I asked, Shirley, I said, Shirley, do me in a favor,
Text me a scripture every morning. Shirley texts me a
scripture every single morning. I was on vacation and didn't
quite see the name Shiry because Shirley's text comes with
a strawberry next to her name and a heart.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
I deleted it for psychey purposes.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
Because I was lurried and I didn't know what said.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Shirley looked like Sheila, and I deleted it emojic.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
I don't know what at a heart and a strawberry?
Speaker 5 (08:30):
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