May 30, 2023 • 8 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is time to get some great advice from the
CLO that stands for Chief Love Officer. We call him
the Close Steve Harvey. Shateriria in Memphis writes, I have
been dating a younger man for four months, and he's
been using my car to go to work because I
work from home.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Now.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
I had a doctor's appointment yesterday, so I told him
to call his mama for a ride. His mama called
me and said, I'm only four years younger than her,
So I'm his mama now and I need to take
care of his needs. Would I be out of line
to curse her out?
Speaker 3 (00:32):
What? Well?
Speaker 4 (00:33):
First of all, let's talk about a couple of things
that I noticed, Shateria. This man you Dayton, got to
be young because your name is Shaterria, and I don't
know nobody named Shatiria that was born in his seventies.
(00:54):
So I'm assuming that you are a young mother yourself.
You the one in here and Rob this crackling. You're
dating this little damn baby that just now got off
his bicycle, so he ain't even got a car.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Now you let him use your car.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
You told him you got to go to the doctor
because you got some medical complications. He can't do that.
And then you told him using mama's car, his mama's car,
And would I be wrong for cussing horut or kicking hotel?
Speaker 3 (01:23):
What are you doing? This is your fault.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
The fact that his mama can call you, the fact
that you had him call his mama says you're in
the wrong relationship. Shiteria that rhymes with cafeteria. And that's
where we have the problem at right there? Your name,
your age, and this damn baby you done picked up
(01:50):
and moved around in here to your house that don't
have a car. Bad selection. It ain't his mama, it's
the boy you selected to be your man. Yeah, there's
your problem. Next question, all right?
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Moving on to Tay in Ohio. Tay says, I'm a
twenty two year old student and I'm dating a black
guy that is giving me grief because he's very friendly.
He feels like he has to show the back black
girls on campus a lot of attention or they'll hate
him for dating outside of his race. One of the
girls can't stand me, and she's always talking slick to me.
(02:24):
Should I pull her aside to see what the problem is,
or do I keep ignoring her like he said to well.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
Let me let me give you let me let me
say something to you. Now when you pull her to
the side, Hey, I just brought you to understand Danny
d n delvy their culturally.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Once you pull them to the.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
Side and start addressing it, you're finna get way molding
you boggain for right now.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
The dude has told you.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
To ignore it. You could ignore it, but I understand
the position he's in. He gives them extra attention so
they don't hate him. Look, are you enjoying this relationship?
Sounds lady, It don't sound like she is. To me,
(03:18):
it's pretty much with this. You don't like the pressure,
you don't like what come with it. And he's not
coping with it real good either because he feels in
some kind of way. But now, let me explain something
to you. Don't pull that black girl to the side.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
That's your point.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
Don't do that. Don't do that system, baby girl. Listen
to me, Listen to Uncle Steve. Don't pull that black
girl to the side, because it ain't gonna go nothing
like you think. You're not gonna believe her damn reaction.
First of all, if you literally tap her on the
alboy and say come over here for a minute. Let
me talk to you. You not just don't do that,
don't you first, It's gonna be a pause and hesitation,
(04:00):
disbelief that you were a dressing her. But of all
the black women you the point you're gonna picked out
her is the one you're gonna check her.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
I can't even tell you how this is going to
go now.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
I don't know if you're a cheerleader. I don't know
if he an athlete, I don't know if you on
a debate team. I don't know what you own. But
do not grab Shitteria Junior and pull her to the side.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Don't do that.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
No, not him, Yeah, do not do that. It's not
going to go.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Thank you, Celo Monique and Tyler town says. My husband
and I had a card party over the weekend and
his best buddy got drunk and slept on our floor
all night. He also urinated on himself and he had
on dark jeans, so my carpet is ruined in that spot.
My husband didn't want to make a big deal out
of it and embarrass him, so we have to pay
(04:58):
to have our carpet replace shouldn't he make his buddy
pay for this?
Speaker 4 (05:03):
You just so drunk you done fell asleep on the
floor and peede on yourself. I mean he could go
to him and say, hey man, look here's a problem.
And you was at the house. You got drunk. I
know you couldn't help it, but you laid in the
floor and you peed on yourself and my wife got
to replace the copy man. Can you give us a
(05:23):
little something on it?
Speaker 3 (05:24):
You know you could offer at that point.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Well, he not because he gonna swear him down. He
gonna swear him down. He ain't peede on himself. Who
you know if in the volunteer that was that wasn't
ain't pee on no floor, no something. That was a bill.
You think I peed on myself? No, that's bill. I
laid in the bill. I saw the bier. I might
knock the cup over. Now, I give you a couple
(05:47):
of honey. Hell no, hell no, hell no, it ain't
nowhere And he ain't laying that any You can't prove
he preed.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
No, no, no, no, no, hold on, bro, So you're gonna
come to me with that, Yeah, we got pictures. Hold on, dog,
did you see me pee on my phone. Yeah, now
hold up? Oh, oh who phone? Hold up? So your
girl taking picture of me?
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Pee turned Yeah, he wasn't at home when I mean,
he could mention it to him, but it's he the
dude gonna deny it and stopping him.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
Card party and stop letting people sleep on your floor overnight.
Stop doing that, all right? Send his ass home pee
on his own floor.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Oh the smell in that house, all right. Moving on
to Stephanie in La seventy says, I'm in my mid
forties and I can't function without having sex at least
four times a week. I work long days, so it's
hard for me to meet a good man, to meet
good men, and I end up tensed up all and
can't fall asleep. My neighbor has always been an option,
(07:04):
but I don't want to be intimate with someone in
my building. What's the worst that could happen? Should I
go ahead and invite him over?
Speaker 3 (07:13):
I don't feel I don't.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
Care what you do. I really don't. This ain't a
love question, it's a lost question. You're thirsty, you and
your forties. You gotta have sex full times a week. Yeah,
you know what gots to you and your forties and
you have to have sex full times a week.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Okay, we'll go ahead and have it.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
No, no, if you have to go ahead, what you
want me to tell you?
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Now?
Speaker 4 (07:37):
Your neighbor, you don't want to sleep with him because
he's your neighbor who've been.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Doing the four times a week for you up to now?
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Well that part see what I think is you gots
to have sex four times a week.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Your problem is.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
You can't find nobody want to have sex with you
four times a week.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
That's your real problem.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
That's what she said.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Yeah, all right.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Listen, we'll be back with more of the Steve Harvey
Morning Show coming up right after this. You're listening to
Steve Harvey Morning Show.
It is time to get some great advice from the
CLO that stands for Chief Love Officer. We call him
the Close Steve Harvey. Shateriria in Memphis writes, I have
been dating a younger man for four months, and he's
been using my car to go to work because I
work from home.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Now.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
I had a doctor's appointment yesterday, so I told him
to call his mama for a ride. His mama called
me and said, I'm only four years younger than her,
So I'm his mama now and I need to take
care of his needs. Would I be out of line
to curse her out?
Speaker 3 (00:32):
What? Well?
Speaker 4 (00:33):
First of all, let's talk about a couple of things
that I noticed, Shateria. This man you Dayton, got to
be young because your name is Shaterria, and I don't
know nobody named Shatiria that was born in his seventies.
(00:54):
So I'm assuming that you are a young mother yourself.
You the one in here and Rob this crackling. You're
dating this little damn baby that just now got off
his bicycle, so he ain't even got a car.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Now you let him use your car.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
You told him you got to go to the doctor
because you got some medical complications. He can't do that.
And then you told him using mama's car, his mama's car,
And would I be wrong for cussing horut or kicking hotel?
Speaker 3 (01:23):
What are you doing? This is your fault.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
The fact that his mama can call you, the fact
that you had him call his mama says you're in
the wrong relationship. Shiteria that rhymes with cafeteria. And that's
where we have the problem at right there? Your name,
your age, and this damn baby you done picked up
(01:50):
and moved around in here to your house that don't
have a car. Bad selection. It ain't his mama, it's
the boy you selected to be your man. Yeah, there's
your problem. Next question, all right?
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Moving on to Tay in Ohio. Tay says, I'm a
twenty two year old student and I'm dating a black
guy that is giving me grief because he's very friendly.
He feels like he has to show the back black
girls on campus a lot of attention or they'll hate
him for dating outside of his race. One of the
girls can't stand me, and she's always talking slick to me.
(02:24):
Should I pull her aside to see what the problem is,
or do I keep ignoring her like he said to well.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
Let me let me give you let me let me
say something to you. Now when you pull her to
the side, Hey, I just brought you to understand Danny
d n delvy their culturally.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Once you pull them to the.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
Side and start addressing it, you're finna get way molding
you boggain for right now.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
The dude has told you.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
To ignore it. You could ignore it, but I understand
the position he's in. He gives them extra attention so
they don't hate him. Look, are you enjoying this relationship?
Sounds lady, It don't sound like she is. To me,
(03:18):
it's pretty much with this. You don't like the pressure,
you don't like what come with it. And he's not
coping with it real good either because he feels in
some kind of way. But now, let me explain something
to you. Don't pull that black girl to the side.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
That's your point.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
Don't do that. Don't do that system, baby girl. Listen
to me, Listen to Uncle Steve. Don't pull that black
girl to the side, because it ain't gonna go nothing
like you think. You're not gonna believe her damn reaction.
First of all, if you literally tap her on the
alboy and say come over here for a minute. Let
me talk to you. You not just don't do that,
don't you first, It's gonna be a pause and hesitation,
(04:00):
disbelief that you were a dressing her. But of all
the black women you the point you're gonna picked out
her is the one you're gonna check her.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
I can't even tell you how this is going to
go now.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
I don't know if you're a cheerleader. I don't know
if he an athlete, I don't know if you on
a debate team. I don't know what you own. But
do not grab Shitteria Junior and pull her to the side.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Don't do that.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
No, not him, Yeah, do not do that. It's not
going to go.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Thank you, Celo Monique and Tyler town says. My husband
and I had a card party over the weekend and
his best buddy got drunk and slept on our floor
all night. He also urinated on himself and he had
on dark jeans, so my carpet is ruined in that spot.
My husband didn't want to make a big deal out
of it and embarrass him, so we have to pay
(04:58):
to have our carpet replace shouldn't he make his buddy
pay for this?
Speaker 4 (05:03):
You just so drunk you done fell asleep on the
floor and peede on yourself. I mean he could go
to him and say, hey man, look here's a problem.
And you was at the house. You got drunk. I
know you couldn't help it, but you laid in the
floor and you peed on yourself and my wife got
to replace the copy man. Can you give us a
(05:23):
little something on it?
Speaker 3 (05:24):
You know you could offer at that point.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Well, he not because he gonna swear him down. He
gonna swear him down. He ain't peede on himself. Who
you know if in the volunteer that was that wasn't
ain't pee on no floor, no something. That was a bill.
You think I peed on myself? No, that's bill. I
laid in the bill. I saw the bier. I might
knock the cup over. Now, I give you a couple
(05:47):
of honey. Hell no, hell no, hell no, it ain't
nowhere And he ain't laying that any You can't prove
he preed.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
No, no, no, no, no, hold on, bro, So you're gonna
come to me with that, Yeah, we got pictures. Hold on, dog,
did you see me pee on my phone. Yeah, now
hold up? Oh, oh who phone? Hold up? So your
girl taking picture of me?
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Pee turned Yeah, he wasn't at home when I mean,
he could mention it to him, but it's he the
dude gonna deny it and stopping him.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
Card party and stop letting people sleep on your floor overnight.
Stop doing that, all right? Send his ass home pee
on his own floor.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Oh the smell in that house, all right. Moving on
to Stephanie in La seventy says, I'm in my mid
forties and I can't function without having sex at least
four times a week. I work long days, so it's
hard for me to meet a good man, to meet
good men, and I end up tensed up all and
can't fall asleep. My neighbor has always been an option,
(07:04):
but I don't want to be intimate with someone in
my building. What's the worst that could happen? Should I
go ahead and invite him over?
Speaker 3 (07:13):
I don't feel I don't.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
Care what you do. I really don't. This ain't a
love question, it's a lost question. You're thirsty, you and
your forties. You gotta have sex full times a week. Yeah,
you know what gots to you and your forties and
you have to have sex full times a week.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Okay, we'll go ahead and have it.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
No, no, if you have to go ahead, what you
want me to tell you?
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Now?
Speaker 4 (07:37):
Your neighbor, you don't want to sleep with him because
he's your neighbor who've been.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Doing the four times a week for you up to now?
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Well that part see what I think is you gots
to have sex four times a week.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Your problem is.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
You can't find nobody want to have sex with you
four times a week.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
That's your real problem.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
That's what she said.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Yeah, all right.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Listen, we'll be back with more of the Steve Harvey
Morning Show coming up right after this. You're listening to
Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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