May 31, 2023 • 8 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
Coming up at the top of the hour, and entertainment news,
legendary singer Tina Turner will be funeralized in a private
ceremony in Switzerland. The Little Mermaid made a big splash
at the box office opening weekend, earning get this, one
hundred and eighty five million dollars globally.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Yes, Yes, yes, yes Yes.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
For Halle Bailey and Louis Vatan's new creative director Forrell
Williams will debut his collection at Paris Fashion Week. And
that's all coming up at the top of the hour.
We'll talk about it, but right now it is time
to ask the clo. This is from Mandy and Ypsilante,
who writes, I'm thirty six years old and I've been
(00:43):
married for one year and my husband still has an
active social life without me. If he's going out, he
gets dressed and then tells me he's leaving, or he'll
text me if he's staying out.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Should he be asking me or telling me?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Well, see, I don't know what arrangement y'all have, but
that ain't the one I got. Because I'm gonna just
be honest with you. Me and Tommy can't go no damn, well,
I'm talking about lead. I'm going to the store. Yeah,
I go to work, But then I got to kiss
her before I leave for work and let her know
I'm leaving. I did that one time. I just got
in the car left. She said, did you forget something?
(01:23):
I went no, I got my wallet, I got all
my keys and everything. She said, have you lost your
ever loving mind? She said, Steve Harvey, you're supposed to
give me a kiss before you leave because we don't
know what's gonna happen.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
I said, ally, baby, I got that. She said, you
got what? I said?
Speaker 3 (01:43):
I got it, baby. It never happened again. She said,
why are you? I said, I'm in the car. She
said where. I said about up at the corner. She said, okay, yeah, nothing.
I should have went on back.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Oh you didn't go back.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
No, I'm running late. Come on now, I'm running late.
Well that cost me for about two days.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
I should have gone back because on.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
That night in bed, I rolled over and was touching
and she said, gone, because I'm trying to get to
sleep and you're gonna make me late.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Oh right, okay, yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Moving on to Kodero in Las Vegas. Kadero says, I'm.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
A hold on, hold on just to answer the question.
I don't know what y'all doing because that ain't how
manage work. So I'm sorry to not answer your question,
but I have no idea what you're talking about, because
there's no way I'm getting dressed to go out to
an active social life and tell my wife I'm going out?
Speaker 4 (02:53):
Are we talking about year one? What did you sign
up for?
Speaker 1 (02:59):
I was, yeah, glue, he don't want it. He gets
dressed and I'm going out.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Or active social life? No, I don't even know what
that means. I'm going.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
I really ain't got no more I actively can? Can
I ask to work?
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Go ahead? Shit?
Speaker 2 (03:21):
When we're going to Kadero in Las Vegas, Kadaro says,
I'm in a long distance relationship and my girlfriend is
coming to see me for my birthday next weekend. She
is bringing two friends, and I asked if they were pretty.
I asked for my homeboys, but my girl took it
the wrong way.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Why is she so mad?
Speaker 4 (03:39):
Well?
Speaker 3 (03:39):
See that that don't make no sense.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Are they fine?
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Because that's what you're gonna say, I'm bringing two girlfriends? Well,
are they pretty?
Speaker 4 (03:49):
What you mean? Are they pretty? My boys.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
I've gotta tell him something because if they coming, you know,
we can all go out together. But the day pretty?
Why they got to be pretty? Because, damn it, they
got to be pretty for my boy. Why they won't
take your last friends?
Speaker 4 (04:06):
Nowhere?
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Wait a minute, Wait a minute. Why isn't my friends ugly?
I don't know. I don't know your friends. I just
asked you was they pretty? But why you need to
know if they pretty? Because I got to tell Gerald Neil,
But Gerald ain't pretty.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
Maybe charld ain't got to be pretty.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
He likes pretty women.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
Gerald got money.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Oh now, yeah, she mad because it's just I don't know, man,
And you know it's crazy. These see a lot questions.
They're mad because they can do that though. They just
mad the right to get mad. You got to say wrong.
Did he even say his friends? He just asked and
they was pretty?
Speaker 4 (04:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:50):
He just asked for me, He asked, yeah, if they
were pretty?
Speaker 4 (04:54):
Yeah? Right there. Well, now you know you have to
preempt it.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
So hey, like, if they come to town, maybe I
can get a couple of friends and we could all
go out and have a nice time. If you had
to describe them, how would I describe them to your
face they are beautiful.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
Well, let me see a picture the beautiful ass, because
it's usually not the case.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
So so if you said you were bringing two guys
and your your wife said, are they fine?
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Are they handsome? You would be mad?
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Right?
Speaker 3 (05:28):
What, well, ain't none of my friends attract you?
Speaker 4 (05:33):
And she know that.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Seen all these you've seen all of them, you already
know it ain't none of them fine?
Speaker 4 (05:40):
So no, we all, matter of fact, we all.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
That's why we friends, because we sit together and we
enjoy each other's company because we know ain't nobody pretty.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
So you sit there and laughing, you know, I mean,
do you ever find to where.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
You never invite your nephew Steve?
Speaker 4 (06:02):
Well, he gonna wear a roll color, you know.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Oh okay, all right, I got.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
To come over. He got them cues at the house.
Speaker 5 (06:09):
I want to come over that to day and just
bust up in there with some crimson and cream on it,
hang out with him the whole You ain't ain't gonna believe.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
How that's gold?
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Go all right?
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Moving on to uh Fantina and making Fantina says. My
boyfriend and I were out last night and his ex
girlfriend was in the lounge too. When we were about
to leave, she came over and thanked him for the
two rounds of drinks he paid for.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
I was more hurt than mad. Why would he do
that with me there?
Speaker 4 (06:38):
God?
Speaker 5 (06:40):
God what? And she knew what she was doing when
she came on and said she came right over there
because she knows she didn't know just so you know,
he paid for hour drinks.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
He's just he's always been so thoughtful, you know.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
And the fact that I just wanted to thank him
because I know that, You know, it's just good to
have people who are considerate and think of you.
Speaker 5 (07:12):
You. Yeah, do you know how long that what you
should have did?
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Was you know what she should have did.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
She should have hauled off and suckle punched her dead
and her damn chest.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Her?
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Why not him?
Speaker 5 (07:27):
No?
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Hell no for buying him drink? Yeah, for buying them.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
But let me tell you something you I can't tell
you if you only knew when he saw her walking
over there, Boy, his head was going a thousand miles
a minute.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
And you told her not to go? Yeah, for sure,
let me go.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
Thank him real, you'll be dry the next time I see,
because he did that when he went to the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Oh oh yeah, not well, all right, all right, that's
today's round of as s CLO. Coming up next, entertainment news.
Right after this, you're listening to The Harvey Morning Show
All right.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
Coming up at the top of the hour, and entertainment news,
legendary singer Tina Turner will be funeralized in a private
ceremony in Switzerland. The Little Mermaid made a big splash
at the box office opening weekend, earning get this, one
hundred and eighty five million dollars globally.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Yes, Yes, yes, yes Yes.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
For Halle Bailey and Louis Vatan's new creative director Forrell
Williams will debut his collection at Paris Fashion Week. And
that's all coming up at the top of the hour.
We'll talk about it, but right now it is time
to ask the clo. This is from Mandy and Ypsilante,
who writes, I'm thirty six years old and I've been
(00:43):
married for one year and my husband still has an
active social life without me. If he's going out, he
gets dressed and then tells me he's leaving, or he'll
text me if he's staying out.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Should he be asking me or telling me?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Well, see, I don't know what arrangement y'all have, but
that ain't the one I got. Because I'm gonna just
be honest with you. Me and Tommy can't go no damn, well,
I'm talking about lead. I'm going to the store. Yeah,
I go to work, But then I got to kiss
her before I leave for work and let her know
I'm leaving. I did that one time. I just got
in the car left. She said, did you forget something?
(01:23):
I went no, I got my wallet, I got all
my keys and everything. She said, have you lost your
ever loving mind? She said, Steve Harvey, you're supposed to
give me a kiss before you leave because we don't
know what's gonna happen.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
I said, ally, baby, I got that. She said, you
got what? I said?
Speaker 3 (01:43):
I got it, baby. It never happened again. She said,
why are you? I said, I'm in the car. She
said where. I said about up at the corner. She said, okay, yeah, nothing.
I should have went on back.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Oh you didn't go back.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
No, I'm running late. Come on now, I'm running late.
Well that cost me for about two days.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
I should have gone back because on.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
That night in bed, I rolled over and was touching
and she said, gone, because I'm trying to get to
sleep and you're gonna make me late.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Oh right, okay, yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Moving on to Kodero in Las Vegas. Kadero says, I'm.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
A hold on, hold on just to answer the question.
I don't know what y'all doing because that ain't how
manage work. So I'm sorry to not answer your question,
but I have no idea what you're talking about, because
there's no way I'm getting dressed to go out to
an active social life and tell my wife I'm going out?
Speaker 4 (02:53):
Are we talking about year one? What did you sign
up for?
Speaker 1 (02:59):
I was, yeah, glue, he don't want it. He gets
dressed and I'm going out.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Or active social life? No, I don't even know what
that means. I'm going.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
I really ain't got no more I actively can? Can
I ask to work?
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Go ahead? Shit?
Speaker 2 (03:21):
When we're going to Kadero in Las Vegas, Kadaro says,
I'm in a long distance relationship and my girlfriend is
coming to see me for my birthday next weekend. She
is bringing two friends, and I asked if they were pretty.
I asked for my homeboys, but my girl took it
the wrong way.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Why is she so mad?
Speaker 4 (03:39):
Well?
Speaker 3 (03:39):
See that that don't make no sense.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Are they fine?
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Because that's what you're gonna say, I'm bringing two girlfriends? Well,
are they pretty?
Speaker 4 (03:49):
What you mean? Are they pretty? My boys.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
I've gotta tell him something because if they coming, you know,
we can all go out together. But the day pretty?
Why they got to be pretty? Because, damn it, they
got to be pretty for my boy. Why they won't
take your last friends?
Speaker 4 (04:06):
Nowhere?
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Wait a minute, Wait a minute. Why isn't my friends ugly?
I don't know. I don't know your friends. I just
asked you was they pretty? But why you need to
know if they pretty? Because I got to tell Gerald Neil,
But Gerald ain't pretty.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
Maybe charld ain't got to be pretty.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
He likes pretty women.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
Gerald got money.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Oh now, yeah, she mad because it's just I don't know, man,
And you know it's crazy. These see a lot questions.
They're mad because they can do that though. They just
mad the right to get mad. You got to say wrong.
Did he even say his friends? He just asked and
they was pretty?
Speaker 4 (04:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:50):
He just asked for me, He asked, yeah, if they
were pretty?
Speaker 4 (04:54):
Yeah? Right there. Well, now you know you have to
preempt it.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
So hey, like, if they come to town, maybe I
can get a couple of friends and we could all
go out and have a nice time. If you had
to describe them, how would I describe them to your
face they are beautiful.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
Well, let me see a picture the beautiful ass, because
it's usually not the case.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
So so if you said you were bringing two guys
and your your wife said, are they fine?
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Are they handsome? You would be mad?
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Right?
Speaker 3 (05:28):
What, well, ain't none of my friends attract you?
Speaker 4 (05:33):
And she know that.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Seen all these you've seen all of them, you already
know it ain't none of them fine?
Speaker 4 (05:40):
So no, we all, matter of fact, we all.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
That's why we friends, because we sit together and we
enjoy each other's company because we know ain't nobody pretty.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
So you sit there and laughing, you know, I mean,
do you ever find to where.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
You never invite your nephew Steve?
Speaker 4 (06:02):
Well, he gonna wear a roll color, you know.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Oh okay, all right, I got.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
To come over. He got them cues at the house.
Speaker 5 (06:09):
I want to come over that to day and just
bust up in there with some crimson and cream on it,
hang out with him the whole You ain't ain't gonna believe.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
How that's gold?
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Go all right?
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Moving on to uh Fantina and making Fantina says. My
boyfriend and I were out last night and his ex
girlfriend was in the lounge too. When we were about
to leave, she came over and thanked him for the
two rounds of drinks he paid for.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
I was more hurt than mad. Why would he do
that with me there?
Speaker 4 (06:38):
God?
Speaker 5 (06:40):
God what? And she knew what she was doing when
she came on and said she came right over there
because she knows she didn't know just so you know,
he paid for hour drinks.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
He's just he's always been so thoughtful, you know.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
And the fact that I just wanted to thank him
because I know that, You know, it's just good to
have people who are considerate and think of you.
Speaker 5 (07:12):
You. Yeah, do you know how long that what you
should have did?
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Was you know what she should have did.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
She should have hauled off and suckle punched her dead
and her damn chest.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Her?
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Why not him?
Speaker 5 (07:27):
No?
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Hell no for buying him drink? Yeah, for buying them.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
But let me tell you something you I can't tell
you if you only knew when he saw her walking
over there, Boy, his head was going a thousand miles
a minute.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
And you told her not to go? Yeah, for sure,
let me go.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
Thank him real, you'll be dry the next time I see,
because he did that when he went to the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Oh oh yeah, not well, all right, all right, that's
today's round of as s CLO. Coming up next, entertainment news.
Right after this, you're listening to The Harvey Morning Show
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