Inappropriate Thoughts @ The Wrong Time

Steve and Tommy are asked if they have ever had the wrong thought at the wrong time.  The Lord's will be done tho!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
So Steve, here's a question from Steve Harvey FM. All right,
it says, have you ever thought the wrong thing at
the wrong moment? Now? This email is from D He says, Hey, guys,
a comedy booker who I deal with has a new secretary.
The new secretary doesn't love me as much as the
old secretary. Subsequently, I get less booked less often. The

(00:25):
new secretary's brother just died, and I thought, sure would
be nice if the old secretary would come back for
a few weeks and I will get some bookings. Now
I feel bad, Steve Tommy, When was the last time
you thought the wrong thing at the wrong moment?

Speaker 2 (00:41):
When was the last time you ever thought something wrong
at the wrong moment? What?

Speaker 1 (00:52):
Too many times?

Speaker 2 (00:53):
I'm trying to clean it up, but go yeah, okay,
Well let me ask you all this. Here. You have
in church praying yes at offering, and then she walked
by doing an offering, and you prayed the guys she

(01:15):
walked by yes, even after she'd have dropped her money.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
In you still lock ye all the way, and you.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
Lose your place in the prayer. Father man who are
in heaven high in the world, in your name, did
you this right here. Boy, look at all that kingdom.
You look at him. Man, your will be done all

(01:50):
over this earth, all up and now, yeah, you know,
have you ever done that's?

Speaker 3 (01:55):
It was just as good. It was my relative later
day in the casket, and she was in there sposed
to save for the family. I forgot who the hell
was laying.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
Up there.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
At the funeral at your family, I tell you, right there.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
I almost says her first day, once Charon had walked
up there, I forgot who the hell we was here?

Speaker 2 (02:16):
Fu the Lord.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
That dress was tight, praise him. I need to give
a damn who it was.

Speaker 4 (02:25):
But she was there, My Lord never seen somebody fall,
super fine woman fall and dress blow way up over her.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
Hey, I just sat there and thought about the wrong thing, yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
At the wrong Yeah, timing is everything.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
And thought about really getting wrong thing at the wrong
time it was. Have you ever been praying and asked
God to give somebody a stroke.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
Right there and see so you go up there and
kiss them?

Speaker 2 (02:58):
Yeah, God, I know stroke. I've asked him to actually
shut down somebody whole left side. You want you want
to do the mountain bout Hey, let me tell you something. Hey,
this is true. I left a basketball game after high

(03:19):
school one time, and the guy robbed me coming out
of business corner. And that was the first time I
asked the Lord. I asked God to strike somebody dead. Yeah,
I had nine dollars, so they took nine dollars. I
thought that would be a good time to ask the

(03:40):
Lord to do something for me. Of course he did that,
and he ran off with the nine again.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
I'm so glad you're a changed man.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
Glad have you thought the wrong thing at the wrong turns?

Speaker 1 (04:02):
The question?

Speaker 2 (04:03):
Question?

Speaker 4 (04:04):
That was wrong?

Speaker 2 (04:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (04:06):
Yeah, yeah, Okay?

Speaker 2 (04:08):
What thing I didn't been? I didn't been naked and
ran out into the living room and didn't know nobody
was in there, and asked, could they just be blind
right now? Please just be? Did not see all this?

Speaker 3 (04:21):
I had a six crisis and ask the nurse that
came in the room. I asked the Lord, could you
please please let her stay because my gown.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
Too much?

Speaker 3 (04:35):
Yeah, my gown suffer, I asked, did she had to
cause you were here at night? I thought wrong that
wrong time? I've actually unplugged myself.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
All right, well, all right, coming up next, nephew, tell
me more ignorance with Today's prank phone call that's right
after this. You're listening Morning show