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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Ladies and gentlemen, gentlemen and ladies, boys and girls, girls
and boys, monkey trainers, circus clowns, circu the sole performers,
anybody that do burlesque, anybody that does Broadway, anybody that

(00:26):
does church plays. All of you that are on the
praise team, the dance praise team, who did not qualify
for gymnastics in school. Yeah, I'm talking to all of
them who has put on a little bit wait over
the years and can no longer jump and have joined

(00:46):
the praise team. I need everybody's attention. I need all
churches who allow people in the choir just because they
come down there and start singing. We need to start
doing auditions, single solo auditions.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
Your turn.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
This is the key.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
We singing in ding ding ding ding ding ding ding
ding and hit that note and single solo audition. That
is what we need. And that's who I'm talking to
this morning. And one more person, the tambourine player at
the church that really shouldn't have it that you want

(01:31):
to take her tambourine. I'm talking to all of y'all morning.
This is the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Good morning, Shirley
Strawberry calling for real the mouth of the South Mississippi,
Monica and the legend that is Nephew Tummy.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
All that off your chest, you know, yeah, you know,
because I.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
Always wanted a tambourine. It was always one person that
just kept the timber.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
Yeah, we took it.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
We took it from a girl at our church because.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
She just wasn't she didn't rhythm.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Yeah, and we gave it to Sister Bernice.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Sister Bernanese was getting mad at her because she was
trying to over a tambourine. Sister Bernice and the ultimate
tambourine players, So we took her from. But I tell
you my real issue. Can I tell you my real
is the praise dance team. I really these praise dance teams.
Young stopped this hill. Listen that just because it's just no, no,

(02:36):
it's just young stopped this hill.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
What is it about? What is like?

Speaker 1 (02:40):
First of all, I know they didn't make the gymnastics
or the cheerleading team.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
I know they didn't they the dance squad at school.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
But what is the dance squad? Though? Actually, for people
who cannot be major rents, we.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
Don't their challenge flag.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
That's who they are.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
They are flag barrels who won't sit go and do something.
No stop, y'all need to get out of this hit.
You can't jump no more these little half jump shy'all
be doing. Let's stop to stop the praise teams at
these church. Let's just do the choir and so we
can go home. And you always involve watering.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
Throwing stuff.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
You don't, can't watch the praise, can preach with people
have called your preacher, but you're not criticizing the dancers.
All right, coming up in thirty two minutes after the hour,
we'll run that prank back with the nephew. Right after this.

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