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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Ladies, ladies and gentlemen. Ladies, ladies and gentlemen. Okay, last time.
This is it. I ain't gonna lie ladies and gentlemen, boys,
all the girls, truck driving, waste management, love postal worker.

(00:24):
I'm talking about when they mad though, that postal worker,
all them happy people down at the DMV. What is
wrong today? Well, my message today is everybody work at
the DMV that has that attitude, get your attitude together,
a man, because God is still good here. And the
blessing dizziness you put in the application for that job,

(00:46):
that is not our fault. We love you, we need
your services today. We want you to have a brighter
day to day. My wish is that people at work
in motor vehicle divisions all over the country have a
better day today. Or I know we coming in that ignorant.
I know we ain't got our paperwork. I know we
ain't got our title registration. I know we'd have lost

(01:08):
our tags. I know all that, But try to treat
us better. Just try. Let the church say man, hey,
Charlie Strauberry calling frail Mount the South Junior Boy better
known as Kid's Face and the legend that is nephew, tummy. Yeah, boy, junior,

(01:30):
what's happening today?

Speaker 2 (01:31):
Let me tell you something.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
I don't mind taking advice from you. You know, y'all
don't mind that because you live the longer, you're in
a better position. You know, you've done a lot more.
So I don't mind ting them. But everybody should try
to give everybody advice. Like my Potter taught me over
to his house the other day, which I thought was
his house. I go over there. Man were watching basketball,
and he trying to tell me what he expected to

(01:54):
tell me about what I need to do with my
life and my career. He talking to me. But in
the middle of us talking, I hear a voice coming
from upstairs. As we in the basement, Hey, another voice talk,
say Charle, come up here and get the groceries out
of the car. I said, man, who is that? He said,
that's my mama. I'm taking no advice from nobody.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
Live with they. Mama.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
I'll tell you right now, I'll get damn what you say.
You can't tell me a damn thing.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
We couldn't.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
He couldn't even get that advice out because she kept
calling back down. Said Charle, you've been messing with the thermostat.
But I said, okay, they sit right here, see it
right here. Way, I can't take no inviting from you. Hey,
the damn thing you can tell me? Because you sitting
up there and living at your mama. How in the
baby you told me it was your crib, No, the basement,
your this is your mama. How see out what I
found out you're gonna telling about? Man, I appreciate where.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Iver they talk.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
See, we couldn't even get that advice in because your
mama on your hind the whole time. Don't tell me
what you think I need to do with my life
if you're living at your mama, baby, we can't take it.
Invite for everybody. It ain't the same, coming bunk, Steven, Tommy,
it ain't the same for sure, the same call. See,
they don't live with nobody. They got play they got
you start listening to me, You start started started listening

(03:07):
to me.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
He even control his own heat.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
No, he can't do none of that. You left the
tallest seat up again. See right here, you got all
the issues and you try to tell me something.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
Why all the way upstairs.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
You always got ivy back. I can't see I can't
taint no advice.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
I'm not.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
A good one.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
Jr. Coming up a dir woman you need. We're gonna
run that prank back with a nephew right after this.
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