The Grass Is Greener

When was the last time Steve cut his own grass?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
All right, Steve, here we are please in likeness.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Tell us when's the last time you cut grass?

Speaker 3 (00:08):
Your own grass? Okay, I have to grasses.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
Well, tell everybody what you're talking about, because you're just
talking about cutting the grass.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
Last break, Tommy asked you, when was the last time
you cut the bone grass?

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Honestly speaking, probably thirty years ago.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
It's possible to no real eighty five nineteen eighty five
some grass.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
There's no way he could do it now though, because
it's your way too big. Yeah, there's when they see
his ass as going bad.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
Came home and stuff for that.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
Then after I got out of home business, I had
an apartment. I ain't had to cut no grass. My
first house I bought it in ninety first house I owned,
I bought it in ninety five, ninety six, really nineteen
ninety five, nineteen ninety six in play No Texas. That
was my first time owning a home.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
You were falling.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
My first house was like amazing. That was my first house.
God is good, man, Come on, and that's just real talk.
I just said, cutting no grass, all right.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
All right, thank you for that, Tommy.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
Wow, come on, tom Man, come on, baby, Jane. The
last I got one better than that. Hell, Shirley, when
you ever customed.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
Me, I wouldn't even know the person.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
So now it ain't so crazy. Tell me when the
last time I come from grass? Come on, come on,
rich boy? Ten years Jay? How long I can't cut?
I got diabetes?

Speaker 3 (02:21):
Steve? Wow? All right? What you got for him? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (02:27):
When the last time you actually been on the phone
arguing with somebody about the light being?

Speaker 3 (02:32):
What last time you did that? And ask him how
much is his life? And what is it way to
pay it? To pay it? He had to go down there.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
You don't know what you're talking about.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
And last time I walked in my house it wasn't
no license.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
I want to hear this.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
Back when I was cutting grass and.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Eighty eighty five point boy.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
What last time you stood out at a pump and
pump gas? You?

Speaker 3 (03:10):
Oh, that ain't bad.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
I actually did that about probably about two years ago.

Speaker 3 (03:17):
Two years ago. Yeah, I was.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
Driving my I was taking my I got a Cadillac
Man in an old car, and I was driving it
and I looked down and I was right at a
gas station and it spun it and I had never
put gas in it. So I whooped into the gas
station right quick, and my car ran out of gas
at the gas pump.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
But here the problem I had though I said it
that at gas with a drop top nineteen forty Cadillac,
I'm sitting there and couldn't find the gas cap for
thirty minutes. I had to call to do it and
work for me and ask him where is the damn
The gas cap on the nineteen forty is under the

(03:59):
tail light. You had to be laughing at the man. Yeah, man,
you lift up the tail like it's horizontal. You lift
up the tail like, and the gas the gas cap is.

Speaker 3 (04:09):
Under the tail like. How the hell would I know that?

Speaker 2 (04:13):
I was got there thirty minutes touching the had the
trunk open, all kind of mons. You should have seen
me with that, but I had to but I had
to handle in my head just walking around the car.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
Wow. Yeah, I love leave that man. Wow nineteen eighty five.
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