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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Ladies and gentlemen, let me have your attention. Please. This
hell that's about to go down is called the Steve
Harvey Morning Show. Ain't but one, nothing close to it,
nothing like it. You hear that and the crowd goes, wow, Hey, Shirley,

(00:22):
Hey Steve calling for real, Hey Steve, Hey, crew, Hey Junior?
Something morning? Uncle? You ain't nothing with it? Player? What's
going on? Nephew, Tommy, Doug get dumb? Yeo, Yeah, what's happening?
Everybody in good mood today? Cool? I'm here, I'm available.
We just got here. Good Tuesday. What is it? This

(00:43):
saint tender? Junior? I'm talking about? How Lord won't I'm up?
I'm here, I'm available. Yeah, you're right here, Idiots, I'm available. Yeah,
somebody please swipe on m yeah, describe him. Steve Junior high,
I'm kill J spaces Yeah A man? A hell? Well

(01:10):
my voice? That give the background music? While I can
I get some background music? Good? Oh, some sexy ladies.

(01:31):
You know. My name is Kate to the eye to
the end, to the kid. To be exact. Q J
Spas is what they call it. The Jays for Junior.
But it ain't nothing Junior about my game myself. I

(01:55):
want you all to know that I stand at a
very very tall five foot ten inches talk. Come on avert.
What I drive is what you want to ride. Is
how I look, It's what you want to see. And
wherever I am is where you want to be. I

(02:19):
am k to the eye to the eat, to the ye,
the lights in the studio, dunk space to be exact
space because I ain't never late spaces, because I never
break a day space, because you appreciate I won't meet
how space and you don't have to wait. Comedy genius

(02:41):
is what I've been referred to. My livelihood has been
increased by two hundred and sixty two percent over the
past five years. If you don't talk, I am highly wanted, motivated.
I travel the world. I have no children. I'm doing well. Yes,

(03:02):
why won't you come and partake of the key to
the I to the E to the R. All right,
kill j spates, My ladies and gentlemen. That's all I
have time for right now, with the exception of you,
I would make time for you. Let's go to break.

(03:28):
Oh all right, we'll be back to thirty two after
the hour. All right, I'm clapping for me, Daddy, y'all
pull me back after this. You heard him, you're listening
morning show