We Got A Disclaimer Today

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Ladies and gentlemen, let me have your undivided attention. It
is here a new day. Man. I love God, Thank
you for all you do for us. Man, I thank
you for all you do for us that we fail
to realize that it's you. I'm asking you to keep
it in the forefront of my mind that all good
things come from above. Thank you, Lord, appreciate it. Now

(00:26):
that I've said that, there will be moments of ignorance
that will sound as though I know nothing about him,
I want to apologize before it, Papa, and just gonna
put that disclaimer out there. I've had a career feel
with that disclaim. A matter of fact, I should have

(00:46):
started off all my shows with that a disclaimer, but
I didn't. So here we are, Shirley Strawberry, call it
for real. Mouth to the South, Junior, Government, name kills,
space and ladies and gentlemen the liquor. Seven years over
one hundred episode. That's how you be on the peril?

(01:07):
Boy wanted only nephew coming, Junior. What's happening in the day, man,
Let me let me tell you something. I found out
something else. See See, I found out that this Sharon
that's got to be involved when you get married sharing.
See I've got married late in life, but I learned

(01:27):
the sharing going on. See she could be breakfast, Yeah,
she could be breakfast, but then turned around and asked
me for a hundred dollars. Let me, let me just
explain something. You work at the hospital you was nurse.
Ain't nothing in that hospital cafeteria or hundred dollars. I've
been hospitalized. The fact I gotta take clothes and season

(01:50):
it every time I go in there, because that dry
ass salisbury steak at that hospital can't be worked out
of lunch. This impossible. Have you had the mashed potatoes
with the white gravy when your hospital lie? It's not
worth it. I got to go in my bag with
I V and pull out black peppers, salt. I gotta

(02:12):
get some lyrus seasons salt. You need some tonish chacharade.
I need raw peppers in here. The fact that you
want a hunted off with this ragged ass cafeteria. Have
you had Have you had the smothered chicken? You can
still see how the hell is this smother? And I
can still see the chicken. I'm not supposed to see this,
No bo, I'm so sick of hut asking me for

(02:34):
a hunt off with this ragged ass camp till they
need to kill the cow who gave me this spot
of ice cream? I mean this, Who in the hell
thought this was ice cream? I don't understand why you
need a hunted off. You can get this whole meal
for fifteen cents fas I concern rabbits don't eat the
carriage they give you. If rabbits kicking away carrots, that's

(02:56):
so hard shipping teeth everybody here, I mean here for
sickle sale. I come out with a chip mola. I
don't feel like this is a hundred dollar I just
find out I'm being hustled now now I'm being No. No,
that cap tier food ain't a horth on hundred. I
don't give a damn which day on that day? No, Julia,

(03:19):
that's funny. Can I tell you what? There hundred dollars
a fall. It ain't funny food down there, and a
hundred dollars because she had to make you breakfast. Thank
you all right, thank you for clearing that up, Steve.
I'm coming up at thirty thirty two minutes after the hour.
We're gonna hear from the nephew if he runs that

(03:40):
prank back right after this, right after you're listening morning
show