Would You Rather

Have a unibrow or a full back of hair?  Go a whole year with one nostril or one ear lobe?  Be in a loveless marriage or a sexless one? 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is time now for a round of would you rather?
Would you rather think about this? Would you rather have
a unibrow or would you rather have a full back
of hair? Which one? Hell? No, I'm gonna go with.
Un ain't done all that hell on my back now? Yeah?

(00:22):
You know brow? Yeah? Ye a D? Getting the way
with it. I'm I'm gonna wear a a D. I'm cool. Yeah,
I don't care about that, Okay, all right? Would you
rather that way? If I'm hanging upside down, it still
look like I'm trying. Yeah, exactly, you got to wak
gonna be a morning Jackie? Got the brush my back?

(00:43):
That ain't I tattooed like write aboard a unibro? I
tattoo a pair of lips? That way that you, Brian
is really a mush pad? All right? Would you rather

(01:05):
go a whole year with only one nostril? Or would
you rather go a year with only one ear lobe?
Which one I got? I'm gonna go one year without
their ear lobes? Yeah, I don't never look at mine now.
My glass is gonna be my glass is gonna be coxided.
But that's all right there. I'm breathing though I'm breathing.

(01:27):
He's gonna be ugly something with that one, and off,
I'm gonna take something like now you need that other side?
He was stupid? All right, here's one. Would you rather
be in a marriage with no love? Or would you

(01:47):
rather be in a marriage with no sex? So a
loveless marriage or a sexless marriage? As usual? You've been
in both of you here at the same time with
the same person. Yeah, that's one thing about Steve Harvey.

(02:10):
I cover most of these. Would you ever get? I'm
Carli most of these? Would you rather? My damnself? How
did give tom me and Junior chance him? I've been
in a loveless and sexless many time have the same time,

(02:31):
and it was the same person. Yeah, hell, hell you.
I've been waiting on you to ask me that would
you rather? When is they gonna ask this? Would you rather?
Cause damn it, I've been in that. I can't wait

(02:54):
to see the movie about your life. I can't even
tell it. I hated with no video cameras and videos
and Instagram back then. I think we'll close it out
right there. Yeah, that's a close. Yeah it is it is,
thank you. That's today's round off. W you rather Steve

(03:15):
Harvey is usual, shutting it down all right. Coming up
next at forty nine minutes after we'll close out the show.
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