Would You Rather

One nude scene in a movie or one season of naked and afraid?  Drink warm hot dog water or room temperature spoiled milk?  Let your wife eat your food or tell her to eat her own darn food? 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time now for it around of would you rather?
Would you rather do one nude sex scene in a film,
or would you rather do a season of naked and afraid?
I'm gonna do that love scene. I'm nothing to get
out here and get my nipples ate up by some ants.

(00:22):
In particular, the ants gonna taken up when I show up.
I'm showing up with calamine lotion. All ye bring one night,
you can bring up one. I'm bringing that. Bring one.
They put you out there with all your clothes, or
we can just tape afraid got to get naked because

(00:44):
I'm not. I'm nothing to do what they're doing. Though.
Now you ain't got no huge you ain't got number
that little bag numbers beating the ass up at night.
The stupid people don't know how I saw the fire.
I can't all right? Would you rather drink warm hot
dog water? On? Hold on, hold on, I will say something.

(01:04):
What if I go do necka they're afraid? Yeah, I'm
gonna get laminated for our go. Yeah you know how
they got the auto wraps. I'm gonna get wrapped, but
it's gonna look like skin. I'm gonna be fine, all right.

(01:25):
Would you rather drink warm hot dog water or would
you rather drink room temperature spoiled milk. No, no, I
eat hot dog water for you. Because he told me
it was soup. I'm good I didn't go to it.
Then he turned out that's a little let that be
a lesson to There's a lot of port juice floating

(01:47):
around and everybody. Yeah, I'd eat all the hot dogs
and tell him we having soup. It's cold. They leave
me at home with Tommy and I eat my hot
dog and Tommy had dog, Timmy mom and m le soup.
What kind of soup? Hot dog soup? I might for?
I had like eight tips in the water, just the

(02:09):
end of it. Oh man, but I the whole that's
just wrong. It's wrong. You know that's what you would
you rather listen to this one closely? Junior? Now, would
you rather let your wife eat your food? Or would
you rather tell her to order her own durn food.

(02:29):
I'm gonna go with eight. But I really want to
say be though, But I bet you won't say it.
I'm not. I'm not gonna say it, but I want
you know, Oh, I get you? Yeah? Have you ever
said it? Said? What each your old or your own
durn food. Have you ever said that one under? When

(02:51):
I was twenty five? Yeah? What five? Tommy? You haven't
said the time? I mussed around and said it before though.
All right, I'm twenty five, first marriage, twenty five, I
made all the mistakes in the first all right. Yeah,

(03:14):
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