Would You Rather

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time now to play around it. Would you rather
would you rather read your last text, the last text
you got? Would you rather read that out loud? Or
would you rather take your ex fishing?

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Damn?

Speaker 3 (00:15):
I read all my text them, all of them, let's
hear it.

Speaker 4 (00:24):
I'll be out there just reading where you're at.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
If we want to last well.

Speaker 5 (00:31):
It ain't no where in the hell I can go
fishing with my ex, because then I got too much
to explain.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
I'm really lying now. She was never out here on this.

Speaker 5 (00:39):
Boat, y'all take off. I don't know what happened to her.
So I was just fishing.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
I turned around.

Speaker 5 (00:50):
She wouldn't on it no more now, But no, I
don't kill her. I just don't know what happened to it.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
I don't know. She disappeared, sir, telling you I was fishing?

Speaker 2 (01:02):
What sir?

Speaker 3 (01:02):
How long had it been before you noticed? She wasn't now?
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:06):
When I turned around, I didn't see. I just said
thank you Lord, and I just looked at the blessed Now.
I just kept fishing.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
My last text, Jackie said, do you want creases in
these pants?

Speaker 4 (01:17):
She had to clean them?

Speaker 2 (01:18):
Do you want do you want to flat.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
That's it. That's that's my last tick, all right.

Speaker 4 (01:30):
Would you.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
Would you rather miraculously have hair for one whole month?
Would you rather have nice abs for one whole month?

Speaker 3 (01:39):
Well?

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Hair or abs? Hair?

Speaker 4 (01:42):
Hold on?

Speaker 3 (01:42):
Hold on, hold on, Tony, hold on. But you're the
best one.

Speaker 4 (01:49):
Right there, because man, I'm gonna go with yeah, go
ahead on what you gonna do.

Speaker 5 (02:05):
No, I'm just trying to figure out what you're gonna do,
because you're the one that's like, you know, got the
biggest decision to make. Me and Tommy's answers obviously clear.
We're gonna go with them a because we ain't got
no help. You, on the other hand, have a decision to.

Speaker 4 (02:24):
A thin line.

Speaker 5 (02:28):
Right now on your zoom right now, JUNR on your
zoom photo right now, yep, back then by.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
You if you move them headphone back so we can
really see it. I can't really where the headphones is
blocking it? Tommy, Tommy, this, what's this? What you got
to look at close? Turn the head says is the hell?

Speaker 1 (02:51):
Would you rather sleep with your eyes open or chew
with your mouth open? Which one sleep with my.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
Eyes among mouth? Wold?

Speaker 5 (03:00):
And I do that anyway. I've been talking all the time.
Mount Food's gonna be fond of us.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
But I got to ship my ass. Well, we ain't
gonna We got to ship these eyes. Get some sleep,
don't drop my eyeballs out. All right.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
Look, we'll be back with our last break of the
day and some closing from the one and only Steve
Harvey right after this. You're listening Harvey Morning Show.