September 19, 2023 • 10 mins
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(00:00):
Welcome to another episode of the BigBoy Boy Speak on podcast Big Boys.
Neighborhood Natalia is up in here inneighborhood News, Natalia, what you got?
I got a confession, guys,all right, and this is like
a real confession. This is likesomething like that her confession, something that
I've done. I've broken the law. You stepped on a crack, right,
No, I broke the law.I'm a thief bag all right?
(00:23):
Oh my god, we know youare, yet you just try to hide
behind his good dream. We'll goahead, which one you want to share
with us? This is all accordingto a lawyer on TikTok, the TikTok
lawyer. So here's what happened.I do this all the time, and
I know I'm not the only one. So y'all thieves too. So you
know, when you go to thestore and you're like shopping around, you're
picking things out, putting in yourcart, and you're like, I'm a
(00:44):
little hungry or I'm a little thirsty, so you decide to like snack a
little while you're shopping, and thenyou pay for it. In the end,
I'm still paying for it. Right. Turns out, according to this
lawyer, that is still theft.Listen to what, man, can you
legally start consuming an item before youcheck it out? At a grocery store,
the property ownership of an item beforeyou checked it out belongs to the
grocery store, so your consumption ofit before you actually own the product is
(01:08):
technically theft. But most grocery storesdoesn't matter of policy and good business practice,
will just let you do it right. But you can take the whole
aisle and walk out with it.I don't have to run out anymore,
man, Man, If they hadthese laws back when I was like struggling,
struggling, man, I would havebeen like, thank for dinner.
(01:30):
And I'm gonna tell you, man, I do eat in the store,
So do I. And then I'lltake it up, you know. And
I'm glad I'll take it up becauseback in the day that would have just
ate it and walked out. Youknow what I'm saying. They do say.
It gets a little ippy too ifyou are get if you are buying
something that needs to be weighed andthen you took off. I know when
I'm in the store, I changedthe pounds of the grapes he's walking around,
I know I changed the pounds ofthe grapes. But just like,
(01:53):
yeah, and I'll give them thisstuff. But I thought that it wasn't
considered that until it crossed the threshold, like once you out, because even
in a store, they'll let youput something in your pants in your pocket
and then it doesn't become theft untilyou walk out the store with Yeah.
Man, yeah, like I wasat the store yesterday, I put two
avocados in my hoodie knowing I wasgonna pay for but yeah, if you
(02:15):
walk out. But hey, youknow that's a TikTok lawyer, So yeah,
I better listen to that, youknow what I'm saying. He got
seven hundred followers, you know,So for those out there, man,
we did not know we were breakingthe law. And I'm gonna tell you
now that I know, I'm stillgoing to do it. How did you
low key break the law? Howdid you low key break the law?
(02:36):
All right, I know I lowkey break the law. Have you ever
went down a one way street becauseyou needed just a little bit of it?
Yeah, yeah, just just alittle bit, you know, nothing
crazy, you know, but thatdown a one way street? How did
you know or how did you lowkey break the law. I mentioned this
before, Doug, and I guessI feel bad now that. Okay,
that's a different one to different thatI mentioned this. Man. Yes,
(02:59):
when I do go to the store, man, go get me some beer.
And I asked, hey, canyou get me a bag of ice
on there? Can you add iton please? And then when I walk
over there with my carts and Iopened the fridge and I grabbed the bag
of ice. Sometimes I accidentally grabbedtwo of them and I just put him
in my cart and then walked ry. Right, man, And you still
do that even though you're you're Louis. And remember that was you who said
(03:23):
you're not like regular people or something. That was you? Right, So,
so this is the Louise. You'restill in three dollars worth of ice.
Ry Sometimes when I'm like, yeah, the RCE is too expensive,
I'm just gonna grab two. Thisis this is the Louis I'm talking about,
right, A regular person. Yeah, that's when you say you're not
a regular person. You're not aregular person, right, right, So
(03:45):
this is Louis, the blessed Louisstill in three dollars where you know what,
I'm not here to l come on, man, I'm not here to
myself alight. We had a caller, Dawn, who I was trying to
get on, but he was sayingthat how him and his wife they would
go to hometown. But heay,but before they left the house they would
get tupperware. When they got there. They're like, I know this is
breaking the law. But he wouldeat there and then he would put some
extra food to take it to go. Yeah. And if that is low
(04:06):
key breaking breaking the law, Ido that, hey man. And Jason,
our producer, he's seen this aswell. Man, I'll empty I'll
like a little backpack and I'll godown to to the buffet and I'll wrap
some stuff up. I'll wrap somestuff up in a napkin bro and bring
it up for later. Yeah.Stuff is expensive. Yeah, and I
remember when buffet's used to be cheap. Now buffets are like, Man,
(04:27):
you might as well go to likea Benny Hannahs or sit down somewhere.
Bring Tony into the neighborhoods. Hewas going down with Tony up in here,
Tony. Hello, Hello, Hellothere Tony, Tony. How did
or how do you low key breakthe law? I went to I was
like, low yes, yesterday.So I'll called my mom and she was
like, all right, I'll takeyou twenty five ran. I ran to
(04:49):
the HC and brought that offs andI went to the gas station. I
gave them the twenty five dollars,big baby. If I didn't feel the
car up to whoa man, heydude, people are like, that's not
low key breaking the law. That'sa blessing. Man. So start here's
(05:13):
a crazy part. I start anew job tomorrow. I have no I
had no gas for entire week,right, hey man, I really can't
condone this, but I love it. Oh man, that's crazy. Wow,
hey man, let me tell youthey make so much off a gas
right, A gas is ridiculous,man, in California six dollars plus average
(05:35):
national average three dollars and some change. It is, yes, national average,
like three dollars and change. Man. Yeah. Man. It happened
to me one time where I wentto gas station and for whatever reason,
it let me like continue to pourwithout me putting my credit card in.
So I filled it up. Andthen after that, now when I do
pump, I make sure I getmy receipt and make close out. So
(05:58):
you want somebody won't do to youwhat you did to somebody else. I
heard that man posted. I thinkon Spiritual World. They just posted that
to live in California, the minimal, like the minimum you have to make
it like eighty thousands. Oh yeah, you said on Spiritual World. Yeah,
I think spiritual shouldn't even looking atSpiritual World. Look at it just
by the name. I don't knowexactly what Spiritual World is, but you
(06:21):
definitely shouldn't be on there. Yeah, my Spiritual World, you need to
be on Get over the world.I ain't mad at you. I'm glad
that you tell you the truth.I'm a little jealous on a little salty
man. Yeah. Gas is ridiculous. Yeah, man, I was at
the gas station right and there wasa guy. He walked away from the
(06:44):
pump really and his thing didn't doan automatic cutoff. The gas kept coming
out of it. Oh yeah,man, And that happened to me one
time. I was in Philly andthe rental car. I've never seen that
before and when I yeah, itkept pouring. Man, it about it,
and I was in line getting stuffby the time I came out.
But when I saw him, Iwent and I told him, I said,
hey, yeah, it's still going. Yeah, man, we're gonna
(07:06):
bring Justin into the neighborhoods. Hewas going down with Justin. Justin.
Hello, Hello, love the HelloJustin, Justin. How do you low
key or how did you low keybreak the law? Man? Let me
tell you about this four old fiveman. Anytime, anytime of the day,
I'm traveling into north Ridge to LAI got to stop hopping that car
(07:27):
pool lane. And it didn't nobodyin the car with me, right hey,
man, let me tell you,Justin. I've know I risked it
all before in that car pool lane. And even when you roll by and
you see like, fine a threehundred and thirty dollars, you're like,
I got a chance. Yeah,man, before it had, Before I
had my son, I never jumpedinto the carpool lane without anybody because I
was too sick. Because your mother, Teresa, Yes, what you can
(07:48):
do it when you have a baby. Right, so, baby the car
seat. Now that I got thecar seat in the back, I have
definitely jumped in because I'm like,I got a baby the back of the
baby. Yeah, hell yeah,there it is. Man. You might
have go go down from murder.Oh my god, listen to her.
Hey man, justin did you haveman? Did you know that Natalia was
that ruthless? Oh my god?Man, yeah, exactly, hey man.
(08:13):
But yeah, like traffic, sometimesyou're like, man, I'm just
gonna roll a little bit, andif we're talking about low key breaking the
law, I'm on the double linesand ye straight line. Yeah. Man,
I got the worst luck dog whenI decided that one time where I
was like, you know, I'mjust gonna go in the car pulling whatever.
I got stuck in the car pulling. There was a motorcycle cup up
ahead and it was already off ofhis motorcycle giving somebody at tickets. And
when I cruised by, he sawme and all he did was signal off
(08:37):
of the bike. Man over.You should have signal back to him,
like if you didn't, like,if you didn't understand the signal, you
should just take your two fingers andput him up to your forehead like,
hey, what's up man? Hewasn't even on his bike. Bro pulled
over the pull over, nab bro. Yeah, many, I would have
just like, hey, how areyou doing? Then? When you pulled
me out, if you would havejumped on his bike and got me like
(08:58):
put the lights one that I wouldhave pulled over. But I would have
been like, dude, I didnot know, Like that's what that neighbor.
You should have signaled baby in theback. Yeah all that I was
like twenty two years later, nowhe coming with stuff. Yeah I should
have did that. Yeah, takeboth your hands off the wheel. And
then she had her hands like youcreated in the baby. And then you
(09:22):
have to bring it up high overyour over the windows and say, yeah,
I heard that crating in the baby. But you pulled over her for
you. That's that good Samaritan orwhatever he was, a good Samaritan wouldn't
have been in that lang. Alrighty, there it is man, How did
you low key break the law?Hit us up? Big Boy Neighborhood eighties?
(09:45):
You find a big boy from BigBoys Neighborhood on iHeart Radio. Boy.
There's another in case you missed inmoment with us. My brother he
went viral for something that he said. And it happened when you asked him
how many wives he had? Bigboy. That would always leave the speculation
really like that. People would justdo this, I have one. Do
(10:05):
you have more than me? Yes, without a doubt. See your life
is difficult because you gotta just focuson one thing all the time. On
a lot more, it seemed likeit'd be harder to focus on more.
Well, okay, put it thisway, so let's have hypothetically you got
four ferraris different colors. Every dayyou dress your outfit, you know which
you want to put in right,It makes your life easier when you have
(10:26):
only one red one. Then you'relike, damn, how am I going
to look at this one tomorrow andthe next week? Makes life makes it
open no sense me. Thank youfor listening. It is. You're probably
the big boy big boys neighborhood.You can catch more of us right here
on I heard radio
Welcome to another episode of the BigBoy Boy Speak on podcast Big Boys.
Neighborhood Natalia is up in here inneighborhood News, Natalia, what you got?
I got a confession, guys,all right, and this is like
a real confession. This is likesomething like that her confession, something that
I've done. I've broken the law. You stepped on a crack, right,
No, I broke the law.I'm a thief bag all right?
(00:23):
Oh my god, we know youare, yet you just try to hide
behind his good dream. We'll goahead, which one you want to share
with us? This is all accordingto a lawyer on TikTok, the TikTok
lawyer. So here's what happened.I do this all the time, and
I know I'm not the only one. So y'all thieves too. So you
know, when you go to thestore and you're like shopping around, you're
picking things out, putting in yourcart, and you're like, I'm a
(00:44):
little hungry or I'm a little thirsty, so you decide to like snack a
little while you're shopping, and thenyou pay for it. In the end,
I'm still paying for it. Right. Turns out, according to this
lawyer, that is still theft.Listen to what, man, can you
legally start consuming an item before youcheck it out? At a grocery store,
the property ownership of an item beforeyou checked it out belongs to the
grocery store, so your consumption ofit before you actually own the product is
(01:08):
technically theft. But most grocery storesdoesn't matter of policy and good business practice,
will just let you do it right. But you can take the whole
aisle and walk out with it.I don't have to run out anymore,
man, Man, If they hadthese laws back when I was like struggling,
struggling, man, I would havebeen like, thank for dinner.
(01:30):
And I'm gonna tell you, man, I do eat in the store,
So do I. And then I'lltake it up, you know. And
I'm glad I'll take it up becauseback in the day that would have just
ate it and walked out. Youknow what I'm saying. They do say.
It gets a little ippy too ifyou are get if you are buying
something that needs to be weighed andthen you took off. I know when
I'm in the store, I changedthe pounds of the grapes he's walking around,
I know I changed the pounds ofthe grapes. But just like,
(01:53):
yeah, and I'll give them thisstuff. But I thought that it wasn't
considered that until it crossed the threshold, like once you out, because even
in a store, they'll let youput something in your pants in your pocket
and then it doesn't become theft untilyou walk out the store with Yeah.
Man, yeah, like I wasat the store yesterday, I put two
avocados in my hoodie knowing I wasgonna pay for but yeah, if you
(02:15):
walk out. But hey, youknow that's a TikTok lawyer, So yeah,
I better listen to that, youknow what I'm saying. He got
seven hundred followers, you know,So for those out there, man,
we did not know we were breakingthe law. And I'm gonna tell you
now that I know, I'm stillgoing to do it. How did you
low key break the law? Howdid you low key break the law?
(02:36):
All right, I know I lowkey break the law. Have you ever
went down a one way street becauseyou needed just a little bit of it?
Yeah, yeah, just just alittle bit, you know, nothing
crazy, you know, but thatdown a one way street? How did
you know or how did you lowkey break the law. I mentioned this
before, Doug, and I guessI feel bad now that. Okay,
that's a different one to different thatI mentioned this. Man. Yes,
(02:59):
when I do go to the store, man, go get me some beer.
And I asked, hey, canyou get me a bag of ice
on there? Can you add iton please? And then when I walk
over there with my carts and Iopened the fridge and I grabbed the bag
of ice. Sometimes I accidentally grabbedtwo of them and I just put him
in my cart and then walked ry. Right, man, And you still
do that even though you're you're Louis. And remember that was you who said
(03:23):
you're not like regular people or something. That was you? Right, So,
so this is the Louise. You'restill in three dollars worth of ice.
Ry Sometimes when I'm like, yeah, the RCE is too expensive,
I'm just gonna grab two. Thisis this is the Louis I'm talking about,
right, A regular person. Yeah, that's when you say you're not
a regular person. You're not aregular person, right, right, So
(03:45):
this is Louis, the blessed Louisstill in three dollars where you know what,
I'm not here to l come on, man, I'm not here to
myself alight. We had a caller, Dawn, who I was trying to
get on, but he was sayingthat how him and his wife they would
go to hometown. But heay,but before they left the house they would
get tupperware. When they got there. They're like, I know this is
breaking the law. But he wouldeat there and then he would put some
extra food to take it to go. Yeah. And if that is low
(04:06):
key breaking breaking the law, Ido that, hey man. And Jason,
our producer, he's seen this aswell. Man, I'll empty I'll
like a little backpack and I'll godown to to the buffet and I'll wrap
some stuff up. I'll wrap somestuff up in a napkin bro and bring
it up for later. Yeah.Stuff is expensive. Yeah, and I
remember when buffet's used to be cheap. Now buffets are like, Man,
(04:27):
you might as well go to likea Benny Hannahs or sit down somewhere.
Bring Tony into the neighborhoods. Hewas going down with Tony up in here,
Tony. Hello, Hello, Hellothere Tony, Tony. How did
or how do you low key breakthe law? I went to I was
like, low yes, yesterday.So I'll called my mom and she was
like, all right, I'll takeyou twenty five ran. I ran to
(04:49):
the HC and brought that offs andI went to the gas station. I
gave them the twenty five dollars,big baby. If I didn't feel the
car up to whoa man, heydude, people are like, that's not
low key breaking the law. That'sa blessing. Man. So start here's
(05:13):
a crazy part. I start anew job tomorrow. I have no I
had no gas for entire week,right, hey man, I really can't
condone this, but I love it. Oh man, that's crazy. Wow,
hey man, let me tell youthey make so much off a gas
right, A gas is ridiculous,man, in California six dollars plus average
(05:35):
national average three dollars and some change. It is, yes, national average,
like three dollars and change. Man. Yeah. Man. It happened
to me one time where I wentto gas station and for whatever reason,
it let me like continue to pourwithout me putting my credit card in.
So I filled it up. Andthen after that, now when I do
pump, I make sure I getmy receipt and make close out. So
(05:58):
you want somebody won't do to youwhat you did to somebody else. I
heard that man posted. I thinkon Spiritual World. They just posted that
to live in California, the minimal, like the minimum you have to make
it like eighty thousands. Oh yeah, you said on Spiritual World. Yeah,
I think spiritual shouldn't even looking atSpiritual World. Look at it just
by the name. I don't knowexactly what Spiritual World is, but you
(06:21):
definitely shouldn't be on there. Yeah, my Spiritual World, you need to
be on Get over the world.I ain't mad at you. I'm glad
that you tell you the truth.I'm a little jealous on a little salty
man. Yeah. Gas is ridiculous. Yeah, man, I was at
the gas station right and there wasa guy. He walked away from the
(06:44):
pump really and his thing didn't doan automatic cutoff. The gas kept coming
out of it. Oh yeah,man, And that happened to me one
time. I was in Philly andthe rental car. I've never seen that
before and when I yeah, itkept pouring. Man, it about it,
and I was in line getting stuffby the time I came out.
But when I saw him, Iwent and I told him, I said,
hey, yeah, it's still going. Yeah, man, we're gonna
(07:06):
bring Justin into the neighborhoods. Hewas going down with Justin. Justin.
Hello, Hello, love the HelloJustin, Justin. How do you low
key or how did you low keybreak the law? Man? Let me
tell you about this four old fiveman. Anytime, anytime of the day,
I'm traveling into north Ridge to LAI got to stop hopping that car
(07:27):
pool lane. And it didn't nobodyin the car with me, right hey,
man, let me tell you,Justin. I've know I risked it
all before in that car pool lane. And even when you roll by and
you see like, fine a threehundred and thirty dollars, you're like,
I got a chance. Yeah,man, before it had, Before I
had my son, I never jumpedinto the carpool lane without anybody because I
was too sick. Because your mother, Teresa, Yes, what you can
(07:48):
do it when you have a baby. Right, so, baby the car
seat. Now that I got thecar seat in the back, I have
definitely jumped in because I'm like,I got a baby the back of the
baby. Yeah, hell yeah,there it is. Man. You might
have go go down from murder.Oh my god, listen to her.
Hey man, justin did you haveman? Did you know that Natalia was
that ruthless? Oh my god?Man, yeah, exactly, hey man.
(08:13):
But yeah, like traffic, sometimesyou're like, man, I'm just
gonna roll a little bit, andif we're talking about low key breaking the
law, I'm on the double linesand ye straight line. Yeah. Man,
I got the worst luck dog whenI decided that one time where I
was like, you know, I'mjust gonna go in the car pulling whatever.
I got stuck in the car pulling. There was a motorcycle cup up
ahead and it was already off ofhis motorcycle giving somebody at tickets. And
when I cruised by, he sawme and all he did was signal off
(08:37):
of the bike. Man over.You should have signal back to him,
like if you didn't, like,if you didn't understand the signal, you
should just take your two fingers andput him up to your forehead like,
hey, what's up man? Hewasn't even on his bike. Bro pulled
over the pull over, nab bro. Yeah, many, I would have
just like, hey, how areyou doing? Then? When you pulled
me out, if you would havejumped on his bike and got me like
(08:58):
put the lights one that I wouldhave pulled over. But I would have
been like, dude, I didnot know, Like that's what that neighbor.
You should have signaled baby in theback. Yeah all that I was
like twenty two years later, nowhe coming with stuff. Yeah I should
have did that. Yeah, takeboth your hands off the wheel. And
then she had her hands like youcreated in the baby. And then you
(09:22):
have to bring it up high overyour over the windows and say, yeah,
I heard that crating in the baby. But you pulled over her for
you. That's that good Samaritan orwhatever he was, a good Samaritan wouldn't
have been in that lang. Alrighty, there it is man, How did
you low key break the law?Hit us up? Big Boy Neighborhood eighties?
(09:45):
You find a big boy from BigBoys Neighborhood on iHeart Radio. Boy.
There's another in case you missed inmoment with us. My brother he
went viral for something that he said. And it happened when you asked him
how many wives he had? Bigboy. That would always leave the speculation
really like that. People would justdo this, I have one. Do
(10:05):
you have more than me? Yes, without a doubt. See your life
is difficult because you gotta just focuson one thing all the time. On
a lot more, it seemed likeit'd be harder to focus on more.
Well, okay, put it thisway, so let's have hypothetically you got
four ferraris different colors. Every dayyou dress your outfit, you know which
you want to put in right,It makes your life easier when you have
(10:26):
only one red one. Then you'relike, damn, how am I going
to look at this one tomorrow andthe next week? Makes life makes it
open no sense me. Thank youfor listening. It is. You're probably
the big boy big boys neighborhood.You can catch more of us right here
on I heard radio
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