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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, guys, here we are last break of the day. Listen.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
If you missed your favorite part of today's show, you
can catch us up or catch up with the Steve
Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
On demand on the free iHeartRadio app. Don't miss a moment, please,
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Speaker 2 (00:14):
Want to, and it's free. All right, Steve, we have
a question for you. This is from Darlene in Kansas City, Missouri.
Darlene said, my son is getting married next weekend at
the courthouse and he wants me to come to the ceremony.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
But I can't go down there.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
I have a warrant for my arrest for not paying
a fine, and I can't tell my son because he
gave me the money to pay it months ago. I
spent it on a bracelet instead. I can't pay the
fine before his wedding day, and I'm scared if I
go down there, I might get embarrassed.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Steve, can I.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Borrow seventeen fifty seventeen hundred and fifty dollars.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Here a child? You can?
Speaker 4 (01:00):
I was seventeen hundred and fifty. But who you gonna
get it from from me?
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Yeah? Steve, I.
Speaker 5 (01:10):
Don't know you, and obviously you ain't you're irresponsible, trifle ling.
The son gave you the money. You bought a bracelet
with it. You need to go pall on that bracelet.
That's what you need to do. That's like this little
boy asked his father one time. He had learned he
was about nine years old. He's a he's about eleven
(01:32):
years old, and he learned about kidney transplants in school
and he came on and asked his father. He said, Dad,
if he was buttoning his coat so he could go
to school, he said, Dad, if I had a kidney,
if I needed a kidney transplant, would you give it
to me?
Speaker 4 (01:50):
He said for what? So you can leave it up
at the school like that coach you did.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
And so I'm not giving you a damn thing right here,
And hear what, I give you a kidney for so
you can leave it up at the school like you
did that code I brought you. So that kind of
goes back to that.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Yeah, irresponsibility, Yeah.
Speaker 5 (02:14):
Yeah, just irresponsible. No, lady, I don't have seventeen for you,
And that's just that's just so trifling. Yeah, and now
your son wants you there, so I think you should
go on to go to the courthouse because you're just
going into witnesses. So you just have to go through
security and that ain't nothing right there, and just go.
There's nothing there. Sheriffs at the.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Courthouse, not police. Everything. Sheriff's at the courthouse, not the police.
Speaker 5 (02:44):
So you can go ahead on and they don't check
I d They just got to go through the metal detective.
You'll be fine just going in there. If anybody asked
you for ID to go in there and just say
I'm his mother.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
I didn't bring any.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Oh, because they know me and they're gonna let her in.
Just not saying that right, they know myself.
Speaker 5 (03:08):
But you know, it's just going to a wedding, so
it's just a courthouse, just a lot in building.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
How long was that wedding at the courtouse? Fifteen? Real quick?
Speaker 4 (03:16):
Fifteen?
Speaker 1 (03:17):
About five?
Speaker 3 (03:19):
God, oh, there's short.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Hey, Steve, if you could look like anyone, if you
could look like anyone in the world, who would it
be besides yourself? Of course, if you could make like anyone.
Speaker 5 (03:35):
Girl, You know now what I want to look strange for.
I got enough going on.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
I don't be the wrong around. Look at it hard.
There ain't never been no gold in mine to look odd.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Well, Tommy thinks he's handsome. Steve, so that's there's that
thinks thinks. Okay, well take Tommy off the table. Denzel
indrests shot all of it. Yeah, borth kodro Brad. Who
what's the guy white.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Snow Fall? What's the guy from Snowfall?
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Oh? Damnson interests?
Speaker 4 (04:15):
Uh huh, I hear what. I want to look like
him for he's cute. They say he's sexy, though he
is to certain people.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Well might you might be one of them.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
I've met him before, I ain't. Wasn't nothing cute about
his last How you look? So we don't worry about
how you look.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
You might be a nice little t dig though you
could be a nice little tad.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Who's Steve? The question is still on the table.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
I don't really, I don't know. I ain't never wanted
to look like nobody.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
But you probably want to be the rock. You probably
want be the rock.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
His body, Yeah, the body.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Ain't gonna be to keep up on his body.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
You don't want his body.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
I don't want his body. No, I'm gonna use all.
Speaker 5 (05:14):
If I had that body, I'd be on my way
to hell.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
If I you not for evil purposes.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
What I won't see that.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
There's more where that comes from.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Well, there's Denzel, your dog.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
I get put off family feel and everything. Why is
he keep coming around this corner without his shirt on?
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Let's play the few.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Top surveys on the board.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Yes, put your shirt on. You have to be naked
every day.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Hey, this celebrity family start doing it.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
You just out on for it. Celeberty family, pew the show,
come on now, come boy.
Speaker 5 (06:06):
You know that's for the dude that tried to get
rid of me over at NBC. That's for him.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (06:14):
I dedicate God opening doors for me right in front
of my enemies who closed or slam them in my face.
Thought he just ruined my career. It was just a
calculated move. We'll get rid of the talk show and
we'll get rid of a little big shots all that
when both of them were hits.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Yeah, oh yeah, Andy, y'all have a great day. God
talk to.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
For all Steve Harvey contests, no purchase necessary, void We're prohibited.
Participants must be legal US residents at least eighteen years old,
unless otherwise stated. For complete contest rules, visit Steve Harvey
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All right, guys, here we are last break of the day. Listen.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
If you missed your favorite part of today's show, you
can catch us up or catch up with the Steve
Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
On demand on the free iHeartRadio app. Don't miss a moment, please,
you don't.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Want to, and it's free. All right, Steve, we have
a question for you. This is from Darlene in Kansas City, Missouri.
Darlene said, my son is getting married next weekend at
the courthouse and he wants me to come to the ceremony.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
But I can't go down there.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
I have a warrant for my arrest for not paying
a fine, and I can't tell my son because he
gave me the money to pay it months ago. I
spent it on a bracelet instead. I can't pay the
fine before his wedding day, and I'm scared if I
go down there, I might get embarrassed.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Steve, can I.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Borrow seventeen fifty seventeen hundred and fifty dollars.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Here a child? You can?
Speaker 4 (01:00):
I was seventeen hundred and fifty. But who you gonna
get it from from me?
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Yeah? Steve, I.
Speaker 5 (01:10):
Don't know you, and obviously you ain't you're irresponsible, trifle ling.
The son gave you the money. You bought a bracelet
with it. You need to go pall on that bracelet.
That's what you need to do. That's like this little
boy asked his father one time. He had learned he
was about nine years old. He's a he's about eleven
(01:32):
years old, and he learned about kidney transplants in school
and he came on and asked his father. He said, Dad,
if he was buttoning his coat so he could go
to school, he said, Dad, if I had a kidney,
if I needed a kidney transplant, would you give it
to me?
Speaker 4 (01:50):
He said for what? So you can leave it up
at the school like that coach you did.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
And so I'm not giving you a damn thing right here,
And hear what, I give you a kidney for so
you can leave it up at the school like you
did that code I brought you. So that kind of
goes back to that.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Yeah, irresponsibility, Yeah.
Speaker 5 (02:14):
Yeah, just irresponsible. No, lady, I don't have seventeen for you,
And that's just that's just so trifling. Yeah, and now
your son wants you there, so I think you should
go on to go to the courthouse because you're just
going into witnesses. So you just have to go through
security and that ain't nothing right there, and just go.
There's nothing there. Sheriffs at the.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Courthouse, not police. Everything. Sheriff's at the courthouse, not the police.
Speaker 5 (02:44):
So you can go ahead on and they don't check
I d They just got to go through the metal detective.
You'll be fine just going in there. If anybody asked
you for ID to go in there and just say
I'm his mother.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
I didn't bring any.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Oh, because they know me and they're gonna let her in.
Just not saying that right, they know myself.
Speaker 5 (03:08):
But you know, it's just going to a wedding, so
it's just a courthouse, just a lot in building.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
How long was that wedding at the courtouse? Fifteen? Real quick?
Speaker 4 (03:16):
Fifteen?
Speaker 1 (03:17):
About five?
Speaker 3 (03:19):
God, oh, there's short.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Hey, Steve, if you could look like anyone, if you
could look like anyone in the world, who would it
be besides yourself? Of course, if you could make like anyone.
Speaker 5 (03:35):
Girl, You know now what I want to look strange for.
I got enough going on.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
I don't be the wrong around. Look at it hard.
There ain't never been no gold in mine to look odd.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Well, Tommy thinks he's handsome. Steve, so that's there's that
thinks thinks. Okay, well take Tommy off the table. Denzel
indrests shot all of it. Yeah, borth kodro Brad. Who
what's the guy white.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Snow Fall? What's the guy from Snowfall?
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Oh? Damnson interests?
Speaker 4 (04:15):
Uh huh, I hear what. I want to look like
him for he's cute. They say he's sexy, though he
is to certain people.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Well might you might be one of them.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
I've met him before, I ain't. Wasn't nothing cute about
his last How you look? So we don't worry about
how you look.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
You might be a nice little t dig though you
could be a nice little tad.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Who's Steve? The question is still on the table.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
I don't really, I don't know. I ain't never wanted
to look like nobody.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
But you probably want to be the rock. You probably
want be the rock.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
His body, Yeah, the body.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Ain't gonna be to keep up on his body.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
You don't want his body.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
I don't want his body. No, I'm gonna use all.
Speaker 5 (05:14):
If I had that body, I'd be on my way
to hell.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
If I you not for evil purposes.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
What I won't see that.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
There's more where that comes from.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Well, there's Denzel, your dog.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
I get put off family feel and everything. Why is
he keep coming around this corner without his shirt on?
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Let's play the few.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Top surveys on the board.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Yes, put your shirt on. You have to be naked
every day.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Hey, this celebrity family start doing it.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
You just out on for it. Celeberty family, pew the show,
come on now, come boy.
Speaker 5 (06:06):
You know that's for the dude that tried to get
rid of me over at NBC. That's for him.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (06:14):
I dedicate God opening doors for me right in front
of my enemies who closed or slam them in my face.
Thought he just ruined my career. It was just a
calculated move. We'll get rid of the talk show and
we'll get rid of a little big shots all that
when both of them were hits.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Yeah, oh yeah, Andy, y'all have a great day. God
talk to.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
For all Steve Harvey contests, no purchase necessary, void We're prohibited.
Participants must be legal US residents at least eighteen years old,
unless otherwise stated. For complete contest rules, visit Steve Harvey
FM dot com you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show,
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