September 19, 2023 • 7 mins
Today in Closing Remarks, Big Dog can't stop but talk about those damn dogs. LMBAO!!!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, here we are guys on this Tuesday, our
last break of the day. It's been a good day, Steve.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Before we get out.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Of here, we do have one more Facebook question for you.
This one's from Hunter and it's one of our white listeners.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
We do would haunt it. Well, you said you never
had a black dude named Hauna nowhere? All right?
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Hunter says, my mom has a dog, but you think
she'd given birth to another child. Three years ago, she
brought home a pure bred Border Collie. The dog is
great and it's really good for her since she's alone
a lot of the time, but the cries for attention
are getting ridiculous. Next weekend, she's having a third birthday
party for Chloe, that's the dog's name. She knows and
(00:48):
wants it to be a giant celebration, even hiring a DJ.
It's not like we don't spend time with mom once
a week, so it's not you never come over issue,
But these dogs buggy birthday parties where presents are expected
are just ridiculous. I've told her I'm not interested in
bringing my family over this time around, and the guilt
(01:10):
came over like a waterfall. Is there any way to
win in this one. I really have better things to do,
and I don't want to do this every year.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
I just don't y'all know how y'all are about dogs.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
I don't know what the surprise is, y'all y'o dogs?
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Now?
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Do I know black people that love dogs? Y'all do? Oh? Yeah?
My wife. My wife loves that damn dog of ours.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Man lets him in the house, have him sitting around
with his big ass, and I'll be going, hey, hey, hey, hey,
you know, but y'all know how y'all are about these dogs.
But now you got to start putting your foot down
a little. Stop all this feeling guilty because you don't
want to go over your mama house. Called Chloe damn birthday.
(02:04):
Chloe is a dog. Chloe don't even know it's his
damn birthday. Chloe don't like DJ's Chloe. I don't care
what Chloe is. Boy girl with a vow to Collie,
I don't care what it is.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
I don't even care Choe. Don't nobody give it.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Damn this dog don't even know it's its birthday. We're
not throwing no party for no damn dog. Wasting all
this money on this damn dog.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Man.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
I know a lady that had let me tell you something,
she used to have parties for her dogs. They would
have themes where everybody had these little dogs. You had
everybody had left dogs, right, you had to dress your
dog up on the theme. They had bowls, play setting
with the dog's names on it. They had little collars
that each one of the dogs would put on when
(02:57):
they came in, and all this.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Hell.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Man, my wife said, Steve, we got invited to this.
I know you're not gonna go. I know good here, well,
I ain't going. I'm not driving this little damn ragged
ass dog over nobody house talking about were going to
a dinner and it was at a hotel. She had
rented a little room out and everything else. You are like, man,
(03:23):
shitty me sitting up here watching these damn dogs in
here eating out the wrong bowl. That's not your bowl,
that's Quincey's bowl. Well, I don't know if anybody told
you how. Any damn dog can't read. So you know,
I know, you know, Mama, y'all you're gonna have to
stop this. You're gonna have to have this party by yourself.
(03:46):
I'm not bringing my kids over here to celebrate this
damn dog.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
I'm just a knock man. It's a dog.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
But what difference?
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Doesn't that it makes the mom happy?
Speaker 1 (03:57):
So what y'all come celebrate?
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Well, Chloe, dog dog, I'm not doing that.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
So Hunters should tell his mom just like that.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
K doing it. Ain't my wing gonna baby make it
this year.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Anything, But then she'll make him feel guilty. Steve, and
he's asking, is there any way to win in this
situation if grand.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Baby having surgery that day?
Speaker 1 (04:24):
No? No, he just says he doesn't want to do this.
Every can can He tell his mom.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
That Disneyland, your mama gonna have to get over this.
Now it's a damn dog. It's a dog.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
But the dog is a dog's members are members of
the family and everything.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
I got it.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Yeah, they are dogs are members of the family.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
This family member eat off the flow sometimes, this family member,
you don't get up in time, we'll drop a load
down there by that. Damn Now, this family member, y'all
keep talking about family member got flaws this family you
gotta call it your family member.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Sheds. Okay, it's a dog.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
They do they're so loyal. They are loyal, But them
as dogs. They dogs. I don't care what y'all say. Man,
they dogs, they family members. But your family member is
a dog. See, now get a man and call him
a dog, and then we got a damn problem. Don't
(05:42):
But then you get a dog and now you're gonna
treat the dog like he like all that? Where we
going to the dogthday party?
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Cloyd?
Speaker 3 (05:54):
The birthday party? Cloyd don't even know it's their birthday?
Speaker 2 (05:58):
What about the DJ though?
Speaker 3 (06:00):
He DJ Hunter hurt about this birthday party?
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Wait till your mama read the wheel t.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Chloe gets every day.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
That's when you're gonna be hurt because you didn't.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
You see.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
The only thing I being n is waiting on when
the DJ play Atomic Dogs and then.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Shout out to the queues.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Hey, y'all have a great day today. Talk to God.
He'd absolutely love to hear from yall.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
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All right, here we are guys on this Tuesday, our
last break of the day. It's been a good day, Steve.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Before we get out.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Of here, we do have one more Facebook question for you.
This one's from Hunter and it's one of our white listeners.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
We do would haunt it. Well, you said you never
had a black dude named Hauna nowhere? All right?
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Hunter says, my mom has a dog, but you think
she'd given birth to another child. Three years ago, she
brought home a pure bred Border Collie. The dog is
great and it's really good for her since she's alone
a lot of the time, but the cries for attention
are getting ridiculous. Next weekend, she's having a third birthday
party for Chloe, that's the dog's name. She knows and
(00:48):
wants it to be a giant celebration, even hiring a DJ.
It's not like we don't spend time with mom once
a week, so it's not you never come over issue,
But these dogs buggy birthday parties where presents are expected
are just ridiculous. I've told her I'm not interested in
bringing my family over this time around, and the guilt
(01:10):
came over like a waterfall. Is there any way to
win in this one. I really have better things to do,
and I don't want to do this every year.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
I just don't y'all know how y'all are about dogs.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
I don't know what the surprise is, y'all y'o dogs?
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Now?
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Do I know black people that love dogs? Y'all do? Oh? Yeah?
My wife. My wife loves that damn dog of ours.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Man lets him in the house, have him sitting around
with his big ass, and I'll be going, hey, hey, hey, hey,
you know, but y'all know how y'all are about these dogs.
But now you got to start putting your foot down
a little. Stop all this feeling guilty because you don't
want to go over your mama house. Called Chloe damn birthday.
(02:04):
Chloe is a dog. Chloe don't even know it's his
damn birthday. Chloe don't like DJ's Chloe. I don't care
what Chloe is. Boy girl with a vow to Collie,
I don't care what it is.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
I don't even care Choe. Don't nobody give it.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Damn this dog don't even know it's its birthday. We're
not throwing no party for no damn dog. Wasting all
this money on this damn dog.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Man.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
I know a lady that had let me tell you something,
she used to have parties for her dogs. They would
have themes where everybody had these little dogs. You had
everybody had left dogs, right, you had to dress your
dog up on the theme. They had bowls, play setting
with the dog's names on it. They had little collars
that each one of the dogs would put on when
(02:57):
they came in, and all this.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Hell.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Man, my wife said, Steve, we got invited to this.
I know you're not gonna go. I know good here, well,
I ain't going. I'm not driving this little damn ragged
ass dog over nobody house talking about were going to
a dinner and it was at a hotel. She had
rented a little room out and everything else. You are like, man,
(03:23):
shitty me sitting up here watching these damn dogs in
here eating out the wrong bowl. That's not your bowl,
that's Quincey's bowl. Well, I don't know if anybody told
you how. Any damn dog can't read. So you know,
I know, you know, Mama, y'all you're gonna have to
stop this. You're gonna have to have this party by yourself.
(03:46):
I'm not bringing my kids over here to celebrate this
damn dog.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
I'm just a knock man. It's a dog.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
But what difference?
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Doesn't that it makes the mom happy?
Speaker 1 (03:57):
So what y'all come celebrate?
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Well, Chloe, dog dog, I'm not doing that.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
So Hunters should tell his mom just like that.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
K doing it. Ain't my wing gonna baby make it
this year.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Anything, But then she'll make him feel guilty. Steve, and
he's asking, is there any way to win in this
situation if grand.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Baby having surgery that day?
Speaker 1 (04:24):
No? No, he just says he doesn't want to do this.
Every can can He tell his mom.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
That Disneyland, your mama gonna have to get over this.
Now it's a damn dog. It's a dog.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
But the dog is a dog's members are members of
the family and everything.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
I got it.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Yeah, they are dogs are members of the family.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
This family member eat off the flow sometimes, this family member,
you don't get up in time, we'll drop a load
down there by that. Damn Now, this family member, y'all
keep talking about family member got flaws this family you
gotta call it your family member.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Sheds. Okay, it's a dog.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
They do they're so loyal. They are loyal, But them
as dogs. They dogs. I don't care what y'all say. Man,
they dogs, they family members. But your family member is
a dog. See, now get a man and call him
a dog, and then we got a damn problem. Don't
(05:42):
But then you get a dog and now you're gonna
treat the dog like he like all that? Where we
going to the dogthday party?
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Cloyd?
Speaker 3 (05:54):
The birthday party? Cloyd don't even know it's their birthday?
Speaker 2 (05:58):
What about the DJ though?
Speaker 3 (06:00):
He DJ Hunter hurt about this birthday party?
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Wait till your mama read the wheel t.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Chloe gets every day.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
That's when you're gonna be hurt because you didn't.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
You see.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
The only thing I being n is waiting on when
the DJ play Atomic Dogs and then.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Shout out to the queues.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Hey, y'all have a great day today. Talk to God.
He'd absolutely love to hear from yall.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
For all Steve Harvey contests, no purchase necessary, void were prohibited.
Participants must be legal US residents at least eighteen years old,
unless otherwise stated. For complete contest rules, visit Steve Harvey
FM dot com. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show
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