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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, here we are guys, last break of the
day on this Wednesday hump day. Now, Steve, instead of closing,
you wanted to do something different.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
You know the other day Steven A. Smith threw out
the first pitch at the Yankees game. Okay, it was horrible,
So Molly Quinn digs at him whenever she gets the chance.
So they gave us a call and said, Steve, have
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you seen the pitch? And I saw the pitch. They said,
would you call in to roast stephen A.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Smith? It would be my honor, that's what you said.
So it was a phone call, so I called, so
it won't be different from the radio.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
They showed stephen A throwing the pitch out several times
on the screen, and they had a picture of me
up just a headshot and me talking to Steven A. Smith,
Molly Quinn and Ryan Clark. Here's the phone call.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Molly Quinn, Howard, Steve Harvey, good morning. Oh did you
see what happened last? Oh god? First of all, let
me say, oh my god, the embarrassed Smith. That has
been a heat upon me. You know how many calls
out and took from my frat. Brother's going, Hey, man,
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ain't Stephen, ain't your boy? Yeah, kind Stephen a Smith brother, Man,
I love your dog, but I could not believe what
I saw. Now, everybody been kind of, you know, going
light and you know my boy Ryan, he's your pardon
and everything. I listened to him. Man, I don't know
if anybody's called the end of the day who's actually
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thrown out a first pitch. But I've actually thrown out
a first pitch at the clubs game in Chicago. I
walked up to the mound. I'm actually ten twelve years
older than you. I lean back, I plick Kepper on
it dead center of the mid knife pop what she
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did yesterday, Oh my god, sucks. It just sucks to
the highest. You know. First of all, let me tell
you what it was for Lee Stevens. It was that
veragance stroll up to the mound and that care free
slip of the ball like you had just struck out
the previous eleven last battle. I can't just do. It
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was amazing to me. And then you copped back and
you threw that bunny hop ass baseball. It damn near
road to the testuer me. The other thing everybody's been
talking about that little wild leg. I know what the
wild leg was for Stephens. When you get through it,
you sawry it was showing, so you tried to kick it.
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I cand right, and then the worship. Oh I've been
waiting on this phone call. Thank y'all for taking to
call my Look. The worship of it for me was
the wrist slip at the end. What the hell was
that about? You held it out like somebody was Then Oh, Stephen,
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what happened? Don I choke?
Speaker 4 (03:32):
Bro I got I was, I was doing fine, I
was ready, and then I got up on that man
man and it looked like it was a mile away.
I said, oh, my lord, what am I doing here?
What the what the hell has happened to me?
Speaker 3 (03:45):
You know? I mean, I don't know what that man
all before? No, no, no, I pulled out the I
had kepper on the ball. I'd never thrown out one before.
I sent a picture of Molly. I wish they had it.
I know they did.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
Right there, it's right there there we go.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Yeah, yeah, we got for you. Yep. Oh my god,
see that over the top. The release from the top,
that's how you throw a baseball. You'll throw was damn
near fifty cents. The only thing the difference between you
and fifty cent was kids with wade left. That's the
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only difference.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
Even mine straight, Mine went my, mine went straight, and
eventually it got over home plate.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
That's my argument.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
Eventually you got over home play.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
That's what happened. Are you really are you really trying
to hang on to that? No?
Speaker 4 (04:43):
No, listen, man, you know baseball O two pitch breaking ball.
You know Vladimirka River would have swung at that pitch.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
That's what that's that's what.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
That's No, what I'm thinking that where I'm coming from.
Listen to me. The only athlete that would have swung
at that is a golfer. That's the only person and
that swings at that pitch. It wasn't an O and
two breaking ball. It was a broken arm. You threw
that ball. Look at that picture, man, you see that poem.
That's athletic. Oh and then le Bron you know I
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did good? Oh my goodness, I bowed. I'm so good.
He can I say one to think? Ryan? I gotta
take it. I've been watching you, boy, I got I've
been watching you. Man. Ryan Clark is strong and so much.
Next up that boy and Molly Quinn. You're gonna be
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a major star. You're gonna be a major nice Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Yeah, you know.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Because when he strolled up to the plate, he was
walking up there, you know how he walked like he
owned everything. Was tossing the ball like yeah, tossing it
up and down, catching that said. Okay, apologize all my
frat brothers that called me coming. Hey man, Steven ain't
your boy?
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Yeah Canada.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Kanda, Hey, y'all listen, try to remember something today. No
matter what you got that, no matter what you're going through,
God is there. Don't think he's not watching. Don't think
he don't care, because he does. He gonna get you through.
I'm living with me. God will get you through anything. Y'all.
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Take care of talk to God today. He'd absolutely love
to hear from you. All right, y'all have a good one. Man,
See y'all tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
YEP.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
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