Boom goes the WATER HEATER

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Shoot us a text text JJR whatever's on your mind

(00:03):
to ninety six eight nine three beautiful weather in Arizona.
Beautiful weather, love living here. Got it this morning. I
was walking around. I'm looking at it outside right now.
It's freaking fantastic. What happened? Speaking of weather and stuff,
Kyle at your house.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
So Friday night going into Saturday morning, my daughter Addie,
she is eleven, and she had kind of like not
been feeling great the past two days. I had to
pick her up early from school, but it kind of
seemed like nothing was really going on. She didn't have
a super high fever, she just felt like miserable. So
I'm like, you're fine. Well, Friday night, two thirty of

(00:39):
the morning, she comes to me. She's like, I really
can't sleep, I don't feel okay. And I'm like, okay,
let's take your temperature. See what's going on. And she's like, well,
I had it with me in the car. And I'm like, okay,
I'll go into the garage and get it out of
the car.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
And what was with her at the car the thermometer?

Speaker 4 (00:54):
Oh why did she carrey the thermometer.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Because she wasn't feeling well. So she was like trying
to prove to me that some thing was wrong. So
so anyways, so I go out to the garage and
immediately I hear this like water noise, like a waterfall,
and I look over and our hot water heater is
like gushing water the ground. And I'm like, Okay, this

(01:16):
sucks because this just happened like three years ago with
the exact same water heater.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
And I'm like, I know exactly what's gonna happen.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
It's just the water's going to keep coming out, and
I don't know how to stop it.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
So I had to run in. I woke Scott up.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
He came out, he stopped it, and thankfully, uh like,
we got someone out right away, shout out to Collin's.
Collins Commercial Services came out right away, and they honestly
like helped so much because guess what, guys, we need
a new water heater. Oh no, three years after replacing

(01:50):
the same one.

Speaker 4 (01:51):
Those are under like a ten year warranty or anything
like that.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
So because they're checking actually today to see if we
can replace it under warranty, but they're thinking it's like
a I think it's like a five or six year warranty.
And since we already it's the first warranty. Oh so
crossing my fingers that we can it still potentially could
be a very expensive thing. Yeah, but my thought was,
oh my gosh, thank god you were sick, and thank

(02:15):
god you thought that the thermometer was out in the garage.
Otherwise I would not have gone out there and we
would have woken up to a completely flooded garage.

Speaker 4 (02:22):
Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
And water damage is.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
So insanely like difficult, because it just water gets in
there and then then the mold destroyed.

Speaker 4 (02:30):
What do they say, like water outside of containers in
your house? Very bad.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
I was talking to this guy. I met this doctor
last week. In fact, I'm going to have him on
my pop. Have been a podcast with him today, the
highly successful Ja Javans podcast. His name is doctor Wolfson
and he's got a huge Instagram following, and I talked
to him Thursday. The dude says, mold is in everybody's house.
He lives in a tent because of mold.

Speaker 4 (02:52):
Are you kidding me? He was in the tent. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:54):
I've heard this new thing about gray mold. Not the
black mold, not the other mold, but gray mold. Is
like almost every and it makes everybody stick their whole lives.

Speaker 4 (03:03):
That's terrible, terrible.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
Yeah, well, I mean hopefully we didn't get more of
that in this situation, but it's like it's kind of
an ongoing thing.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
So we're still dealing with it today. And well, I'll
keep you posted.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
I guess he also wears like cotton underwear, and so
I was like, I need to just cotton some kind
of special underwear that's cotton.

Speaker 4 (03:20):
So what did you say, Patton? I was just wondering.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
You said it like that was a weird thing.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
Well, the way he said it to me, He's like, oh,
my mindwor's cotton. My shirts are cotton. But I don't
know if it's a special kind of Well.

Speaker 5 (03:28):
That might be an unrelated topic. Maybe he's just talking about.

Speaker 4 (03:32):
Speaking of undwear goodness.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
I have like a whatever underwear I have, and I
think my wife throws away underwear when it gets a
hole in it or not, Like I'll wear my underwear
like it's my favorite underwear. Right, So my favorite brand
of underwear is this one particular kind of Calvin Kline
undwear that I bought a long time ago, and I
didn't like it, and now I like it and I
wear it all the time.

Speaker 4 (03:52):
So I tried to buy more of it.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
But you know, when you go to like Calvin Kline
dot com, there's like four hundred different types of underwear
and it's online, you can't try it. So I looked
at the underwear and I thought I found the closest
thing to the undwear that I had. So I bought
two boxes of underwear, two different kinds. And you know,
my wife's been busy and I'm out of underwear. So

(04:15):
we're going to family fest on Saturday, and she went
at eleven and I was going to get there by
three thirty four o'clock. So when I get dressed, I
have no underwear. There's this one box of underwear that
I haven't opened yet. So I open up and it's
like a little bit bigger than a speedo, but not
a speed o.

Speaker 4 (04:32):
Oh oh, I know it's terrible. That doesn't sound comfortable.
It wasn't. I put it on.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
I put it on, and I had to laugh looking
at myself in then ror, like you've got to be
kidding me. So I put it on and I wore
it all day and then yesterday after I you know.
We get up in the morning and I go and
I put on It's time I take a shower, and
I'm talking to my wife. I go, look at this underwear.
I put on this underwear and she starts laughing hysteric. Yeah,
not good at all, because I could laugh at myself,

(04:58):
but she's laughing at me underwear. And I think it's
because I looked like Chris Farley in that sketchy like
it is like my body like sucked up the underwear
like it's terrible.

Speaker 4 (05:09):
I'm wearing No, I'm not wearing it now. She finally
did laundry.

Speaker 5 (05:14):
Now, is there any part of you that wants to
learn how to do laundry just so you could get
your tones clean?

Speaker 4 (05:19):
Nor?

Speaker 1 (05:20):
I that's funny that you say that, because the solution
for me was to buy the right kind of underwear
and buy lots of it.

Speaker 5 (05:25):
So that I can You get through it, okay, but
you don't wash your underwear when it comes out of
the pack.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
I don't know. I put on like I'm wearing a
new shirt right now. I didn't watch it. I just
bought it and put it on.

Speaker 5 (05:35):
Worry about all that is healthy as you are? You
not worried about all those dies getting on.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
Your when I talked to this doctor today. I'll find
out if that's an issue.

Speaker 4 (05:41):
But I don't sure or another guy. No, sureguys underwear.

Speaker 6 (05:45):
You know it's you know, it's funny guys. Is Johnny
was talking about, like, oh, go to calvinkline dot com.
But you know you can't try him on or whatever.

Speaker 4 (05:54):
Do you try underwear on at the store? No, but
you could hold them up and look at it, right, Okay? Okay? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (05:59):
I was like, this is I can see you unwrapping
like six packages of underwear, wash them before you wear.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
I've never done that my entire life. But the other
underwear I like is Lululemon. Is that it Lulim's got
good underwear. But for guys, it's hard to find good
guy underwear, I think, but anywhere and common Klein has
four hundred different versions of it.

Speaker 5 (06:17):
Here's what you should do every Christmas. You should have
your wife get you like a new pack of ten underwear,
and then that's that's by.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
But I don't know what underwear I like. How is
she gonna find out what underwear I like?

Speaker 4 (06:29):
Got my own.

Speaker 3 (06:31):
One and then this is the one.

Speaker 4 (06:34):
You can just keep I can't find it.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
The underwear I'm wearing right now is my favorite underwear
that I don't think they make.

Speaker 4 (06:40):
Anymore, the Calvin Klein stuff.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
Yeah, but anyway, enough about that, uh speak, thaking of
buying clothes and stuff for Christmas? Does everyone's Chrismas shoping done?
Does anyone have Christmas decorations up?

Speaker 4 (06:50):
Do you? Guys? We don't have any up this weekend?
Well you're ahead of it.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
Well okay, So I started to do the math, right
because normally every year we host Thanksgiving, but we're not
hosting Thanksgiving this year, so I don't feel pressure to
like leave the Thanksgiving decorations up at all. And like
this weekend, I'm going on a girls trip, like we
plan it abbs every year, and then next weekend's Thanksgiving
and it's kind of like I kind of wanted to
just be Christmas. Sorry, So we put the tree up.

(07:20):
Scott was like, you know, it's we have an artificial one.
So as he was putting it up, I was trying
to help like spread you know, have to spread the
branches out a little bit, and I literally got war wound,
Like I was like like sliced open my hand it
started bleeding. I had a band aid on it for
a while, and then I thought, I can't wear a.

Speaker 3 (07:35):
Band aid to work, judging.

Speaker 4 (07:42):
That's good.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
So yes, So we had not all of the Christmas
decorations are up, but I feel like I have taken
all Thanksgiving down and I have started the process.

Speaker 3 (07:50):
Like there's a few.

Speaker 2 (07:51):
Christmas decorations here and there, but I feel like I've
been trying to get into the holiday spirit like early,
Like our Christmas cards are already ordered. I have them
in and I'm ready to like address them. I just
don't want to be too overzealous about it, like I
want them to be out maybe December.

Speaker 5 (08:06):
First, yeah, because if people get them too early, they're
gonna forget about them exactly. They don't have their holiday
basket out for the cart.

Speaker 2 (08:11):
I'm not expecting anybody else to be in this same
holiday mode. But Friday night we did have dinner with
Scott's brother his brothers in town. They live out of state,
and I gave them their Christmas presents and I was like,
oh my god, you guys, I might do it. I
might actually be done Christmas shopping before. Like my goal
was Black Friday just to be done by for Black Friday. No,

(08:32):
but well because I want to be able to purchase
things on Black Friday, So I'm giving myself till Black
Friday to.

Speaker 3 (08:37):
Get everything done.

Speaker 2 (08:39):
But like getting their whole family checked off the list
was so satisfying.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
You know, it's I still don't feel like it's Christmas
time yet.

Speaker 4 (08:47):
We don't have any digreations in my house.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
When I watch TV, like Sarah and I Live on Saturdays,
Glenn Powell was the host, and normally this woulda sound weird,
but I get in the Christmas season when I know,
but Sarah not Live. They usually have this set all
Chris and it's not yet, So to me, it's like
they're not celebrating.

Speaker 4 (09:03):
Christmas is your thing, Kyle Is. That's like if you walk.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
Into Target or a Walmart or so especially Target, they
usually have the next holiday ready to go upfront, up
front before like it's too soon, So to me, sounded
not live. They're they're not celebrating it yet. So how
much have we got five weeks? Well?

Speaker 5 (09:25):
Yeah, I mean, but you're you're halfway through November and
my trees going up today. Kyle, and I used you
as an example because we Stacey got in all these decorations,
but they weren't for our house. They're for her venue.
And I said, when do we decorate? She's like, we'll
decorate after Thanksgiving. And I just said, boo, that's terrible.
They need to go up. So I guess the peer
pressure worked, said Kyle's trees up. She's like, Okay, we

(09:45):
can put ours up today. So it's going up today.
Although I don't know how much help I'm.

Speaker 4 (09:49):
Going to be.

Speaker 2 (09:49):
I used to think, like I really had, like a
very strict policy, like let Thanksgiving be. But last year
I decorated early and I just felt the joy for longer.
And so now I'm in. I'm one of the early
des creators.

Speaker 4 (10:00):
I'm what's wrong with that? By the way, did you
guys watch that out live? Yes?

Speaker 3 (10:04):
I just saw his monologue. That's it.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
That was pretty good. Signed was pretty good. Glenn Powell
is awesome. But a lot of the sketches were funny
but went way too long. Wait, so I fast forward
to a bunch of stuff. But he's so likable, he's
so he's fantastic. We have a clip of it.

Speaker 2 (10:17):
Yeah, oh good, the first part of it, not the
ups part.

Speaker 3 (10:21):
Just his joke at the beginning of the monolog.

Speaker 4 (10:22):
So happy to be here. It has been a wild year.
My TV show premiered. I have a movie coming out,
and I know some of you are tired of seeing
my face. Hell I'm tired of see in my face too.
But you know who is not tired to see in
my face? Your mom.

Speaker 3 (10:38):
Does a little wink. The jesting was fine.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
He was like he was basically like, you know, four
years ago or four or five years ago, I found
out I was hosting SNL because of Top Gun Maverick,
and it was so great. We were celebrating with my family.
As a UPS delivery guy was coming to the porch
and he was like.

Speaker 3 (10:55):
What's all? What's all the commotion?

Speaker 2 (10:56):
They had told the UPS driver what had happened, and
then because of cod they had canceled his sn L
appearance and the movie was pushed back. And so he
was like, so for the last four years, this guy's
been telling everyone I'm a liar.

Speaker 4 (11:10):
Then he goes.

Speaker 3 (11:10):
They flew him out there and like.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
Well he waited. The party I loved is when he goes.
So my sisters are terrifying, and they tracked him down, yes,
which I think is so relatable.

Speaker 3 (11:20):
Yeah, totally.

Speaker 2 (11:21):
And he invited him and the UPS guy was in
the audience and came up into a selfie with him.

Speaker 3 (11:25):
It was really funny.

Speaker 4 (11:26):
I thought that was so great.

Speaker 5 (11:27):
That made that made me love him and the fact
that they're just partying on the front porch. Y, you know,
speaking of TV?

Speaker 4 (11:32):
What else? What other TV is that? You guys?

Speaker 1 (11:33):
What's the number one on Flix? The Beast in Me?
The Beast in Me? Are you watching that?

Speaker 4 (11:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (11:37):
I'm an episode six.

Speaker 4 (11:38):
Because I'm on episode one.

Speaker 3 (11:39):
So I thought episode one was a little slow.

Speaker 4 (11:41):
Okay, it did not.

Speaker 2 (11:43):
It was like, I don't know if I can get
into this, But like by episode two ish, I really
started getting invested in, like what is going to happen?
And there's there's been some interesting twists there is because
when you think it's going one way, it goes another.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
I'm a hap, I'm not even I'm twenty minutes in
and it's clear Danes she lives that she's a writer,
and it looks like she can't pare bills. It looks
like she has written a book in a long time.
And some rich, rich rich guy moves in next door
and he's kind of a jerk. He's a real jerk,
it seems like, right, So that's as far as I am.
So I'm guessing she's you're going to use him as
inspiration to write a next book.

Speaker 4 (12:17):
And there's a murder, his wife's.

Speaker 2 (12:19):
Missing some show kind of but not necessarily, she's not
really using it as inspiration.

Speaker 3 (12:24):
Oh really, Yeah, it's pretty good.

Speaker 2 (12:27):
It's like it's roped me in, Like I couldn't stop
watching it if you get through the first episode, because
the first episode I was like, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (12:33):
Yeah, that's usually I feel like how it is nowadays.

Speaker 3 (12:35):
You have to get through the first two or three episodes.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
And then and then you hook Yeah, because I feel
like it develops the characters enough where you're kind of like, oh,
I want to see what happens to this person?

Speaker 4 (12:45):
Rich? Did you start Landman?

Speaker 5 (12:47):
I did start Landman last Nights and two I did.
I'm only about halfway through it, but it is every
bit is awesome as season one is. And the other
show that I was obsessed with over the weekend was
The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives season three, which is
the trashiest show on TV and I don't know why
you guys aren't more into it because I am so
deeply involved and all the time. It is almost gross.

(13:10):
It is so dirty about the stuff that they talk about,
but it's also just compelling as all get out. Everybody
on that show is a hot mess, and I love
it so much.

Speaker 1 (13:19):
There's a show on Apple called The Last Frontier. It's
on episode seven. I've watched every single episode. I think,
how you start watching the beginning of I.

Speaker 3 (13:26):
Think I'm on episode five.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
There's a lot of holes in it. It's about the
con An airplane that crashes. All these murders, murderers in it,
and there every episode they're catching a murder and there's
a couple of twists, but there's holes in It's on.
But I'm so far in I'm like, okay. But episode
seven they do a flashback and it was it was
so traumatic, so traumatic the flashback that they show where

(13:50):
I couldn't just by myself watch it and not share
it with so I had to get my I go, hey,
I want you to watch this this is scene with
me real quick, and she's like, before I go, I
want you to see what a good actress this girl.
And she's like, okay, but I'm only saying that. So
she sits through it because it is traumatic what happens
in the first five minutes traumatic.

Speaker 4 (14:07):
I almost want to show to you guys. And then
she she goes, why did you show this to me?
I go, because I couldn't be the only one time.

Speaker 3 (14:16):
Such a brother.

Speaker 4 (14:17):
Is it good? Though? The show? It's not good.

Speaker 3 (14:20):
It's not it's it's hard.

Speaker 2 (14:22):
Like i've, I've, I go back to it when there's
nothing else to watch. And then I watched like ten
or fifteen minutes at a time, and I go, you
know what, I'm gonna watch this instead.

Speaker 1 (14:31):
My son Camp was in Alaska this weekend playing basketball. Okay,
this show takes place in Alaska. There's a scene where
the criminal guy steals a car truck in the middle
of nowhere, opens up his laptops, got Wi Fi. It's perfect,
He's all phone. He hangs up. Camp called me from
the airport in Alaska yesterday and we couldn't hear him. Really.
We were like trying to talk and he was like

(14:52):
cutting out, cut out, cut out, and I'm like, he's
on an iPhone. I'm on an iPhone. I got Wi Fi,
he's got Wi Fi. And we still can't talk then
this show, so it's stuff like that that happens, and
my sister's like, you need to suspend disbelief so you
can enjoy the show.

Speaker 4 (15:05):
She can only suspend it so much, though.

Speaker 1 (15:06):
Because then she started getting into other shows where if
you really crack down, it'd be terrible, like the John
ham Show. Yeah, the John Hamshaw and Apple. She was like,
in real life, there'd be cameras ever in the neighborhood
and everybody would see who he was.

Speaker 4 (15:17):
I guess that's true. I'm like, boy, you just ruined
that show, especially in that neighborhood. Yeah,